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Foreign Affairs › Re: Brazilian Man Buries His Bentley To Use In Afterlife by andyanders: 5:17pm On Sep 20, 2013
zeelo2014: The hole is too small for that Bentley
Exactly. Too small which translates that this is a complete lie.
Politics › Re: SURE-P Is Broke, Kolade Tells Senate by andyanders: 8:39am On Sep 20, 2013
Someone is stealing the money. Nigerian system in a corrupt system, demands that the money is stolen. If a director in a pension fund management, stole billions and walked out free from the corrupt judicial system, set up by corrupt government, nothing new if this so called fund is been channeled to a personal accounts.
Politics › Re: 2015: Why I’m Not Supporting Jonathan- Amaechi…Blasts Uduaghan, Okonjo-iweala by andyanders: 8:27am On Sep 20, 2013
doctokwus: Eventhough amaechi may av selfish motives,now disguised in populist gear to oppose GEJ,one must take d positive from this:dat it has enabled d nation to get to know d rot in a system& d difference this time is dat names are being mentioned,& if for nothing,amaechi shd b praised because av never witnessed some one so bold enuf in d nigerian political sphere to directly mention names of his adversaries& tel dem to their faces what he does not like about dem& why he opposes dem.
Well spoken my brother. He said the truth no matter how anybody view his statement. This country is sick and Jonathan has not fared at all in his dispensation of his public duty.
Politics › Re: Suspect Dies In Custody & Is Buried Without Family Consent by andyanders: 8:01am On Sep 20, 2013
Our judicial system is the worst corrupt on the face of the earth. The prison should be taken t court and they pay heavily to the family of the deceased. I place 2 billion naira compensation for the family because this is pure murder.
Because of the environmental issue, a family man should be murdered? This country is becoming something else unless there is massive revolution in this country whereby a war is waged against politicians and corrupt government officials in which laws will be been taken over by the citizenry to fight these people, the younger generation will be destroyed whereby only those connected to the seat of power get what they want to the detriment of the governed.
Family › Re: Shocking: Father Of 10 Kidnaps, Kills Neighbour’s Son! by andyanders: 9:18pm On Sep 19, 2013
brosss: and how does 5m translate to small money.......

more investigating is needed... cos this wicked man couldn't have acted alone..... some one must have collected the boy from the ceiling......


sss and soldiers...... the only remaining disciplined force in the country...
please don't transfer the case to the potties sorry,armed robbers..... sorry i meant to say...Police
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Sure, I believed the idiot did not act alone
Politics › Re: Okorocha Is Allocating Poverty To Imo People - Senator Anyanwu by andyanders: 8:32pm On Sep 19, 2013
berem: What contribution did he make to the people of Imo north when he was a Senator? Some people should just learn to stop castigating others when they know they didn't do anything when they had the opportunity. Onye ara!!

angry
You said the right thing to that fool. Okorocha has been an example to true leadership.
Family › Re: Can An Adopted Girl child Later Be Married Into The Same Family? by andyanders: 8:27pm On Sep 19, 2013
It is very wrong. It is like adopting the child and same time abusing the child because she has been taken advantage within the environment she grew up.
She is an adopted child which can be taken as a step child. Having to taken in that child as a legally married person under the umbrella she grew up is wrong.
That is why as a step father, when you have intimacy with his adopted child is a crime.
Nairaland General › Re: Woman Told To Shorten Name That's Too Long For Driving Licence by andyanders: 4:38pm On Sep 19, 2013
Freiburger: Keihanaikukauakahihuliheekahaunaele, lol, i took my breath 2wice before i could pronounce the name. grin
That is simple name for Satan. Only demon can pronounce that name.
Health › Re: 10 Surprising Health Benefits Of Beer by andyanders: 4:30pm On Sep 19, 2013
winteric: Na lie be that oh!
Na satan wrote those things.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs FC Basel - UCL - (1 - 2) On 18th September 2013 by andyanders: 9:45pm On Sep 18, 2013
doctokwus: Any coach dat sits a mata on d bench,plays a below average Schurlie,loans out a Lukaku& a enterprising Victor Moses obviously does not know what he's doing.Useless overhyped coach wt weird selections,formations& tactics!!
Just the truth told here.
With the people he let go, Morinho is finished and Chelsea is gone forever.
Family › Re: Chief Iwuanyanwu 72 Marries 22year Old...could This Be Love by andyanders: 8:36pm On Sep 18, 2013
mysticgal: the girl is smart,just few years remaining for the man to die.cool
Best answer here.
The lady is smart because she has invested her time for her future. She will gradually put the man to sleep and not come back after she must taken control of all his investment. Remember that what this girl will be doing with him are extraordinary work by give him mouth action. That is one of the reasons this man married her. The man got the money and was the owner of so many multinational companies.
Family › Re: How Do You Manage The Home In Time Of Scarcity? by andyanders: 11:10pm On Sep 17, 2013
It all depends on the size of your family. Though you said you are newly married couples.

