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Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dike Shares A Photo Of Her Family And Besties by andyanders: 8:43pm On Feb 12, 2015
urchbarbie:
pple are hungry in d world and dis gal is busy adopting nkita and spending huge sums to maintain them. i weep for africa cry
Those puppies licks her punny.
Crime › Re: Nigerien Kidnappers Sell Ogun Schoolgirl To love-vendor (see Pix)................ by andyanders:
When you have a system that does not work.Our Police is one of the worst in the world to be able to trace this innocent girl. If this case is reported to them, they will turn the complainant into their ATM machine and start extorting money from them.

Network providers should all come together to be able to trace the area where the calls were originating from. I still believe that the girl is still in Nigeria. Let her full pixs be displayed on TV and all print medias to see if anyone can be able to identify her.

This country is in a total mess.
Family › Re: Caught My Neighbour's Kids Having Sex...should I Tell Their Parents? by andyanders: 8:46am On Feb 12, 2015
As a matter of fact,note that here in Nigeria,most 13 yr old children are in secondary school and most 10yr olds too are equally in the secondary school here in Nigeria.

They are no more kids as they are fully aware of what they are doing either from their parents or what they learnt at school. Most of these kinds of kids come from most parents that stay in one room and their parents cannot control their s3xual urge in the presence of their kids and make love while their kids are awake and watching them. They would love to replicate same with their age mates.

Most of these kids no more of s3x than adults these days. They have access to their fone where they get connected to porn sites and watch without hindrance.So expect more such acts these days whereby kids can afford to buy phones that are more expensive than thier parents.
Family › Re: Caught My Neighbour's Kids Having Sex...should I Tell Their Parents? by andyanders: 8:32am On Feb 12, 2015
mutter:
Please stop getting emotional and read what I wrote properly.

I said not sex and at a much younger age.

Children are curious. They see they have different body parts and might even try touching. It is then the duty of the parents to clear them up.

For instance a little girl, say the age of 4 sees her baby brother naked and notices he is different. She might even try touching him there. That is not an abomination but the child just needs to be cleared up.
I was just making the point that a natural curiosity in early childhood was not observed and controlled by the parents thus it led to this abominable act.
It is the work of parents to clear their children up. Do not touch, do not allow to touch etc.

I hope you now understand what I mean.
Reasonable contribution and on point. From most responses here, you can see that most of them were been made by what I can call infants who parade themselves herein as adults.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by andyanders: 10:42pm On Feb 11, 2015
No team like Chelsea.Congratulations. The Great Team Of All Time
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by andyanders: 10:37pm On Feb 11, 2015
KeenOne:
GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Haters gon hate
Yesoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Let them go and Dieeeeeeeeeee
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Everton (1 - 0) On 11th February 2015 by andyanders: 10:34pm On Feb 11, 2015
My day made for my sweet team to have overcome. The Blues all the way.
Celebrities › Re: Waje's New Photos Would Make You Question Her Hips...... by andyanders: 9:58pm On Feb 11, 2015
I doubt this kind of hip with those skinny legs. She does not look good at all.
Family › Re: Should We Tell His Father About His HIV Status? by andyanders: 9:55pm On Feb 11, 2015
Maybe the guy is a healthy carrier and as such it is hard to identify. He could be the one that even passed it to your sister but your sister's own manifested earlier because of her immune system but the guy is still alive.

Op, are you saying here that the guy NEVER knew what killed the mother of his son? Call him and open up to him about his son's status and request that he take steps to check his own and a way to handle the issue.

Please, it will be wicked for you guys to even allow the boy go to mix up with most kids, talk-less of sending him to a boarding school.
Family › Re: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by andyanders: 8:32pm On Feb 11, 2015
ritababe:
Thats why i will know the in and out of my fiance before marriage
I believe you are a baby.You cannot know anything about a confidential criminal that you can even vouch for that he is not a criminal until he is been caught.
Pray not to fall a victim to a man like the subject.Even women does the same thing and as a matter of fact, they are even the worst
.

