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Autos › Re: Used Pajero Jeep For Sale At 450K by andyanders: 7:55pm On Dec 30, 2012
Do you mean say 450 naira or 450k? I wonderoooooooooooooooooooo.jeep
Family › Re: Mistakes Married Women (& Men) Make by andyanders: 5:36pm On Dec 30, 2012
Never go to bed with unsettled problems as it will end up tearing you apart and having you with heavy heart. Learn to discuss issues and settle before or during bed time.
Autos › Re: 9ja Used Camry 2.0 @ A Giveaway now For 270k by andyanders: 9:27pm On Dec 28, 2012
Since January, this car still here.Whats the problem with it? Need to know cos I have to get it for someone.just wondering.
Family › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage by andyanders: 6:04pm On Dec 28, 2012
I still think is only men with low self esteem that will request for a lady to get pregnant for him before marriage. Is children the only thing a woman or a man should get into relationship for? Hell No.
I hate to even think that some of we guys still think this way in this age. I believe that Beremi should advise her friend or sister to quit the so called relationship to a man who only thinks through his anus. No reasonable man will even dear to tell a woman that and if I see any of my sisters that a guy will tell that, I will have her bring the man and will instruct my sister to wee into his mouth so that he can feel the taste of a woman's urine. iddiottttttttt of a man like him.
Family › Re: Getting Pregnant Before Marriage by andyanders: 5:50pm On Dec 28, 2012
I think any man wanting her wife to get pregnant before marriage is a complete fool. What if she gets that pregnancy for him and they get married and later the child dies? Will the stupi-d man now send her away?

Is God that gives children and ONLY Him that knows what He will give you.
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Married In Nigeria! by andyanders: 8:39am On Dec 26, 2012
Baby, he already got a wife and no doubt about that. Though he wanna be funny and stu-pid with you for not been straight with you. Better decide what you guys want.either you keeping stroking and azzing yourselves or you quit. I know you knew what you better want hence you still love to be with him but for real, he already married and he doesnt want his wife to also know his pranks.
Politics › Re: Passenger Arrested With N71m At Lagos Airport. by andyanders: 10:40am On Dec 25, 2012
Knowledge9000: [b]If you declare, problem. If you refuse to declare, problem. What do you need my friend? Forget about all these lies about Bureau de change receipt and bank slip nonsense...they will ask for more. No be Naija we dey. They just want to cut share from it.

What do you think the Gentleman is taking such amount of money to China for if not for business? Who is so foolish to launder money to China...for what if not business.

Now, you people have to understand that, in Nigeria today, it is difficult to wire huge amount of money, virtually impossible and the limit for private individual from personal accounts is $10,000 a day( CBN stipulated this well over 7 yrs ago)except you have to open up a business/commercial account to wire more but still has limit and rigorous application for approval . The Gentleman figured out that as an individual with personal account, wiring upwards of $400,000 will take well over 80-90 days( 3 months) including wire downtime as wire takes at least 2-3 days and non working days(weekends & holidays). So he decided to do this and many business men/women going to China and Qatar do this.[/b]
You just said the gospel truth. Since he declared the money, what is there problem?
Nairaland General › Re: Wish A Nairalander(s) A Merry Xmas&prosperous New Year by andyanders: 10:29am On Dec 25, 2012
Marry XMAS to you all and may the blessings of God see you all through this festive period and secure you all with His wings. Remain blessed Nairalander(s)
To you Seun and your team, wishing you the best of luck and progress in keeping the light shining with your works
Romance › Re: Do You Consider Romance Not Involving Sex As Cheating? by andyanders: 10:58pm On Dec 24, 2012
omicron: k2039 I tend to agree with you, but in a case where a partner realised what /heshe was about to do before getting down to the real thing i.e, for e.g, in the middle of a kiss or even more she suddenly stood up, no longer willing to go on, and that was it, is that enough to consider as cheating too?
Pure cheating no matter how you look at it. Your friend's view, that nothing is wrong, is not right. Conceiving it alone in your heart is equally cheating. There are people who desire mare kissing and getting sexual satisfaction. There are people who pay money for someone to be making love while they look on and get sexual satisfaction. There are people who mare watch one making love and they will be watching and masturbating and reach orgasm.

