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Crime › Re: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by andyanders: 8:22pm On Jan 05, 2015
Motolank:
Edo women always bite pennxs angry, why?
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Go to Rome and ask them. I believe that she must have returned from Rome where they have perfected how to handle a man's organ for blow-job hence she was able to jump on the man who was just wearing a native wear with boxer pant.
Crime › Re: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by andyanders: 4:04pm On Jan 05, 2015
Vikkie14:
1: This is either a fabricated news or an incomplete/biased news.
How come he was watching his "rod" being chop away and he can't deliver himself and fought for his life, or are you saying the man is such a "muguliciousMumu"?
4. How come she was able to open the zip and bite the "petrol noozle"grin off? One thing is clear, they are either in an "intimacy" mode but the story changed so they wont say "our friend" died from sex(bj) bite.
Listen, if the man is having a native and also putting on just a boxer short, it is possible for such a thing to happen.Most guys prefer boxer short to tight underwear pant. So, if he is having on him loose cloth, then it can be possible for her to grab him.
The only thing here is that both of them are usele-ss adults and I wouldn't know why anger should prompt both of them to act that way in the public. Maybe that lady has been used to Mouth Action and know how to grab one hence her quick response to the slap she received from the man.
Crime › Re: Man Dies After Woman Bites Off His Private Part In Edo by andyanders: 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2015
2 foolish people.She is heading to prison and he is dead as a result of anger.

You should learn to understand that anger is demonic and this is the result.How can two grown up adults decided to destroy their life as a result of anger.
Family › Re: Separation Is Imminent In My Marriage. by andyanders: 8:31pm On Jan 04, 2015
Take a walk my brother if you really wants to be alive. Wouldn't know why you should even be waiting.Give her a divorce before she does that.

She already started seeing someone else hence the kind of dressing you have seen her with.
Take a walk and NEVER look back because they can plan to kill you.

Forget about the so called new baby and think of your life. Women can do anything to get back on you. Arrange yourself and work towards improving your life.Take it easy and NEVER fight back anytime she confronts you.

Your tomorrow will be better than your today.I have seen a woman like your wife who walked out on her husband because of money and today, the guy is soo rich that he can afford to dash someone a million naira without looking back. Her wife is regretting and blaming her mother for the separation.. This is a good friend of mine not too far. The guy traveled and before he came back, she packed everything in the house and left the house. I was the one who gave the guy a cup, spoon , bought stove and other things and I now encouraged him to hold on because he was getting depressed. He is a graduate of Accounting from UNN and today, things turned around for him and he got a job and was able to buy jeep and built several buildings.Today she is suffering and the guy got remarried.
Romance › Re: I Found Out My Girlfriend Had Sex With My Best Friend On The New Year Day. HELP by andyanders: 7:28pm On Jan 04, 2015
OP, if you are smart, go fvck your friend's girlfriend. The fault is your girlfriend and not your guy.Though, one can still blame your friend but the whole blame should fall on your girl.
Christianity Etc › Re: Shocked! My Cousin Bro Died Of Motor Accident But His Spirit Is Disturbing by andyanders: 6:46pm On Jan 04, 2015
7lives:
@ OP I'm really sorry to read this, this cousin of yours is yet to come to grasp with his current status, ''he doesn't even know that he is dead''. He is as confused as other members of his family as to why he can no longer communicate with members of his family hence he keeps moving from one family members house to another.
When he knocks he waited for you guys to open the door, when you guys open the door you saw nobody, he can see you guys because he is now on the higher plane of existence, he is trying to communicate with you guys which is not possible because of the frequency barrier.
Solution, pray for him to find rest with Christ, those who call upon the name of the lord shall be saved. this guy may not really be in Christ he is definitely not for the devil or else he'll be cooling off in hell right now and he won't even need to knock on anybody's door, and God moves in mysterious ways this old bone may rise again to share some wonderful experience with humanity after all he is not yet buried.
You said it all.
Romance › Re: Am I Unknowingly Dating A Prostitute ? by andyanders: 6:21pm On Jan 04, 2015
Toktee:
Thank you sweetheart,you said it all,if the lady is nt afraid of you nw that you cn walk out of the relationship,what will happen when you finally say "i do"
WARNING....don't marry some1 out of pity.
A lady that will shout when you shout and even asked you to pay 4 sexx is a prostitute,run 4 ur life.
You said it all here.Never marry out of pity.