The man has been into the show and has even been sleeping with other women hence his insistence that she swallow his fluid.
Family › Re: Wife Opens Secret: What My Husband Did To Me In The Bedroom by andyanders: 8:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
Dyt:
Dude been in the game a long time
cheesy cheesy cheesy
The guy has been getting it from someone while they courted. He pretended while it lasted and now either you satisfy him or the marriage is over.ONLY PRAYERS can save the marriage.
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele Shows Off Cleavage In New Photo by andyanders: 10:24am On Feb 10, 2015
buygala:
and here begins. ...

HUSBAND ULTIMATE SEARCH SEASON 2- embarassed
I dey laugh here die.Another Ultimate Search Season 2. During season 2 search, those exposed bossom will be tasted to know if they can be acceptable for season 2 seasoning.
Crime › Re: Suspected Killer Of A Lagos Housewife Tells His Stunning Story From A Hideout by andyanders: 10:08pm On Feb 08, 2015
chronique:
Hmmmm. What a dirty secret. In my young life,I've been close to dating married women but whenever I think about someone doing it to my wife in future,I get my head back on track. Young men should learn to stay away from married women who want them in bed;it's the easiest way to go 6 ft deep. They're ready to kill you anytime you say you aren't interested again. Moreover,you can't be sure of the kind of husbands they have. It's a very risky kind of adventure.
On point.Never Ever date a married woman because you ended up messing yourself in a situation like this.A woman ended up killing herself as a result of her foolishness. Look at a pretty woman who got money but cannot do without S3x. Now same S3x ended up destroying her and she will go down suffering a bigger case in the presence of her creator.

I suspect her husband did that
Romance › Re: My Ex Wants Me To Marry Her Best Friend, Pls Advice. by andyanders:
OP, NEVER EVER accept that because her friend does the same game hence they can flock together. If you go ahead and marry her friend, you have ended up marrying a replica of same girl that left you because she will end up using her to destroy you.

Walk away and take your time to get a lady for yourself.NEVER EVER allow anybody to matchmake you for a marriage. Be careful.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Predicted Election Postponement (Video) by andyanders: 8:53pm On Feb 08, 2015
PapiWata:
The sane world eagerly awaits the day when that lunatic monkey Pastor Jaguda shuts up forever and dies.

After erecting an illegal 6-floor structure on a foundation designed for ONE floor, and then preventing rescuers from saving the lives of those trapped inside for a whole ffucking day after the building collapsed into rubble, this thieving bastard still has the gall to issue his usual brain-dead declarations to the press, even as the South Africans get ready to sue him into well-deserved bankruptcy, over their citizens killed alongside 120 other lemmings in that rickety building.

Ffuck you Pastor Jaguda, and you can take your death-cult press releases and cram them up your crusty asz, you ffucking greedy little goblin.
God will judge you for your utterance on a man of God or other men of God. You are condemning yourself.
Family › Re: What It Feels Like To Come From A Broken Home. by andyanders: 6:18pm On Feb 08, 2015
eleko1:
Sheathe ur sword,forgive and forget.He probably leave due to economic(Financial issue or whatever is it.We a ll read bout the story of 3 teens abandoned by their parent in a boarding sch few months ago)dnt mind ignorance advised that flow from kids,Ur dad isn't a sperm donor.Believe me that he's thinking bout u all,most especially Ur mum.I pray Ur mum live long to reap the fruit of her labour and may the Wisdom that established Joseph/Daniel establish U and ur brotha,U'll find favor in d sight of God and man.If Ur dad appear today,embrace him,cook for him(accept him back like a prodigal son)and shame the devil.NEVA GIVE UP
Good contribution

She should learn to forgive and try to bring the family back.Sometimes you find out that most broken homes come from devils manipulation in order to destroy the a home with future. Devil saw that if he gives peace by having your parents stay together ,could mean that you guys would become something and your parents would enjoy.