What I suggest is for you to always try stock some vital food items at home, like try arrange a bag of rice, go to a big shop where they sell gari, not small shopooooo, deposit say like 5k with them, and be collecting say 3 paints whenever you run out.
Get other food items, like say stock fish, egusi like 2 paints, crayfish (2 paints), Pepper, one paint, arrange Ogbolo , salt, like 1k and seasonings. Also get say, 2 cartons of Indomie and spaghetti. Make sure all the above items are been stocked and sun bathed from time to time.

If you know any known cold room, if you cannot store some frozen food items at home, deposit some money there with them and be collecting when needed.

With this plan, for some long months, you cannot run out of food at home and you still look good without anyone noticing changes

With 50k, you can arrange all these items and put them aside.
This items can last for you for months. You will only need to get the kind of vegetable you needed.
Family › Re: How Should I Handle This? by andyanders: 8:45am On Sep 17, 2013
Scramble: I am married to a woman i dated for more than a decade. She is lovely and homely too. But she has this issue with anger management. When she's not angry, we share love, play like children and above all, enjoy peaceful home. But once she's angry, the whole house is thrown into chaos. And funny enough, what makes her angry are usually trivial things that should not matter. To be more specific, any time we disagree on any subject or differ in our opinions as per household issues, she would become embittered and would refuse to do the normal things that she used to do, including preparing food for the house, having sex, partaking in the early morning devotions and other domestic chores, except she's apologized to. Last time we had a misunderstanding, she refused to prepare my office lunch which she had always made for me before i leave for work each day. Some times when i refuse to apologize to her, perhaps because i wasn't wrong in my stance in the particular issue, she would become moody, refusing to talk to me for up to one week. The problem is, i can't let her have her way always. As the head of the family, i am bound to take decisions that will be in the best interest of all, disregarding all forms of emotional sentiments which always happen to be her own angle of judgment. This situation is tearing my home apart and i don't know how to approach it. Please, Nairalanders, i will appreciate your wise counsels and mature suggestions. I have known she's like that way back our dating days, but i love her so much and hoped she would outgrow it with time. Besides, in her happy mood, you only can imagine how sparkling and fun she can be. Bless you all.
Well, I will state here from your statement that your family is a happy one and you love your wife and I thank God for that.
Let me state here that if you are a christian, you must realize that devil does not love a happy home where there is peace, hence he will sow a seed of discomfort to disorganize the home.
Anger is a demonic spirit and need to be handled spiritually in order to get her out of the mess. It is not her fault because she does that against her wish.
She needs deliverance. Find a true men of God, Like Liberation Ministry- Dr Chris Okafor, Prophet TB.Joshua or any true men of God you trust and know. Even if you go for counselling, it will still come back because there is a demon behind anger.
God will help you to sort this issue out.
Family › Re: Why Do Old Women Talk Too Much And Act In A Way That Annoys The Young? by andyanders: 8:30am On Sep 17, 2013
mega jay: The whole truth be sey me I don tire! My grand ma came to stay with us for some time and maybe for her medical check up. But since her arrival, she has being a torn on the flesh. She talk too much! Disturb with her incessant nagging and complains on irrelevant things! ask too many questions that has nothing to do with the situation at hand. She has apparently turned my bed room into my sitting room as I stay inside my room 24/7. Am the type of person that hates noise and hate to be disturbed.
I don't knw if this is the same with your own grand mummies....just share your views and opinions
thank you!
JAY
Since you stay 24/7 in your room, that translates that you are jobless and has nothing doing, therefore, nothing to advise on this.Why wont the woman keep saying something to you?I believe you are an adult coming here to speak.
Politics › Re: Ibori Hid Assets In Oando - British Prosecutor by andyanders: 9:12pm On Sep 16, 2013
Their is already oil block waiting for him immediately he is released.
Unless he dies there, nothing stopping Ibori from becoming one of the richest PDP member if he returns. What of Bode George? Is he not an ex convict? He is active PDP leader South East and it's environs.
Ibori has nothing to fear when he returns because he already is feeding fat in prison and his wife and mistress will be out and waiting for him to return so that two of them can share him.

