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Family › Re: Between A Husband And His Baby, Who Own A Woman's bosoms? by andyanders: 7:25am On Nov 01, 2013
dasparrow: The number one reason God gave a woman mammary glands is to use them to breast-feed her offspring. I don't know why a grown man with 32 teeth in his mouth, an Adam's apple in his throat and beard growing around his upper and lower lip will be looking to suck the mammary glands.

The irony is, after sucking the mammary glands like an infant the night before, the next day he wants to command respect and be seen as the head of household. Any grown man who wants respect should earn it and you cannot earn respect by trying to play boss one minute and the next minute turn into a baby with beard who wants to suck the mammary glands.
It is the right of every man to be taken care off with a woman's bossom. Maybe yours is for ladies and infants as you may be a dyke hence your comment.The bossom is a must for a man to trigger the desire for intimacy needs for procreation.
Family › Re: Can Polygamy Be Genetic? by andyanders: 9:29pm On Oct 31, 2013
Roseey0: Got this friend of mine,lets call him C. C's grandpa had 10 wives,C's father presently has five(5) wives with abt 5 other children frm different women who arent among d 5 wives o. His brothers frm his mum's side have atleast 2 wives to their care,even his immediate elder bro that is just 32yrs has 3 wives already. C is scared he might end up with many wives too cos he likes women. Could this be nature or can C be different.
Listen, it is a genetic or what I will say, a generational curse and he himself will end up marring more than one wife even when he doesn't want it. It is a curse and please do not even go into any marriage with an individual like C as you must be ready to have others ladies come in as wife.
Family › Re: Priest Aids Wife To Build Without Husband's Knowledge by andyanders: 9:05pm On Oct 31, 2013
2ndChance: I have thought about that but it doesn't seem a good option to me as I love my children so much. They love me too and are so fond of me.
It is too bad that a pastor is aiding your wife for her action and do not be surprised that this pastor might be sleeping with your so called wife, milking her maybe with some kind of spiritual manipulation, whereby your wife might have been acting out of the pastor's spiritual manipulation against her own will.

Some of this pastors are not real. Since you love your children and wants to have peace not breaking your home by throwing your wife away , seek for higher real man of God if you believe in God, to be able to know what the problem is.
Since you have been able to discover that the man of God is behind what is going on now, he must know or is responsible for the crises in your home.

Please, I cannot subscribe to your sending your wife away for now as some people suggested.
Romance › Re: Female Pastor Praying On A Girl's Vagina by andyanders: 8:50pm On Oct 31, 2013
sexymoma: You Invited her to your church and your pastor called her out for deliverance next thing you saw was the pastor's hand on you chick's pu.na...ni grin
How would you react?
Is this movie or real?

This kind deliverance get as d thing be. Or maybe the lady wey dey act as the deliverer is a bi-se-xual
Politics › Re: Oduah - N255m Cars Were Not Bought For Me by andyanders: 8:44pm On Oct 31, 2013
emmatok: So they borrowed to buy the car.
All these committees na acting they are playing. What happened to committees of Farouk, the ones that handled Bankole, Madam Iyabo, etc.

Nothing is coming out of this committee. They are just acting and later, all of them will converge in their secret rooms to drink their occult wine.
Family › Re: How To Become An Adorable Woman by andyanders: 8:39pm On Oct 31, 2013
Nice post from you OP. So many good attributes like trying not to be too argumentative by a woman could make a reasonable man know how not to talk harshly to his wife,
Family › Re: Things Men Find Irresistible In A Woman by andyanders: 8:27pm On Oct 31, 2013
Nancyij37: Every lady should be aware of those things men find irresistible in a woman, what they appreciate and what they don’t like. Thou is very difficult to find out what men think and wants because each individuals has its own understanding of how thing work. We have done series of research to find out those thing men find irresistible in a woman. They are:

Independent Woman: Men don’t like seeing women depend on them, they like those know what they want in life, have their own carriers and hobbies, as the family will be build by both efforts. This as well gives the man hope that even in his absent that his  (children) is safe and can be taken care of. This makes marriage very strong..

Best Friend: Men want their wife to be their best friend, some one they can trust, complain to and share concerns with. Any marriage where couples don’t share issue together is always compromise and always have problem in the short run.

Sweet and Beauty: Yes, This one is general with every man, they always want their wife to look beautiful, but in some extent they want sweet caring wife that can love and take good care of them, they also love a good sense of humor. If you don’t know how to handle problem with a bif smile, go and learn it.

Pressure Lady: Men don’t want to be pressured to do anything, they love pressure free woman, who will not always nag them, Every w=man should give the husband some privacy, so it will be great if don’t call or regularly send him message, chats, pings or call every minute and hour, its so bored.

Sexy: Men love their women to be sexy not trashy. This is one of the main thing that attract them to women. Every women have their best part of the body that they like and love most.. so highlight your best physical asset because that your selling point and also learn how to dress like a lady.

Well mannered woman: Nothing embarrasses men the most than that of their wife… go learn some simple ethics. Appreciate you man, encourage him to do more, show him unconditional love and support.