So, sexual act alone is not even cheating as there are different ways/method of getting sexual satisfaction without getting direct intimacy.
Family › Re: My Lif Is Messed Up, Pls Help Me Big Brodas N Sis In This Forum! by andyanders: 10:28pm On Dec 24, 2012
ZackiGp: This is a true story of my life,pls i badly nid ur candid advice if u'l read this story, b4 i mak a graven mistake.
In d yr 2004,i met a gal who was 15yrs old nd i was 21yrs,we both fell in lov and started dating,we dated for 1yr witout sex cos she told me dat she didnt wnt it and i agreed cos i lov ha nd didnt wnt 2 hurt ha.
On 25th of dec 2005(xmas)i took ha 2 my friends place (dis is nt d 1st tym though),he excused us afta buying ha a bottle of malt,afta she took d malt we started kissin as usual nd i noticed she wasnt coperating,i had 2 complain nd told ha dat i wnted 2 c ha unclothedness 2 be sure she stil loves me,she refused initially afta a while she agreed to nd she did. we started kissin while she was stil naked,i got so engrossed nd aroused dat i inserted ma pi nis into ha nd made lov 2 ha.
This was d beginnin of everytin,she got up nd started misbehavin,she took bottles nd threw dem at me nd all dat,in a way i calmed ha down,ma frnd lata came nd we saw ha off(i gav ha bike fare).few hours lata, my sis calld me nd told me dat ha dad was lookn for me wit cutlass dat dis very gal of mine(my lov)told ha dad dat i raped ha,b4 i knew it police was involved wh i had 2 run away for 3mnths.my frnds wer arrested bt freed lata.my family begged nd begged,d dad insisted dat i must be jailed,God intervened,d case was dropped nd we paid ha family for damages(N20,000).
Afta den we didnt c until nw(2012);we met in a hosp,discussd wat happnd 2005,forgav each oda nd started dating again.
The problem am aving rt nw is d lif she lived afta 2005,she became so loosed,dated several guys,took drugs nd all sort of tins.she nw wnts me 2 marry ha,pls shd i? cos she is also pregnant for me .pls advice me an confuse rt nw. [[right][/right]
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[i][b]In fact you are not normal as there is nothing to advise you here. She is into drugs and is just good enough after what you went through. Marry her now since you have put her in a family way. There is no other advise than YOU MUST MARRY HER
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by andyanders: 10:13pm On Dec 24, 2012
Princess1982: I have never been vain about my looks but come on now you called me ugly. please you don't even believe that. In all my 30 years your the first man who has ever called me ugly.
Don't mind him -ik121,you are cute and good looking. Maybe we need to give him glasses to see in-between. From his write ups, you will agree with me that he is from a violent home where he learnt his attitude from. His father must have been a violent person to his mum hence he never see anything wrong in spitting on a human being-wife for that matter. Princess, if I were you, the best answer to a complete compound fool, is to ignore him.
Romance › Re: Your Most Embarassing Moment With Your Lover by andyanders: 9:57pm On Dec 24, 2012
CHINE55: I once went to see my girlfrend in her holstel,on getin dia i realised her roommates wia around and while waiting for them to oblige us the privacy we needed,she gave me her pictures and while i was watching i felt a bit uneasy and needed 2 fart.jux den i raised a portion of my ass to fart silently but i dint succeed as it sounded loudly and oozed afterwards dat her roomies had 2 leave.i dint believe i did such and i left in other to save my face.i know u all have embarasn mo's so share it lets hear
You must have been a lover of beans and useless food and your azzz no get control again. My brother that one wicked.
Politics › Re: Otedola In Trouble With Love Child’s Mum by andyanders: 9:52pm On Dec 24, 2012
pDude: A long time ago, Otedollar gave a girl belle. Now the girl (woman) wants her own share of the dollar using the pretence that she is searching for her daughter cheesy

Na the normal naija yama yama talk about you give me belle 30 yrs ago bla bla bla.
Your statement is not fair at all. What if this lady in question is your blood sister? How will you feel having your own blood child and you are been denied access to that child? It is only here in Nigeria that he can do that and get away with it. In developed countries, he will suffer it and pay through his nose. Nonsense Otedola and his pranks. The picture is there as a proof. The lady is not asking him money but to see her daughter.