As far as Nigeria is concerned, only a common man is a criminal. We celebrate criminality in Nigeria hence all politicians in Nigeria are all corrupt. That is why in politics, decent men like Pat Utomi's and their lieks cannot win any election as far as PDP remains in power.
Iboru has a ticket 2016 when he comes out and ONLY DEATH can stop him from wining election in Nigeria. That is Nigerian politics for you.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian Presenters And The 'fake' American Accents? by andyanders: 4:28pm On Sep 16, 2013
Baybe: Seriously, what's with the fake American accents undecided. They are presenting to a Nigeria audience and not American audience, why change your accent? It's getting annoying.
Some even make use of the accent when speaking pidgin English, Smh embarassed
I wonderoooooooooooo.
We have street language and real spoken English in America.
In America, when you speak the real British accent in an office, you will be respected as an educated person.
Our 9ija guys like to fake their street accent even in offices and the real educated Americans knows who you are.If you are intelligent, they know.
The street ghetto language you copy, cannot flow until you live long in America. You cannot just get to America and start flowing. It will take you years to even come to reality with street language.
Someone from New York, flows differently from someone down south like Atlanta or Tennessee.
Back home, even people who travel to Germany and Netherlands just they fumble.Our footballers,even Keshi too.
Na by force?
Romance › Re: She Is Public-shy But Pro-active In Private by andyanders: 10:53pm On Sep 15, 2013
[quote author=j.j paragon]@op, xame with my gal, bt i dnt rili c anyting wrong wit dat[/quote]. Nothing wrong with that. Be sure you have a good girl.Not the bad ones that will be ready to open their as---ss in public. At least, it's better for a woman to have a kind reserved attitude. I think you have a good girl and do not force her to do things against her wish unless you want her to go public when you make her a public figure and you will end up regretting it.
Romance › Re: Is It Insulting For A Man To Give A Woman Money In Front Of Her Husband? by andyanders: 10:46pm On Sep 15, 2013
very insulting to do that.Even close relations, you must be able to explain why.Unless you are in your shop selling or your husband is aware that the person is paying debt.
Christianity Etc › Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by andyanders: 8:56pm On Sep 15, 2013
beccie: Does of you talking evil things against the profet of God, I guess you'll never be tired. The devil never gets tired. If all these allegation against the man of God are true, the church would not have grown to the position it is now. But the funny thing is that the more they condemn, the more it grows. Its like the moment demons stop using you guys is not going to favor the ministry, it strives best with false accusation persecution, name calling etc. That shows God is behind the profet. So continue to carry rumors. What I know that we are tired of hearing the same story day in day out. It won't detare us in believing in the man of God, profet tb joshua. God has given us a great gift, and we don't value him. People sell their property to visit SCOAN. We have him over our nose, yet you don't value him. The same was done to his master, so it is not news. The profet is not bothered. If his master has gone through the same thing, who is he? He tb joshua is a servant. Wise man john chi is coming back. God will bring him back in Jesus Name. We are praying for the profet and all the wise men. The synagogue church of ALL Nation is where I have witness mass deliverance of denoms, strong ones for that matter, that you need strong anointing and the spirit of God, if not the demons will over come them. Thanks be to God for giving us profet tb josua. WELL DONE PROFET AND YOUR WISE MEN!!!
Yesoooooooooooooooo. Let them continue with their evil rant. No matter what they say, one thing remains, Prophet T.B.Joshua is a gift to mankind and will continue as a TRUE prophet of God that he is. We love him but God loves him most.

