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Theblessed: Sorry to say this, but those large purple letters are a pain on the eye  (or is it only me?  ). Please use a smaller font or another color next time, ma. Thank you for your understanding. 

Good one!

Ziggy_Mama how u dey na?

^^^^ Well said, Viaro

really sick stuff here 

Silly overflogged issue

LMAO All those wondering, this is a thread in response to https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-374266.0.html (titled Is it compulsory to wash your husband's clothes) and I guess the question is rhetorical, and intended to display the absurdity of the other thread.

@OP: My guy, I had been guessing but now I think I know you in reality. You can't exkape my undeniable logic, can you?

Gabry sweetie, your email is on your profile! Now you didn't give it out but he must have gotten it from your profile. It doesn't get easier

Madlady feels me . By the way, I don't like that name. Doesn't sound like the person who makes these posts in your name.

@Nwaka77: Actually we have also washing machines too in Nigeria.

Sisi_Kill: [b]LOL[/b]Yuck!

Thanks FL! I wish you double speed and accuracy too, in this double year (as 20 doubles 10 in 2010)!

Im sorry. I was only grinning cos those lovely names were inadvertently used by Amazon queens. Doesn't make the name bad IMO  I apologize, FL. Joo ma binu.

P.S> No kidding, those are real Latin names. I amended the meanings with a more accurate description.

Queen right? Okay let me give you Latin names:

1. Hippolyte: The powerful one (mighty queen)
2. Penthesilea: The most beautiful (of all queens)

Caveat: Those names were made popular by Amazon Queens   

Lies. I hate lies.

LOL okay choose a polynesian name:
1. Nahini: Total woman
2. Kohia: passion flower
3. Matahina: with the eyes of a goddess
4. Mohea: beautiful princess

As for my stories,  em, I would rather email it than post it here on Nairaland, if you don't mind. Maybe later whenever you're ready. My email is ancelplus@yahoo.com in case you don't want to post urs

yeah i am ka'aro oo jiire bi?

@FL Gators: LOL    I actually have a thing with names. I have to say that I write fiction, and in particular fantasy and science-fiction, so I have to keep using names (and the names have to go hand in hand with their character), and in some cases manufacturing names; so I am quite something with names! I can give you a cool name if you want?

P.S> Your signature shows that you have a thing for good names too!

Go Gabry! Go Gabry!!!

I saw two names in the Religion section, I really liked em: DeepSight and Viaro.

Then I like my name too. Ancel looks like ANGEL but its Teutonic (ancient German) and it means "representing God, acting on his behalf as an ambassador."

Hey I'm a guy, and what's wrong with number 1?  Or maybe cos I am like that.  I dont see any big deal in being totally transparent to someone if I love the person. I believe in being morally and emotionally nak'ed (yes, vulnerable) to the woman of my heart. Otherwise I may as well know that I have no such person. Easy does it.

The other 7 guys sound like a lady's date-mistakes. 

@GL: Of course I know that single mothers successfully raise their families! And some married women do everything for their families. That doesnt counter the fact that if the man had been able to do what he was meant to, they would not have gotten far much more done. You may say they were successful, but I would say they under-achieved.

When I say physical protection, I don't necessarily mean like a bodyguard. Do you not agree that just seeing the presence of a man around a woman or child keeps an attacker on their toes, and for the cowardly assailants, they can actually change their minds? I'm talking about the PRESENCE of a man in a woman's life, and how that BOOSTS her confidence (I am sure you know what I mean, cos when you see a woman who has a man in her life, she is one person that will generally face life's challenges like a bulldog and win. The ones that don't have such a "person" generally tend to be more withdrawn in the face of tough challenges. Not to say they won't succeed, but they will excel better otherwise in most cases) and how it also KEEPS possible danger at bay.

I have a friend, a lady, who is a taekwondo black belter. And she is one slim chic like that. Her husband has a medium and good build, but he basically can't fight jack. In fact, he is a pacifist and you won't even find him raising his voice or arguing. So he basically can't defend her. But I assure you, if they are in a dark alley and they are to be mugged, the guy is the one that the streetgang will try to incapacitate first of all. I'm hoping you understand my perspective now.

Gidson12, what happened to your generator? NEPA took light in the new year?

But, jokes apart, I think the major problem is that many immature girls (not necessarily referring to the body age) is that they think that the female traditional roles make them "inferior" to men. But that is not so, because there are roles that the man fulfills and the woman can never fulfill.

Traditionally, the man represents the home to the external society, and also controls the influence of the external society on the home (protection, security: financial and physical, etc); while the woman takes care of the home. These roles are irrespective of if the wife is a rocket scientist and the husband is a poultry farmer. Na she sabi wetin she dey find she marry de guy, so why the complaints?.

I don't blame the feminists on this thread. Now it takes extra skill to distinguish guys & ladies: both body-build, wear earrings, plait their hair and wear trousers. By the way, what's a potbelly to a pregnancy? I dedicate the poem below to you. (c) Ancel 2010.

TUMMY CONTEST

We can put all the libbers in a can
And ask feminists to get the axe
Thence fixing men & women as compeers.

For both contesting clans
Have abdominous corporations

Rummy breadwinners bear breadbaskets:
Paunchy evidence of a slaked crapulence;
But she shows her gestation gravida,
Proving a successful hay-rolling fiesta.

Kunbee, if I go chop kane no brouhaha. As long as say na you go give me the kane chop. LOL

@Pharoh: LOL so I think Kunbee described the school perfectly in one word, cos she didnt mention the school and yet you said QC Or is it only my imagination? That was where I laughed. . .

Topic: I beg to differ. I do not subscribe to extramarital affairs, and neither have I ever dated more than one person at a time. Yes, temptations will always come but no matter how hard the winds howl, the mountain cannot bow to it.

Cheating is a simple indication of values and how easily you fall in with the wolf-packs (many guys that cheat, it's because their friends indicate that it's alright). And I think many guys cheat cos of the SECOND-GLANCE principle. Nobody falls into error immediately, rather it happens when you have a chance the first time and you don't deal with it in your heart. e.g. that girl at work gives you a stare that goes on for too long and is too suggestive. Whatever you do at that time is what you will do in the end. There is no sitting on the fence, you'll fall into the infidelity side like humpty-dumpty. If I were in that case, I would report to my wife for accountability, that way I will have an extra ally in my wars.

Chaircover: I wish there were more ladies like you alive, and more guys who reason properly too. Our kids need to hear the truth, and not only from one parent.

Ndeewonu: I have only one thing to add to Chaircover's advice: tell your wife the truth about what you have been doing and going through. I can assure you that she already knows, so when you tell her you will stabilize her confidence. Yes, there will be a tsunami in your marital affairs but its better you tell her than she finding out with facts later on, and when you tell her now things will sort themselves out if she's as matured as I have inferred from your posts.

Beautyn, God bless you for that verse. You're on target.

AMAKA! Don't worry I was just pulling your legs, so this is not "going" anywhere. Besides, I'm trying to fill up this thread (we are on the 10th page) so that it can be locked. You can join me at your own peril if you are interested

@AMAKA: LMAO so you think I have ever taken mamagee serious? I am not one of those raising hell over the post. If you have the time, you can recall my posts on this thread, or even any other thread in response to mamagee. I knew from the day I joined Nairaland that Mamagee is a comedian. I was only surprised that you seemed to be inconsistent in your posts, but then who cares, it's all in the comedy as well: throw in some interesting two-sided stuff by THE.AMAKA into the mix. Go and get a(nother) haircut.