₦airaland Forum

You got dumped... You committed murder... Now, you are headed for the gallows.


A smarter man would have moved on from the Ex... In a world where the dating pool is enormous, there really is no reason for anyone to be stuck in the shadow of a failed relationship.


Men abroad that get divorced, and all their fortunes handed on a platter to their exes still move on quickly and gladly.


Wetin una see for ordinary prick and pucci wey no dey let una move on...! Na wa o!

Same people that have never come out to protest against the worsening state of insecurity in their state...!

UN is here condemning... Journalists all over the world are condemning.

But, Nigerian leaders and top Journalists are sweeping it under the carpet.

Governors are lining up to wave farewell to Tinubu as he embarks on his third or 4th vacation this year alone.

Others are fighting over who will win the rigging competition of 2027.

bsalawu:
This is pathetic. Hopefully they will be save and get a good live. Mercy will speak for you all.

Saved?!! Get a good life?!!

Are you being funny?!!

If the coast guards get them (big IF), you think they will take them into Europe, just like that?!!

If they are lucky, they will be put in a ship and returned back to the nearest African port... From there, a lot might get kidnapped and sold into all forms of slavery.

Some end up dead with their organs harvested.



It's a very dumb, reckless and perilous journey.

Well... This is sad, shameful and pathetic!


Leaving your country for greener pastures is okay, but this path makes no sense at all.

What if the water is infested with predators?!! What if the temperature is freezing?!!


Some risks no just worth am at all... It's more dignifying to use that "immigration" money to sell pure water or push truck in your 3rd world country.

wiseone28:
Oga condemn the act and stop glorifying this saner society story...Na saner society person dey chop full carry gun go kill children for school. Like how many that has happened this year alone?

The act is already condemned... We have been condemning such acts for ages.

What we are not doing is talking to ourselves.

I don't stand corrected in my earlier post.

Na you know why you dey get irritated over such comparisons or bringing up school shootings... That's apples and oranges.

If you legalise guns here, Nigerians go do pass wetin dey happen for America today.

bingbagbo:
How is Ghana odd? GHANA IS on top of group I, 4 points clear ahead of Mali their main contender. Further, check Ghanas world cup record.

I pray they qualify then...! They won't make it out of the group stages.

Forget past records abeg.

SMH... A lot of you Nigerian guys get away with so much nonsense in this country.

That's why some of you will eternally struggle to fit into a saner, more intelligent and advanced society with strict laws.


Try this nonsense abroad, and you will be amazed at how fast your entire world including freedom crumbles.


Growing up in Nigeria, I have never understood why most men struggle or find it difficult to keep their hands to themselves when around ladies.

So irritating and annoying.

bingbagbo:
Nigeria can't qualify for the world cup. South Africa is way ahead. Nigerians must accept their true standards in African football — average or below average.

The world cup is for strong national teams: Morocco, South Africa, Egypt, DR Congo, Ghana, Cameroon. Mark my words, these countries will be tough customers at the world cup

The only odd name on your list is GHANA...!

Even Cape Verde plays better football than they do.

DR Congo and Cameroon are currently playing the best football in Africa.

Reference:
Waste of time. Nigeria Men's football is in a crisis. Watched Sundowns yesterday in the SA Premier league and at times you will think you were watching European clubs sides play.

That is a country whose football was in the doldrums when we won our first Nations Cup in 1980, when our club sides like Rangers, Shooting, Insurance and later Leventis, Abiola Babes, Nationale and BCC lions were continental names, when we won our first global championship in 1985...

But look at what our football has been reduced to due to the Nigerian factors of mediocrity, sentiment and crass corruption.

I think we need a hiatus, a football fast, a wilderness period for the purpose of soul searching and renewal because clearly this decline is terminal.

The Nations Championship won by Morocco yesterday is evident and damning. The most disgusting performance by any football team out of this country I have even witnessed. And believe me I have seen a lot of Nigerian national teams.

Our forefathers had a saying:

"When one finger is soiled with palm oil, in a short while, it will stain other fingers".