Note, I do not worship there but I and my family know that he is a true prophet of God and I have received healing through watching him in Emmanuel TV.

Because they are afraid of his calling, hence the name calling. He is a gift to the entire world. Look at the way he has been praying for Syria pleading for God's intervention. You can imagine that.
Family › Re: My Corp Member Niece Gave Her Brand new Car As Seed Of Faith In Her Church by andyanders: 2:18pm On Sep 15, 2013
vivianc: LWKMD! grin grin Naija pastors eh?

I remember when I almost dashed out my 50k at a church program i attended years back (when I still dey go church). The pastor kept on blabbing about how God told him he would bless 50 souls in the gathering, we were all jumping up to claim the blessing. He said something magnificient would happen in the lives of these people, that God is showing him a glorious picture but for these 50 people to tap into this blessing we would sow a seed of 50k each. Oh boy no be small thing, i begin sweat seriously and I had 50k in my handbag. He smooth-talked more and less than 20 people came out. I was still battling with my spirit on whether to come out or not when he now said "if you have 40k you can also tap into the blessing." That was when i knew God didn't tell him anything cos I know God's word is Yea and Amen and I didn't bother. He kept on going from 40k....20k.....10.......5k......2k......oya 1k, the next thing he started searchng people's bags. I just opened my bag, removed my money and tucked it away in my small make up kit. grin grin

No be me pastors go take shine abeg.
In fact, I love your action because me even has fallen to same actions several times/
Christianity Etc › Re: 10 Question Atheist Want INTELLIGENT Christians To Answer by andyanders: 10:36am On Sep 15, 2013
A fool on parade. If you say there is no loving God, you are fooling yourself. May God have mercy on you and open your spiritual mind to know the truth. There is no answering a person like the op here because without the conviction of the holy spirit on his person, he can NEVER accept any clear response to his demonic questions here.

May the grace of God find and convince him to know the truth and answer these question he stated here for his followers to know the truth that there is a loving God who rewards every man according to his works.
Christianity Etc › Re: My Pastor Records The Names Of Tithe Payers by andyanders: 10:24am On Sep 15, 2013
Your Pastor is a conman. You need no vision to know. Is he keeping records for God or who? By asking you guys to write your names will even make the tither give more so that the pastor will recognize him/her.
Family › Re: My Corp Member Niece Gave Her Brand new Car As Seed Of Faith In Her Church by andyanders: 10:18am On Sep 15, 2013
luvable sam: Don't know if this should be on the family or religion section.

My niece whom was a corp nember until recently(am about 5yrs older)called me recently to tell me that sowed her brand new kia car as a seed of faith in the church she started attending recently n since then she has received different kinds of responses from her parents n siblings. Although I was mad at her at first for such a move,my agression soon moved to the pastor who knowing fully well that she was a corper still went ahead to collect the car.

One thing that really gets to me is when my niece calls me to tell me that she saw the pastor n his family in d car or that she was drenched by rain n other events.

Though her mom (my sis) has been cool about the issue,her dad still gets angry when the car thing is mentioned.

People ,when I think about it,i still wonder who I can blame in all this....my niece,d pastor or even the society

