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ogawisdom:You don't live by your name. You lack wisdom and empathy. Smh! If this had happened to any member of your family, would you write this same thing? |
Focusmind:MGBUKA DI NA NKPOR. Or is there any other Mgbuka I don't know of? |
Lai Mohammed: We have achieved all the "CHANGE" we promised Fashola: We did not promise CHANGE in four years Buharists: Both of them are correct Me: All of you will soon be alright |
Lai Mohammed: We
have achieved all
the "CHANGE" we
promised
Fashola: We did not
promise CHANGE in
four years
Buharists: Both of
them are correct
Me: All of you will
soon be alright |
enemyofprogress:I rebuke you in Jesus Name. |
enemyofprogress:Is not only burn, is fry. |
itzprezy:Yea, you'll never despise your own. |
itzprezy:Obviously, you're a FutMite. |
Akuruoulo:Everything, most especially the part her ex husband gave everything he promised her to his new woman. |
Akuruoulo:lol. Her ex-husband did everything he promised her for another person. Is that fair? It is exactly the same thing this socialite did. |
sirusX:I think you need to see the movie 'ACRIMONY'. |
Earthbound:Okay, that's cool. |
Earthbound:How comes you know so much about the hindi/hindu tradition? |
I thought WAEC was founded in 1952 but couldn't conduct exam until 1963, ND exams conducted b4 1963 was conducted by university of Cambridge local examination syndicate (UCLES). Why is WAEC now confirming result de never conducted? I thought it was with the military... Wait o i didn't know WAEC put pictures on their results in d 1960's Choi something dat was introduced not too long... I thought Hausa language was introduced in 1975.... It's just my thought ooo, una good night |
Earthbound:Too many Bollywood movies. |
BanevsJoker:*Name Checkers Association of Nairaland/Nigeria.* |
Pubichairs:Eye lashes Abi Eye shadow? |
Compassion asks us to go where it hurts, to enter into the places of pain, to share in brokenness, fear, confusion, and anguish. Compassion challenges us to cry out with those in misery, to mourn with those who are lonely, to weep with those in tears. Compassion requires us to be weak with the weak, vulnerable with the vulnerable, and powerless with the powerless. Compassion means full immersion in the condition of being human. Good afternoon |
bluetessy2:wow Breathtaking! |
heryurh:I SEE YOU |
Oyindidi:thanx dear |
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I nominate Andywinnie |
7inches:one biscuit for you. |
RIGHTEOUSNESS AND GODLINESS IS NOT SYNONYMOUS TO WRETCHEDNESS. . . . I have to look good before going to His presence.[b][/b] |
[/color][color=][color=][/color]me sef dey read after school, so what is the heck about this? |
[color=#990000][/color]MMM........... ![]()
How this story still rings in my head.
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared
and announced that he would buy monkeys
for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there
were so many monkeys around, went out to
the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as
supply started to diminish, the villagers
stopped their efforts. He further announced
that he would now buy at N200. This renewed
the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again. Soon the supply
diminished and people started going back to
their farms. The offer rate increased to N250
but the supply of monkeys became so little
that it took much effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy
monkeys at N500! However, since he had to
go to the city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told
the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the
big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I
will sell them to you at N350 and when my
OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to
him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD
EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys.
The most greedy ones among them even sold
their lands to purchase many MONKEYS,
hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only
monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM. The world of Monkeys. He who
has ear to hear let him.
#na just throw back story I tell so o before
somebody go attack me.... |
[color=#990000][/color]MMM........... ![]()
How this story still rings in my head.
The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared
and announced that he would buy monkeys
for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there
were so many monkeys around, went out to
the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at N100 and as
supply started to diminish, the villagers
stopped their efforts. He further announced
that he would now buy at N200. This renewed
the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again. Soon the supply
diminished and people started going back to
their farms. The offer rate increased to N250
but the supply of monkeys became so little
that it took much effort to even see a monkey,
let alone catch one.
The man now announced that he would buy
monkeys at N500! However, since he had to
go to the city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, his assistant told
the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the
big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I
will sell them to you at N350 and when my
OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to
him at N500''.
The villagers squeezed out all their HARD
EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys.
The most greedy ones among them even sold
their lands to purchase many MONKEYS,
hoping to make a huge profit without labor.
Then...
They never saw the man or his assistant. Only
monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to #MMM. The world of Monkeys.He who
has ear to hear let him.
#na just throw back story I tell so o before
somebody go attack me.... |
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Email: obiogochukwuemmanuella@gmail.com
Sch: Federal university of Technology, Minna.
Level: 300L
Dept: Geography |
Nice work, thumbs up for you. More grease to your elbow. I enjoyed this fabulous work. Looking forward to more episodes. |
ChukwuIbrahim: ChukwuIbrahim: ChukwuIbrahim:With this poor English and Spelling, you work in London? And still have the effrontery to threaten your fellow Country Man. You need God's help ASAP |
[color=#990000][/color] kagoro, kamanton, Bajju, Jaba, Koro, Kataf, Kadara, Ikulu, Maruwa, Gbagyi, Fulani, Hausa are Kaduna tribes. |
Honestly, I don't believe this. . . Even a white lady won't 've such patience. No woman walking under the sun will see another woman in a man's house that she truly loves and act nonchalant or act like someone brave. No matter how she tries to control herself,there will be an outburst, either tears or words unless the word LOVE NEITHER EXISTED. . Quote me anywhere. . . Women are naturally envious. . Am a woman, i know what am saying. . Thank you #drops mic. Honestly, I don't believe this. . . Even a white lady won't 've such patience. No woman walking under the sun will see another woman in a man's house that she truly loves and act nonchalant or act like someone brave. No matter how she tries to control herself,there will be an outburst, either tears or words unless the word LOVE NEITHER EXISTED. . Quote me anywhere. . . Women are naturally envious. . Am a woman, i know what am saying. . Thank you #drops mic. Honestly, I don't believe this. . . Even a white lady won't 've such patience. No woman walking under the sun will see another woman in a man's house that she truly loves and act nonchalant or act like someone brave. No matter how she tries to control herself,there will be an outburst, either tears or words unless the word LOVE NEVER EXISTED. . Quote me anywhere. . . Women are naturally envious. . Am a woman, i know what am saying. . Thank you #drops mic. |
eye lashes is now applied on the body? Nigerians and their useless innovations

