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CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus At A Swimming Pool (Picture) by Andyforte: 10:28pm On May 24, 2013
Hot and sexyhuh She looks like the Michelin tyre character. Abeg o
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Replies Buhari's Call For Jonathan's Resignation by Andyforte: 10:25pm On May 24, 2013
I think this response to Buhari was too lenient. When u reply that lame fool u don't choose words carefully. He ignited a fire sat down there to tell the ppl working to quench it to resign. This old cattle rearer, never send these hopeless messages to us again. U hear!
CrimeRe: Prostitutes Strip Jehovah’s Witnesses In Delta. by Andyforte: 10:16pm On May 24, 2013
Na real HARLOT them be. Poor Jehovah's Witnesses. Persecuted for righteousness sake.
PoliticsRe: ACF - Force Will Not Stop Boko-Haram by Andyforte: 12:56am On May 20, 2013
Act leaders are mostly Muslims. Truth go soon bosi. Make we DEY look
Foreign AffairsRe: Witches Allowed Maximum Of 150m Flying Altitude In Swaziland by Andyforte: 11:28pm On May 15, 2013
Lol. Na wa . Do they have their own airstrip in Swaziland?

Ian jus DEY wonder. As e go be, whether d control tower go call out "psssst! Iya Aje 009, proceed to the Tarmac for take off" iya Aje go come respond, "roger that, control. Initiating scram jet sequence. Ayayayayayayayaya eeeeeeeeeeee"
PoliticsRe: ACN Condemns Declaration Of State of Emergency! by Andyforte:
They have been secretly funding boko haram so they feel it would be over sooner then they thought. They onlu love to criticize but never offer a solution. Big fool ACN, how did the Americans handle Islamic terrorism? How did UK handle it? How is terrorism handled the world over? How do u propose we handle it. By voting out Jonathan. ACN has no sensible direction. N should not be allowed to rule this nation.
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Kills CAN’s Borno Secretary Minutes After GEJ Broadcast by Andyforte: 10:43pm On May 15, 2013
If Muslims cannot respond to this barbarism, then we should send them a strong message. They sit there quiet lying to us n denying their connections with this sect, pushing stupid reasonings that its a political set up. Bloody lies. How r they funded? Are u saying Muslims don't share in their dream of an Islamic state in Nigeria? Do u think they r not sympathetic to the cause of these evil fools?

It's time we do what we must do. If they r not involved then they should take it seriously n sto these fool cause they can.
FoodRe: A Male Nairalander Cooking Jollof Rice by Andyforte: 8:29pm On May 11, 2013
Lol. See the fire on that stove. Ur title suppose be "burning hollow rice." I so hate stoves. Just couldn't handle the smoke after u blow it out. It blackens the walls n can kill.
IslamRe: The Difference Between "Islam" And A "Muslim" by Andyforte: 8:21pm On May 11, 2013
Like telling me to know Nigeria, not Nigerians. Does that make sense? If no single Muslim can manifest the content of the scripture, then of what use is studying it to see for ourselves? Because, from what uve just pointed out, we'd become Muslims once again n the cycle continues, with us telling others "know Islam, not Muslims.