Advice pls
My younger brother equally gave out his Jeep he bought with 2 million to a pastor because he was told to give out what he cherished most and the car was what he had and that was his only car and he was just starting his life.He was told that if he does not give out the car, that he will have an accident with it and that will cost him his life. He did it without telling me and when I later heard about it, I asked him and he confirmed it.
Till now, he has not gotten another car and same jeep, his pastor and his family drives the car and having other cars in his garage.
Well, I cannot say anything as regards to this because he is a man and only God knows who is telling the truth. His pastor that saw vision for him or him that allowed his car to go as a result of his conscience he followed. God has an answer to everything.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by andyanders: 6:22pm On Sep 14, 2013
Havilah93: These boyz must not spoil my evening ooo
I don weak pass anything. I wonder the kind of football that you come and concede goal at the dying min
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by andyanders: 6:21pm On Sep 14, 2013
Chelsea, in fact, you have started disgracing yourselves with this kind of loss at this point and time. Too bad
Health › Re: Guys, How Often Do You Change Your Boxer Shorts? by andyanders: 1:48pm On Sep 13, 2013
Ask4bigneyo: Have seen many situations whereby some guys wore a boxer for 1-2 weeks, it looks irritating when i see the hem of their boxer shorts atimes.. Does that mean guys are dirty or what..?

Health wise: Putting on a dirty boxer shorts for prolonged period of time is detrimental to pelvic girdle(pubic region) expecially scrotum...

I managed to change my boxer
short every two-two days bt i make sure that i have my bath twice in a day!

How often do you change your boxer shorts? Lets crack jokes...
Twice a day. One when I go out to the office and when taking my night bath after work, I wash that I used during the day and use another to sleep which I soak in the morning and wash same day in the evening.
Sports › Re: FIFA Issues Keshi Ultimatum On Saintfeit Comments by andyanders: 11:54am On Sep 13, 2013
ThaProphet: What I think Keshi meant (which he did not fully assert according to the comments we are hearing) is that the Malawian coach had no business telling Afrikans whether or not, a location is safe. If it is not safe enough for you and you want to report to Fifa (an organisation based outside Afrika, not CAF) then perhaps Afrika is not good enough for you, go to Belgium. I think the guy should have taken the safety issue up with CAF first, not go directly to Fifa.

Coach Keshi got angry and let the anger overcome him. Seriously, the Malawian coach was stupid for saying what he said. I think the Malawian coach was spiteful because he did not get the Nigerian job. Keshi responded with spite as well because the dude just insulted his country. He could have been a lot smarter with his comments though. Also, the full interview and the question Keshi was asked needs to be supplied.

This will be interesting. Any action/sanction ideally would be on Keshi but I will not be surprised if the entire team suffers for it and Malawi goes to the World Cup.
That action has nothing to do with our qualification. FIFA can sanction him by asking him to pay fine and also ban him from for some number of FIFA organized matches,
Foreign Affairs › Re: Canadian Woman Arrested For Smuggling Cocaine With Fake Baby Bump by andyanders: 9:12am On Sep 13, 2013
With this, Nigerian women who specializes in going to Aba to buy children, we start using this fake pregnancy latex and show it off for 9 months and gbam, a baby will surface. Kidnapping of children will start.
So, it is very important that the Federal government do allow anybody to import,display or market such items here in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: FIFA Issues Keshi Ultimatum On Saintfeit Comments by andyanders: 8:45am On Sep 13, 2013
Keshi did wrong as far as this issue is concerned. He should be a manager of crises at all time and learn how to talk even when pushed to the wall.

As a national team coach, he should be in a position to handle any kind of worded accusation from all angles even with his players. I think he is lacking in this direction.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis To Atheists: You Dont Have To Believe In God To Go To Heaven by andyanders: 4:34pm On Sep 12, 2013
italo: This is Catholic teaching from time immemoria. The Catholic Church has always taught that those who through no fault of theirs do not know the Catholic Church to be God's true faith can go to heaven if they follow their conscience and live a good life.

Did you guys really think that all your ancestors would burn in hell?
That is why when they close church, they start visiting soothsayers and other outlets for spiritual help.
Crime › Re: Nigerian In US Arrested For Making Terrorist Threats by andyanders: 1:53pm On Sep 12, 2013
The guy is just sick and needs to be returned to Yaba where his permanent home should be.
Sports › Re: President Jonathan Honours Blessing Okagbare (PHOTO) by andyanders: 7:30am On Sep 12, 2013
Please next time, Jonathan, give her good money and not that pinut because, it cannot get her any good car. Give her a house in Abuja because all the senators and reps are all pen robbers and got houses there. Give these men and women that make us proud good reward. You politicians only disgrace us.

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