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Nairaland General › Re: Man Battles To Survive After Rescuing Baby Form Fire by andyanders: 11:11am On Aug 26, 2013
[quote author=Oko_AGB]Person wey de battle for survival na im get time tell una all dis tory?[/quote]I think you are sick and need not even come online to alter a word like you stated. Your likes should experience or even be a victim
Christianity Etc › Re: A Boy Who Turned 12 On 12/12/12 Labelled Anti Christ by andyanders: 8:01pm On Aug 25, 2013
ennYapeh007: What will they now say of someone born 6:6pm on june 2000 ǻn̶̲̥̅̊ԃ celebrated his 6th birthday on 666(6th day of june, 2006) which Ȋ̝̊̅ڪ a better representer of †ђξ antichrist sign without any further mathematics
Well said
Christianity Etc › Re: C0ZA Scandal: From Ese To Franca, Another Survivor Speaks ! by andyanders: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2013
treatise: [center]F THE WOOD
As another victim comes forward with claim
of Picture Evidence…
This Ese Walters story is true. I was
introduced to the church in Abuja by my
childhood friend, who [/center]moved to Abuja from
Calabar two years before I did. When I
joined, she was also a PCU worker. I really
felt welcome in the church up until my
friend started having problems with other
women. She told me it was because Pastor
Biodun trusted her with so many official
things even above workers that were there
before her. I believed her until the day she
had an misunderstanding with another
worker who called her ‘Ashewo Mary
Magdalene’ in the church. After that, her
enthusiasm for church started waning while
mine was getting stronger till the day she
told me she was leaving the church and
shortly after she left. By that time, Pastor
Biodun had developed an interest in
counseling me and then started telling me
to take my friends place as a PCU worker. I
was reluctant because I didnt feel like
coming to church early and leaving late but
Pastor biodun assured me that his personal
driver will pick me and drop me off and so
I agreed. I started work as arranged but
after a while, I noticed that the pastor did
not respect personal space when talking to
me when we were alone.
He would stand soooooo close and rub my
upper arms or my back which made me
very uncomfortable. The final straw was
when he said I should go with him to Lagos
to take notes and transfer same online
immediately for some Pentacostal thing he
was attending and he knew I was very
computer literate. I was excited till we
reached Lagos and I realized that only one
room was booked at the Wheatbaker Hotel,
Ikoyi. Of course I complaint and the Pastor
called the front desk ( or pretended to) to
demand for another room. He said they
would call back when the room was ready.
He then told me to help massage his back
becos he has back ache from sitting on the
flight. I said I was tired since it was already
after 8. He then insisted I lay down on the
bed to rest while waiting. I said I preferred
to sit at the desk and he laughed saying
that I was acting like a small girl or a
village uneducated girl.
He then went in to take a shower. I then
called the front desk to remind then about
the extra room. I wasn’t surprised when I
was told that they had vacant rooms and
that nobody had requested for an extra
room. By this time, I knew what was up and
was ready for the fool. I opened his pouch
and saw his wallet which had his lisence.
Took a picture of the wallet and the License
on the pillow on the bed with my head in
the shot. I opened the door and took
several pictures of myself, the wallet and
the License with the room number. Came
back in, once I heard the shower stop, I
started audio recording on my BB. He came
out with a towel around his waist and
started telling me how attracted he was to
me.
He said many derogatory things about his
wife, calling her a postcard…pretty on the
outside but flat and empty upstairs. He said
sex with her was like having sex with a cold
dead fish…he tried to kiss me and I stood
up, picked up my traveling bag, moved to
the door, opened it and quickly took a
picture of him, standing with a towel around
him. He started begging. I called him all
sorts of names and insisted he give me
money for a separate room or I would
scream ‘rape’. To cut a long story short, he
asked me to shut the door, I refused, he
brought out 2 bundles of N1000 and asked
me to delete before he gives me the
money.
I told him he was in no position to
negotiate. Got the money, left the Randy
goat with a deflated erection and checked
into another room. First thing the next
morning, I left for ABJ. By the way,
remember my childhood friend that
introduced me to COZA? I narrated my
experience to her and she confessed that
she was sleeping with Biodun for over a
year, even on his marital bed when his wife
traveled. Oga Pastor, try and deny my story
publicly and see American wonder….I still
have the pictures and our conversation on
tape. Thank God for technology!!!!!!
By Franca E.
Source: NEWSACROSS
Short URL: http://www.osundefender.org/?
p=117855
Post it and shame the devil
Politics › Re: Boy Stowed Away In Arik Flight To Lagos by andyanders: 3:17pm On Aug 25, 2013
This boy is a star and should be trained for the future. I wonder the way the security agents are dragging this boy are mad.
Christianity Etc › (SCOAN) John Chi Of Synagogue Church Of All Nations. by andyanders(op):
Thank God that nothing happened and the anointed wise man, John Chi is bac and is preaching right now in Synagogue.

