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Music/RadioRe: Wizkid & Chris Brown Performing In Ghana (Pictures) by Andyforte: 11:24pm On Mar 07, 2013
Illuminati things.
Car TalkRe: The New 6-wheel-drive Mercedes G63 AMG by Andyforte: 11:17pm On Mar 04, 2013
FREAKING AWESOMMMMME!!!! Father am rich in Jesus name. Nice concept y'all. Even ppl WEY no know anything about cars know say someghing done land. If them like, make them no repair Lagos Ibadan road. If them like make 20 trucks breakdown inside one pothole, we go climb hips of nonsense with am. As in, no weapon fashioned against us shall prosper. Oboe, Benz them know how to chop our money sha. As in Make them just chop Jo, just chop DEY go, just chop our money jare.... We don't care.
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Slums In The Usa by Andyforte: 11:34pm On Mar 03, 2013
Mbeki: more slums, they don't exist only in Nigeria
419er. That American flag was photoshopped into the picture. Look at the bottom of the pole.
PoliticsRe: Streetlights At Jibowu To Maryland Underpass On Ikorodu Road. Pics by Andyforte: 11:19pm On Mar 03, 2013
nnacent: Your statement is disgusting but unfortunately many share in your opinion. My question to u and your cohorts are these: 1.The Governnors dat do nothing in their states,what have u done to them. 2. could it be that u are an enemy of progress? 3. When there was no street lights there, where was ur voice.
finally my general advice to those who wud tink is rhis: Since we are almost helpless in the hands of useless leaders, lets try to encourage those who do the right thing.
My fiend cool off. There a lots of other governors doing the same in this same nigeria. If u don't know that go and read. A governor in the ph has a power grid system ready to deliver 24 hours uninterrupted power to Nigerians as we speak.

We have lived too long far below sea level that the water surface looks like heaven to us today. We should not now loose sight of what is co-measurate with our financial and intellectual capability. This nonsense has to end now. What we now expect from this governing generation is better technology, security, hard core solutions to traffic situations like underground tunnels and the likes. How long r we going to continue hovering over street and road repair with okada ban strategies?
PoliticsRe: Streetlights At Jibowu To Maryland Underpass On Ikorodu Road. Pics by Andyforte: 11:06pm On Mar 03, 2013
Dibiachukwu: Niggerians celebrating street lighting by a governor that is taxing poor people to bits. Does nothing to help poor people. Kills local businesses. Mortgages all their future to foreigners. A Governor that deports poor Nigerians from Nigeria, instead of creating opportunities for them. And some one is saying that Niggerians should vote this man as president. I no fit laugh!!!!!
I made that mistake before, can't dare make it again. Ppl only look at the surface, that governor is not it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian News Censors Michelle Obama’s Oscar Gown by Andyforte: 10:58pm On Mar 03, 2013
kalunomics: thank God almighty someone was able to think out of the box. Yet they call the believers 'deluded minds', when Americans are the real brainwashers. Hungry lions in sheep's clothing, yet the our elites(atheists and othe brainwashed fellows) see them as angels without impurity
U quickly take up this confused position because of ur hatred of america. U guys better go and read the real story of Osama. What u have here is incomplete.

Besides, Osama had a dirty dealing with a generation of government, why then kill innocent people?
IslamRe: Meat Inscribed With "Allah" In Arabic, Seen In UI by Andyforte: 10:30pm On Mar 03, 2013
How is this a miracle? U worship inanimate objects with inscriptions. But u kill humans who r in the image of God.
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Denrele Edun's Shoes & Hair by Andyforte: 8:56pm On Mar 03, 2013
Sagamite: Ah!

It is obivous you have never left Nigeria. And we see several of your type that cannot identify a gay person because of the limited environment/societies you have been exposed to.

Just make sure na you dey im back sha. No let am dey your back. grin
My fiend, shut up. Lol. How do u know he is gay? He and Charlie boy run the same show. Is Charlie boy gay? Think out of ur box. He looks a little femine, doesn't mean he is gay
CelebritiesRe: Armed Robbers Attack Denrele Edun's Family Home by Andyforte: 8:46pm On Mar 03, 2013
chingyjant: My friend not all Celebrities are rich.Being famous does not transend to being rich.
Don't mind the dummy. He is just another foolish materialistic Nigerian. Nigerians have bred a culture that only values money. So if the guy had money, the mumu would have probably sympathized. Since he doesn't, he is on his own.

