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These days, I just dey pity any team facing Man City, Arsenal and Bayern...!

They seem so unplayable.

chudez0147:
What’s the meaning of COYG ? I want to kkkw

Come On You Gunners...!

Rallying call from fans.

Others include:

GGMU - Glory Glory Man United
YNWA - You'll Never Walk Alone
KTBFFH - Keep The Blue Flag Flying High
COYS - Come on You Spurs
Etc...

Atletico should better defend with their bus parking, or face the consequences...!

Gunners are currently a moving train.

Now, here's the thing...!

Abroad, kidnappers do their research and background of their intending victims before kidnapping them. So, they know exactly what they are worth.

Here, these lowlifes just kidnap a random person and start demanding for millions.

Like, they expect the useless and corrupt government to pay or what?!!

BlackPantherxXx:
I was shocked when one elderly ibo man said EVERYONE of them would do anything to become an amala eater

Even receive tribal marks

Check inside their bedrooms, they have the statue of a SW guy they bow to.

Make I no talk reach the ladies .... ya'all already know

Okay... So, what exactly does this have to do with the post above?!!

Is all really well upstairs?!!

Are you nutritionally deprived or just naturally unintelligent?!!

shadrach77:
This is the reason why bannies will continue to win over the male folk. Imagine the guys on here blaming the guy for getting insulted when all he did was ask the goat girl out.

The guy should just keep his dignity by avoiding her totally. Trying to continue friendship with such a person will only escalate the ridicule.

The whole vile was unnecessary when a simple no would have been sufficient. Insecure thing trying to use a guy to boost her flattened ego

The girl's only offense worthy of rebuke was being unnecessarily rude... She wasn't wrong in rejecting his advances.

The guy on the other hand failed to read and understand the signs, except she was manipulating him.

Chemistry is a real thing in such matters... Why ask a girl out when her attitude and disposition toward you don't match up in any way to yours?!!

ledaman:
Why all the insult?
It's a crime to asked her out?
A gentle No would have been okay.
Just watch in the next few years, the lady would regret for not accepting his proposal.
Am sure one naughty Niggaaa is digging her kitten that why !

I would want to agree with you, but NAH!

Life is not that straightforward, Chief.

Good girls still end up in regrets, and such arrogant ladies end up married to great husbands.

Good hearted virgins marry and end up waiting long years for pregnancy, while street wh0res marry and churn out babies like ATM machines dispensing cash.

Same way the best brains who are honest end up in misery and penury while dropouts that are lowlifes roll in wealth!


Life can never be fair nor balanced.

The young man should move on and try to get past this humiliation... I guess he has since he chose to share it online.

Bosman17:
You’ll be exactly what she called you if you haven’t blocked her by now! And start working very hard on yourself. Quit the group of people saying negative things about Nigeria and work your ass off! She’ll be the one looking to date you. But if she sees you in near future and thinks “thank God I said No!” You have failed yourself!

Lol... Most of the successful people in Nigeria actually say "negative things" about this country, while the ones that say nothing but good about the country remain average and miserable.


I am not saying it's right to constantly speak ill of your country, but success never works solely based on verbal affirmations and declarations.

Just saying...!

horpe132:
That boy is scarred and traumatised forever....chai

Not necessarily... It's merely a reality check for him.

Going forward he will be more attentive to red flags, and he won't make assumptions about emotions or act on feelings alone.

It's a learning curve which more guys than you think have passed through.

Well, she did say NO! Just with an unnecessarily lengthy and rude statement.

Somehow, I feel he kinda knew this would happen but still chose to "try his luck".


It's not that hard to know a lady or guy is not really into you... Their body languages and attitudes towards your pleasantries speak it loud enough. Some of you simply choose to ignore the signs.


This is why the best thing anyone can and should do, especially guys, is to devote time to working on their goals and careers. Great relationships will happen if meant to happen, and when the right person that values you comes along.


I honestly hate it when people try to force relationships where no real chemistry exists. You simply open up yourself to embarrassments like this.

erad:
And yet you people keep putting your lives in danger in the name of protesting even when you know this fact. Who then is to blame for the casualties? The police you've always known to be inefficient or the people who know the police's inefficiency but still put themselves in harm's way?

