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Gabry, I'm 100% male, with undeniable proof No, don't ask. Lol.
That HOT chick in my profile doznt know im using her pic. She'z a lovely friend of mine, &she's engaged, or else. . .

Jcob, u dey stalk me, ba? Why did u say SHE is male? Eeew! i hav bn male from conception, bro.

Merry Christmas in arrears, mama-gee! Have a beautiful new year!!

@Obinoscopy: Why did God give you hands and feet at birth since you are not yet ready to use your hands to make money, and your legs to go from place to place in the name of business?

Gabry! Gabry!! Gabry!!!

Am I not my sister's keeper?

I agree, Ibkaye; meanwhile, how you dey?

Why should I vote 4 som1 I Know nothing about?

Who no sabi why Jcob dey busybody like woman?

You r welcome, mavenb0x. Your own parable renditions are also welcome, anyway.

SeanT21, can you tell me more, maybe you're the one I am searching for?

@h2o2: God save you say you no put question mark, you for don ask your own kweshun be dat. But no be so sha. She dey UK, i dey Naija. And plus, I no dey chase married women. Even woman wey don get boyfriend sef I dey give am space. But *demn*!!! She too dey i beg. No worry I go soon find my own.

Wetin konsain you whether I ask myself abi I dont ask myself?

H2O2 no be Nigerian actress o , na one of my friends for another social network. Na 9ja babe sha. [s]If she know say I put her picture she go fit slit my throat.[/s]

@sutoboy: My brother, welcome to Nairaland, but na dutty joke you dey first read nii?

Why won't each of you just mind your business and stop asking silly questions?

3, 4, 5, 6 are very funny. But Kenny G, why your jokes dey dutty like this?

@barondavil: If you really read through this entire thread, you must have multiple headaches by now. Please get some rest.

Kunbee:
@anacel why do you like stalking me

Okay, here are some reasons:
1. Why I no go dey stalk you? A bird in hand is worth 1000 on Nairaland. You're not (yet) my wife but at least na only you I (don) sabi for reality.
2. Your voice always does it for me. Even when I called you three hours or so ago.
3. You know your face is magnetic, I can't quite get enough. It just keeps drawing me in.
4. You know that our song na. I dey fear gan ni.
5. This reason and all the others are unprintable, let us not wash our linen in public view. We go dey yarn

But baby you fall my hand o. Na who be anacel? No be [size=13pt]ancel[/size] be my name? In fact, I don enter vex mode for you. You know how to appease me, shebi?

Yeah, kunbee, I concur! But there are many other things too *clears throat*

My best physical/body feature is my. . . em. . . my. . . em. . . my My, oh my

@naijagal12: By the way, I just "stumbled" on your pics. Chai! You fit kill man person o!

@naijagal12: LMAO

@tonjoan:

@Kunbee: Bawo ni? I got the promotion.

@OP: Please correct the OP title, and change BURN ON to BORN IN. My Xmas was interesting, but I guess boring compared to previous years

bibiking1:
Make that two please.

@bibiking: Check Beaf's reply and my second response. Click the links.

I recommend KAPLAN, it did me very good on my GRE some 3 weeks ago. But unfortunately, I have given the books away.

@ijebubabe: LMAO it's 1:43am here, that was why I said so. I'm still up for chat if you are interested.

@kenny G: Guy! LOL! I crawled out from a Xmas Jazz concert. Kenny G was the star musician Merry Xmas to you too (26th never nack for your side, shey?)

@AKO: Unfortunately, in Nigeria, news agencies hardly retract such misinformation disinformation.

@obekiade: My guy, most sugar-mama contacts will make you contact them through a guy first "because they are being safe", and then we may not see any posts from you on Nairaland again. I hope you understand. 2010 don land o, don't ground your life because of money. You are a man, work respectably for the money you'll earn, bro.