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MaziObinnaokija:
Anybody that can help tie/bind Angelfrost . Leave MAN UTD alone

Brother... After seeing your injury crisis, I don kuku comot hand o.

Everton is even in a far better shape and rightly above you guys.

You guys are just lucky to be 10 points above the relegation zone right now.

For the very first time, I actually feel pity for Man United...!

An entire Substitute bench with 99% Academy players.

Some of these academy players will likely start games from next week.

This is officially one of the worst injury crisis this season.


Both teams are shockingly depleted...!


May the better team win.

I can't even troll either team tbh... But, I will still be laughing.

SmartyPants:
Gen Z is likely to be the dumbest generation in modern history.

Likely?!! Like, is there any doubt whatsoever?!!

Lamasta:
This one got me but I no go calm down until we beat Madrid and Liverpool

Those 2 teams?!!

Forget it!... They are not your mate this season.

If you can do this to a mere boyfriend, imagine what you would do to a husband...!

The young man is lucky... He got a little taste early enough and will now keep running for his life.

As always, Kenyans and Somalians still keep winning it...!

Those guys train for marathons as a way of life... It's practically their culture.

Softmirror:
🥴 With the way Southern Kaduna is enjoying peace today El-Rufai really need to be investigated. Jokes apart!

Indeed... Those people saw hell on Earth through out El-Rufai's 2 tenures.

It was practically a measured genocide.

Can't say he had a hand in it tho... But, the coincidence is hard to ignore.

GanagiBitrus:
FT 4-0

Excellent Performance by City, & a good prep for the mid-week clash with Madrid.

The points gap from top is too much, else I would have bet on them to have a go for the Title.
But they are good enough for top3 finish.

Chelsea at 6th position is the funniest thing so far this weekend...!

Same team that was close to solidifying 2nd position in December.

What a shame!

Numerouno94:
Kikiki . Make sip chill zobo first.

Left for Arsenal, City for fit still win the league oo. But Liverpool nor go gree.

Nah... Liverpool don win League tay tay.

Forest has just messed up yet again, and Arsenal doesn't have the depth of quality to seriously challenge for the title.

City is still on the road to recovery... Title chase is the last thing on their priorities.

Numerouno94:
Afternoon Prof.🫡

Chelsea will not even enta top4

Top 4 ke?!!

We are talking Europa qualification at this point.

Abi you no dey see wetin Man City dey do Newcastle!

Lamasta:
Give me Liverpool!!!

Calm down fess...!

How is it that Ray07 and Fergie001 team keeps getting it wrong in every transfer window unlike their neighbours?!!

All United's attackers can't even lace Marmoush boots.

Abi na different market una dey go?!!

dominique:
3-0! Marmoush hat trick on his first match!
Na this Egyptian boy go bench Harlaand laslas

This should have been Julian Alvarez...!

Another Egyptian Assassin to join the ranks of Salah.

Omar Marmoush...!

That boy is GOOD!

Man City has a very good and exceptional Transfer Management... One of the best in Europe.

Wow... You don't mean it!

These people have no conscience at all.

No wonder they tried severally to assassinate Late Prof. Dora Akunyili when she was in charge.

Heartless souls that value money more than their own lives and even the lives of their families.

Fried turkey or Fish...!

I prefer well spiced and grilled fish.

Grilling makes more sense than frying.

Dem suppose sack Edward if Man City wins this game...!

Win or lose, nothing do Sir. Pep Guardiola... Made men are untouchable.

Arsenal is looking so depleted...!

The title challenge might well be over.

Another season to look forward to next season. Smh!

I mean... You have to be really abysmal to manage only 2 shots on target and be drawing with Leicester after 1 hour of playing.

Ray07:
yup . . . I read today online that Chelsea needs to find a way to exist the deal.

Na idiots with money dey run that club now.

The journey go long for Ogogoro FC.

Ray07:
Rather Liverpool win it than the new found Madrid of London. Bottle FC way no wan let us rest.

Arsenal go still win am before una... That one is a certainty.

Ray07:
We don't need him. He should continue his freedom fight there. Besides, We had a deal with Chelsea for compulsory sigange if they finished above us.

As 13th position don hug us tigh, his theirs. Equation balance for the fraud they sold to us.

Really?!! Was that the deal?!! And Chelsea agreed?!! For this off and on Sancho!

Damn!!!

That club is just stupid.

Alliswell248:
U are wrong
There is a buy clause there for 25 or less, I can't remember the exact figure.

I know of the 25 Million buy clause... But, how stupid or dumb do you think Chelsea is to trigger such a clause with the abysmal performance of that idiot this season?!!

Nah... He is heading back to where he came from.

Modified: I just learnt he is to be paid for based on an agreement that Chelsea finishes above United.

Chelsea has idiots running that club... SMH!

phemmyfour:
What a disaster, no Jackson to blame tonight. 4th position is slipping away

They really have no business being 4th tbh...!


Make dem clear road for Bournemouth or Newcastle abeg.

Numerouno94:
My Prof. I just had to login despite my tyt schedule to witness this bodily assault and humiliation.

Omo... Chelsea matter fit be spiritual o.

This looks nothing like the team that started this season.

Ray07:
Enjoy our Scamcho to the fullest

Abi o...!

As Mason Mount don change career from Footballer to Hospital nurse.

Everything don balance.

Luckily for Chelsea, na loan dem loan Sancho...!

He is already packing his bags to return back to Old Trafford in May.

Naijagoodman:
Despite Chelsea better position, man u is definitely better than this Chelsea. Just look at how maresca is laughing without a care in this world. He's performing above target

Maresca is using Spurs and Man United's position on the table to give himself hope.


Very unambitious team and coach.

Even their fans joined them to say they were not in the title race...!

Now, it looks like they are not even in the European spot race.

Ray07:
You have change tune now boss

Nope... I gave that title to Liverpool all season long.

Chelsea na top 4 contender... Looking more like top 6 with the way they are going ATM.

Ray07:
The team angelfrost foresee to win the EPL.

How na?!! Lol.

Chelsea
Man United
Spurs

All in the same WhatsApp group!

Spurs own sef can be excused due to serious injuries to half of their key players.

Chelsea is just a useless club!

Sigh... Igbo people, this issue of child abuse and domestic violence of your women towards kids is really out of hand.

You guys seriously need to strongly address this as a matter of urgency!

It's even more of an urgent issue than Kanu's release from prison.

DeeOne or whatever he calls himself, needs VDM more than his lungs need oxygen.

Guy has been trying desperately and failing to touch the spotlight...!

Difrent:
Didn't you see that the farm is thriving and successful?
What else does he need your useless good luck for
Just no wan see people succeed if it's not them, such a toxic people

Abegiii gerrarahia

So, the hundreds of farmers being maimed, killed and their farms destroyed by herdsmen all over Nigeria are failures?!!

As in... Their farms were not thriving prior to being happened upon by those terrorists being pampered by your leaders?!!

Abi you are saying herdsmen issue in Nigeria is not a big deal?!!

merits:
You will still give birth to children of your past nose is in your 🧬 gene.

That depends on the dominance of the genes of the woman he bears offspring with.

A beautiful woman can improve the appearance of his kids or at the very least diminish any ugliness.

That's why men like Ned Nwoko make it a point of duty to have kids with Beautiful women.

Well, his money, his life!

Na person wey chop belleful dey reason size of nose or even height.