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Politics › Re: Fani-Kayode Refers To Stella Oduah As A Vampire On Twitter by andyanders: 11:06am On Oct 09, 2013
Please Madam Minister, accident is not the act of God. It is that of the devil.

But for Fani Kayode, it is like this guy does not have any job at hand hence his action. No normal human being will behalf the way this unproductive man behaves. I think he smokes weed and does not have any job at hand. He is still eating the money he stole from FAAN. EFCC should arrest this insane man and put him to jail. The worst irresponsible man on the face of this earth is Fani Kayode. He is a contradiction to human history.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah To Fani-kayode: Bow Your Head In Shame by andyanders: 10:56am On Oct 09, 2013
It is like this guy does not have any job at hand hence his action. No normal human being will behalf the way this unproductive man behaves. I think he smokes weed and does not have any job at hand. He is still eating the money he stole from FAAN. EFCC should arrest this insane man and put him to jail. The worst irresponsible man on the face of this earth is Fani Kayode. He is a contradiction to human history.
Romance › Re: Photos:meet The Sexiest Woman On Earth by andyanders: 1:49am On Oct 09, 2013
Can ONLY agree if after my tasting to know if she is sexy.
Family › Re: I Kneel My Wife Down If She Disobeys Me - Pastor by andyanders: 1:34am On Oct 09, 2013
Ninapha: I kneel my wife down if she disobeys me and i wd do it again and again! Those were the exact words of the man who in the course of the arguement introduced himself as a pastor with one of the NO EAR RING, NO PERMED HAIR, NO MAKE-UP SPIRIT FILLED CHURCHES. I listened to their arguement and i asked the man, Sir dont you thinky ou may be humiliating ur wife especially with d children around. He got even louder on sounding d sanctity of his position. Thats the authority bestowed on me as her husband and as a born again christian she has to obey he stated.

Now Men can u do this? Women, can you take this?.
Do you think all pastors are real? The so called pastor is mentally sick and needed to be taken to the zoo. How can a sane man ask his wife to kneel down.So the person in question need a home in Yaba
Crime › Re: Nigerians Accused Of Kidnap Killed In Guinea-Bissau by andyanders: 10:01pm On Oct 08, 2013
Better for them. How can you go to another country and start to kidnap the person? Kill them even 2nd death penalty better for them
Politics › Re: I Saw Policemen Kill My Dad – Six-year-old Girl by andyanders: 5:49pm On Oct 08, 2013
holarmum: we're living in a wicked world.....Imagine policemen killing human being lyk dem..Don't 4get God is sitting on d throne watching everyone...

R.I.P Mr.Adeniji
The Nigerian Policemen/women are not like us. They are animals and not human being like us and they should be in the zoo. At anytime they painfully collect money from a person, before the person gives out the money to them, the person lays a curse on that money before given them. They carry curse because all money they collect is blood money. That is some of their children become criminals and hardened robbers.
Politics › Re: I Saw Policemen Kill My Dad – Six-year-old Girl by andyanders: 5:42pm On Oct 08, 2013
I have said it that the Nigerian Police is the worst demon on the face of the earth. It is even better for you to accommodate snakes, lion and wild poisonous animals than to have a Nigerian Police man as a friend. They are wicked, heartless and slippery characters. 80% of the Nigerian policemen are criminals ever before getting into the force. Just 2% is not corrupt. 18%, change to criminals when they get into the force. No proper background check of those recruited into the force. Too bad.
Health › Re: Adenike Oshinowo's Battle With Endometriosis by andyanders: 2:35pm On Oct 08, 2013
Let them take her to SCOAN and she will be delivered.
Politics › Re: Stella Oduah - Crash Is An Act Of God (Viceo) by andyanders: 2:03pm On Oct 08, 2013
Is something wrong with her? How can she said, God is responsible? Our God is not the God of destruction. Every bad thing that happens is a result of demonic forces.
Politics › Re: Solomon Lar Is Not Dead But On Life Support by andyanders: 10:04am On Oct 08, 2013
Romance › Re: How Can My Sister Marry A Security Man? Tufia! by andyanders: 9:57pm On Oct 07, 2013
So you preferred her to have rolled back home with a hummer Jeep guy who throws cash and you will be happy. That guy that throws cash could be a criminal. Have you not seen a criminal with an office? She came out from an abusive relationship and found peace with a guy who displayed on his face book as a security guy in a bank. You saw his status and now is asking why she must fall in love with such a guy/
Have you asked to meet the guy in person to actually know who he is? He could be a descent well read guy but trying to get himself busy. I have met a lawyer who after leaving school, went to learn how to prepare bean cake, started selling same and prepared his own recipe added his own brand of menu. Today he is one of the richest guys out there loaded and after building a very big hotel in the east from the money he made, he went into real estate business. When he was learning this bean cake making, his lawyer friends, where making jest of him but today, they respect and honour him.

