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Pets › Re: Elephant Spends 11 Hours Trying To Pull Her Baby From A Muddy Well by andyanders: 5:27pm On Mar 29, 2015
Mothers love for their children.That is why I hate when some pastors or useless people tell those they brainwash that their mother is a witch and responsible for their problems.
I ask these idi0ts why their mother fail to kill them when they were infants.

This is to show the love mothers has for their children.
Romance › Re: Come Tell Us What You Like About Ur Favorite Nairalander by andyanders: 2:12pm On Mar 29, 2015
ROKIATU is the person I so much admire because of her intelligence and smartness.Sure that she is wonderfully made but she has brain to complement her person.
Romance › Re: Gay And Depressed. by andyanders: 9:03am On Mar 29, 2015
My brother, what you are having is spiritual and all you needed is DELIVERANCE. It is not normal and many people both men and women are having same problems. There is nothing Jesus cannot do for you. Get a real man of God to pray and cast out the demon that is responsible. I know that God will see you through because you have cried out and I know that He will locate you and help deliver you in Jesus name. Once deliverance is done, your real self will surface and you will see that He loves you and your life will change.
Family › Re: 'DEAD' Premature Baby Comes Back To Life. It's A Miracle! by andyanders: 9:50pm On Mar 28, 2015
God is great and that was God in action because He loves children and cannot take their them away like that. I am glad for the family for trusting God.
Crime › Re: ‘the Police Arrested Me, Tied Me To Their Van And Shot Me Over N40' by andyanders: 9:14pm On Mar 28, 2015
xmich:
The fear of Nigeria police is the begging of long life,
No talk say I no tell you!!!!
The Nigerian Police are bunch of official armed thieves who use their position to rob day and night at will.

I have never seen anywhere in the world that their policemen act like animals. You see an officer putting on his official uniform , drunk and still having his official gun with him. With little provocation or under the influence of alcohol, he will kill. I wonder sometimes you see them with official uniform in a beer parlor drinking and having their gun beside them. Now tell me after taking the alcohol, what will that officer do

The kill steal and tell you point blank that nothing will happen and nothing happens hence everyday they kill.Too bad. Police is your enemy here in Nigeria.
Romance › Re: Reasons Why Most Guys Don't Want To Marry A Virgin Anymore by andyanders: 8:48pm On Mar 28, 2015
rubey:
Baby, do you suck on bedhuh
Why not, if not. Like to be sucked by a good girl cus it can send a man to another planet
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: APC And PDP Supporters Clash In Ekiti, Man Shot by andyanders: 8:17pm On Mar 28, 2015
shadowgwalker:
that's too bad. well, some people are just enslaved to politicians. they forget the struggle is for the country and not for the leaders.
My sister, I am annoyed why youths should be out there to ferment trouble by using weapons to kill themselves after collecting money from these thieves and at the same time voting the thieves back who will not impact any meaningful thing to their lives.

Are they sane when they go killing because they have been paid to do so?Those who sent them got their passports and visa and can run at any point trouble starts.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: APC And PDP Supporters Clash In Ekiti, Man Shot by andyanders: 8:08pm On Mar 28, 2015
shadowgwalker:
but why must the shooter fire the yarnsh?
Why ask so, that is to make sure he does not come back voting again.They are idiots killing themselves and voting thieves back to office.
Politics › Re: PHOTOS: APC And PDP Supporters Clash In Ekiti, Man Shot by andyanders: 8:06pm On Mar 28, 2015
sinizia:
FOOLS!! Keep killing yourselves while our leaders are looting y'all money in peace. Idìots!!
Well spoken my brother.Their families are out of this country with the looted money and the idiots are here killing themselves and voting idiots back to looting.
Romance › Re: Married Woman Wants Me To Bear Her First Child by andyanders: 3:28pm On Mar 28, 2015
HouseT:
Guy i know a friend who did same thing...but now a reproach to himself..invoking a life curse on yourself...the hubby will never be happy or forgive you if he later know...guy put your self in the hubby's condition.They are married and she was pregnant at first.. and after many trials nothing shows up..This is probably their own trials and tribulation time which may result in triplets later.... and sleeping with his wife will bring a curse to you and your wife to be...selah.
Surely there is always a pay back time. One need to resist the temptation unless you did it without knowing.
I had a lady friend I was moving with and we went out for date at Eko Le Meridian in Victoria Island because I had a room I kept there which I paid for a month when I traveled back to Nigeria. We ordered for food as there was drink in the fridge. We had been coddling when she excused herself and she had nothing on her to use the bathroom and as she picked her bag, a ring fall off her bag and I as I wanted to help her pick it, I found out that it looked like a wedding ring. I then asked her if she was married and she said yes but no kid yet.

