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In little Toyin's voice at LTV's Xmas party**


I want to send a shoutout to dachaste, yourmain, estharfabian, dr. Goodheart, kingtom and the entire Nairaland family. I wish u all a happy xmas and a merry new year.

And here I was thinking my school fees was way too much then.

Hahaha, it's a farce bro. Just ignore it.

Or you can send it if you wish.

YourMain:
My real lips ke where ?!

Lol. Right there in your diary. They haven't changed over the years though.

YourMain:

I'm seeing your real lips, not the smiley. #winks

I hope LIE Mohammed is reading this.

YourMain:
No oo definitely your tongue

Anything u say ma'am

YourMain:
Hahaha I agree.

Why are you cutting off your tongue oo

Lol, I think u meant your tongue.

YourMain:
Lol well I've no problem with being alone. But I get what you mean

Nah, me too. If you can't be happy alone, then you can't be happy with someone.


** cuts tongue off **

YourMain:
You are welcome!

Ehmmm I think sometimes you realise people you love are no good for you. In my opinion that's the worst kind of heartbreak. Cause you're forced to choose between having to make this person happy and yourself unhappy or choosing to love them from afar. And loving them while they move on with their life... It's the worst.

I sure can relate to that.

The defining moment is when you realize you have to start all over again... This time, alone.

YourMain:
No!!!!!! You may not. You may never
My night was awesome and yourself ?
And you may ask if you wish

Lolz, feisty.

Had a swell night, thank you.
Ok, since you asked for it, you may as well relate it to me. G'mrng

emusmith:
How do you know a girl who loves you then? That could be my next thread...

Patiently waiting for it. G'mrng

YourMain:
I have...

I'm tempted to ask for details. How was ur night?

And, may I call u "afaridan"?

YourMain:
Agree!

You ever been hrtbroken?

dachaste:
ooooooh sori deawie .



mine wasnt funny. have been frying since mornin.just finished



ah guess I wouldn't have minded trading places

Tnx sweet.

Frying? Our xmas goat?

dachaste:
lols. ok oh.


howdy dear

Bored as hell love. How was ur day?

Hehehe, my senator has spoken. Lalasticlala, i dey hail oo!!

Do i get extra benefits also?

Well, he's not exactly on the big side so....

Feck it, i don't like him but give honour to whom it's due.

Is it just me or did anyone else notice the interviewer's perverted personality?

Wow! Epic reply by Reno Omokri **standing ovation**.


APC still playing opposition even while in power. I get the feeling for the next four years they'll only complete the projects GEJ started (if them go fit), blame his government, go on with-hunts and apportion more blames

Acute konjivitis!! dachaste cm n see o.

Really? Soon they'll blame GEJ for Bubu's junketeering!!

Chris Daughtry - Life after you

Enya's May it be, Westlife's Unbreakable, R.kelly's turn back the hands of time, Christina Perri's a thousand years.

They leave me emotional.

YourMain:
Everyone knows boy code 101.

You cannot try your friends girl.

And if she's flirting with you while she's with him, she's going to flirt with another while she's with you.

God bless you sweerie. You got the code wrong though. It's boy's code 001.

;DI don't blame the boyfriend. Remember;


"Having a female as a best friend is like having a chicken as a pet, you'll eat it someday"

What I dnt get is when Op became a property to be owned or that is up for grabs :-/

Estharfabian:
Hmmmmmm...


I don't know how to reply this...Like should I say "Hmmer?" Or something??

my thoughts too. Also add "K" or "Kk". Not forgetting "Orhh" wahdahfeek does it mean

Honestly, your eyes are opened already. She get offence plenty oo. My 2 kobo, if you can't take it, you drop it like it's hot!!

dachaste:
Ok. Na which kind cake u want self? Bean cake(akara) abi groundnut cake(kuli. Kuli) abi soyabean cake( awara) abi Wch one. Cos I don confuse oh.




Lolz

Hehehe, as u don say make i choose na, chocolate cake go do. G'evng.