Money cannot buy life. They must have used Ijebu juju to hypnotize the child and even brain wash her and show her another person as the mother.
Family › Re: My Husband Spits On My Face During Quarrels by andyanders: 9:12pm On Dec 24, 2012
tarababy: I have been married to my hubby for 5 years now.For the past two years anytime we have disagreement or quarrel,he would spit on my face.I have had a heart to heart discussion with him to stop this disgraceful habit and he promised to stop but still did it four days ago.

Even my mum came all the way from Nigeria to plead with him here in England to stop spitting on me. Anytime I call my mum about this matter,she would start crying saying my husband is laying a curse on me and nothing good will come out of me if he continues.

I am losing interest in this marriage because there is no hope that he would ever change.I do not think any normal man would spit on his dog,let alone his wife.
He says he sees me as a poo at that moment and that his why he does it.HE is the type that loses his temper easily and would do nasty thing,which he later regrets .He is a forty year old man,who has refused to grow up.

married and matured minds in the house, do you think am wasting my time with this man?
This is demonic as he is under the influence of a demon.No right thinking man will spit on his wife.
Your husband needs deliverance and if you can have your way if you are a christian and believe that a prophet will be able to deliver your husband, go to Synagogue Church of All Nations and your husband will be delivered and he will be a changed man. Please note that he is not acting on his own will but that of a demon and only deliverance will take him out of the cage.
It is a pity this is happening to you right now but note that your husband you are looking at is not doing this by his own will.something is behind this attitude hence he said, he sees you as a poo
Celebrities › Re: I-Go-Dye Gives Film Editor A BMW Z3 Convertible by andyanders: 3:55pm On Dec 24, 2012
True Love. God will give him more.
Romance › Re: Qualities Your Partner Must Have by andyanders: 3:42pm On Dec 24, 2012
Idowuogbo: Hold up! U just literally wen all toxic on d poster for no reason and u here telling me I write rubbish on people's post? Oh lawd! Blawdddy irony! Dis wan get terrestrial problem o! shocked It is well...U shall be saved from ur waraleptic seizures.merry Christmas! cool
Na grammar be that? U never get head cos u think with ur anus. You have head but u think with your legs hence all your responses.
Romance › Re: Qualities Your Partner Must Have by andyanders: 12:30pm On Dec 24, 2012
cumudie: Wetin concern u?if u no wan read am u pass am.
No mind Idowuigbo. He is sick and you can see that his job here is to write rubbish on people's post. sick animal.
Romance › Re: Qualities Your Partner Must Have by andyanders: 12:28pm On Dec 24, 2012
Idowuogbo: O ga gan o! Bros, so na leg dey determine if person go fine? Which breed of animal u b? undecided
Idowuogbo,me think say you b person and I never knew that you are a piece of wrought. So, you do not know what legs does to the body. You be mumu, ode.
Romance › Re: Qualities Your Partner Must Have by andyanders: 12:04pm On Dec 24, 2012
@Adaeze003(f)

I hope the legs displayed in your pic. enclosed is not yours because if it yours, then you must be an ugly lady and shouldn't be looking for any kind of quality from any man, rather, begging to be loved at all cost.

Na only beautiful and educated ladies with good character that will put up this topic. Go drink gari joo
Celebrities › Re: Klint Da Drunk Family Christmas Card by andyanders: 11:58am On Dec 24, 2012
lovely
Sports › Re: Osaze Proposed Himself As Eagles' Captain. by andyanders: 11:02am On Dec 24, 2012
texazzpete: How is this a 'bombshell'? Is there anything wrong in a player putting forward his name for the role of team captain?
A whole lot of things wrong my dear. You are to be chosen and not for you to impose yourself on the coach and your team mates. He must have good qualities that will stand him out among his fellow team mates.
Jokes Etc › Re: This Kind Of "Gbagaun" From A Nigerian Graduate! by andyanders: 9:00pm On Dec 23, 2012
doofanc: Where's d link to d original post?