I stood up and and put my shirt back and asked her to dress up. She asked me why, and I told her that I cannot sleep with a married lady no matter as I cannot stand to look at her face or the husband if I run into them. That was how the game ended and I never slept with her. One day as I drove into a gas station to buy fuel, I saw her with the supposed husband and we greeted as friends and to my surprise, they own the supermarket.

So op, what you did is wrong by knowingly sleeping with a married woman.
Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Turns 57 Today by andyanders: 3:00pm On Mar 28, 2015
Nice woman.HBD to a sweet lady.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Singer Waje Celebrates Daughter As She Turns 16 Today by andyanders: 2:40pm On Mar 28, 2015
pretydiva:
She's biuriful. Luv d necklace. Buh she use style grow pass her age oo..
Evidence of good feeding/living
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nairalander Goes Shirtless And Show Off His Six Packs In His Bathroom (pic ) by andyanders: 9:53pm On Mar 27, 2015
aboki2000:
It's not only Jim Iyke , Don Jazzy , Tiwa Savage , Davido , Ice Prince , Cossy or Tonto Dike knows how to take off Their Tops and Shirts .

Mods pls do the needful abeg .. grin
This guy is hungry. I wonder the kind of moderators we have these days bringing trash to the front page.This guy needs to be feed with good food because he is malnourished.
Sports › Re: Ex-super Falcon Star, Chichi Igbo Shows Off Her Underpants And Abs (Photo) by andyanders:
Plus234:
nice pic
Are you a gay man? Why call this nonse0000nse person Nice pix?

In fact, I will not stop pulling a trigger if I see the gay man
Crime › Re: Photos: See How Badly A Man Beat His Wife In Ajah, Lagos by andyanders: 5:15pm On Mar 27, 2015
Why is she complaining? Why stay in an abusive relationship for that long unless the fault is from her and no man except the man wants her.

She has a daughter and can walk out from the relationship. It will be easier for her to get married again than with a male child.
Sports › Re: Ex-super Falcon Star, Chichi Igbo Shows Off Her Underpants And Abs (Photo) by andyanders: 4:58pm On Mar 27, 2015
This is a man and not a lady. A usel--ess man indeed. How can any sane person call this Eddi--0t a lady.
Health › Re: What Can Cause This?? by andyanders: 2:42pm On Mar 27, 2015
blaizze:
thanks and no I don't sleep with multiple partners or anyone.
Good, Do not get disturbed over some guys response here because here is just a forum and you meet any form of people.

