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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Returns N500,000 Tithe To Elderly Woman by andyanders:
9jatatafo:
This is image laundering by TBJ because if truly he wanted to help the old woman genuinely, he would have done it without making it public in the church. The bible admonishes that when the right hand does something good, the left hand shouldn't be aware of it. I call this public stunt. By making it public TBJ has gotten his reward like the Pharisees. Nice move in bad way though.
Well, if your word here is to condemn Prophet T.B. Joshua by saying it was a "Public Stunt " as you said, then you should have condemned Jesus when he went and raised Lazarus who was dead from the grave.Also you should have condemned Jesus too when he called his disciples to bring water of which he turned it into wine.You equally should have condemned Jesus for asking his disciples to bring the little fish they had of which he prayed and asked them to now share to those who were hungry.He should have done those things is private.

The woman came in public to give the money and he returned it to her and added another 500k for her to give and now used the opportunity to teach other men of God not to collect tithe from those widows whom we are supposed to look after and you are here condemning his works.

If he had collected the money from same woman, people like you also would have come out to condemn him by calling him names that he has stolen from a widow and old folks.

Note that there is nothing on this earth that people cannot condemn you but when you know who sent you, you do not listen to people like you hence the man of God do not respond to critics like you.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Returns N500,000 Tithe To Elderly Woman by andyanders:
okpamson15:
This is what we are expecting from these men of God. Thank God for this good gesture may God bless you the more man of God
T.B Joshua A true Prophet of God sent for this generation and his works will always shine and other pastors should learn rather than collecting from the poor elderly ones.I once went to a church whereby the pastor was telling his members to give all what they have in their pockets even if it was their transport money and walk home. Too bad for most of these men.
Celebrities › Re: 'I Have Not Had Sex For 8 Years Now' - Comedienne Mandy Says (pictured) by andyanders: 9:18pm On Feb 03, 2015
diddydiva:
is that an advert or trying to convince someone undecided
probably a new catch or her ex
who cares
Ask her. If she carry person enter house secretly , will she come here to talk.If she masturbate, will she tell the world.Most Women can ONLY accept they sleep with a man when they get pregnant. If you even caught them in the act, most of them will even tell you straight that she was trying to change her cloth and not having S3x.
Crime › Re: Police Officer’s Wife Arrested For Robbery by andyanders: 9:00pm On Feb 03, 2015
Kachisbarbie:
I don't trust/like policemen, and I think it's okay not to trust/like their spouses too.

I was travelling on Mon morning, just at the boundary between Abia/AKS...some randy policemen stopped us. First it was particulars - after the driver explained it's an official car and they rarely move about with particulars. He started complaining of the revolving light. Then he complained that the driver wasn't putting on his official uniform.

This took about 45mins, within those minutes - I watched them with so much disdain and anger, extort 100N from every single motorist. I didn't even know it was showing on my face, till one of them said I am looking @him like he's a monkey...

Probably her husband is even involved.
My sister, anybody quoting you wrong should GO and Die. What you said is the truth. Extortionist is their Name Tag Name. Even if you pay them I million naira every month, they cannot stop extorting money from innocent individuals. Only 10% of them are just not involved and are fine Police officers.
Crime › Re: Police Officer’s Wife Arrested For Robbery by andyanders: 8:50pm On Feb 03, 2015
That is not a news as dog must find dog to marry.Police know them and they know the police.Having a Police officer's wife involved in receiving stolen item is not news.I can tell you that if you investigate most of the stolen cars in Nigeria, they are been used by the men on black or whatever color they wear now.Not surprised at all.They do not ask them for papers because na Dem Dem.
Family › Re: Family Searches For 13-year-old Daughter Since Christmas (pictured) by andyanders: 4:38pm On Feb 03, 2015
shilexholly:
crazy don dey ur head....dere is notin God can not do....dis girl is komin home in Jesus name
There is nothing God cannot do.Be it One year, God is in control of that innocent soul.
Family › Re: Family Searches For 13-year-old Daughter Since Christmas (pictured) by andyanders: 4:33pm On Feb 03, 2015
TaiwoAJD:
The investigating unit could get vital information frm her phone record through the service provider. Her calls, SMS inbox and outbox and even deleted messages in the past few months could give a clue ...even if her phone is switch off or missing

I pray for Devine intervention on the situation cause its been over 4 weeks since she's been missing
Intelligent contribution that should be followed in this case.I further would also state that she must have followed a very close friend or relation who had a very bad motive. I pray it turn out well. The service provider should help in this matter because this is a young lady who must have been taken advantage of either by a new relationship,old relationship or by mistake unknown strangers who must have asked for a direction and she unknowingly followed to direct them and they took advantage of her ignorance.