I once worked with a guy in a restaurant in Atlanta who is a Phd holder and was just working to get through college as a dish washer and today he is a big guy.
I think you are too myopic about life and if you think you are wise call the guy ask him his credentials and if he is sound and got no cash and you think you have it, try set him up and since your sister loves him, allow them be. If your sister goes out there to marry the wrong person, you will be called to come and pick her body.
Car Talk › Re: Ban On Importation Of Tokunbo Cars: What You Should Know by andyanders:
oluboyo04: i'm stil surprized nigerians are protesting against the reduction or facing out of tokunbo cars in nigera, after its becoming almost imposible to move freely on the street due to fleets of rickety cars being packed everywhere.holdup is now everywhere in nigeria, people dying in hundreds everyday through accidents, our roads are deplorable not because govts are not trying their best, but if the road is repaired today, one tokunbo car will breakdown there tomorow and spoil it again. many families have two or three tokunbo cars, causing congestion. why not own one but correct car. lets change our thinking, development does not come on the plata of gold.
You think you can come online and just talk as if you got the cash? You got nothing because even if there is cash with you, stop talking s if you are loaded. People who are loaded do not think about themselves alone but for the feelings of the ordinary man out there on the street. As Mr. Loaded, can you stop your car and give a ride to your fellow man? I believe not.

How many average Nigerians can bring out 2 Million for a brand new car unless they are stealing from somewhere.

Even in developed countries, they also trade on used cars. So go and find a place and close your mouth.
Car Talk › Re: Ban On Importation Of Tokunbo Cars: What You Should Know by andyanders:
Policy makers with no brain. In fact our government will always issue out policies that will not stand the taste of time. Same cars they cannot use with their families.

They cannot consider the average Nigerian who cannot afford the brand new cars. No good brand new car in Nigeria that will sell below N2 million naira. So which civil servant can afford it? They will start stealing public money and many civil servants now will go into crime.

Unless the government can just bring the price of these cars below one million naira and because of our population, the manufacturing companies or assembling companies can still make their profits.
Politics › Re: Akeem Akintunde's Post Before The Crash by andyanders: 6:01pm On Oct 07, 2013
amiskurie: he might not knw but something inside him knew.
Sure, it's an instinct issue hence the comment.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Australian Painter Who Draws Images With His joystick (pricasso) by andyanders:
Crixina: most of these guys are mentally unstable,some things they suffer from,i wonder why they are rarely found here,atleast our own if person want mad,e go mad at once,than looking sane but sick in the head.
Na so my sister. they are surely mentally unstable.
Education › Re: Student Arrested For Hacking Jamb, Neco, Sss, Nscdc Websites. by andyanders: 12:38pm On Oct 06, 2013
Our leaders should be held responsible for the acts of the youths as they have failed in their duties to provide jobs for the youths hence the present outburst of crime by the youths who get involved in immoral acts.

Let that young man be rehabilitated and given a job. These young men get involved with crime as a result of a failed state.
Look at Immigration service asking these students to pay a Non refundable N1,000 naira for a job they are not sure of. Now , let the President of The Federal Government of Nigeria explain to this Nation the reason why NIM should be requesting for a Non refundable sum of N1,000. Also, let them explain to the nation what happens to the applicants who end up not been offered a job.
Crime must continue to occur with the current attitude of our leaders who see no reasons for their action. Road safety is out there making money from a system that is faulty and someone is sitting making money out of plate number registration. Police have started with their own bio-metric system with cars and this must be abused in the future as the one sitting on same system will compromise some day and this whole process will come to zero.

There are intelligent youths out there like this young man involved in different crimes
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Australian Painter Who Draws Images With His joystick (pricasso) by andyanders: 9:33am On Oct 06, 2013
Listen, this man gets orga-sm by using his joystick to paint. He derives sex-ual satisfaction with his joystick hence his action because he will reach orga-sm and now use same discharge in painting.

In fact, white men do certain things that when you hear or see what they do, you start wondering. There are some that will pay another man to be having se-x with their legitimate wife and they will just be watching and masturbating and they get orga-sm. Some will be watching through key hole and also be jacking off.
So, do not see this as a surprise.
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati And Fani-Kayode Insult Themselves On Twitter by andyanders: 4:44pm On Oct 05, 2013
When a useless man known as Fani Kayode, who is still having a case with EFCC, talking because he has not been sent to jail, I wonder why he is still making so much noise here and there. I think he should be reexamined to know the state of his mental capability as he is going out of control.

He is just on every social media twitting or writing and attacking both married and unmarried men and women.