Those leading the protests can never be the casualties, they are only vultures hoping to feed fat on the aftermath of the carnage.

Well, maybe you should read your constitution properly.

It is clearly stated that peaceful protests and other forms of voicing grievances are the inalienable rights of citizens.

If we go by your reasoning... That means citizens shouldn't drive across the nation since Police checkpoints are everywhere.

We should never move around at night... Should never wear certain hairstyles or clothes or even sunglasses.

Infact, there should be a curfew in the whole nation in order not to get into trouble with the security agents since they are poorly trained or can never be better trained to be as professional as their mates all over the world.


Sometimes, try dey reason well before typing and posting.

Sigh... Nigerian Police is just an embarrassment to Policing all over the universe.

I swear they don't even have a clue about coordinating or handling Protests.

femi4:
What unrest?
Protest that won't survive 3 days

Brother, yes the protest might not survive even 24 hours.

But, countries that fell to unrest and rebellion started with such "unserious" protests.

It only takes small cracks like this...! No empire falls suddenly.

If I were in charge of this nation, I would be more proactive about quelling the need for such protests in the first place.

Remember how Endsars was initially taken as the usual minor protests, before things truly went South.

Just imagine if the entire North had joined... Imagine it for a second.

Buhari and his boys never recovered fully from that shock.

femi4:
No sitting president will release him. They should go home and sleep

Then they should declare him guilty and sentence him to life in prison. Be done with this charade of a trial.

What's the point setting up the entire nation for needless protests and crisis.

They might keep thinking that protests like these will never amount to anything, but there is always the last straw the breaks the back of the camel.


Nigeria is sitting precariously close to the precipice as it is.

At this point, I would expect more preventive measures against full blown civil unrest.


Buhari narrowly, and I mean narrowly, escaped this during Endsars.

That was the closest shave ever! Infact, it was the nonchalance of the North that saved him.

Seriously tho, why has the man's trial dragged on for these number of years?!!

Must politics come into everything?!!

If you have a strong case against the man, present it, try him, and if he is guilty beyond all doubts, punish him accordingly.

This was how MKO remained in jail till his death... And nobody was called to account for such a travesty.



Sometimes it just seems most of Nigerian leaders truly want to test the limits of the patience of Nigerians... Like, they want to see or experiment how far they can go before the nation truly explodes.


Cos, you can't see the right thing to do, and deliberately keep doing the wrong things.

Judolisco:
see bro I'm serious here.... Mbeumo own no be muscle....

The images below are the same Bryan in two different clubs (his former and his current clubs).

Please, where the fat dey?!!. I have watched him closely for years. He has progressively become more muscular just like Adama Traore and even Haaland.

Same with Jadon Sancho... Even Rashford was more lanky and slimmer in his earlier days in Man United compared to the Rashford playing for Barcelona currently.


With increasing age, a person into fitness and sports will gain more muscle and appear bigger... That's common with over 90 percent of sportspeople.

Check and look up Serena Williams when she started Wimbledon and before she retired... Did she also become fat?!!


Please, stop confusing fat and muscular. And try read up BMI measurements too.

Before Victor Boniface was called "fat" he must have clearly failed his fitness and his BMI scores must have been messed up.

Footballers don't joke around with such things.

Badadvisor:
Seriously Bro, that's why i don't take fat people seriously.
It's very easy to lose fat if you are serious about it

Well, it's actually far harder for people with metabolic and endocrine disorders like low thyroid (hypothyroidism).

You can place several fat people on the same diet and exercise routines, and some won't lose as much weight as others within the same time frame.

Body morphology varies.

Still not an excuse for anyone to allow himself go to fat.

Judolisco:
oga mbuemo is adding weight we all saw him at his former club and we know how fit he was.... Can u compare him with adama traoré, Antonio or hulk or even Kurt zouma.... That's muscle

Those names you mentioned were also once slimmer looking and less stocky... They put on more muscles over the years.

Have you seen their fitness and workout routines as well as their diets?!!

Can you compare Haaland today and when he was much younger?!! Mbappe too.

Nothing wrong in gaining weight as long as your muscle mass is far more than your body fat, which is constantly checked or assessed by every club's physiotherapists.