Praise God children of God,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Amennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.



Emmanuel'Emmanuel; Emmanuel
Sports › Re: Okagbare, A Great Athlete, Should Be Celebrated= Kalu by andyanders(op): 7:18pm On Aug 24, 2013
Why must our young women who has given their individual contributions to this great country not celebrated?

If we talk of the female team, the same disparity when compared to their mail counterpart. Man and woman are the same in the sight of God and whatever a man could not achieve and a woman goes ahead to get that done, we all should celebrate them same way we celebrate our male football team players and athletes.

Therefore, I plead to the authorities concerted to please, do something fast and let this lady, Okagbere be celebrated.
Sports › Okagbare, A Great Athlete, Should Be Celebrated= Kalu by andyanders(op):
Former Abia state governor Dr.Orji Uzor Kalu has threatened to embark on a One -Man protest match to the Presidency unless medals winning Blessing Okagbare got rewarded as much as African champions Super Eagles.

Said Kalu: “I feel for Okagbare.Never in our history did anyone single handedly win all the country’s medals in a senior global competition.Okagbare achieved that in Moscow,yet nobody is planning a Presidential reception for this great athlete.”

Speaking further,the ex-governor explained that the Eagles got a good deal after their Nations Cup glory,a far cry from two World Championships medals by an individual.

“Without taking away anything from our beloved Eagles,i do not think they are World class.They never won an Olympic medal,never played in the quarter-finals of the World Cup,nor in the Semis of the Confederations Cup.

Okagbare is on higher ground,having won Olympic bronze in 2008,and now silver and gold.She is more than an African champion and should be rewarded for her feat even if she did not win gold,” he added.

On the protest march, Kalu said, “I will march to the First Lady’s office first.I know this government is gender sensitive.In 1996, Tongan super heavyweight boxer Paea Wolfgramm,the man who beat Duncan Dokiwari in the Atlanta’96 semis and loser to Vladmir Klichko in the final due to injury, caused King Taufa’ahou to announce public holidays in his honour

Now, if a country of about 110,000 people could do that for a silver winner, why would our own country of 170 million sports lovers fail to honour this one-woman riot squad?”

Kalu reminded compatriots that the last time Nigeria went for a big competition in Moscow,nothing came out of it.”Yes,the Moscow ‘80 Olympics ended in disaster.Our best was seventh position in the men’s 4×100 relay.

The quartet of Hammeed Adio,Kayode Elegbede,Samson Oyeledun and Peter Okodogbe made the final.Remember, the Americans,the Brits and West Germans were absent.This year,they all came and Blessing helped us with two medals.Please give it to her”.
Source: http://sunnewsonline.com/new/sports/okagbare-better-than-eagles-kalu/

