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Jokes Etc / Some Things Are Exposed by ancel(m): 12:37am On Dec 29, 2009 |
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady, "I need both hands to hold onto this hat." "But, madam, you must know that some things are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!" |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 12:32am On Dec 29, 2009 |
LOL the war has just started. |
Forum Games / Re: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by ancel(m): 12:25am On Dec 29, 2009 |
My dearest sis, I didnt see your missed call Okay I mean I didn't get to see your post on time. Oya no vex, okay? |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 12:21am On Dec 29, 2009 |
Na who be dis?
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Forum Games / Re: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by ancel(m): 12:16am On Dec 29, 2009 |
Why hatest thou me in an official capacity, Kunbee? |
Forum Games / Re: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by ancel(m): 12:01am On Dec 29, 2009 |
I was busy on another thread, sis |
Forum Games / Re: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by ancel(m): 12:00am On Dec 29, 2009 |
Kunbee, yes dear, im here |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 11:54pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Religion / Re: Give A Shout-outs To Our Religious Pals In The Spirit Of The Season by ancel(m): 11:39pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
You can take off ur email, JeSoul |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 11:39pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@michelin: massaging device?? |
Forum Games / Re: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by ancel(m): 11:36pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
I used to think Pweety is a gal. My bad. All the best o! Take care of Pweety sha |
Forum Games / Re: Re: The Last Person Post Win! by ancel(m): 11:34pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Kunbee is in love with Pweety |
Religion / Re: Parables Of Christ: 21st Century Edition. by ancel(m): 11:31pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@recognise: LOL |
Religion / Re: Parables Of Christ: 21st Century Edition. by ancel(m): 10:38pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@Recognize: LOL Yeah! You need a good antivirus and a capable firewall!! So many viruses and trojans in today's world, targetting the peccant windows OS! |
Religion / Re: Seven Spirits Of God? by ancel(m): 10:19pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Talking about Jesus Christ, I found this verse Isa 11:2 And the spirit of the LORD1 shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom2 and understanding3, the spirit of counsel4 and might5, the spirit of knowledge6 and of the fear of the LORD7; The SEVEN spirits are not seven numerically, it illustrates seven (a "perfected" number, as Pastor AIO has inferred) attributes of God's Spirit. I will not be amazed if indeed there are 7 archangels, each one dimensioned to deal with one of those attributes in relation to mankind, but I do not really know. And I don't care. |
Religion / Re: Give A Shout-outs To Our Religious Pals In The Spirit Of The Season by ancel(m): 10:07pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@JeSoul: I won't mind taking up your offer of seeing your site. . . for the selfish reason of seeing your face! |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 9:05pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@mama-gee: i sent the request to your yahoo email, I got it on your profile. No wahala sha. @OP: Still waiting for michelin89!!!! |
Religion / Re: Between Jesus And Mohammed! by ancel(m): 9:04pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Between Jesus and Mohammed? (puts on his torchlight) what is that between Jesus and Mohammed? O, I see it now. . . between Jesus and Mohammed is the substance in that awning gap between eternal life and eternal death , the one that separated the Rich man from Lazarus in Jesus' story |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 8:53pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@mama-gee: LOL, i dey wait for her to return cos I know say she be fire-for-fire . Hey, why didn't u accept my YIM request na? |
Religion / Re: Are You Really A Christian? by ancel(m): 8:47pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Many definitions of a Christian here are including church-going. You can be a Christian without going to church, just as you can pass SSCE and JAMB without attending extramural classes (as long as you study by yourself). But many people are too dull to search the scriptures, so they are Sunday-Sunday Christians, swallowing everything said there like fast-food. Do not neglect the company of the brethren, I know, but where is the company of the brethren? Is it only in church? In case you didn't know, the whole society is your church, just like how it was for Jesus. And there are enough churches in Nigeria: only few churches are ever filled to the brim on Sundays, yet they want to keep building churches like how a fungus spreads. We're to spread the gospel like a virus, not spread concrete or mud & thatch buildings like the fruits of an epidemic. Did Jesus ask us to build churches? |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Hotties: Make Your Choice (pictures Included) by ancel(m): 8:31pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
LWKM! Sauron and Eldee have murdered this thread! Chai!!! I never laugh reach! Michelin89, na u start this $h1t o, na you sef go pack am!! Oya, where are you michelin89? Abi una dey hide? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Whch Girl On Nairaland Has The Best Personality? by ancel(m): 8:25pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
[size=28pt]Iice!!![/size] Or maybe ibkaye for second choice |
Religion / Re: Give A Shout-outs To Our Religious Pals In The Spirit Of The Season by ancel(m): 8:24pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Are you a music producer? I know a JeSoul who sings and produces music, and sounds like you (in writing), I'm his friend on another website, and HE IS SO MALE (with PICTURES!!!). Whatever, JeSoul. Please accept my apologies. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: ***Gabry Voted Best Dating & Meet-up Zone Poster. Congratulations!!*** by ancel(m): 8:17pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
Jcob abi na Israel be ur name? I'm a very straight guy, please! |
Religion / Re: Nuclearboy Puts Deep Sights's Concerns On Xtianity To The Sword by ancel(m): 7:38pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
wow |
Religion / Re: Give A Shout-outs To Our Religious Pals In The Spirit Of The Season by ancel(m): 7:33pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@JeSoul: Are you really female? 'Cos I have reason to think otherwise. You can refuse to answer, but I hope you respond. Thanks. |
Forum Games / Re: Can You Answer A Question With A Question? IV by ancel(m): 7:19pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@lysaa: Don't you know that muscles in the right places are an excellent idea? |
Fashion / Re: Your Best Physical Or Body Feature... by ancel(m): 2:07pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
This thread has capsized. |
Religion / Re: The First Suicide Bomber Is In The Bible! by ancel(m): 2:02pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
What is self defence? Shame on an army if a prisoner of war, in their captivity, outwits them &brings destruction to them &their politicians in the process. All is fair in love &war. Samson was a prisoner of war, and not a terrorist. |
Romance / Re: One Question! - Calling Moderators to clean up the derailing posts - please!! by ancel(m): 1:23pm On Dec 28, 2009 |
@Kunbee: Lol I only answered you in the fun spirit of the game. We both know I am SBNLS (Single but no longer searching). I don tire for all these women dem dem palaver. You know my P. @Topic: sori 4 d digression, i was clarifying my answer to Kunbee. i have used my own token. Im just hanging around to answer any other Qs. |
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