We should be sad our celebrities r going through tough times. America celebrates its celebs. We cast and discourage what we have.
CelebritiesRe: Armed Robbers Attack Denrele Edun's Family Home by Andyforte: 8:39pm On Mar 03, 2013
Lumyboi: Too bad. Sowi abt dt nicca.
Btw do we rili need to knw abt ur ipad? I dnt tnk it was imp to say dat wotchu tnk? Naija sense. Hmmm
Na so. Make we know say u dey think. He had to say so so ud understand how he was able to post on twitter. Otherwise ppl would have thought he was kidding. Selfish Nigerian
CelebritiesRe: Armed Robbers Attack Denrele Edun's Family Home by Andyforte: 8:34pm On Mar 03, 2013
Cosmopolice: At his age he still lives with his dad and grandma. Wat a pity
Nigerians. We have a seriously selfish up bringing. The guy was attacked, their property stole. And lives almost take. And this is all u can say? If u were the one ud saying selfish Nigerians are. Abeg
Car TalkRe: Truck Accident At Idiroko Road, Ota Ogun State by Andyforte: 7:45pm On Mar 03, 2013
vision2050: Many accidents in Ogun State. Oluwa maje karin nijo tebi npa ona( Lord dont let us waka on the day wey road dey hungry). Amen
I thought I was the only one to notice. The level of wickedness and evil been perpetuated in ogun state is too much. That is why the accidents and deaths are out of control in that state. Thank God no one died in this incident.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Blames Okada For Damoche’s Murder by Andyforte: 10:39pm On Mar 02, 2013
U didn't even condemn the killers. Just went straight to okada. When things like this happen, what I expect u to do, o governor is to implement a strategy to expel cultism from the school. But noooo, it's okada. Accident between trailer and bus happen, it's okada. Fllood in lagos, is okada, Goldie die, is okada; fire guts tejuoso market, is okada.
CelebritiesRe: Kate Henshaw With David Cameron (UK Prime Minister) by Andyforte: 10:27pm On Mar 02, 2013
Nothing wrong with her Jo. Nothing do u Kate Kate. ..... Unless u r bringing back their horse meat., then we good. Cos anything wey spoil there, na naija e dey first land.
CelebritiesRe: Photos From The Candlelight Procession For Goldie by Andyforte: 10:19pm On Mar 02, 2013
Okija_juju: Morals are truly dead...


No respect for anything any more, even the dead...

See Denrele posing and smiling like he killed her.. It's supposed to be a sober event not a red carpet event..

See the other lady dressed in Black looking like a hooker..

Truly, we need to re-examine ourselves in this century. This is truly a pitiful sight to behold.
While its nice to be sober in the event of death, y do u Nigerians just love to give more respect to the dead than the living. U all tab and diss human beings while they are alive, just like u all blasted Goldie at big brov. Now she is dead, u wanna show her respect? Y do u guys love ppl dead so much? I no just understand, na winchcraft?
FamilyRe: Letting Your 4-Year-Old Son Live As A Girl... by Andyforte: 7:42pm On Mar 02, 2013
imotal: [color=#990000][/color] huh huh
This must be the new kind of terrorism that china and US have been talking about: "Cyber Terrorism"
FamilyRe: Letting Your 4-Year-Old Son Live As A Girl... by Andyforte: 7:34pm On Mar 02, 2013
When people r looking for male child. U recycle u own.
Music/RadioRe: Damino Damoche Shot Dead At LASU Gate by Andyforte: 11:33pm On Feb 28, 2013
Okija_juju: My take on this;

He was most likely a cult member.

This hit was definitely carried out by a rival gang as retribution for a sin he must have committed in the past.

I am surprised that he wasn't packing a gun himself as most marked men do.

Final year cult members who have a history are more likely to be killed.


Reminds me of a case in Rivers State years back when a final year student was killed immediately after he finished his defence. He had anticipated it and had stationed his crew around the hall, but the guys who came for him where hellbent on closing his file that day.. Got hit in the leg with a pump action and then was slowly and painstakingly hacked to pieces.



MORAL LESSON: The wages of sin is surely death.. There is a way that seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof is destruction.
You guys ought go stop this wages of sin is death bullshittt. Don't u know how to apply the Word of God? No body deserves to die like this. If u keep saying that u r justifying the killers instead asking for their punishment. I mean... It's like saying " the wages of sin is death. Well done guys. Thank you for doing God's word. God bless you guys. Thank for killing him"

