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I'm not a fan of military punishment but nothwithstanding, when a child needs to be smacked, smack him!! The parents apparently failed to nip this in the bud when the child was growing up. Since the child is violent, a violent approach is not an option. They should just withdraw his benefits and keep their rooms under lock and key (cos he'll resort to stealing). And if the child commits "breaking and entering" the police is always ur friend (desperate situations require desperate measures).

dachaste:
Ur blood dey hot naw. Xmas Neva even reach haba.






Buh seriously I no even know say dem dey bake cake for xmas oh, jus zobo, kunu and rice. Lolz

Tah!! Zobo and kunu ke? Gimme just rice, as for d cake, i don give you grace of 3days.

I'm late, but better late than never. I for like call names oo, but 1 million plus monickers no be small thing. So, to everyone who made NLand possible, the good, bad n ugly, I WISH Y'ALL A WONDERFUL XMAS. Stay safe and remember Christ is the reason for the season.

dachaste:


I wanna wish Andykruiz, DarlingtonIIV, Uglybuthandsome (wonder where the hell u went to), Nemzyseries(tis been a while), Admiralty616(Ghokes lols), Lawrence358(its anyss) and primeministerr A wonderful xmas celebrations.




May good tidings abide on your abode. And may the season give u reasons for ceasing graced puddings. IJN

Amen and amen. Wish u the very best the season has to offer. BTW, whr my xmas cake?

likila:
Not the snake charmer general who kill 1000 innocent,prayerful, hardworking Nigerians because he want to pass road.

Abi, Burutai or what's his name again?

Now, that's a hero.

Bros, y you wan bury yaself before you die na? You don't even know if she is doing it or not.

Estharfabian:
Uh...Why not All the time sef...

Why else would I be giggling to their Ridiculously Boring Jokes? Part of female Wooing Jaweh...

This geh sef! I said it.

We all know how dirty a game politics is but this man keeps playing with palm oil in his white jalamia. It's only a matter of time before he gets stained that is if he isn't stained already self

silvermania:
Indomie n Pepsi will be using Style dey insult Nigerians
.....1st it was Indomie hungry Man size.
N now pepsi Long throat bottle.
.
Very soon we Will b seeing
Gala " ole size"
chin chin "olojukokoro pack"
Egg row "awuff size"
Lacasara " thief bottle"
Biscuit. "olonje iya size"
Bobo juice "overbele full pikin"
Fanmilk agboro size...
Dis people ehn hmmmm !!!Seasons Greetings!!!!

Guy u dy vex oo! Hahahahahaha

AhmadMind:

You are TOAST.... there is a REASON why they all "Accidentally" SEE YOU and Come for TeSt RuN....

2 things to note

1)
--->> #BallPassingGalore ....they are passing the ball, but you can ...... reduce the number to ONLY the Boss-->>

--->> #I Only "Do the Boss"........Quickly drop the Lower Level guys and keep only ... The BIG BOSS!



2)
Next step will be to skilfully kick the Biggest Boss by

--->>> #Expose The F**king Boss......accidentally showing up in his Local Community Function...Like his Church where he is respected...

You might even penetrate a circle that will cause him to "Drop you"like a Hot Potato!

Lol. If you were a lady, i'ld have asked if you've been in this situation before.

schumastic:
sleep till you own the company, then you can retire from sleeping with them

Epic reply. What does she needs our advice for anyway?

Uhm, can you explain the "numbers" ish a lil' more?

True words Piers, you spoke my mind. Roman should at the very least have left him till February ending.

May Dasuki experience Hell on earth before dying and experiencing the real Hell!!

andromida:
You marry her because you gladly want to not because you want to repay her for her generosity. If you don't want to marry her there is no need to use her age as an excuse just be honest with yourself and take the required action if you don't see her as your wife walk away from her money you will not only survive you will find your feet without the feeling of owing someone your life.

God bless you dear.

obinnajr:
HE REALLY NEED A BRAIN..

Btw you and him, who needs it more? And if he truly needs it, I pray he doesn't get your type.

dachaste:
Tanks dear. Yhuu tuuu

i sure will

dachaste:
Lolz. @yarinya

enjoy ur day #winks

dachaste:
Lolz dream oof u widout a face? Haba mana.

Hahaha, I can always use a mask yarinya

Estharfabian:
Thanks!

For the records, My Ass isn't Black...It's just An expression I slearnt from "Cookie" in The series movie "Empire"..

You're welcome. How was your night?

dachaste:
Lolz. I only bare my mind wen I c something dat touch me.


Gud mawning dear. Hw ya 9te?

E be like say this wan touch you wella.
My night was awesome. Did u dream ov me?

dachaste:
Lolz. I only bare my mind wen I c something dat touch me.


Gud mawning dear. Hw ya 9te?

E be like say this wan touch you wella.
My night was awesome. Did u dream ov me?

dachaste:








So sad am just coming now





Wot is Adonis3 saying biko?







U r bringing bible okwiah? Wot about d part of d bible dat says "d two shall bcom 1? Did it say one n half?





Again wot about d saying by guys av found my Better half?




And op so u want a lady to start paying ur bills b4 u consider her ur equal? Can't believe dis.





When God found Adam n eve naked and he cursed dem, wat was d nature of their curse? Man will toil hard to feed his family and women will go tru heLl to give birth. That was responsibilities given to men n women





Now tell me so far who have been always complaining of their responsibility? #men. Complaining here n there. where as d so called weaker vessels perform their responsibility and help men with deirs.





The case of a man and wife can be compared to d heart n d liver. If u say heart is more important, can one survive widout another? Dey got diff responsibilities buh are all important and interdependent





God made a woman and called her ur mate not maid






Let me drop a line of beyounce's who run the world for ya





Boy I know u love it how we're smart enof to make d millions, strong enof to bear the children, then get back to business.............




Who run d world ! Gals!!!!! Lolz

bae, so u r a feminist? G'mrng

Estharfabian:
I don't get why people cheat....The stench is alarming! How do they even cope with the guilt?

If You feel You're No Longer compatible with Your partner..A simple "Hey, I wanna breakup..this isn't working" Would do...It's gonna be hard but less painful n Heartbreaking.


infidelity in Marriage isn't something You just Overlook... Once a Cheater, Always a cheater..


Dump the biitch and Re-Marry!! Easypizzy! Problem solved!
For better for worse my Round black Ass!

she's raw but real. Also spoke my mind (though i don't have a round black a.s.s)

kYjelly2:
They said booboo will tie the goat to save the yams.

However, what they failed to tell ya is that, booboo himself also turns into a goat at the stroke of 12 midnight with a full moon.

So who will protect the yams then from this weregoat

This got me cracked up. Hahahahaha

dachaste come and see oo we're not equal

D. Trump is semi-derang.ed, Jeb Bush will most certainly take us to war, Ben Carson looks like he doesn't have the steel. America, make your choice (mine is Jeb though)

Let's wait till the end of WW3 to find out.

Did she type

...." I hope Linda proves me wrong ".....?

The bi.atch isn't even sure.
Chei!! The rate of hate in this kontiri ehn.

My intelligence, friendly spirit, trust-worthiness, selflessness and being a Taurean (believe me, that encompasses a lot)