That is why parents should monitor who their children chat with on social media and try as much as possible to teach them The Good, The Bad and The Ugly. Never say it is too early to know.
Crime › Re: Loverboy Shoots Couple Over Failed Relationship With The Lady by andyanders: 10:17pm On Feb 02, 2015
Reference:
Haba my guy. They courted (she waited) eight solid years. That is no excuse for leaving him but that should stir compassion in someone's heart towards her. Please think like a woman in this one case.
My guy, what I am saying is that the parents of the lady, that is her mother has ended up destroying the entire family as a result of greed. The lady in question is to be blamed but her mother was the problem herein.
Crime › Re: Loverboy Shoots Couple Over Failed Relationship With The Lady by andyanders: 9:04pm On Feb 02, 2015
The guy is not man enough to understand that some ladies departure from a relationship could turn to be a blessing is disguise.

The guy got it wrong because he also has destroyed his own life.Parents should learn to caution their greed for love of money to their children's detriment. Most parents love to see a made man come for their daughter rather than to look at the quality of the young man and his future.

The woman has ended up destroying so many lives as a result of her greed for money. Most parents do this.
Crime › Re: Loverboy Shoots Couple Over Failed Relationship With The Lady by andyanders: 8:38pm On Feb 02, 2015
Henix:
Damn! That awkward moment when u watch a fellow snatch ur mistress from u, probably bcoz he has money to buy people's hrt. I feel the guy's pain, but like some one hav already said, two wrong cant make right
You are right. This should send a message to mothers who love money more than their children's life.Ladies should also learn a lesson from this development as they love to hurt someone's heart cus of money.

The woman and her daughter are gone forever as a result of greed. Men too should learn from this as you have to make inquiry to know the status of the lady you want to get married to because some ladies lie in order to get whatever they want.
Celebrities › Re: Is Toolz Pregnant?? Check Out Her Baby Bump (photo) by andyanders: 2:11pm On Feb 02, 2015
Sarimah:
u can put d blame on eve tongue
Did Eve tell them to finish the apple and pawpaw for garden of Eden? Most ladies eat like pig and start growing fat like cow. See how your own body look like as you will enjoy the gift of nature with your kind body and not that fatty fatty body.
Celebrities › Re: Is Toolz Pregnant?? Check Out Her Baby Bump (photo) by andyanders: 2:06pm On Feb 02, 2015
Sarimah:
no be me talk am oh grin
I dey laugh taya for hereoooo my sister.Nothing like a lady with good physique and not thi fatty fatty body and nonsense wey people dey take cloth cover.It would have been better if man and woman dey waka naked.

See how your own body look like as you will enjoy the gift of nature with your kind body and not that fatty fatty body.
Celebrities › Re: Is Toolz Pregnant?? Check Out Her Baby Bump (photo) by andyanders: 1:56pm On Feb 02, 2015
Sarimah:
its tummy fat not pregnancy...she forgot to package grin
Tell me story. So women pack pot belly with sack and cover with cloths?
I now know.Never follow women with big nyash and big body because na packaging dem dey do.
Fashion › Re: Too Bad! See How This Married Woman Dressed To A Public Party by andyanders: 1:35pm On Feb 02, 2015
Sure I know the woman.She is a mad woman who just ran away. God protect those innocent children out there.
Nairaland General › Re: Strange And Risky:Abuja Man Rides Bike With A Woman And Her Four Children(Pic) by andyanders: 12:45pm On Feb 02, 2015
Tolexander:
and if an accident happens with the mother and the children perishing in the accident, the husband, families and friends will start saying it is the handiwork of the woman next street whose goat was beaten by the husband the previous day. as if the woman was the person that got them on the bike
True talk. In fact I keep wondering why sane people take such risks like this.I believe the guy and his wife are sick because their action against these children and their future lies on their hands.