I think the Federal government should celebrate this great athlete that has done the country proud.
Let the Federal government also give her same millions and honour her as done for eagles because her achievements has not been equaled.
Christianity Etc › Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by andyanders: 10:38pm On Aug 19, 2013
rezzy: It not in my habit to castigate men of God, but for this T B Joshua, i must confess, i dont think he is a true man of God. My sister's late friend, i cant remember her name, (maybe Dorcas) was a chorister there around yr 04 or so, infact she said so many things abt him that he sleeps with all the choristers and that was the main reason she left the church.
Do not base you claim on " Dem say" things of the spirit are not things of the world. When men of God are been call names, stay off and allow God who created them to handle the case. saying your sister's friend told you so many things, same way Judas betrayed Jesus. Your so called sister's friend could have told you something without proof.
Christianity Etc › Re: SCOAN Wiseman John Chi Is Dropped by andyanders: 10:34pm On Aug 19, 2013
whatss: Even if my English is worse than this , that would not deter me from Revealing more , Secondly , I do not need to have a good command of English before i would expose your TB JOSHUA , My English is clear enough for you to understand the contents of my posts , so look at other Alternatives of attacking me .If you think i am one of those that would stop because of English Language , you waste your time , go and exhibit your good use of a foreign Language to those who need it .
English is not my mother Tongue Language ,
Secondly , take it for now i do not have a Job just as you have said , i have enough time to spend to write Epistles , in addition , i rather say you don't waste your time attacking my post because i know what i am saying , but you don't know what you are saying and you don't even know a bit about the man TB JOSHUA . What you know is nothing . I will spend the whole 24 hours a day to write , write and write .I know what i am saying ,
You keep on guessing who i am am till you are fed up ,
@ flinspiero , i think a FOOL is someone who is been fooled . So you have successfully describe yourself .
I was not paid by anyone , i don't need to paid to reveal what i already know ,ANU,ANN,BOSE AGBARE ,THE TWINS , Are not Old okay ,they are young ladies ,ANU is still in the choir , even right now .If you need questions ask and stop to fool your self.

@Worwor , You are very funny , John Chi ke , I tell you Guessing wont help , what is Important is this your TB JOSHUA Molest Virgins and his so called turned female Disciples.Stop defending someone who knows all these are true , you will be surprise at the end of the day , it may take years but i tell you print out this post and this would serve as a Reference . JESU OYINGBO was exposed at the end of the day .
If i don't know i will never say .

I am bent on going to expose more ,it would not go well with Many just like you , I wont edit my English neither would i Moved . Again i don't have a Job and i don't need any .If he TB JOSHUA reads this Post he knows these are True , During the time of Abiola daughters case ,he was moved and touched and i know the extent of the effects on him before they threw the case in the Dustbin .

You don't know anything about the Synagogue .If you know ,those Names i mentioned should not be strange to you .
Secondly if the Heat is too much , i would not be surprise if JOHN CHI is called back to the church , Its one of TB JOSHUA trick then the whole issue would be called a Rumor , just to cover up that after all he was not dropped,
I hereby Challenged TB JOSHUA and his fans here to take ANU one of the disciples , dark in complexion not too tall , the Lady should be taken to an Hospital for a Doctor to check her if her Womb is still Intact , She has been made to commit so much Abortion that her womb have been affected .
More attacks , You have a Job mind you i have no Job and My English is very bad.
Demon on parole. You can write whatever you love to write for your demonic gain, but note, we have seen your type that would end up coming for confession.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Oscar Pistorius Charged With Murder Of Reeva Steenkamp by andyanders:
He should pay for the life of that innocent lady. If he was no more interested, why not ask her to go rather than kill her. Too bad.
I think, his going down to jail as a result of his action will serve as deterrent to people like him who do not see their partner's life as something. Since she left this young lady's parents, mourning for her, his own parents or siblings should be morning him too while he goes down.Ig=f he is sentenced to death, it would have been better.
Sports › Re: A Nairalander Chatting With Roberto Di Matteo by andyanders: 3:58pm On Aug 19, 2013
I hope say no bi money him dey beg am.
Sports › Re: Okagbare Qualifies For 200m Final by andyanders: 6:37pm On Aug 16, 2013
[quote author=zobo-i-zee]no show for her. Jam, usa, cot[/quote]Zombi like you. She must carry the day cus she looks good for the gold medal.
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Artist Preserves Pregnant Bellies In Casts & Turns Them To Works Of Art by andyanders: 5:02pm On Aug 15, 2013
The 2nd picture shows the man dey even run the woman from behind. Nonsense.Bossom wey don die, na that dem won preserve.
Family › Re: *Have You Seen 5-yr-old Oluwaseun Ogungbemile* by andyanders: 9:22pm On Aug 14, 2013
Let there be a pillar of Holly Ghost Fire in the camp of anyone holding this innocent child. God Almighty, let the God of Prophet T.B.Joshua, The God of Dr Kris Okafor of Liberation Ministry destroy the camp of anyone holding this child in Jesus name Amen.
Science/Technology › Re: Blue-eyed Boy Can Read And See In The Dark by andyanders: 11:14pm On Aug 13, 2013
Dem born pussy cat and say na human being. Make dem carry him go zoo. Or better use him to catch witch for their country.
Health › Re: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by andyanders: 10:40pm On Aug 13, 2013
Virus777: Some people believe it's a paranormal activity, the effect of an evil force (witch, evil spirit) pressing down on you. Some have died while struggling against the force. Medical science calls it sleep paralysis. It happens mostly when you sleep facing up. If it persists, learn to sleep on your sides or on your belly.
You are right. It is a spiritual thing and he needs to go for deliverance cus it could trigger death.
Politics › Re: Lagos Drags Al-mustapha To Supreme Court Over Kudirat's Murder by andyanders: 8:49pm On Aug 13, 2013
Too bad for Lagos state
Celebrities › Re: 'Oprah Lied" - Salesgirl Accused Of Racist Comment by andyanders: 8:02pm On Aug 13, 2013
Marytess: i think oprah wanna make noise.
Poverty is what is driving you.
Blacks were been subjected to this kind of treatment when you come into most shops owned by the whites.

