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Business / Re: Can A Customer Sue Bank For Undeposited Money Lost During Bank Robbery? by Andyforte: 8:36pm On Jan 01, 2014
So what if u find urself in a long queue waiting for hours just to deposit like that annoying bank called Gtbank?
Technology Market / Re: FAKE Samsung Galaxy S4 Is All Over Ikeja....don't Be SCAMMED!!! by Andyforte: 8:12pm On Jan 01, 2014
Bandit C.:
Isn't Samsung a korean company. What is with the "fake" korean remarks?

Or are there now two Samsung companies in Korea, one real and one fake?

My guy, the fake Samsung you bought isn't from Korea but China.

Next time, learn how to read phone specs properly to even understand what you are attempting to buy.

I don't know about Nigeria but all mobile phone retailers always have an exemplar of the phones they sell on display for customers so that they can go through it before purchasing.

If they display something different from what customers receive in sealed packets, then it's a crime.

Samsung is Japanese
Politics / Re: Boko-Haram Gunmen Kill 12 At Wedding Party.... DEAD HUMANS [PHOTO] by Andyforte: 11:46pm On Dec 31, 2013
Idoma Likita: I don't pity the Xtian communities in Borno this time around, when their muslim counterparts are forming Civilian JTF to protect themselves and share info(which drove BH out of maiduguri town), my Xtian brothers who walk around with a BIG ROUND TARGET MARK behind their backs choose to sit idly to wait for the most UNRELIABLE Security Outfit in the world to come and protect them!
Oya na! They've protected you!
They should ask Plateau people how the STF protected them against Fulani attacks or Agatu people how the Soldiers deployed there RESPOND PROMPTLY when fulani mercenaries invade!

It is a War! Any Stranger is a Potential Hostile until proven otherwise!
Waiting for JTF to come and Screen your guests for you! Ok na!

R.I.P to the dead jare and happy New Year to all NLs in advance!


Guy e tire me. The kind of nonchalance and indifference Christians display is so pathetic. If you are going to even have a wedding in an open place in thr north, y not create a security zone and deploy armed security at least for the event or even go to an enclosed venue?

Abeg I tire jare. Always acting like sitting ducks
Fashion / Re: Bras Actually Make Breasts "Saggier" by Andyforte: 7:46am On Dec 24, 2013
Una dey tell women for Lagos? Na trouble una dey find.
Politics / Re: APC Is Not A Progressive Party: Femi Falana, Aturu. by Andyforte: 8:22pm On Dec 21, 2013
I hate PDP. But my deep seated hatred for APC makes me fall in love with PDP.

APC reeks of corruption, diabolism, vision lessens, wickedness n death. Nigerians, Be smart. U have suffered enough.

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo's First Wife Wrote A Book About Him by Andyforte: 8:11pm On Dec 21, 2013
Hahaha. Objjjjjj.... I dey laugh oooo.

Life is a circle. What u gave to others comes around to get u. Wether they be lies or not, u can feel the force of gossip.

Enjoy ol' man. Enjoy.
Travel / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do On Airplanes by Andyforte: 2:40pm On Dec 21, 2013
Ada Nri1: This last journey I saw a lot of people drinking little bottles of wine and requesting more food from the cabin crew. What actually annoys me about flying is the fact that I travel with little kids but the passengers in front of me recline their seats so much that my kids have to be squeezed.
When you politely as them they'll tell you to recline yours too, that it's their right. It's not about right it's about consideration! These have all been
Nigerians. The only passenger who didn't recline his seat when he saw my girls was a white man

Eya. I know how u must have felt. Nigerians are one of the most selfish people in the world.

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Politics / Re: Another Occupy Nigeria Protester Killed In Gasau, Zamfara? by Andyforte: 8:48am On Oct 19, 2013
If na Hausa man dey power now and na ibo dem dey kill, the whole indigbos in the house will come out and start ranting how it is their own people the police men are intentionally targetting.

Now jonah dey killl Muslims in Kwara and Zamfara, NOBODY talk oh!

Una no well. Na so una dey do. Una go dey deceive una self and una go come take una selves seriously. Tomorrow now una go go bomb church kill 100 ppl come talk day Jonathan kill one Muslim.

Dunce
Politics / Re: Ojukwu Was Forced To Defend His People, Says Tinubu by Andyforte: 8:41am On Oct 19, 2013
Nonsense speech. Ojukwu was all u said and more. We didn't have to hear it from u. These APC ppl are so deceptive. All his life no single one of u spoke his achievements until he was 6 foot under. After u repatriated the souls he fought for n allowed that moronic FFK to go on his stupid rampage.

Did u reinstate and compensate the ibos u repatriated to the east? Or do u want us to setlle for cheap apologies?
Politics / Re: Oshiomhole To Jonathan: Forget About National Conference by Andyforte: 8:18am On Oct 19, 2013
Is oshiomole telling us that if we managed to get the youth to work the divisions and reasons for most of the conflicts and violence ravaging the country will end? Nigeria is a time bomb, just waiting to happen. Most likely 2014, whether Jonathan wins or not.

Abeg national conference abeg . APC ppl should stop disturbing this country with their useless opinions and criticisms. Ashiomole should hold a conference in his state for youth development. APC SHOULD HOLD A CONFERENCE IN THEIR RESPECTIVE OR COLLECTIVE STATES FOR YOUTH DEVELOPMENT AND STOP SOWING USELESS SENTIMENTS THAT MAKE YOUTH LAZY n unruly
Health / Re: 30 Ways To Protect Your Sperm By Prof. Oladapo Ashiru by Andyforte: 8:06am On Oct 19, 2013
Na Im be say person go go hide inside cupboard until time for reproduction. The 30 things na everyday life for Lagos na
Sports / Re: Funds Approved For Nigeria’s Contingent To Ethiopia by Andyforte: 11:35pm On Oct 06, 2013
There was a particular country, am not sure which again. They pulled out of a major soccer event citing problems at home including education and amenities.

