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Jestin:
I have eaten cow legs on several occasions but I have never tasted camel toe. Pls who can tell me the taste of camel toe?

NwaAmaikpe:





God will not bless him for this supposed act of charity because the money is not his.

Why bless him for a gift that technically cost him nothing?

God will only bless him if he goes to his bank account, withdraws from it and gifts these widows in private.

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Lunch Time

Coolkhat:
Finally with this
Onye ba lu mbo ge ri ju afo

anonimi:
Plain bullshit from the brainless leaders of lazy youths.
You know the real deal bro.


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anonimi:
Many awoof-loving Nigerians won't ask your type of sensible question above and then wonder why the country is such a rotten hellhole of lazybone, freebie seekers.


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anonimi:
Made sense where?
You pay for something and a government asks you to share it to your competitors for free?
Is that how government has made Dangote and BUA grow into overreaching monopolies?
Please no vex me for early momo o.


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safarigirl:
nobody owes you anything in life.

Nobody owes you a 'hi' call

People have their own problems in life

Nobody owes you a check-up or show of concern

If you get it, fine, if not, fine

Stop expecting anything from human beings

I learnt this thing fifteen years ago and it has stuck with me.

Siaisia and all the other ex-footballers looking for pity, should know this by now. This is the world, this is human beings.

People don't owe you a thing. He wasn't doing charity work, and even charity workers get shunned

Davash222:
A girl paying for what she ate ain’t no revenge!!

Roadtorecovery:
Not as you think.
I obtained my university degree at 26 and as a virgin

Fhemmmy:
See ponmo! Chai

Prestonn:
Village kitchen

Bruschetta

Ingredients.... Bread, Tomato, Black pepper, Olive Oil, cucumber and salt.

akilo1:
I talk am ..buhari is a terrorist

Nelsizzy:
You are a joke bro. An Iranian MAJOR GENERAL was killed like a chicken in Iraqi by US missiles and all Iran could do as a retaliation is to bomb an abandoned hut. Yet Trump is the noisemaker, how old are you?


I am not an advocate for war, just needed to make it clearer for this zombie.

buygala:
I wish I was lying


Till now she still asks me what I don't find attractive about her ..... She still thinks I watch porn to make up for her deficiencies..... How do I explain it's not so when nairaland has put me in such a tight spot ?

SimDan95:
I had been seriously expecting speculations over these issue. knowing Iran's military personnel and power holders Revere in the fact that terrorism gives them a hard on.

Why else would they hide and refuse to release the black box for further investigation.


This would sound incentive but I'll say it anyway, Head slammers seriously have a penchant for terrorism and chaos, that's why you see most head slammers on NL ranting senselessly, telling Trump to apologise and prophesying destruction.



since they are blinded by religious fanatism, common reasoning override them to consider the fact that the US won't have carried out the act without conviction and evidence.


Watch how they flood here to spill venom as usual[ especially that slug that shouts and calls real niggur real niggur like a potent incantation to ward away stupidity.

spits

buygala:
Na wa o....

And Seun who cannot decimate common porn terrorists on this site will be expecting Buhari to decimate Boko Haram quickly



My fiancee almost left me because while lying down beside me, she peeked at my phone and saw a porn picture while I was innocently browsing nairaland ... All my efforts to explain its not porn I was watching fell on deaf ears.... She was like... "So while I am here with you, you are busy watching porn ..... Only God knows what else you do when I am not around .... So if all the sex we have been having is not enough for you, what are we still doing together "

Worst thing was that by the time I calmed her down enough to show her the nairaland page i was browsing on which the porn picture showed, the picture had been deleted by the mods.... She was now like.... "see your life... You can't even lie properly. You just had to blame innocent nairaland for your unfaithfulness"

Last last, it took me like 100 "I am sorry baby", 4 catfish, and a lot of make up sex to make her forgive me


Seun.... Do something about these spammers.... Please.. Ejoor.... Biko..... Dan Allah

segzy14:
Have you given him the truck and his money? You haven’t.
You are a big disgrace to your generation.

Righteousness89:
The Fact of the Matter is That the Sanctions on Iran by the USA crippled Iran and its officials..

Iranian igc are known to fight through their proxies ..

Iran is a nation with Some great citizens but Extremists jihadist leaders.. Their Hatred for Isreal is out of this World...

Jerusalem ( The city of David) is the Target.. but it's in vain..

Most of the Fights you see in the Middle East is what I Term " The Hands of Esau but the voice of Jacob"

Hezebollah
PMF
Hamas
Yemenis fighters
Are all proxies of iran..

The Blowing up of Saudi Aramco was purely the Iran Igc..

The Killing of the American contractor in Iraq was purely the Iran igc

The Destruction of the USA embassy in Iraq by The PMF was the Hand of Iran..

General Suleiman was with Vice Commander of PMF when they were targeted !

Iran Greatest Enemies is Isreal...

The sight of Isreal runs their leaders mad..

Their Issue with American is because of the US support for Isreal

healthserve:
Russia the backbone to rogue/thug culture that promotes destruction of innocent lives


Russia you are not above God and will pay for your heinous crimes and hypocrisy in promoting destruction of lives across the world. From Syria to Iran. Russia is puffed to the third heavens but will crumble to the bottom of the sea, you chief supporter of destruction and death of innocent lives.


We dare you Russia to show where you showed solidarity to the slain innocent aid workers. Hypocrisy Shall anyone stand against the almighty and live to testify of the aftermath

Henry22:
What if I tell you that your pussyyy Allah does not give a fuccckiing Fvckkk on any of you that gets killed?

Amuatulu:
Lol...
Wait make I wear my palm slippers, send me ur geographical location make I come chop goatmeat.

Amuatulu:
We can run things together!
Come let's go together ...

Amuatulu:
Lemme quickly go and lay my 2 bed room foundation. Uber business go make sense for that planet!

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC]You cannot threaten America then seek visa to enter that same America...... He's lucky....in some country or clime, he will be offered visa to enter then assassinated immediately he steps foot....ask Israel and Mossad or KGB and Soviet Union.Those people don't give a f××k.[/color]

Marine54:
But every of your dreams and prayers is travel to the united states! Have ever dream of traveling to Iran which is known to be states sponsore of terrorism across the globe. If Iran mess up, they'll be burn to the ground! Trump is not Obama......