She wanted the world to know and to note what goes on out there as regards to how we blacks were been treated by the whites.What if she is not of that status, then it would have been to even ask the person not to come in.
Romance › Re: My Younger Brother Is In Love With A White Girl by andyanders: 8:17pm On Aug 12, 2013
berem: Do you have any idea how racism is in Canada?
Lot of it.It depends on what your brother is looking for.He for real must try to understand who the lady is before making any move cus most guys that do come online looking for lovers could be a bad person,But note, I am not saying she is not real but your brother should be extremely very careful. If he meets a lady who got hatred for black and just needed to try to get him across in order to mess him up. But please, note, I am not seeing that's what she is. Online dates most at times, turn real bad.
For me, our ladies here are better since you can know the family where the lady is coming from.
I had to come back home to get married to a home girl cus I wanna identify with my siblings and parents.
note also that not going to Canada that matters, but after getting to Canada, what next? Let your brother forget about their looks and face reality.
Since he is working on getting his education, his tomorrow is better off with a home girl than what he is looking for out there. I know many home guys who NEVER wanna identify with their parents and their parents died back home and they never came.
Romance › Re: Wil Like To Hear Views by andyanders: 7:33pm On Aug 12, 2013
tpapi: There is dis girl dat my junior brother was formerly datin but now they r no more, my brother is now seriously involved wit another lady n is obviously leadin 2 marriage, i like d ex girl, she is cool, a graduate n she is also workin, i want to ask her out n likely marry her. I have asked her out she says she needs time to think over it, is over a week now n no response from her, am sure she is also thinkin abt d strange proposal. D question i want to ask is that am i really forkin up by askin her out, is it really a big deal or shd i 4get her. I n my girl jus broke up, her character drove me away. Let me hear ur views
Well, I foresee your brother continue from where he stopped if you eventually marry her. From time to time, he will be servicing her on your behalf.
Romance › Re: My Younger Brother Is In Love With A White Girl by andyanders: 7:29pm On Aug 12, 2013
berem: My younger brother met this white girl online for about 5 years now. They have been chatting, calling each other on phone and sending cards. My brother is 23 years and the white girl is 25 years. She's been so close to my family especially my mum and my siblings. I speak to her on phone and chat with her often. My brother has had the opportunity to speak to her family too.

Now what bothers me is that she wants my brother to come over to Canada where she lives. She's a Canadian by the way! My kid brother is still in 300 level in one of the universities in the east. She's been talking to my family to allow my brother come over to Canada. My brother is eager to go over to Canada and probably start a new life.

Everyone in the family seems confused whether to allow him go.
I just need advice because as the first born of the family, my decision is very important.