Lol... These people have been enjoying long weekends for a long while now.

An average working Canadian and American will be seriously envious.



This is the heart desire of most, if not all, 9-5 salary workers in Nigeria and most parts of the globe. To work only 4 days in a week.

Judolisco:
dey play... Dat dude dey fat...

Lol... Do you know the meaning of fat?!!

Looking big or fat is not the same as being fat

A lot of you make the mistake of calling highly muscled and stocky guys fat, especially if they are gaining muscles on a short frame.

Mbeumo actually has far more muscle mass than body fat... He probably has less body fat than slimmer looking players like Luke Shaw.

Besides, his fitness level says it all.

GanagiBitrus:
He fat pass Mbeumo?

Anyway, he should proceed on 28days dry fasting.

Mbeumo is well built and highly muscled, bro...!

That makes him appear stocky not fat. Guy has less body fat than slimmer looking players tbh.

This is why he has very insane fitness levels.

SQLmastar:
Guyyy
It surprises that there are players who maybe a little bit more overweight than Boniface but still performing optimally. Take for example, Mateta of Crystal Palace. That guy looks bulky for a CF, yet he carries himself well.

Lol... A lot of you don't know how body morphology, physiques and fitness work.

That's like saying Adama Traore is fat.

These guys are so well muscled that they look so big that they get mistaken for overweight... Far from it!

A lot of them actually have far lower body fat than players who appear slimmer and less muscled.


This clearly shows in the fast pace they have and their insane fitness levels.

Mbeumo and Mateta can run and strike for over 80 minutes without showing fatigue... Lukaku was such a beast too.


Victor Boniface is simply overweight! He is also clearly unfit... That's why he can't keep pace or run.

Teeroyzimma:
Angelfrost right now

Una try... Enjoy this small victory.

Brighton go restore factory settings on Saturday.

Fuckingmallam45:
Comrade remove Angelfrost abeg😂, he don dey bad belle us no be today

Egbon, make una enjoy this tiny win...!


I trust Brighton to restore factory settings coming Saturday.

Ray07:
This day was vividly written in the stars to happened. the enemy camp is in disarray and in tears.

Angelfrost, how you see our winning

Una try... But, Slot na useless coach.

Lamasta:
My brother you will join Liverpool to wail this season tire

Wail how?!!

I'm actually happy that Arsenal's title race is looking really good this season.

Seriously rooting for Arteta.

Reference:
Said this weeks ago. Precisely after the first match.
Liverpool is top heavy but this is not atypical. Dutch managers do not have defenders in their tactical strategies. All of them. The Erevidisie is the shop window for comedic defending.

Unfortunately the truism that defences win trophies is lost on Slot. This time around Liverpool cannot depend on outscoring every team they meet particularly in a league where fear and respect is non existent.

Spending all that dough on the Swede after paying off the books for Hugo was simply moronic.

Whoever sanctioned that transfer should be fired.

Achor1111:
No problem, Chelsea will also lose same

Chelsea?!! Nah...!

Ogogoro FC just need to sort out their Red card crisis.

They are the only team serious about stopping Arsenal from a definite EPL title win, next to Man City.

fergie001:
Let me thank angelfrost obidientnaija doomsday numeeouno94 lamasta silentgroper ray07 kyase fuckingmallam nazgul chikason22 for this well-deserved victory

Mtchewww...! I don't even blame this fairweather United fan called fergie001.

I blame Arne Slot for bringing such disrepute and shame to Anfield!


Well, the bald clown now has his days numbered.

MrColdsweat:
Nothing. Slot na small team manager. Just one transfer window to purchase players for yourself, you go buy fufu instead of iPhone.

What do mean by fufu?!!

Nigga spent over 200 Million on attack alone.

Sigh.... Newcastle is having a good laugh right now.

How much Osimhen cost again?!!

SMH!!!

Achor1111:
Congratulations to us!
We are united!!
GGMU!!!

Mtchewww... Una go still lose to one small team next week.

Nazgul:
It's over

Yeah... What a shame!

Liverpool should just go and beg Klopp to return.

When I told Liverpool fans last season that Slot was not that good, and he was riding on Klopp's foundation and the loss of form of Man City, they called me names.