Try go check with a Dr and first explain to him/her the problem and let him tell you what the problem is and how to take care of that.Do not indulge in self medication because this is your life as any self medication could result to life threatening sickness. Stop any form of drugs you are taking now.
Politics › Re: Cool But Funny Pics Of Gov. Amaechi At Igwuruta by andyanders:
I can only see a woman with big nyashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Amechi must be doing extra work to keep that nyash in action, if not, he will need a roller to be moving it in order for him to enjoy her. Too big.
Health › Re: What Can Cause This?? by andyanders: 2:16pm On Mar 27, 2015
baby girl, sorry for this.Try visit an hospital ASAP let us know what it takes for your case to be taken care of since you got no cash now. Early treatment is what you needed because it is an infection. Hope you dont sleep with multiple partners and stop for now if you are involved in it.
Celebrities › Re: Anna Banner Shares New Flawless Photos But Refuses To Show Tummy by andyanders: 2:05pm On Mar 27, 2015
Her face is not smooth even with the heavy make up.Nonsense.
Family › Re: Woman Caught By Her In-laws With Her Husband's Friend In A Hotel by andyanders: 1:59pm On Mar 27, 2015
Billyonaire:
The personal economy of certain men leave their wives with little choices than sexually gracing other men in exchange for the very basic necessities. Any man who willingly desires a pretty angel but does not have the financial muscle to deliver the desires of a 21st century woman, should know that she is his wife, but she is sharing the "valley of the shadow of death". I will fear no evil in drilling the crude oil from an oil delivered in exchange for my coins, as far as the donator is on the league of Kim Kardashian.
You said it my broda. This is true talk.

Some ladies can go extra mile in order to get sexual satisfaction outside because they are naturally promiscuous and when the husband has no cash, she can do anything to get the cash.
Politics › Re: Mbaka Lied Over Frozen Accounts – EFCC by andyanders: 1:47pm On Mar 27, 2015
Are you telling me now that the cleric is on weed? Or have they given him a red wine with akkkhool.Only the Catholic can say this.
Family › Re: Woman Caught By Her In-laws With Her Husband's Friend In A Hotel by andyanders: 1:10pm On Mar 27, 2015
iyatrustee:
This world sha!

Any woman that can be sexually involved with her husband's friend can kill the man.
Exactly, the next plot will be for her to kill her husband and continue their affair. Some women and some men are wicked. How can a sane man want to be sleeping with his best friend"s wife. Too bad as this same guy would be the one that will be crying for his friend when he kills him.
Romance › Re: Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts by andyanders: 11:00pm On Mar 26, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
lol. IKR. hence I stopped putting ma pics up to avoid scaring people off cheesy cheesy cheesy
Just kidding mehn.You are ok.Keep it up.
Romance › Re: Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts by andyanders: 10:54pm On Mar 26, 2015
prettythicksme:
awwww u are cute tho cheesy,like ur hair style.
Na wa for your and likeness.
Romance › Re: Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts by andyanders: 10:52pm On Mar 26, 2015
jacksparrow1207:
done. be fast cuz im putting it down asap tongue tongue
VERY SCARY PIX.NA WAOO, TAKE IT DOWN.
Romance › Re: Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts by andyanders: 10:49pm On Mar 26, 2015
MissAdeife:
I have always wondered ..lol
In fact you can mak any man commit sin.Your pix.../Cant talk much.You and Rokiatu are the best EVER. KEEP YOUR GOOD LOOKS
Romance › Re: Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts by andyanders: 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2015
firstEVA:
So girls with flat yansh should go and die or what?
Ladies with flash assssssss and big boobs better and sweeter.
Romance › Re: Here's The Real Reason Men Like Big Butts by andyanders: 10:33pm On Mar 26, 2015
Justfollowit:
Yup

A woman with a big butt finds it difficult to sleep on her back, also a woman with big boobs will find sleeping on her chest difficult. A woman gifted with both would have to learn to sleep on her sides
Na sooooooooooooooooo, then people can only prefer slim ladies with big boobs then.
Fashion › Re: Guys Can U Let Ur Gf Rock Dis ? by andyanders: 10:25pm On Mar 26, 2015
Great one, Why not.
Science/Technology › Re: What My Friend found In a 40gig HDD by andyanders: 9:04pm On Mar 26, 2015
kennygee:
Talk about Rebranding.

Naija i dey hail o.
Well said, it is re-branding.
Romance › Re: LADIES Beware Of These GUYS!!! by andyanders: 12:52pm On Mar 25, 2015
Candyness:
Well said
Long time on nairaland. Where have you been? Happy new and middle yr

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