Dear friends, should my brother be allowed to go to Canada? No insults please! cry
Let the lady be asked to come visiting here before anything and he must stay here to complete his education before proceeding to Canada.
Canada is ok and pretty very difficult also as most of my friends had to relocate to the US
Romance › Re: She Does Not Want To Explore Sexually. What Do I Do by andyanders: 7:27pm On Aug 12, 2013
eze moses: Hi house. I really do not know which section to post this but it also includes matters of the heart as well so maybe this might be the correct section. Apologies if its the wrong one.

Now here is the story

I have this wonderful woman in my life and i love her so much. M planning on spending the rest of my life with her but she is just to uptight sometimes or maybe i am too demanding i do not know. I want us to try anal sex and she refuses and i am really craving for it. M i being selfish? will it harm her? if i force how would she see me? if i break up with her because of this how will she see me? i am confused. I love her and i thought it would be better to try things with her instead of paying a prostitute. Please be honest house. Do ladies allow this or must i go to a prostitute? how do other men handle such situations? This is serous please house i am not looking for unnecessary insults
Ramming your woman from the AZZZ? You must be gay hence you want to explore such ugly s3x style.
NYSC › Re: Please Advice A Corper Who Was Just Robbed Of N90,000 by andyanders: 4:06pm On Aug 11, 2013
xykms101: Heeya! Sorry my dear, just take a rope to the third mainland bridge, tie it around your neck and jump down.


...Just bcoz of 90k, you want to wake all your neighbours.

...Dat 1 na welcome party to lagos, next tym shine your eyez. This is lagos!
You are a useless person for telling the OP to go and hang himself because of 90k. You are wicked and inhuman and pray that you do not enter into a problem that will ruin your life forever.
Sports › Re: Mario Balotelli's Pet Pig 'Super' by andyanders: 12:10pm On Aug 11, 2013
This guy is sick and needs help. Madness indeed.
Celebrities › Re: Prince Uzoegwu's Photos (Late Goldie's Stylist) by andyanders: 7:54pm On Aug 10, 2013
You do not need a Suit Sayers to tell you that this guy is gay. If he likes it or not, he is one.
Celebrities › Re: Do You Remember Alex Okoroigwe aka ' Alex O' ? by andyanders: 6:19pm On Aug 10, 2013
adaobi123: Back to topic. The guy is cute. kiss

He looks like one of those black south Americans.
He is a true Ibo man my sister.
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Proposed To Lola Omotayo Because She Deserved It by andyanders: 11:56am On Aug 10, 2013
guonno: Peter is a disgrace to the igbo nation... Marry a yoruba girl? Tufiakwa, God forbid. An anambra man for that matter?
Wetin concern you if him marry Yoruba?
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Proposed To Lola Omotayo Because She Deserved It by andyanders: 11:45am On Aug 10, 2013
nyere84: Happy for them.

If only this my yeye boyfriend will look at Peter, and follow his foot steps.

Atleast, all the witches and wizards in my office and even on Niaraland will be put to shame.

#sad face#

Lola nnem, pls wisper to me, hw were you able to do this??
Na by sucking and licking the third leg.
Celebrities › Re: A Nairalander With Denrele by andyanders: 6:57am On Aug 10, 2013
I hope this nairalander, no open his bombom make this guy no enter.I go even fear this nairalander.
Autos › Re: A Nigerian Used 2001 Mode MAZDA 626 Le Forsale.............. by andyanders: 9:55pm On Aug 09, 2013
U are a joker. Wonder why you cannot advertise the prices of the cars you market.Have checked your posts and also how you write with capital letters puts any reasonable person off your posts.
Celebrities › Re: Joseph and Adaeze Yobo Share Workout Photos by andyanders: 9:24pm On Aug 09, 2013
Burger01: Wetin this guy wan turn his wife to? A female wresler! Yuck..

sad
Preparing her for the day she will turn him to a punching bag if money no dey.
Health › Re: The Dangers Of Drinking Soda, Energy Drinks, Coke Or Mineral Water by andyanders: 9:08pm On Aug 09, 2013
Most times, I take about 4 bottles a day. Na God hand life dey. Many things dey kill person. Oyibo that eats sugar like water never die. Wetin kill person na death. Though everything should be moderate but as far as life is concerend, that is ONLY in God's hands. For issues like sugar and soft drinks, Na God go save us. Nobi wetin dem write for paper.

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