If she can do this now, Op is in danger if he finally settles with a lady like that. Is she is the marriageable type, no matter the state of the issue that made her mad, she should not have vomited such words. This goes to show who she is gonna be in the future.No marriage here. OP, take a walk because your future is not guaranteed.
Crime › Re: Mother Kills Own Day Old Baby by andyanders: 5:43pm On Jan 04, 2015
lalasticlala:
Y do such news of people killing others always emanate from Ebonyi?
I keep asking same question.Why do Ebonyi people love, not even like, killing others? This is the reason why I refused to visit someone who invited me to that state.
Celebrities › Re: Chika Ike Releases New Pictures by andyanders: 5:40pm On Jan 04, 2015
manchidede1:
https://i1.wp.com/2.bp..com/-vIQfOTfkP0Y/VKdv7zKHSQI/AAAAAAAADXU/IksbJRzE27g/s1600/chika.jpg
Nollywood actress Chika Ike looking so cute in this her new year photos.
The pictures are soooooo fantastic. Woaw! I think I like this Lady!
https://i2.wp.com/2.bp..com/-gOGuTQgrTBk/VKdv7Q-NvsI/AAAAAAAADXQ/26eZXbETU0o/s1600/chika-ike-mo-2.jpg
SEE MORE HERE
So to carry Nyash and exposed brea-st put on top of slab where eating items are is good for her? What if she fart on them.
Romance › Re: I Found Out My Girlfriend Had Sex With My Best Friend On The New Year Day. HELP by andyanders: 5:32pm On Jan 04, 2015
OP you are sick,What kind of game would you allow your lady staying with you to be touched thereby setting her in motion to do anything.

That was good for you. Other guys too should have used that opportunity to take their turn in fvcking her up. I now know say you and your friends are just street boys. Birds of the same feather.
Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Set To Take 17-Year-Old Girl As Fourth Wife by andyanders: 5:11pm On Jan 04, 2015
Sanusi needed a New Hole to bank his semen and you people are here disturbing yourselves. Do you know that New Brea-st is good for the men? Do you know the need for a man to see fresh hanging breas-t in his life? Allow Sanusi since he has found a 17 yrs Northern girl because in the North, that is an old age.
Here in the south, most girls has started at the age of 10.
Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by andyanders: 12:43am On Jan 02, 2015
nomso27:
Na wa.
Innocent kids go come enter new year with 3 and half fingers
They are not innocent because when you warn them, their parents see you as a bad person. They even give them money to buy them.Let the banger keep killing them, the better.
Family › Re: Child Theft: Father Of Newborn Accuses Matron, Police Chief Of Conspiracy by andyanders: 12:41am On Jan 02, 2015
IG should look into this and arrest the Police officer involved.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Toolz Flaunts Her Big Hips In Ankara Outfit by andyanders: 12:32am On Jan 02, 2015
with this kind of hips, I believe by the time you UnCloth her, the stretch marks on that part of the body will throw you off.I have seen and witnessed that most of them, you cannot stand them when they remove that dress covering that body.

It looks nice when they package themselves. Same thing with guys with big stomachs and body.By the time you see their stretch marks, mehn you will be surprised on what you see.