Your Reasoning: The most thing a man can appreciate from the wife is her reasoning, Try as much as possible to contribute ideas..Ask your husband questions and contribute your idea, as your idea may be the upliftment you are looking for.
You are a beautiful lady from your profile
Politics › Re: Oduah Shuns House Committee Hearing As Cars Presented Are Different by andyanders: 9:02am On Oct 31, 2013
kelvin1191: How i wish this country is called China by now all those involved in this fraud including the honourable minister, the custom, first bank officials etc would have been on their way to prison but in a country where corruption is celeberated and would rather jail some1 for stealing a handset for 15years i bet they will go scot free.
Not jail but to be killed.
Romance › Re: My Girl Randomly Sleep With Men. by andyanders: 7:03pm On Oct 30, 2013
belovedaja: she is not. just that i can not meet her monetary demand now.
She is just a se0x worker and nothing short from that and I wonder the kind of young man that you are and you still call her your girlfriend. You should be evaluated to know if actually you are a man or something is wrong somewhere.
Health › Re: Share Your Birthcontrol Experiences Pls by andyanders: 6:52pm On Oct 30, 2013
Moderators, so this is what will make front page? na waoooooooooo. Nairaland is turning to something else.
Forum Games › Re: Create A Mental Picture Of Nairalanders by andyanders: 6:20pm On Oct 30, 2013
adaobi123: Wrong in a few places

I'm not light skinned, I'm like the darkest in my family.
I'm tall....well for a girl anyways - I'm 5 ft 10
I like partying once in a while
Soft heartened and emotional ? I can be tongue
Great Adaobi for who u are
Sports › Re: Nigeria U17 Coach Replies Iran Age-cheating Claim by andyanders: 6:15pm On Oct 30, 2013
[quote author=Cheg-goon]Sincerely speaking, this nigerian under 17 boiz look younger...![/quote]In fact, the first time EVER I have seen Nigeria field boys that look 17 to me. No matter what their ages are, I still see 90% of these boys look young than what we have had before.

Like Nduka Ugbada himself should be around 30 yrs when he played under 17 with Atare and their groups were way off 17 yrs then.

For what we have now, most boys now are eating good food and should grow faster than what we use to have before.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by andyanders: 10:29pm On Oct 29, 2013
I hereby warn Arsenal team to always respect their seniors when it comes to serious business. Arsenal fans, please, learn to understand what soccer is all about. Whenever there is a game between a world class team like Chelsea, never come to the thread because of the stigma associated with defeat.
An Advise to the wise.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea: Capital One Cup - (0 - 2) On 29th October 2013 by andyanders: 9:48pm On Oct 29, 2013
Afam4eva: I want to congratulate Arsenal for winning this match already.
The Dreamer.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Nightclub Bouncer Is Jailed For molestation by andyanders: 8:25pm On Oct 29, 2013
That's just a total set-up by the lady. That is the way they act. The guy just found himself in a bad company and maybe never wanted a total relationship with the lady and she now tagged it molestation. Too bad. That is why you must be very careful when you go visiting women in these countries like UK, USA and other European countries.

When a lady tells you back off, go immediately or she says just not interested, never presure her to accept your overture.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by andyanders: 5:34pm On Oct 29, 2013
good game
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Iran: Fifa U17 WC (4 - 1) On 29th October 2013 by andyanders: 5:26pm On Oct 29, 2013
Good boys
Politics › Re: Ex-PHCN Worker Spends N5.5m Gratuity On Jeep by andyanders: 9:54pm On Oct 28, 2013
idupaul: Who is talking of savings .. I said someone that uses 100k form his meagre 150k salary to buy a fone .. Truth be told most Nigerians clearly live above their means.. People will come here to castigate him but look around you and you will see he is only mirroring us all..
My brother ,reason now. That is a monthly income of which he can sacrifice that amount to get the phone now and adjust his life the next month. The subject matter here is that the amount in question is all his life's savings paid to him once,-N6million, and he used N5.5 on one car and no house
Politics › Re: Mike Akhigbe Is Not Dead. by andyanders: 7:32pm On Oct 28, 2013
scopusng: The story is not true. Akhigbe is alive. The truth is that he was sick and came back home two months back and recently
fall sick again. I have received over 40 calls today about this story. I do not know where naija journalist got this fake news
from. Anyway, he is sick but not dead.
Thank God for this and we pray for speedy recovery.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 9:08pm On Oct 27, 2013
The fear of Chelsea is the beginning of WISDOM. Other teams beware.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 7:06pm On Oct 27, 2013
KingMEXX: Where are dem Man Utd fans nahuh
Chelsea goal difference should be 11 and not 10
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 7:03pm On Oct 27, 2013
humblesteve: Dancing...Azonto* in da chinese* etighi in india* Alingo in spanish* lol



Finally we made victory


Upppppppppppppppppppppppppppp Bluezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Yesoooooooooooo, Up Chelseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:55pm On Oct 27, 2013
donphilopus: Game Over.. Whether the devil likes it or nor, we won 2 1
yesooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2013
Game overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:52pm On Oct 27, 2013
nwawuweneonye: I'm a proud fan of Chelsea
YESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:51pm On Oct 27, 2013
I just dey laugh. Let me go start my party tonight. Only Chelsea is my team for live
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:25pm On Oct 27, 2013
xynerise: Sorry na mistake grin
So you are still saying sorry to someone who just messed up? I think you guys should go back to the classroom.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:22pm On Oct 27, 2013
IYA NGBALI: na which school you go?it is not penalty,it is penarity,olodo
I think you are sick by correcting someone who is right. The right word is Penalty and not penarity. Fool like you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:06pm On Oct 27, 2013
They can do the playing and we do the scoring.The end result of any game is goal. Let Man city do the playing and we do the scoring
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 27th October 2013 by andyanders: 6:03pm On Oct 27, 2013
They can possess the ball and we do the scoring.I have consulted my crystal ball and they have confirmed that Chelsea is the winner of today's match
Politics › Re: Igbo-Youths Protest Against Oduah's Sack In Enugu by andyanders: 1:10pm On Oct 27, 2013
I am an Ibo man and I cannot support evil. Let the minister, Odua be jailed for life. Useless woman.

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