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The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing
up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But, madam, you must know that some things are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this
hat yesterday!"

LOL the war has just started.

My dearest sis, I didnt see your missed call

Okay I mean I didn't get to see your post on time. Oya no vex, okay?

Na who be dis?  

Why hatest thou me in an official capacity, Kunbee?

I was busy on another thread, sis

Kunbee, yes dear, im here

You can take off ur email, JeSoul

@michelin:  massaging device??

I used to think Pweety is a gal. My bad. All the best o! Take care of Pweety sha

Kunbee is in love with Pweety

@recognise: LOL

@Recognize: LOL Yeah! You need a good antivirus and a capable firewall!! So many viruses and trojans in today's world, targetting the peccant windows OS!

Talking about Jesus Christ, I found this verse
Isa 11:2  And the spirit of the LORD¹ shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom² and understanding³, the spirit of counsel⁴ and might⁵, the spirit of knowledge⁶ and of the fear of the LORD⁷;

The SEVEN spirits are not seven numerically, it illustrates seven (a "perfected" number, as Pastor AIO has inferred) attributes of God's Spirit. I will not be amazed if indeed there are 7 archangels, each one dimensioned to deal with one of those attributes in relation to mankind, but I do not really know. And I don't care. 

@JeSoul: I won't mind taking up your offer of seeing your site. . . for the selfish reason of seeing your face!

@mama-gee: i sent the request to your yahoo email, I got it on your profile. No wahala sha.

@OP: Still waiting for michelin89!!!!

Between Jesus and Mohammed?

(puts on his torchlight) what is that between Jesus and Mohammed? O, I see it now. . . between Jesus and Mohammed is the substance in that awning gap between eternal life and eternal death , the one that separated the Rich man from Lazarus in Jesus' story

@mama-gee: LOL, i dey wait for her to return cos I know say she be fire-for-fire . Hey, why didn't u accept my YIM request na?

Many definitions of a Christian here are including church-going. You can be a Christian without going to church, just as you can pass SSCE and JAMB without attending extramural classes (as long as you study by yourself). But many people are too dull to search the scriptures, so they are Sunday-Sunday Christians, swallowing everything said there like fast-food.

Do not neglect the company of the brethren, I know, but where is the company of the brethren? Is it only in church? In case you didn't know, the whole society is your church, just like how it was for Jesus. And there are enough churches in Nigeria: only few churches are ever filled to the brim on Sundays, yet they want to keep building churches like how a fungus spreads. We're to spread the gospel like a virus, not spread concrete or mud & thatch buildings like the fruits of an epidemic. Did Jesus ask us to build churches? 

LWKM! Sauron and Eldee have murdered this thread! Chai!!! I never laugh reach!

Michelin89, na u start this $h1t o, na you sef go pack am!! Oya, where are you michelin89? Abi una dey hide?

[size=28pt]Iice!!![/size]

Or maybe ibkaye for second choice

Are you a music producer? I know a JeSoul who sings and produces music, and sounds like you (in writing), I'm his friend on another website, and HE IS SO MALE (with PICTURES!!!). Whatever, JeSoul. Please accept my apologies.

Jcob abi na Israel be ur name? I'm a very straight guy, please!

wow

@JeSoul: Are you really female? 'Cos I have reason to think otherwise. You can refuse to answer, but I hope you respond. Thanks.

@lysaa: Don't you know that muscles in the right places are an excellent idea?

This thread has capsized.

What is self defence? Shame on an army if a prisoner of war, in their captivity, outwits them &brings destruction to them &their politicians in the process. All is fair in love &war. Samson was a prisoner of war, and not a terrorist.

@Kunbee: Lol I only answered you in the fun spirit of the game. We both know I am SBNLS (Single but no longer searching). I don tire for all these women dem dem palaver. You know my P.

@Topic: sori 4 d digression, i was clarifying my answer to Kunbee. i have used my own token. Im just hanging around to answer any other Qs.