Tomorrow they start blaming witch and wizards and next door neighbor.
Celebrities › Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by andyanders: 8:53am On Feb 02, 2015
Why him no call himself nyash symbol instead of S3x symbol.That body does not make him a real man.He can be successful in his field of endeavor and not his physique.
Celebrities › Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by andyanders: 7:39am On Feb 02, 2015
jennyomalicha12:
Stop saying am not real
Find kpako chair and keep yourself jari. Which kind level you carry person pix unless na spirit way dey waka for net.
Celebrities › Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by andyanders: 7:21am On Feb 02, 2015
Airforce1:
youre welcome

You're mixed right?
So she is mixed with Ogbolo and Okro soup? So at this age, you do not know a real picture of person.That is not the real pic of the Jenny you are looking at.That cant be an Igbo lady.
Celebrities › Re: If You Call Me A Sex Symbol, You're Not Lying - Flavour Nabania by andyanders: 7:16am On Feb 02, 2015
chelseabmw:
Weak indeed, if you make women weak, I Chelseabmw makes them happy smiley
Well spoken my guy. The guy no sabi how to use his words. Weak in what sense.Only my man Chelsea can maKe them happy.Him no sabi say Chelseabmw fine pass him.
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Pictured With Her Mum And Joseph Yobo's Mother by andyanders: 10:28pm On Feb 01, 2015
prettydiva89:
so cool,i would love my ma-in-law and my mum to relate like siblings
Becaue of cash both families are just hanging out like this.If Yobo is not having that cash, I bet you, Adaeze mama would pull her out of that marriage.
Celebrities › Re: Adaeze Yobo Pictured With Her Mum And Joseph Yobo's Mother by andyanders: 10:17pm On Feb 01, 2015
simdam500:
February at its best it cannot come in your life time again.
Because this year February has 4sundays, 4mondays, 4 tuesdays, 4
wednesdays, 4thrusdays, 4 fridays & 4 saturdays. This Happens once every 823years. This is called money bag
money will locate u now and forever by d special grace of God, and you scream?......
Great month indeed. Very good observation.
Family › Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by andyanders: 9:21pm On Feb 01, 2015
[b]Op, I think you have a very big problem considering your post and your additional responses to people's opinion. As a married woman, you explained that you knew his problem and decided to still went ahead to get married to him. Having said that, I took my time to go through your responses made here and I can ONLY deduce that you are comparing your legally married husband with your sexua-l escaped with different men you had before marriage. Because of the guy's maybe financial position and maybe also his physic, you decided to go ahead with the marriage without taking into consideration of his mode of sexUAL SATISFACTION on you.

Having gotten married as a married woman, you now started picking holes from your marriage when you knew you went in there For Better For Worse.

I can only see here a woman who will be having extramarital affairs in less than no time since she can not get that from your husband. Coming to this medium to ask question when you should have gone on your kneels asking God who joined you to heal this aspect of him and restore him for you, you are here seeking for a way to know what you can do.

Listen, you are very desperate for s3x than your marriage.When a woman is married, first thing is how to build your home when the children starts coming and remember when they start coming, s3s would only become something you have when you are relaxed. I can only see a woman who think ONLY of s3x than her life here.[/b]
Business › Re: ‘Nigeria Now A Model To South Africa On Power Sector Reform’ by andyanders: 7:15pm On Feb 01, 2015
Then that minister must be sick and needs evaluation or better sent to Yaba. Which kind of electricity? Any part of this entire world that copy Nigeria's Power Sector, that country must not be in existence.
Family › Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by andyanders: 4:34pm On Feb 01, 2015
tit:
bring him to me let me try and see if this your story is true.
I love that, let her bring the man to you and she can come to me so that she try next door man and see the difference.
Family › Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by andyanders:
pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance
Just ask him to allow you suck the hell out of him and he will come back for more and more as the second round would make him to stay at least 45 mins. Tell him not to rush you when he come on top.Ask him to work on you for a while and also try to discover where his turn on points are and now handle that area. You too must know how to work on him by trying to make him enjoy s3x.
Celebrities › Re: Lola Ajibola Storms Her Birthday Party In Wedding Gown (Photos) by andyanders: 10:00pm On Jan 29, 2015
axortedbabe:
Make she dey wed herself na as guys no wan wed her..
True talk be that.
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by andyanders: 9:47pm On Jan 29, 2015
zeefa:
It's 5.16am here! I have been going through people's comments both the good ones n the bads ones..

Well, like I said Mama called me yesterday while my wife was upstairs sleeping. Our guest room is a basement so I was there to see her.

Mama didn't say anything about what see saw, she only complained about the weather and need for her to return home latest next week.