Op should forgive and try to bring the family together and they all need to go for deliverance so that the children don't suffer broken homes during their own homes because most broken homes affect the children and you find out that the children start experiencing same problems their parents were having that led to their separation. God will help you to forgive and work bring your parents together. Find your Dad to know why he left.You can do your private investigation without letting your mother know.
Family › Re: He Sent Guys To Rob His Parents by andyanders: 11:35pm On Feb 07, 2015
I believe that for him to have sent robbers to his house to rob his biological parents and they ended up robing them and raping his mother goes to show that he must have been a member of the robbery gang and must have robbed and raped other women and it was their time to rob and rape his own parents.Too bad.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Advice To Help.. Mom Is In Detention. by andyanders:
Your case is a simple case and your dad should not run from it.Let your Dad request for his detailed transaction from the bank from the day he opened the account and also all debits/credits made on the said account and that should be through the service of a Financial Consultant.

Your parent's lawyer is not competent and I think does not know his job. Why must he advise your father to run away knowing full well that he never stole the money and that it was a loan he took and since they have started debiting his account due to the accrued interest on the said loan, let them have a meeting with the bank whereby the consultant will study the whole transaction that went through the said account and also the Loan Account to determine who is owing who.Do not be surprised that at the end of this whole episode, the bank will be pleading to your father for settlement. His lawyer is silly.
Nairaland General › Re: What's Your Advice To Help.. Mom Is In Detention. by andyanders:
chocolateme:
With heavy heart, I narrate to you how my mom ended up in SARS custody till today. I may not be able to give every single detail of what happened but please feel my pain and give me your opinion and advice. It may be a bit long but please bear with me.

My parents stay at Anambra but I and my sister stay in Lagos due to our job, I called my mom on Wednesday last 2 days but her number was switched off and I called dad who said mom's phone is broken and that they will call us back when he gets to the house. Ok they never called, yesterday. The same excuses, I asked him if there is any problem, he replied ''no''.

Suddenly by 5.30 this morning he called that we should open the gate for him, meaning that he came to Lagos on night bus. We were surprised, though not that surprised because he is meant to leave for China tomorrow for business.

He opened up this morning that on Wednesday around 5am, their house help woke up to go and switch on the sumo to pump water and saw about five men jumping into our compound through the fence, she ran to their room and woke them, they started hearing loud bangs on the gate from outside and on the iron door entrance to our house. They later realized it was the police but SARS.

Before now, we had business setback and loaned around 2.8m from the bank, (3 years now to be precise). I don't know how they calculated the interest but last year they refused to accept the loan amount first so we can be paying the interest in instalments. So now it accumulated, my dad said the bank said its 7m that we shall pay and even one of our shops that was used as collateral wasn't moving well due to location so it was rented out but it is still my day's property and the local government has its evidence of existence and ownership. The loan was collected by my mom via my dad's signature and paper, they run different lines of businesses and both travels too.

It was the bank that sent them that morning, knowing that it will be very difficult to make contacts to alleviate the situation if they arrest my dad, my mom decided that dad hides so she could speak with them. My dad went up to our penthouse. They ransacked every where in the house and did not see him, one of them noticed the penthouse and went up threatening to break the door ( they were 8 in number). My mom told them that she is the one that got the loan not her husband, that she will go with them to their office.

She changed into her clothes and they took her away till today, my dad has been trying all possible best to bail her through the lawyer but its hard, then they started trailing my dad. The lawyer advised him to leave the state because it will be worst if they catch him and if they catch him, he should forget about traveling or access to make contact while in detention. Secondly it is really important for him to travel as his flight has been booked, since today, so much efforts have been put in to bail her but to no avail, the top ranked police officer has put a call through from Abuja but yet nothing. I don't know how much the SARS were paid.

They went with the shop's original documents and the lawyer today to the shop and the Manager ended up rejecting it after evaluation with reasons that it will not fetch them seven million, its harder because the former bank manager just retired and this is a new manger. The lawyer wanted to file a court case but the NBA Anambra is still on strike that's why it's difficult to bail her.