Guy, a tire. There is nothing u won't come up with.
PoliticsRe: Keke-Napep Banned From Lagos Major Highways by Andyforte: 8:04pm On May 11, 2013
After this one, na BMW, Kawasaki n Dayton powered bike, then Volkswagen beetle. Next will be Kia Picanto. For those of u wearing bathroom slippers on our major roads, u were already banned since independence.
CareerRe: Mike Adenuga Walks-Out On Glo Staff At Birthday Bash by Andyforte: 6:58am On May 05, 2013
The man could have health problems and that could have been triggered by the noise, the surprise or the emotion of the moment.
IslamRe: How Muslims Can Teach Non-Muslims About Islam by Andyforte: 8:53am On May 04, 2013
We don't want to learn pls. We have seen enough
PoliticsRe: Boy Tries To Set Mosque Ablaze In Abuja by Andyforte: 4:15pm On Apr 21, 2013
I no blame the poor guy, him don tire to hear gibberish early in the morning when him DEY sleep.
FamilyRe: 20-year-old Nigerian & His 65-year-old American Wife (Pictures) by Andyforte: 6:04am On Apr 15, 2013
Nigerians too like money
IslamRe: MEND Threatens To Bomb Mosques & Assasinate Imams by Andyforte: 6:00am On Apr 15, 2013
Now we are talking. MEND IS FINALY OPENED SHOP. Pls all hate messengers
CelebritiesRe: Janet Jackson Converts To Islam, Quits Music by Andyforte: 11:54am On Apr 07, 2013
Yeah right. Soon as the celebrity marriage crashes by next month, shed be back
Christianity EtcRe: Patrick Obahiagbon's Easter Message To Nigerians! by Andyforte: 10:11pm On Apr 01, 2013
I have been reading the this for 3 days now. Still having finished. Am on the fifth word.
FamilyRe: 107-Year-old Woman Seeks First Husband by Andyforte: 9:40pm On Apr 01, 2013
All those choice wey like to pose and form say nothing dey happen..... Na so e go be o. Una go regret when it's too late. So start thinking now.
Foreign AffairsRe: Russia Criticises US Bomber Flights Near North Korea by Andyforte: 9:36pm On Apr 01, 2013
tevinsolt: I've been reading the news about all the tension going on and all, the U.S and it's citizens are underestimating North Korea. what if they have a secret weapon that is not known to the outside world, at this point you can't to rule out any possibilities. the same thing that happened in Vietnam, might happen again.
Whatever, they sha need money to go to war and they ain't gat none. Instead of using the available resources to feed their ppl and better their lives, they are spending the little they have on weapons. Abi dem dey market to smaller nations and terrorists? As e be say the only commodity wey dem get na weapons of mass destruction.
Music/RadioRe: D'banj - Don't Tell Me Nonsense by Andyforte: 7:17am On Mar 31, 2013
doppler777: Hmmmmm....nice beat,but the lyrics are good enough for the touts.Gone are the dayz of "e gba oju e"
Because majority of Nigerian fans like nonsense. Sing highly constructed lyrics and I won't sell. Sing nonsense, and be celebrated
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by Andyforte: 10:47pm On Mar 30, 2013
loswhite: iraq has nuclear capabilities!Which planet u cum frm com?
Muslims and American haters just love to dream useless dreams. And they will speak it out boldly too. Delusions
Foreign AffairsRe: North-Korea Prepares Rockets To Target USA by Andyforte: 10:44pm On Mar 30, 2013
I am tired of North Korean and their rubbish. They successful test nuclear explosion and now they are feeling like they have arrived. They don't even have the capability to mount weaponized nuclear material on a warhead, they can't even deliver weapons further than their neighbors yard. They r jus like making noise like those useless touts at the bus stop in Lagos. They can't even dream of the mistake of taking on South Korea
TV/MoviesRe: Oga On Top Movie Poster by Andyforte: 4:43pm On Mar 30, 2013
Very uncreative and I know it won't even be work 2seconds of my time.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Urges For Dialogue With Islam by Andyforte: 11:47pm On Mar 23, 2013
No one can have a dialogue with Islam. It's just a waste of time and foolishness. And someone here is asking me to study it for myself.
PoliticsRe: Did Chinua Achebe Actually Do Anything To Promote Development In Nigeria? by Andyforte: 11:12pm On Mar 23, 2013
Eko Ile: lol @ he didn't involved himself directly. That bigoted and mean spirited old man involved himself in the most profound and pronounced way than any nigerian with his hateful book. He single handedly erased the gains we've made, he even poisoned the minds of many generations unborn who are destined to read that hate and bigotry book.

The man did too much damage because of hate and personal bitterness.
You r just deceiving yourself.
PoliticsRe: Did Chinua Achebe Actually Do Anything To Promote Development In Nigeria? by Andyforte: 11:09pm On Mar 23, 2013
talktimi: We all know the most tribalistic and bigoted group in this country but they are the ones who blame others the most for these same things. I dey laff dem
Abi
PoliticsRe: Did Chinua Achebe Actually Do Anything To Promote Development In Nigeria? by Andyforte: 11:08pm On Mar 23, 2013
dayokanu: Ojuku was already sleeping with Bianca when she was under aged he only waited to formally marry her.
Before I call u a big fool, let me first ask u for the validity of that statement.
PoliticsRe: Did Chinua Achebe Actually Do Anything To Promote Development In Nigeria? by Andyforte: 11:01pm On Mar 23, 2013
This poster has a serious problem with thinking.

He claims the renown icon did nothing but point out the problems. Isn't that what any common sense we person who isn't a politician would do? The problems he pointed out did u and ur folks listen. As though he knew he would be going soon he left u more to brood on, you haven't read it yet u ask annoying questions.

What has anybody done? What have u done? What has ur father done? What did his father before him do? What did obj, abiola, abubakar, marwa, sultan of sokoto, or any politician done for this nation? What have u done?

U must be blind !!
PhonesRe: MTN Fined N90M For Poor Services by Andyforte: 2:29am On Mar 23, 2013
Pls abeg. Suspend them even. They sell virtual quality connection through ground breaking promos but hardly offer sensible mobile services
PoliticsRe: Islamic Banking Is Illegal - Court by Andyforte: 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2013
gidiMonsta: Islamic banking again? I tire for this islamophobists oo.

The Judge's statement is very flawed and if he had ruled in favour of Godwin, the CBN would have had the judgement easily thrown out at the Supreme Court. The judge knows this hence his locus standii excuse, there is no law that states that the CBN cannot issue a license to a bank to run Islamic banking.

I don't know what all the fuss is about, heck! There are Church-owned Universities in Nigeria that forces all students to take bible study classes, is that NUC approved?

Nigeria is a secular state, where you're free to practice ur religion as long as it doesn't infringe on others, so unless someone can tell me how Islamic banking affects you now and not some conspiracy crap, y'all can stop making noise and let's move on to more pressing issues.
I have come to know Islam to be very controlling and imposing. I expect clerics to manipulate the existence of Islamic banking to frustrate non Muslims and see it as a license to evade other forms of Nigerian life and infringe on people' s rights.
Foreign AffairsRe: China Is World's Fifth Arms Exporter by Andyforte: 5:11pm On Mar 19, 2013
♚ƒԐLis-c∆tus:
There is no African country on any of the lists.
It's like they are not interested in buying and selling arms.
African doesn't need to buy or import arms. When war is fought and done, the weapon scraps are scavenged, cleaned up n dumped in Africa

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