I strongly suspect d writer was merely fooling around, trying to attract attention. Its easy to see deliberate mistakes
In fact, I see the truth in what you are saying. The op cannot substantiate whatever he posted here because he did not show the source. I still doubt this.
Politics › Re: Odili: How Jonathan Displaced Me As Yar’adua’s Running Mate by andyanders: 6:07pm On Dec 23, 2012
Because you are not locked up in the EFCC cell, that is why you Odili has guts to even write about yourself. We are aware you thief and should be ashamed of yourself.
Family › Re: The Mortal Body: Story Of My Child And Grand Mum by andyanders: 5:51pm On Dec 23, 2012
God, knows that his tomorrow is better and He above will heal him and remove every pain and let whatever pain he has gone through not come back and his days ahead will never know pain and sorrow and for God to give his parents the courage to forge ahead as sickness could be a way for God to bring us nearer to him and same God will heal your boy and remove sorrow from you and yours forever.
Christianity Etc › Re: Holy Ghost Congress A Political Congress - EX Pastor Of (RCCG), Bankole Solomon by andyanders: 5:43pm On Dec 23, 2012
gboss4sure: While he was there why didnt he say such. Please this man should tell us the truth on what he did and they chaste him out.
check your grammar. Is it chaste him out OR chased him out?
Christianity Etc › Re: Holy Ghost Congress A Political Congress - EX Pastor Of (RCCG), Bankole Solomon by andyanders: 5:00pm On Dec 23, 2012
If a man of God truly said that, he is demonic and sick. I am not a member of RCCG, but his comment is just that of envy and he should go and hang himself.
Sports › Re: Osaze Odemwingie Lashes Out At Keshi And NFF Over AFCON 2013 Exclusion by andyanders: 4:52pm On Dec 23, 2012
[quote author=all-out]His ranting won't change nada, I feel for him though cos age is not on his side and he might not get the opportunity to play again for the national team. I think he should just move on with his life.[/quote]Please, do not talk say age is against Osaze. He is even younger than 90% of those our well known eagles. He is born in Russia and he has a well documented record of his true age. If Osaxe was to be born here and grew up in Nigeria, he will be playing under 17 by now.

If we are talking of his current form, I think Keshi should have invited him, but for Keshi, he has his reasons. For Osaze, he talks too much and should be patient enough to allow the public talk for him.
If they do not want him to play for Nigeria,let him wish the country well and face your career cos that's where you have an employment and as a married man, he should be thinking of building his home than crying to play at all cost
Autos › Re: Clean Mercedez Benz C 200 For Sale @ Reduced Price 480k by andyanders: 9:07pm On Dec 22, 2012
Pixs not clear. Y not post clearer pix so that one can have an idea of what you are pricing.
Autos › Re: Very Clean And Nice Toyota Previa For Sale by andyanders: 9:00pm On Dec 22, 2012
I DEY LAUGH
Politics › Re: 15-year-old Girl Kidnapped In Gwarimpa, Abuja by andyanders: 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2012
This is wickedness and should be condemned. All these people kidnapping innocents children, may you and your generation be cursed and your wives never have children. None of your children shall bear children and your women and children if EVER will die with pregnancy. There shall be sorrow in your family and may painful death be the ONLY way you people will die.
Romance › Re: Why Are Men No Longer Pursuing Women? by andyanders: 9:08am On Dec 22, 2012
ChopUrMoni: [size=14pt]
Pleep... You sound like a very bitter and angry man. I dont know what women have done to hurt you so badly. Have 5 things to say to you.
1. PLEASE stop talking about religion because your mindset is far from godly... dont disgrace God like this please! God is neither condemning or judgmental.
2. If you choose not to be respectful then comment elsewhere please. I do not appreciated being called a whoar. I have done nothing to warrant that label.
3. Even if i were a gold digger or a whoar, what is it to youhuh
4. Even if you choose not to get married, remember that you have a mother and female relatives if you dont have sisters. Have some respect!

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You gave pleep the best answer to his attitude.
Politics › Re: NAFDAC Office In Oshodi Is On Fire by andyanders: 10:14pm On Dec 21, 2012
Maybe from the accounts section. Chop money burn office. Chikina

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