Shameless individual.
Fashion › Re: Women And Braids ..is It Worth It? by andyanders: 4:29pm On Oct 05, 2013
kokoye: Wifey took the day off to do tiny braids and she came home feeling exhausted.

- the entire process took almost 8 hours (two braiders most of the time)

- it cost $200!!!

- Now she cant even sleep comfortably for the next few days because her head hurts and her neck is stiff....and I cant touch!!

- the braids are not on her head forever..she'll be taking them off in about 2 months max.

- she'll have to spend some hours taking them off again and maybe some money in the process.

- God help you if your wife has a[i] big head[/i] ...double the number of hours!

- The money and time increases geometrically with every daughter you have!


Before you say you are doing the braids to look good for us, we'll have you remember that braids are not the only hairstyle you look good with..and we care more about what's on the inside of you smiley
OP , You meant Big hair or Big Head?
Fashion › Re: Beverly Osu And Melvin Oduah On Complete Fashion Magazine Cover by andyanders: 7:51pm On Oct 03, 2013
the lady fugly
TV/Movies › Re: Flavian Okojie Shot Dead In Benin City by andyanders: 9:41pm On Oct 02, 2013
ARES: And guess what she is asking... " How do i start all over again"
Woman ur husband just died.... Why are u talking like it was an investment that u need to restart all over again.
Rip to the guy....
The speed at which she came online is questionable. How can anyone with good intention who loved such a young man through gun shut go on social media to start twitting.
When they ask them to go for deliverance, they will start criticizing those who went for deliverance. Some of these ladies, well, let me reserve my comment.
Education › Re: What Can I Do With Bsc In Philosophy? by andyanders: 9:34pm On Oct 02, 2013
jonescyras: I just got admitted to study PHILOSOPHY AND RELIGIOUS STUDIES at adekunle ajasin university,akungba. I have googled it but all I saw was, being a lecturer...and I aint good at lecturing and besides, I never wanted to be a lecturer. Pls where and what can I work as,as a philosopher.....thanks
Go open a Church and start preaching. No go start deliveranceoooooo as demon will deal with you. Just do the work of God.
TV/Movies › Re: Gulder Ultimate Search Season 10: Meet The Contestants by andyanders: 7:10pm On Oct 02, 2013
Fynestboi: whao

seeing doctors, lawyer, economics takng part in this GUS, lawa o...
Economics? na waooooooooooooooo. Grammar indeed.
Celebrities › Re: Okey Bakassy Writes In Support Of Jim Iyke's Deliverance by andyanders: 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2013
Bonaguy: https://www.helenozor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/6543816.jpg

Okey Bakassy seems to be very upset about the way Nigerians have voiced out so much displeasure over Jim iyke’s “deliverance” at T.B Joshua’s church.. Read what Okey said below…

“Yesterday was The 53rd Anniversary of Nigeria’s ‘Independence’, I refused to comment or send messages for reasons u and I know. If u are reading this message, u are lucky to be alive. Thank God.
I’m fed up with all the noise about my Actor colleague who gained Independence from ‘demonic influence ‘ or ‘Deliverance’ at Synagogue. I respect him for seeking spiritual help when others are shying away from the reality of their situation.

Even those who are ‘Demons’ themselves are throwing insults at Jim. Our level of hypocrisy in Nigeria is nauseating. Established ‘Sinners’ find it convenient to throw stones at those whose stories become public, making it more difficult for people to seek help.

If you have never presented yourself for ‘Deliverance’ keep quiet because ur not sure of what forces are speaking through you.
Congrats Jim for being ‘man enough’……
Have a blessed day pals”. @okeybakassy

http://www.gistmetro.com/2013/10/okey-bakassi-writes-to-support-jim-iyke.html
This is an intelligent and well educated actor and a respected Nigerian who I pray God to continue to prosper and not those who throw stones on Jim who already has been freed from demonic issues and is a candidate of heaven if anything happens today.

Let those gossiping continue.
Fashion/Clothing Market › Re: Dealers In Children Cloths,shoes And Female Shoes by andyanders: 2:42pm On Oct 02, 2013
Rehil: Pls i am in kaduna and need a dealer in Onitsha or Lagos that can provide me with children wears,ladies shoes and male packing shirts at wholesale price.
Be careful people telling you that they have items to sell. This was how Cynthia got killed. I have seen people here asking you for your blackberry or whiteberry. Please be careful and DO NOT travel to meet anybody. Let them bring the items to you in Kaduna during the day at your shop and let security men or your husband be aware of their comingoooooooooo. Do not deal with people or let them ship the goods to you and you pay them through the bank through Bills on Collection.
Business › Re: I Lost N4M On First City Monument Bank Mobile Banking by andyanders: 9:25pm On Oct 01, 2013
Amadaz: if u sure say u loose 4million naira, u no go get mouth to talk am sef talk less of browsing online... na ppl weh happy dey browse
How much is 4 million that would make OP not to come online to browse or say his mind? That shows the level of who you are, 4 million is just some change to some people and to you, I believe your entire family or whatever never came across such amount.
Business › Re: I Lost N4M On First City Monument Bank Mobile Banking by andyanders: 9:02pm On Oct 01, 2013
okekechigozie: Its bad how A highly rated bank like FCMB will forcefully impose an electronic product on customers and use same means to debit the customer's money without his authority and consent, yet they have no clear explanation on the where about of my money.

