Frontpage article? *Sigh*

[size=14pt]@Topic: Whenever people start asking if something is COMPULSORY in a marriage before they do it, it is a clear indication that love is heavily lacking.

In a marriage, nothing is compulsory. If you guys can't work out something as simple as washing clothes, then get a washing machine or use laundry services. Haba, there are more complex things in marriage than simple laundry[/size].

If you can't stand the heat, just leave the kitchen.

^^^^^^ I was referring to your dramatic exchange with Kunbee. I laugh tire.

I wonder at these guys. They say Jesus was sent only to the Jews, and yet they say he is one of their prophets.   Was Mohammed a Jew? Are you guys Jews? You just irresponsibly bend the words in the Bible to suit your own purposes!

AMAKA, I tot it was you saying earlier on this thread that you agreed with mamagee cos of something you saw heard smelled in your hometown or something when you went to Naija? Is it doublespeak, or you were impersonated?

@Pharoh/Kunbee: Everybody, come and see drama!

Pastor AIO:

Sir, Are you all you have ever wished to become?

@Pastor AIO: LOL Always witty and sarcastic, this bros! You no go change for 2010?

Kunbee darling! how u dey? Happy new year!!

Why is Ziggy Mama asking me how?

@Viaro: Thanks for the expose on Isaiah 61:1-2, that was great! I need to highlight something you wrote here:

We have noted that this is not talking about a literal number of seven different spirits, and some translations have tried to proffer easier understanding of those verses by rendering them as 'sevenfold spirit'. However, in these verses, they are in consonance with the symbolism of the completeness of the workings of the Spirit of God.

And that is what I believe too. Spiritual attributes are not just counted off the fingers like you're counting apple seedlings. The Bible is full of symbolism, and seven-fold indicates that He is full, complete, and lacks nothing. His sevenfold aspects show the fullness of His perfection, character, and might!

Let me also remind us of that word hepta again in Genesis 4:15; "'So the LORD said to him, 'Therefore whoever kills Cain, vengeance will be taken on him sevenfold." [NASB] Does it mean that Cain will be avenged seven times? Of course not. It means a full, complete and perfect vengeance.

See also, other references to spirits and sevens

Mat 12:45 Then goeth he, and taketh with himself seven other spirits more wicked than himself, and they enter in and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. Even so shall it be also unto this wicked generation.

Luk 11:26 Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven other spirits more wicked than himself; and they enter in, and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first.

Luk 8:2 And certain women, which had been healed of evil spirits and infirmities, Mary called Magdalene, out of whom went seven devils,

LOL u go fear shopping list na!

LOL. Full meal? Church go dey full well well every communion service!

Abuzola! How much are you paid for these e-terrorism acts?  Last post on almost every religion thread (except the Islam section) is by Abuzola. LOL 

@Pastor AIO: I think you missed the first one: The Spirit of the Lord. "Lord"ship is also an attribute, just like wisdom, understanding, counsel, might, knowledge and Holy Fear. It signifies undeniable authority.

LOL JeSoul when you are garbed in a garment of banana skins, you will keep slipping and tripping endlessly, making terrible noise. i.e. the laughter is raucous and slippery on the ears.  BANANA SKINS! Hehehehe

@jcross What do u mean by that!  Infact I will figh JIHAD with my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

LOL He was so wild about it that he even forgot to press t in fight and forgot the shift key when he was finishing up his exclamation marks: 11 for !!. LOL 

Obinoscopy:

I did not ask why did God give us dongle or whatever u call it. I asked why did God make us have Puberty at a young age

Don't know if I got your message but everyone (say 95%) reaches puberty before the age of 20 and that age is not ideal for a man to get married. Lets face the fact and not bring the bible into it, I don't think men marrying immediately they develop fertility is right or OK morally. Most guys can impregnate a girl at the age of 15 or so. Do you advise a 15 yr old boy to get married? Haba!

My point is that, just like a young mango tree that hasn't yet started giving fruit, has everything necessary within it to produce yield but it doesn't start yet, the same way humans reach puberty first before they are ready to start using it. Maturity is not all about the body, that's just a little part of it. Maybe God expects you to learn how to control the growth stage with your mind and spirit, just like trees too wait patiently until they are ready to start fruiting. Just my opinion.

Habib16:

@the Muslims pls dnt let us start argument with all this kafr coz ive seen that thew like unecessary arguement. Pls none of us should answer what ever they coz Silent is the best answer to a Goat like the Poster.

