vainfairy:

From experience, ryt??

datalossvictim1:

Onye ki na kpo nwoke . Hood in Canada okwa ya ?

fpeter:
Why una wan talk for private? ehn?

TRADELYN:

Sorry, Ma! No vex. Na so Mencade5 wants am

Lolaabokoku: ώϊ†̥̥ђ home theatre

Kachisbarbie: Oh Good Jesus, my neibors are so fond of that, then after exhausting their energy, dey wud now decide to sleep - thennn the husband would start snoring. Trust me when i say, I hear d snore over d fence -then it would be my turn to pray.

mencade5: tradelyn, hw far? How ur new friend na?

TRADELYN:

Very wella

Billyonaire: The thread belongs to people of the lowest echelon. Hahahahahaha

GboyegaD:

How did you come to your conclusion and if I may ask who is living his/her life for me? I still insist I am not living for anyone and he who thinks he can only respect me because of what he wants to get should take some steps in either direction away from me.

donem:
I subscribe to your thought exception of the bolded, cos i see no reason Y the earth should be silent.

Rotjijatau: The following are the things you must do when living in any compound you are living and your respect will remain high...

(1.) Don't be the borrowing type of neighbour, rather be the person whom your neighbours are borrowing from.
(2.) Prepare your light bill before the month end to avoid your neighbours saying you're the only person who haven't paid your bill.
(3.) Don't bring too many friends to your house.

(4.) Don't talk too much with your neighbours to avoid gossip.
(5.) Don't be the only person who is fund of using the toilet without flushing...... Please add yours!!!

Lolaabokoku: Don't disturb ur Neigbours ώϊ†̥̥ђ Early morning prayers like. 'Holy Ghost Fire'!!! Pursue them, kill them, die, die, die, yamutu, vanish,ku, ku ku,, ohhhh!!!!!! I command u ¶n †ђξ
Name of Jeeeesuuuussss!!!!!!

infogenius: In addition to what the op & others have said I will add a few.

1. Be tolerant, do not go about complaining about this or that.Do not be the nagging type.

2. To the single ladies, do not go around sleeping with your caretaker in ur flat or any of your
neighbour's husbands.Make sure you do not bring into ur flat different male friends or else
u'll not only be an object of gossip or reprissal attack, you will quickly loose respect and
every man in the neighbourhood will be after ur pants if you are fine girl.
If u no fine, then.....You can even be a victim of area molestation (not the one u think
but verbal.)

3. Do not hang around idle with ur neighbours.If u have nothing to do at home, take a stroll
or go to church.

4. DON'T LET YOUR NEIGHBOURS KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH.This is important or else you may
be a victim of compound gangup and periodic case study or subject of gossip.You can include this also, never
share SECRETS with anyone of them no matter how close you are.

5. Be nice but do it sensibly, do not over do it.Lest these creeps take advantage of you.

6. NEVER enter ur neighbours flats at will or on impulse. So that they will not reciprocate.If u keep to ur flat no
one will come knocking on ur door ealy Saturday morning for yeye chat or say I wan watch film or programme.
Be modest and mind ur business.

7. Make sure you have money & u're working or else u no go get voice for ya compound.

8. More importantly, Do not live beggarly.Abeeeg!
More to come.

fairheven:

It is possible to have a serene environment,just that majority of us are just too lousy.I know some estates so quiet that u wud hear the sound of pin dropped on the ground.

waleakanfe: [miz tola]

[More like face-me-I-slap-you
] I'll prefer "Face-me-I-punch-U

Sallychizzl3:

So on point dearie!

I no dey sleep well for my house at emmanuel kolawole str.,bajulaiye. My neighbor na mfm ppl. The only word my parrot learnt was die! die! die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had to sell the damn thing!

vainfairy:

Lolllzzzz!!! Ruthu, Ruthuu, Ruthuuu!!! Ow many times i call uu U don dey madt abi??

shelter4luving: Genuinely help your neighbour when he/she is in need. this act of kindness does not only command respect, but love towards you and your children.

winiwini: guy, dont be too sure.... i know your type.

miz tola: na everyday fight be that oo!