Poor leadership affects every single sector... All!

Nigerian football is a clear reflection of the entire state of the nation... No more, no less!

GABRIEL6036:
Hope the guy don dey practice how to chop frog,mosquitoes and the likes 😁😁😁😁

Asians actually have a very diverse culinary culture with a very vast assortment of dishes.

Only few of them actually eat such extreme things.

Starz825:
Wetin concern me for the price you have to pay

You know the price I dey pay everyday as a Nigerian

Woo...make everybody dey their dey abeg...

It's okay Sir... Calm down, Calm down!

Foreigners go dey catch cruise with country wey dey show us shege every second!

Pardon her abeg.

Saw some of the African qualifier games, and must say African football teams have massively improved.

Next year world cup, they won't be pushed around that easily.

Teams to watch for me:

Cameroon
Morocco
DR Congo (their attack is something else)
Burkina Faso (strong and relentless players)


You can see the powerful effect of European football playing time on the key players of most of these teams.


Ghana has a good attack but their defense is pitiable, and that midfield can't do without Partey.



As for Super Eagles... Let me see if the coach has been able to sort them out.

Okay... Fake Zuckerberg wants to sue the Real Zuckerberg.


Just imagine how he gets laughed at in certain quarters whenever he introduces himself using both first and last names.

Okay... By-force Celebrity!

Babe no go forget NYSC till eternity.

Mariangeles:
Bread is actually cheaper if you baked yours.

3 more.

Okay...!

Cost of flour and other baking materials
Time and stress (kneading is no joke)


This might be true if the person baked and ate it occasionally.

Kwara, Benue... They are moving deeper into the South, after overrunning the North.


Let's keep focusing on who wins or loses 2027 elections.

If it was cheaper to do that, wouldn't the prices of eggs be lesser?!!

Maybe you should look up the current costs of

Poultry feeds
Supplements
Vaccines
Etc...


That's like saying one should start baking bread to mitigate the cost of fresh bread. Lol.

Same issues.

Angioedema... It's a hypersensitivity reaction to whatever was in that meal.

Might also be unrelated to the frog.

Continue... Soon, you will lose Canada and the rest of the world.

America just had to reelect an idi0t with money into that sensitive position.

Stealing from the elderly is a whole new low...!

No wonder these fraudsters never amount to anything.

Lol... The tenant didn't sell the landlord's house.

You can only sell something that belongs to you, meaning you have actual documents proving it's yours.

You can say the tenant swindled a sucker of his 83 Million Naira.

Lol... I like how we all choose to act like there is law and order in Nigeria, until e reach our turn.


We claim to be practicing democracy but continue to find ways to punish and silence critics.

Sigh... To find a very wealthy Nigerian today whose paper trail and hands are clean is becoming IMPOSSIBLE!


The elite class of the wealthy in this nation is overrun by white collar criminals.

Well... What do you expect?!!

He is in a country where lawmakers and elected leaders ignore and blatantly flout the rule of Law.

This is funny... Yet sad and pathetic!

A tout disavowing other lesser touts.

Revenues are collected all over the world without such nonsense need for people to even be physically present at bus stops or junctions.


In this day and age, we still have Agberos and Herdsmen running wild everywhere.

Naija is an embarrassment!

Sigh... Banana Republic!

This is what you get when Agberos run the government.

Land of savages.

Any club wey several players dey these international breaks go hear am...!


Injuries go make some coaches lose their jobs by January.

Annual leave?!! To France again!


President and Senator work for Naija na serious flex! No pressure at all!

Sigh... Why would a guy sponsor you on an expensive trip when you did nothing to deserve it?!!

...And what kinda human being sponsors an expensive trip just for the purpose of having sex with a lady?!! A lady that probably already gave up the cookie jar to another guy (or guys) for free.


Sense just dey diminish everyday among young people these days.

You people are saying your own...!

Your uncle in Aso Rock is asking:

Where are the cows?!!

This is how you bow out of football...!


Congrats to her!

That money go LOOOOOOOOOONG!