LOL Habib16 have you ever made an intelligent post on Nairaland?
My evidence for the comment above: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=438514;sa=showPosts

@Noetic: Don't mind them. I laugh in a garment of Banana skins 

JeSoul, thanks for sharing this, it's lovely

And thanks for the other time. For 2010, I pray you receive such a blessing that you won't be able to contain it: people will flock to you from far and near to scoop some of the overflow. Amen and Amen!!!

I too gbadun this viaro guy, me i just no get time for long tori. LOL isn't it funny that when they are trying to prove a point, they recourse to the Bible?  And then they twist the scriptures like a wizened alfa's beard? 

And there we have this guy quoting Songs of Solomon and placing Mohammed there? The first day I came to Nairaland, I saw a thread where Abuzola and his less-outspoken compadres (all goons) were yelping that the book was evil and overtly e.rotic and should not have made it into the Bible. I weak sotay, I no fit even comment for that thread. And here, in the very middle, is Mahomet's (abi na Mohammed's) name? LOL your double-sidedness is only worthy of derision.

Get THE life and stop blasting your own crotches while trying to detonate planes 

Islamic Scholar's words on Suicide bombing

Shaikh Muhammad Nasir ud-Din al-Albani said; “…Now we come to suicide missions, we have come to know of this from the Japanese and their likes when a man amongst them would attack an American war ship with his fighter jet. He would blow up along with his jet, however he would inflict damage upon the soldiers in that American war ship. We say: Suicide missions in the present time, all of them, are not legislated (by Islam) , ”

From the cassette recording, “The Verdicts of the Scholars concerning Assassinations and Bombings”, quoted in the book, “The Verdicts of the Scholars in Englightening the (Muslim) Nation”, of Jamal bin Farihan al-Harithi (p.76).

Shaikh Muhammad bin Salih al-’Uthaimin said: “Indeed, whoever (intentionally) kills himself, then certainly he will be punished in the Fire of Hell, wherein he shall dwell forever”. (Bukhari (5778) and Muslim (109 and 110)).

However, one who is ignorant and does not know, and assumes his action was good and pleasing to Allah (Subhaanahu wa Ta’aala), then we hope Allah (Subhaanahu wa Ta’aala) forgives him for that which he did out of ijtihad (his personal or learned judgement),, ”

From Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen, Kayfa Nu’aalij Waaqi’unaa al-Aleem - page 119

There are too many ignorant Muslims in this world, and they will roast in hellfire. Chei. See wahala.

The question should be "Why do most Nigerian Men go to Mama gee's church and allow her to smell them?"

@topic: As fatai rolling dollar said, Won kere si numba wa

Obinoscopy, thats the same way he gave you your dongle to use in urinating straight from birth. So it has other uses apart from sexual use, too; the same way your hands and feet have other uses apart from business.

So who defined the ideal marriage as 25 or 27? Did God tell you that? 

In life, great things are achieved after proper attention and nurture over a period of time. I can say that maybe He allowed you to reach an early puberty so that you can PREPARE for settling down a short while later (define a short while. it may be one year or even 15, it's your boot). Or would you want to be (or have) a spouse who is still having mixed-up feelings about sex, pubescent confusion and emotional urges? 

LMAO it is stupid threads like this that keep making the front page in no time, with thousands of views. The threads that really make sense get no attention. It goes to show what's going down in the average Nigerian mind Yeah, I am one of those increasing the views and the posts. I know

And how is lysaa spending the last day in 2009?

Abuzola, the new testament did not make the Old testament worthless, it builds upon it. It's like saying that calculus makes arithmetic worthless, or a university education makes your secondary school education worthless?  Or maybe for people like you, it did?   

JCross don't mind the [size=28pt]cretins[/size] on the thread. That was the point I was trying to make: there is a difference between political wars (for the sake of territorial protection and so on), and religious wars that are started just to prove that a deity is more superior than another, and thus force submission.

@Others: I know that some Christians in the past have conquered countries in the name of religion, but they did it in error and Jesus never asked them to so don't drag Jesus into this mess that Mohammed was notorious for. See Ilosiwaju's quote some posts earlier, as an example.

Ilosiwaju will you please keep your shirt on? Don't you know a joke when you see one? Wetin dey vex you sef? You be woman? Who does not know that I googled it up, I even said it there (in the previous post) that I was going to google it up. Chill out joo.

Wetin konsain me konsain Guiness abi Gulder?  

SourGrapes23 Sweetpie23 Can I help you? Last time I checked we were all entitled to our opinions.

And won't that be a feat worthy of the Guinness Book of World Records, speaking out of both sides of your mouth?