I think that is thoughtfulness and responsibility. We can't be having fun when we are not having fun.
Politics / Re: Tinubu- Planned National Conference Is Deceptive & Diversionary by Andyforte: 7:35pm On Oct 06, 2013
Really don't like anything about Tinubu and his party. Horrible set of individuals. Noisy, over political and always contrary.

Anyway, I am for this conference n I think it's a selfless n right thing to do before the elections. Let the elections be postponed indefinitely if they like. Because no matter the outcome of that election, idiots will rip this country apart.

Don't mind ripping this country apart but I just want to see any body's blood.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Australian Painter Who Draws Images With His joystick (pricasso) by Andyforte: 8:58pm On Oct 05, 2013
After I read this one, I just know say time do reach. I don pack some of my valuable things, dey wait. The second coming go soon happen. Make we dey go...... Abeg.
Health / Re: Kpomo Sellers Arrested In Sapele For Using Embalming Fluid To Fatten Kpomo by Andyforte: 4:41pm On Sep 19, 2013
Blendy77: Someone made a statement on the facebook page that these people dont look like people under arrest. That its possible they just sat in front of their house waiting for customers. How come there is no media source except a photograph from facebook. Looking at this picture critically, the comment actully made sense. No police, no chains, just women sitting down in front of basins of kpomo. Poster please provide us with source because a matter as serious as this should be in the press by now.

Except this is their happy face, they look they have bring caught. They look like they are about to say its the devils work
Religion / Re: Curse And Blessing; How Effective Are They? by Andyforte: 11:09am On Sep 15, 2013
A curse can be effective but not just from anyone. The one who curses must have a spiritual authourity or superiority over his target for it to work. Otherwise he is just wasting his time. Also there most be some form of spiritual force behind the one who curses otherwise he is just wasting his time.

From my own experience, I have seen ppl who tried to curse me suffer their own curse. Not once not twice. They keep suffering not knowing y and they keep cursing.

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Family / Re: Twins Born In Spain Joined Hands After Birth by Andyforte: 3:44pm On Jul 10, 2013
Detach their hands damn it. Cant u see blood isn't flowing in their hands? What. ...?

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Politics / Re: Arewa Youths Caution Buhari Over Inciting Statements by Andyforte: 6:56am On Jun 13, 2013
Excellent piece by the area youths. If I could somehow send a message to them, then hear this: I am proud of your group and I know u stand for a just cause. Pls keep it up.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Non-Muslim Terrorists Get Little Press Coverage? by Andyforte: 6:31am On Jun 13, 2013
The guy must have been listening to Muslim clerics and his mind got upset and warped.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Non-Muslim Terrorists Get Little Press Coverage? by Andyforte: 10:41pm On Jun 12, 2013
The guy must have listened to a Muslim cleric by mistake.
Fashion / Re: Why Are Second-hand Clothes Called Okrika In Nigeria by Andyforte: 10:36pm On Jun 12, 2013
Why them dey call am okrika?

Wait wait. Wait. I can not categorically explain anything now. I don't want to say the reason now before my oga at the top will say another thing. Just send me a mail at www.okrika. ....daz all!
Fashion / Re: Woman Gets 16-Inch Waist By Sleeping In A Corset For 3 Years by Andyforte: 3:39am On Jun 12, 2013
Hour glass woman.
Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Share Photos Of Her Cars On Instagram by Andyforte: 10:53pm On Jun 03, 2013
How come she is on the cars and not in the cars? Where owners usually pose for shots?
Politics / Re: Narcotic Drugs, Condoms Found In Boko-Haram Camps. by Andyforte: 10:49pm On Jun 03, 2013
They did it all in the name of Allah. They broke in to banks, stole, killed children, and now this.
Music/Radio / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Release 'Sheba' With Solid Star by Andyforte: 10:34pm On Jun 03, 2013
To to dikeh pls na. Pls am begging u. We surrender. U can sing. We don gree. Don't do this to us one more time. We Neva recover from the last release. Am still de worming myself since that time.
Politics / Re: US Offers $23m For Boko-Haram Leader, Shekau, 4 Others by Andyforte: 10:30pm On Jun 03, 2013
Iya o. Awon ppl. Ise ti DEY. Lets go there!
Politics / Re: British-born Michael Adeboloja Labelled A Nigerian: Why? by Andyforte: 9:55am On May 25, 2013
Story Pastor kun. Story. He is a freaking Nigeria and of the Islamic order. Even if u ere not told he is a Nigerian wouldn't u know? If he did well like those whom you listed as Nigerians wouldn't you also say he is a Nigerian. Pls we do not like self deceit just because we happen to be Nigerians. You accuse the British for the same behavior you manifest.

Pls don't embarrass yourselves. That he was born in Britain doesn't make him a non Nigerian.
Politics / Re: MEND Calls-Off Planned Attack On Muslims, Mosques by Andyforte: 9:49am On May 25, 2013
We know MEND is not toothless and neither are they cowards. MEND is not a senseless group like boko haram who do not have an inkling of reason inside their collective skulls.

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Things Muslim Communities Can Do To Curb Extremism by Andyforte: 10:52pm On May 24, 2013
U guys keep saying Islam is a religion of peace. It's not enough to just say so. Tell us why it is a religion of peace n why inspite of it, ppl die daily by it.
Politics / Re: Governors In State Of Emergency Lose Power by Andyforte: 10:36pm On May 24, 2013
They will learn to keep their house in otrder nex time.

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