Meanwhile everybody sins. Even u. Would u like to die nowhuh
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Successfully Tests Arrow 3 Missile Interceptor by Andyforte: 2:57am On Feb 27, 2013
ab1x: Nice development. I hope nija can emulate them in d near future
No way. We are still busy repairing roads and inaugurating street lights from yaba to Sango.
SportsRe: Chichi Igbo, A Lesbian Footballer In Denmark by Andyforte: 2:51am On Feb 27, 2013
Rexsul: Cn i stil b d man if i marry ds babe undecided
U will surely be the bytchh
Foreign AffairsRe: Iranian News Censors Michelle Obama’s Oscar Gown by Andyforte: 2:45am On Feb 27, 2013
They should go and sit down somewhere. Rubbish. How cares about their ugly Islamic opinions? Go and shut up and talk about how dangerous ur nuclear proliferation is to your country and ur neighbours. Confused bunch.
FamilyRe: Day I Impersonated A Police Officer. by Andyforte: 2:15am On Feb 27, 2013
U wanted to stop the act of gambling by gambling with ur neck. If real police catch u, no be 20 naira note go change hand.
PoliticsRe: Streetlights At Jibowu To Maryland Underpass On Ikorodu Road. Pics by Andyforte: 2:02am On Feb 27, 2013
Enough of this celebrationof mediocrity.
SportsRe: A Nigerian's Open Letter To Oscar Pistorius. by Andyforte: 6:51pm On Feb 24, 2013
ebamma: .Nigerians die every day due to bad roads but the op never write open letter give Presidency
Nepa dey take light every 30 minutes but the op never write open letter give phcn
Our judges are taking bribe and setting corrupt politcians free but the op never write open letter give National judicial council
#make we solve our problems first before trying to tell others how to solve their's
SA BIG BOYS NO FIT REACH AM FOR THIS SIDE. HIM NO WAN DIE. PPL WEY DEY TRY SOLVE OUR PROBLEM DEY DIE QUICK. SOMAKE WE PUT MOUTH FOR WHERE WE DEY SAFE. U FEEL ME? AFTER ALL, IF THE BOBO WRITE TO CORRUPT JUDGE OR GOVT OFFICIAL DEY YAN HIM OWN, BY D TIME WEY THEM BEGIN ANSWER AM, U GO HELP AMhuh When him disappear, never to post again, u go know? U go even remember?

OP thank u jare. Oscar precarious DEY craze. Abeg help us write letter to Iran president jare. The guy dey mad.
PoliticsRe: Religious Crisis In Wukari, Taraba State!!! by Andyforte: 1:58pm On Feb 24, 2013
Ajpharm: Even if we go back to our roots. There will still be violence. Violence is a personal thing, a thing of the mind. Whether you are a xtian or muslim, you act the way you do on a personal basis.
Agreed. The most divisive ppl in this world r Nigerians. I think it's becos the culture of selfishness we have cultured for so long. if we r not fighting another country, we would divide on north and south. if there r not northern/ southern issue to drag, we divide along tribal lines. If no tri al issues at hand, then we go on factions, like the opc factions. Otherwise it's along family lines. It just goes on.
CrimeRe: Navy Officer Murdered By His Jealous Brother In Lagos by Andyforte: 1:31pm On Feb 24, 2013
Just jejely send the guy to meet his 70virgins. Since there r no more siblings to kill, any innocent by stander would be next.
CrimeRe: Most Wanted Nigerian Fraudster Arrested In Sydney by Andyforte: 1:00pm On Feb 24, 2013
Positiveminds: Lesson: Live responsibly. Crime never pays.
Well we hoe they r leaning that lesson. because the only lesson stories like this teach awon boys is '"if I had the op, I will never squander or attract attention'
CrimeRe: Most Wanted Nigerian Fraudster Arrested In Sydney by Andyforte: 12:53pm On Feb 24, 2013
Mumu. Intelligent dundy. Whereas those who play only once are unfortunately caught immediately, u had the grace of doing runs for so long, u didn't have to common sense to relocate n channel ur stolen fortune to good use. Couldn't even lay low and begin a better life. Pls go to jail. Intelligent mumu.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo And Tinubu: Who Is A Better Leader? by Andyforte: 3:56pm On Feb 22, 2013
Ah ah is this a trick question? Pls don't put obj on that level Abeg. Even though obj ain't the best we got but, common bro. U can't compare. I can write a whole book on that shittt. Meanwhile tinubu is too tribalistic amongst other things. I like him though. But obj is. Maybe u should compare obj with IBB. Then I'd tell u IBB IS BETTER.
PoliticsRe: Policemen & Soldiers In A Gun-battle At Dongoyaro In Bauchi by Andyforte: 5:07pm On Feb 21, 2013
ITbomb: Very disappointed.
I opened this topic just to see the number of dead men on both side and you are here tellin me they are doing meeting .
They were not shooting st themselves. They were showing off.their fire power.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures Of Nigerian Roadside Prostitutes In Italy by Andyforte: 6:38am On Feb 21, 2013
redsun: Life goes on. Most of those bttchis have mansions and parked benzes in Benin and whereever come from and seen as life savers by their people who relies on th for their own livelihood.

The ignorants and the unfortunate strains to live,they don't have much options.
U don't know that for sure. This is the result of "now" mentality

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