I am not against God's creation but by keep showing off this human figures should not make one go crazy after all, it is brea=st and bumbum= nyash
Celebrities › Re: D'banj's Ex Gf Jennifer Obayuwana Is Engaged! Check Out Her Bling by andyanders:
Look at her hand and finger with wrinkles. I wonder where we can call beauty here.A person with good face and the legs and other hidden parts of the body ugly.Look at her hands that has been destroyed with chemicals in the name of bleaching.
Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by andyanders: 12:15am On Jan 02, 2015
More of this kind of havoc should keep happening to kids and their parents who engage in acts like this because several times I see them throwing this banger, I warn them and can you believe that most of their parents encourage them and some even told me to my face, why must I stop children celebrating and having fun. Most parents give their kids money to buy banger and even throw same weapon along with their kids.

I have seen a situation whereby a banger was thrown and it fail on top of a building and it caught fire.
Let this be happening to those kids because if the child is in pain,their fool-ish parents too will be in same pain seeing their wards pass through horrible situation like this.

A friend told me how same banger was thrown on a young lady passing by on her own and grown up adults playing and throwing banger on people passing threw a banger and it fall into her dress and b4 she could react to throw it off, the banger went off and her body was badly damaged.
Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by andyanders: 10:06pm On Jan 01, 2015
justfree1:
Today is the first blank page of 365 page book called 2015. Write a good one.
If you want a different 2015, Do different things from what you did in 2014.
More heart attack takes place on Monday morning between 8:00am and 10:00am. According to recent studies, 85% of the general public are going to jobs that they hate. They are working on jobs that do not challenge them. They get sick thinking about going. People are literally dying going to work.
The ultimate level of ignorance is rejecting something you know nothing about and yet refusing to investigate.
I am working on a new project, has unlimited income potential. I won't promise you much but you would make over $5000 (over 500,000 naira) monthly working the project between 6 to 12 months, and it won't affect your current job. I am simply looking for 10 success oriented persons that needs more money in 2015 to join me. Interested or needs more details send me a message.
WISHING YOU THE BEST OF GOD THIS YEAR.
FAKE SCAM ARTIST

If your product is REAL as you sounded, then you should be in the class of Dangote and Bill Gates.
Why are Fake people like you come online to see who to defraud? I believe Seun and moderators should keep people like you off this forum.
Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by andyanders: 9:57pm On Jan 01, 2015
pawesome:
abegi...OP,u no try at all...dis isnt banger joh..mayb sumtin else buh certainly nt banger...do u knw hw many times i held banger in ma hand n let it go off while i ws a kid?..dose ranging frm 3 sounds upwards....speaking frm experience.... n lemme say again,dis ISNT BANGER
That is banger and not any form of high tech bomb.
This items are been made with more explosive materials by those who produce them and here, so many guys go behind their houses and manufacture these things and many are more dangerous than real bomb.
Nairaland General › Re: Effect Of Banger (graphic Pictures) by andyanders: 9:39pm On Jan 01, 2015
Well, it is a good lesson for them because most of the kids fail to understand the danger of these banger they play with.I could remember a time I ran into some group of kids and adults throwing banger and I parked, came down to advise them not to throw the bangers with them, I was surprised that their parents stood up to challenge me why I should tell their kids not to throw banger that it was a festive period.I let them be and I hope more of them get messed up same way these kids got messed up so that by the time they grow with the scare, they will now have to know what to tell their children.

Government keep warning parents not to allow their wards be throwing festive explosives like this, and you find our that most of their parents even follow them to be committing same offence.

If this particular case can be taken to places like media houses= Channels TV and others, better.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (5 - 3) On 1st January 2015 by andyanders: 7:37pm On Jan 01, 2015
This is not how to start a New Year. Too bad.
Christianity Etc › Re: T.B. Joshua 2015 PROPHECIES by andyanders: 7:07pm On Jan 01, 2015
True Prophet of God.Good morning to you all.
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Ini Edo Poses Inside Her New House In Lagos As She Hosts Colleagues by andyanders: 5:16pm On Jan 01, 2015
rokiatu:
May the new year bring her a new husband tongue
Rokiatu, Happy New Yr.Long Time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Southampton Vs Arsenal (2 - 0) On 1st January 2015 by andyanders: 5:08pm On Jan 01, 2015
So, Arsenal cannot equalize and win this game? Too bad for this team.
Family › Re: Super Woman: Housewife Disarms Robbers With Hot Water by andyanders: 10:06am On Jan 01, 2015
Sharp woman.She is smart and that's how a real woman should act or react in times like this.If she has not done that, the thief would have killed the man and the entire family since the guy stays in the neighborhood.