I personally recommended many of my business associates to open accounts in FCMB but they are gradually loosing all of us due to this fraud in the name of mobile banking.

I opened my account 0435630019 with the zaria branch of this bank in 2008. After using the account for Four years, they sent me a message to welcome me to their FCMB Mobile. I never subscribed to the product.

I told my account officer, one mr. Adekoya that i did not ask for the mobile banking and i don't want it. He agreed to delete it.
But the next week, this same product was used to debit my account of 4,001,700 between 4th to 7th of October the same period.

I ran to the bank the next working day which is Monday and reported to the customer service lady and also to the manager. They claim to be investigating but the investigation has neither ended nor returned my money to my account.

The loss has greatly affect ed my business and family. i have tried various appeals to this bank to refund my money but all i have is stories one year running.

I believe this bank should have integrity and the safety of our money should be their responsibility.
Despite their claim to uphold absolute integrity and honour promises, they are yet to fulfill this.

I am sure am not the only victim of this.

Many have been short changed and if care is not taken it will be happening to more people.

I never requested for the Mobile banking. i also found out that one needs a pin number and other details to use it.
I never used any of these but they debited me.
Its only the bank that has access to my account and owe the explanation.

Okeke CM
Since you did not request for that service, take them to court and sue them for damage and also for them to pay you double of that money because this is pure stealing.
Same way a lady at their Ikorodu branch told my wife to buy shares they advertised for dangote and one other company's shares and she paid about 80k for her two children through their branch at Ikorodu and the lady told her that when the papers are ready that she will give her the receipt. She went their months later and asked after the lady who was then a cashier, and she was told the lady was not there. She told them that she bought shares and they asked her if she was given any receipt and she said that the lady did not. That was how she lost the money and she stopped using the bank and closed her account.
A staff of the bank is responsible for what happened to your money Their staff has criminal tendencies hence what you are experiences. You reported the issue to the bank that you did not request for that service, then why did they not place caution on your account? So take them to court and let them pay you your money.
NYSC › Re: Corper Whose Arm Was Almost Chopped-off In Bayelsa Needs Help by andyanders: 8:17pm On Oct 01, 2013
This government is very insensitive to the common man that was why I am an advocate to scrapping the NYSC because it has brought more sorrow than good to the youths of this country. If this young lady could be allowed to stay in Nigeria till today shows that even our president's claim of serving this country is questionable. I was thinking by now that this lady's issue must have been resolved and she is back to her life than reading from this medium that she has been left to her faith.

So, even NYSC cannot fly this young lady for treatment? Let the youths of this country fight to stop this useless NYSC since nothing is achieved out of this than sorrow, pain and anguish. After serving, you will be thrown into unemployment and left to look for job for years while our leaders after stealing from the public set up companies with their ill-gotten money for their children yet unborn.
Romance › Re: . by andyanders: 2:26pm On Oct 01, 2013
mechummy: I'm hairy on my neck and back....guys love touching my neck cos of the hair....then I'm also lucky to have very long and full hair thanks to my mum (her hair is not less than 15 inches)
I will luv you for that.I had a girlfriend from NY while I was in college and she got some on her chest in-between her boobs and it was great. You run your tongue on it, and she goes waaoooooooooooooooooooo. If your guy knows how to make luv, let him get a bucket of icecream and put that all over you and role his tongue all over you, you will be in a different world.
Romance › Re: . by andyanders: 2:24pm On Oct 01, 2013
mechummy: I'm hairy on my neck and back....guys love touching my neck cos of the hair....then I'm also lucky to have very long and full hair thanks to my mum (her hair is not less than 15 inches)
great baby
Romance › Re: . by andyanders: 2:19pm On Oct 01, 2013
thareta: My legs are hairy and am alwys in the habit of shaving it off but anytime my mom notices, shez always like why do you shave your legs? Don't you know men love it? Til dAte I don't knw how true that is, but to mi itz pretty unattractive. And I think hairy girls are mostly from the east
I love that I would love to have you for the rest of my life. Please do not shave it cus of me. So far your own no get bear bearooooooo for face. legs hands

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