As I was about to start conversation, I heard the cry of my son and I rushed to see him and I noticed my wife was awake as well.

With the flow between us, I noticed mama didn't discuss it yet with her but i told her mama's idea of leaving us soon. She confidently asked me to calm down that mama won't go, that may be she was missing home.

I still don't know if I should confess my sin to her this morning.

Wumi is still at home but I plan to ask my wife to release her since mama is around. But how do I justify that when mama threatened to leave us too!

My wife like her friend because they both finished from same secondary school somewhere in ibadan (Queens Apata).

Do I confess to her? I need to sort these issues out asap. I can't sleep and am getting seriously worried.
Listen, her not saying anything yet to you and planning to leave goes to show that she is not happy with you as staying longer could make her regret her letting you marry his daughter. She is speechless and confused and cannot stand seeing you and as a true son inlaw.

Better call her first and explain yourself to her.Do not think she does not know what she is doing? She is a wonderful woman and would not want her daughter to suffer in pain.
Family › Re: My Mother Inlaw Caught Me Kissing My Wife's Friend in our washroom. by andyanders: 9:26pm On Jan 29, 2015
Sophyrocks:
Not just unmarried friends o. Nowadays men also cheat with married women in case you dnt know. What we should be preaching is discipline because you men are not mindless moving d1cks or are you? If we have to go by that logic of keeping females away from married men then no female will visit anyone's home then for fear of the husbands sleeping with them. That message sent is saying men are mindless pr1cks with no atom of discipline or self control. Yes, women should be careful about bringing grown women to their homes but the men themselves should prove that they aint mindless pr1cks!! No man would take any excuse from his wife who decided to cheat on him with a 13 inches d1cked friend of his therefore, women arent meant to take any excuse whatsoever from their husbands. Adultery is wrong for both sexes.
It is wrong either side but as I said, when you notice that your visitor whom you shared honest relationship is dressing provocatively in your house and pretending to help by serving your husband food, you are really exposing your marriage to danger because most guys do not have self will power to control their inner lust.
Romance › Re: She Doesn't Like His Profession. by andyanders: 2:37pm On Jan 29, 2015
Your friend is still a baby and do not understand what relationship is and what marriage is about. In marriage, for it to be sweet, money has to be involved cus the guy would start looking after his family by providing for their needs.

Your friend would want him always sleeping beside her.That time has expired cus everyone needs cash to make it.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do Best Friends Become Enemies? by andyanders: 1:59pm On Jan 29, 2015
rokiatu:
That is always the case be a movie or reality. What could be the reason of friends becoming sudden enemies? Could it be that the person has been your enemy all along and you didn't notice or what?
Roky, friends could turn to be enemies as a result of gossip, envy and greed. Take for an example whereby you as a lady having a very good loving guy you are dating and maybe your friend noticing the way the guy pampers and taking care of you could make the lady develop love for same guy and maybe start looking for ways to date same guy secretly and by the time you get to know, that relationship is ruined for life.

Also avoid having to ask borrowing money from friends as your refusal to keep to the terms of the agreement could turn to destroy your relationship. Rather offer to assist to render an assistance to them than having to borrow money to them.Any failure to keep to the terms of repayment could destroy the trust you EVER had with same friend.

Most at times, ladies should avoid telling her close friends how her guy makes love to her or how too nice her guy is as the lady could turn to try to woe same guy lustfully.

For guys too, they exhibit same attitude whereby you see your close friend start lusting for your best female friend and that could turn to destroy same friendship they have tried to build through childhood as a result of envy, gossip and attitude issue.


I believe that relationships do get sour as a result of attitude issue.
Romance › Re: How Do You Kiss A Guy/lady Taller Than You While Standing Up? by andyanders: 8:23am On Jan 29, 2015
Very simple answer to this question.

When he is at sleep, use a saw and cut his legs OR you get a carpenter to build you a new leg which you can attach to your present leg.With that you can be ok kissing.

ORRRRRRRR

Ask him to always lay on the bed or floor when you are at home or when you go out on the street, tell him to kneel down on the street and start kissing him there while he will enjoy kneeling down, you will enjoy the kissing.

Or ask him to buy you a new modern baby carrier and ask him to carry you in front and you just plug your mouth to his
Romance › Re: What Would You Do If You found Out Your Spouse Had A Child Out Of Wedlock? by andyanders: 8:14am On Jan 29, 2015
I will take a walk.

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