Good for him.The woman should have even used a kitchen knife to remove his eyes before the police arrived.
Politics › Re: Osinbanjo-embarrassing-christians-with-his-conduct. by andyanders: 2:45am On Jan 01, 2015
Well said my brother. You just spoke the truth. People can criticize you but the truth is said here.

Power can make man start acting funny and no right thinking man of God will be out to criticize another man of God. Any man who said he is a man of God, should not criticize another man of God , rather allow God to judge.
Romance › Re: I Have Unclad Pictures Of My Cheating Girfriend Should I Leak them? by andyanders: 2:18am On Jan 01, 2015
chowlade:
Thanks this is helpful
My brother, thank God you are through with your education and your future is bright. The worst thing at this point in your life is by allowing this kind of issue to disturb your plan and future. It is even better you don't even let her know you got her unclad pixs as this could even make her to kill you.

What will it profit you to loose your life because of such a lady who will be regretting her future when all her good looking body start aging as a result of sleeping with different men.

Go out there and make money and women will be looking for you and you will have a choice to make.

You have to even tank you God for getting to know who she is by now and letting her go would be the best option for you and NEVER EVER allow her know you are having her unclad pixs. Be wise so that you will be alive to reward your parents who suffered for you.


Some things are even better to let go.Allow her be and move on with your life.
Romance › Re: I Have Unclad Pictures Of My Cheating Girfriend Should I Leak them? by andyanders: 1:56am On Jan 01, 2015
OP, all you need is to send to me the pixs and I will now tell you what to do. Exposing a picture of a lady who is wiser than you makes no sense. From your write up here, I can deduce that you are even the mugu to the lady because she is smarter than you. A lady you keep taking care of and sending her a N1,OOO card goes to show that you are just growing up as a young man.

Coming to this forum to seek opinion of us to know if it would be right for you to post her unclad pix goes to show how malfunction your brain acts. If exposing a lady's unclothedness would make you a man, then you need to be with other animals in the zoo. I wonder if education passed through you. Why not allow her go hence you have found out the kind of person she is.


Why not allow her be and when she comes to you, show her what you have been able to get through your private FBI action, then let her go.

Remember that any of your action by exposing her unclad pixs could lead to your death.

Note this, women has the power to get rid of any man they wish as she can lay any kind of person in order to get rid of you. Be careful.She already told you her EX is a cult guy. Try expose her pix and the next day, you are gone.
Politics › Re: PHCN Can't Even Spare Light On New Year's Day by andyanders: 1:27am On Jan 01, 2015
dominique:
Let's be realistic here, 4000Mw can not go round the country. Some areas will be cut off. Sad but true. I entered new millennium with gen myself.
NEPA has been a disappointment to mankind in Nigeria as our leaders has sold their conscience and married corruption hence NEPA or PHCN cannot work.

I am using Solar as I have forgotten anything about PHCN. Thieves they are.
Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Year 2015! by andyanders: 12:49am On Jan 01, 2015
Happy New year The good people of Nairaland. May you all prosper in all your endeavors in Jesus Name Amen.

Our Christian and Muslim brothers and sisters May you all be blessed in this new year.
Romance › Re: Fiance Hit Me With Long Motar Pistol, Yet Wana Marry Her. by andyanders: 10:55pm On Dec 30, 2014
Your friend is sick and nothing short of that.
Family › Re: Man Arrested For Defiling His 9-year-old Daughter In Benin by andyanders: 10:47pm On Dec 30, 2014
Xplicit1:
Is dis d thread in Edo State now?
Recently, Edo and Delta has been in this pix for sometime now. If this is true, the man need to be castrated.

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