Her BP is fast going out of hand and she has refused to eat since Wednesday only water. My brother with the lawyer has taken her drugs to her, the lawyer has decided that by Monday, they file the case on Federal high court and that way, they will grant her bail. Everyone is panicking, I don't understand and I don't know but we all unanimously accept that dad should not go there. Though so far, he is getting help from his contacts, but what I know is that the amount 7m is unacceptable. I feel it's unfair to jump into our private property through the fence as if they were coming to catch a criminal, the Manager has turned deaf ear to everybody's plea to grant mom bail on her health status. Well that's all I understand for now, so she will stay there till Monday again,
I don't even know what to do to help. Do you have anything helpful as per advice so we see if she can be released before Monday? Monday sef is too far. My dad is so pale now and is refusing to eat too.
Have you people been able to contact a consultant who will request for a detailed statement of Account from the bank to determine the actual amount your parents owe to the bank.Most banks raise issues like this when people take loan and they start calculating interest and lump it into the actual loan of which they will demand that the borrower must pay.

This account must be audited by an external consultant who will call for the statement of account from the first day that account was opened and also the loan account of which would state the debit and credit made in terms of the repayments if any your parents must have made.


Let me tell you this, most banks carry illegal deductions from most of their customer's accounts and even loan accounts of which the account holder cannot see unless professionals handle this to determine how the bank ran the said account with that period.

Let me know here then I can advise you accordingly. Even if they have defaulted, by arresting them with SARS is what I cannot understand here.Also why must your Dad be running instead of going there to resolve this and also trying to run.

If you get a good consultant, he can handle this and you people arrange a meeting with the bank.Also ask your parents if they have started servicing the said loan before they came for them or that they refused to pay back.
Family › Re: Why Do Ladies Cry When Their Man Propose To Them? by andyanders: 9:30pm On Feb 06, 2015
Not crying.That is pure deceit because they have been enjoying the whole drama and finally, they cannot again be hiding when visiting.
Inwardly, she is thanking her God that the guy did not deceive her.
Romance › Re: I'm Sex Starve,but I Don't Want To Cheat On Him. by andyanders: 10:24pm On Feb 05, 2015
ohaleoghene:=
no ,he doesn't have a gf abroad. I guarantee you that ,and he has been keeping himself too. we have been for six year and there is no case of cheating or lies
My dear DO NOT SAY THAT. You can ONLY trust yourself in this case.In as much as I do not support masturbation and lust for a married couple, I can only tell you that the ONLY way out is for your to build up your trust in God and pray for you to meet him.It is not easy to be alone and I will tell you, that there is the possibility of cheating by either of you.

All you have to do is to avoid single friends and also avoid watching some kind of home videos that could expose you to lust.Also avoid some kind of music too. Become a serious church worker and move with elderly people who can help to encourage you and not the ones that would be taking you to parties.

Pray for your guy because he can be exposed to women and remember that ONLY prayers that can help him stay faithful.Also depending on the country.If it is USA, then you cannot hold him because the ladies can even come after him even without him asking for it.

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Romance › Re: He Broke Up With Me Because Of SEX by andyanders: 9:38pm On Feb 05, 2015
OP, you should have asked him to go fuuvck his mama or sister since that is what he needed.
Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Kills Husband By Stabbing Him At The Throat In Bayelsa (pics) by andyanders: 9:34pm On Feb 05, 2015
berem:
it is easier for a man who stabbed his wife to remarry than a woman who stabbed her husband.

Our society is fuccked up!
Never worry my dear.She will get another chance to marry but that should be in the Prison yard for the rest of her life.

Anger has sent her to another horrible death as her own death would end up in pain as remembering the good time and the time she ended her wedded husband to the grave nannot go away from her sleep. She has murdered sleep.That will NEVER go away in her life no matter how long she stays on this earth again.
Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Boyfriend will Become Rich One Day — If Not... by andyanders: 2:37pm On Feb 05, 2015
phinerd:
I am rich already
Better lady.Love your courage.Your God created you to be rich. Because you have been created to be rich, hence you should not have anything to now start waiting for a guy.

Must a lady be feed by a guy? Both should be able to create wealth.
Crime › Re: 5 Suspects Aged 35-40 Arrested For Gang Raping 14-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by andyanders: 2:00pm On Feb 05, 2015
francizy:
Why compare them to animals that are wiser? Most, if not all animals are sensible enough to identify opposite sex while some humans can't. Its a pity. Some people's dycks ought to be cut off and fed to dogs cuz there useless on some men's waist.
Thank you my brother.Animals are far better than they are.
Romance › Re: How To Know If Your Boyfriend will Become Rich One Day — If Not... by andyanders: 1:49pm On Feb 05, 2015
sinaj:
derez no nid knowin if they will b rich wink...coz i will b rich cool
Good girl.You will be rich no matter whatever that happens along the line. Better work for yourself rather than waiting for the guy to deliver. I see Richness in you and I look forward to seeing you in the class of Oprah Winfrey.You make your money baby
Crime › Re: 5 Suspects Aged 35-40 Arrested For Gang Raping 14-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by andyanders: 11:09am On Feb 05, 2015
Superleo:
Shut the fùck up.
It's a known fact that many heterosexual males and females are HIV positive.
You forget that your ashewo brothels and all avalanche of places you visit are infected with all men and women with aids.
You better seek for help.
I'm enjoying my life, and if you rape women to satisfy your sexual urge, I don't rape men. It's a consent between both of us in an agreement to do whatever we wish.
Get over yourself, and stop getting paranoid over what you will never change.
You are right that we cannot change your status as a gay man but would want to change your demonic attitude because you are sick for bleeping your fellow man. How sick you are because I can only see here that you are a contradiction to Human History.

Only sick and demonic people like you turn gay as a result of the demons that dwell in your body. I pity your parents because they have a demon as a child.I pity the day you were born.
Romance › Re: Is This Crossing The Line? (photo) by andyanders: 8:39am On Feb 05, 2015
The lady in question must have notice that the man dont get any attention from home depending on what the man told his female coworker. He must have said nasty things about his home ,maybe that his wife does not know how to cook.This lady then must have taken advantage of that statement to make food for the man and the man accepting the second time goes to show how shallow he is. He has already started destroying his home by giving his female coworker a chance.

Also, women should make sure they find out how their husbands feed at work and how he reacts to food provided for him at home when he comes back from work.Also, women should make sure that they understand what type of food their husband love to have and see that they provide them for him.

It is been said that a man's pride is his stomach.When men start skipping food at home and keep late at nights after work, ladies, watch that as someone somewhere is trying to get him off you.Most married men end up bedding the restaurant women where they eat from.
Crime › Re: 5 Suspects Aged 35-40 Arrested For Gang Raping 14-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by andyanders: 8:23am On Feb 05, 2015
Superleo:
I was expecting to see anyone that would say heterosexual/straight men are evils.
Fùcking hypocrites.
If it was gay, all hell would let loose forgetting he's a pedophile.

I'm a proud GAY jor cool
You are not even ashamed of yourself to be claiming herein to be GAY? Is that why you rape men like you? I wouldn't know why disgusting individuals like you who supposed to be in the zoo come on air to talk.Maybe you must have gone out of this country because if not, if you are caught, your own is gone.Nonsense. That is why you and your guys who are bi- keep spreading aids.Instead of you to realize that you are sick, you come here to claim to be proud. Too bad.
Crime › Re: 5 Suspects Aged 35-40 Arrested For Gang Raping 14-Year-Old Girl In Nasarawa by andyanders: 7:49am On Feb 05, 2015
That is not new in Nasarrawa State as they love to rape young children.It is in their blood.

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