₦airaland Forum

Have had a careful tot on this topic and believe me it won't work.. As a clearing agent, there will be alot of issue attach to banning heavy duty truck doing the day..i can't go into details but it just will not work. Though am in support of it.

someone shud kindly help me, my etisalat 3g ntwork has stop working on my nokia E5..what can i do to make it work again?..have tried all i know..some1 shud plss help me out

Lets look at it critically, who own the school, the student or the federal government?..i say the federal Government.if the F.G changes the name, who are the student to complain..abeg make dem go back to Maulag and stop protesting!

A man who smell like a beer nd female lipstick plastered all over is shirt sat down beside a priest in a bus reading a newspaper, he turned and ask the priest wat causes Arthritis?. My son, it is caused by wayward living, sleeping wit prostitute and drinking beer."oh! My God". The drunk man returned to his paper. The priest thinking aboout wat he had said , touched the man and apologized. I am sorry, i didn't mean to come on strong. How long have you had Arthritis?."i don't have it father, i was just reading here that Pope has it.

@switchgurl abi wetin be ur name.. Always criticising pples joke as if ur copy and paste is any better...mtcheeew

A mad man climbed a tree at Aro National Mental Hospital, all of a sudden he let go of the branch and fell straight to the ground with full force. A doctor rushes to the scene and asked, sir, what is the matter with you?. The man said "I don Ripe"

i am dating Christina milan after ditching Beyonce

if pepper enters your eyes, pour water on ur leg and you will be able to open them.. @slimyem: the part about cutting ur eyelashes really worked for me wen i was young

@swtchicgurl; u have been seeing too many reality show audition.. Next

hahahhah... You guys are really da bomb.. Just want you all to know dat i will be gracing the red carpet soon.. So watch ya back

for those who said i tried, thanks and for those wey dey complain say the joke no funny, i go do better next time

Wife to her husband: Wake up. Some
thieves have broken into our house. I think
they are now eating the food I made last
night.
Husband: Oh! Let's better call the ambulance becos dem go Shit
tire.

An house wife was on her way to an hotel wit her boyfriend when she saw the husband coming out of the hotel with a girl, on sighting the husband she immediately said "God don catch u today". Thank God i brought a witness.

the slap na april fool...suleeeee

@bright: the joke dey for your yansh.. Lol....Na my first post for joke section be this so manage am like that.

Girls and their lies!!!! Cyntia.. I bought a G-
string yerstaday, i dnt realy lik d bck pocket.
Joy.... Mah fiancee has an aeroplane, jst dat d
back luvax is nt dat strong. Faith.... Mah dad
has 3 swiming pool in our compound, arm
robbers stole 1 yersterday. Who lie pas?

Ruqaya: mr dani, oju e rangandan bi eegun to n le were.

....hahhahahha..lwmfao jeez..Ruqaya na wa for u ooo

i hate to hear about guys saying she is dating me and dating other guys.. I beg if she is dating another guy, free her jo!.. Na 1 road enter market?..mtcheeew

is this dude for real?...smh

wait ooo, u mean while she was dating you, she was dating other guys too?.. I don't get it wit some guys, why wud u date a girl that is dating other guys as well as with you?.. I tire for you ooo

First question i need to ask u is does she loves you?..if yes, where was she staying while she was pregnant?. Hw come u got her pregnant twice without doing all necessary stuf?..Mayb she was never in love wit u, she just needed a kid and now dat she has got it, she does not want to be tied to a man..just let her be if she refuse to marry you, u wudn't want to marry a woman who will not care for you

First question i need to ask u is does she loves you?..if yes, where was she staying while she was pregnant?. Hw come u got her pregnant twice without doing all necessary stuf?..Mayb she was never in love wit u, she just needed a kid and now dat she has got itt, she does not want to be tied to a man..just let her be if she refuse to marry you

Nice article but how many ladies will accept to be single after clockin 32.. It will be real hard to accept it.. Am sure there are only few ladies who will accept it...@joana: u fine ooo..winks

Seriously, it will be hard for her to leave her friends but she can learn to give them a little space...poster, don't ask her to leave them, just tell her to put a little space between her and her friends

Is she that desperate?...one month is too short..is d girl's name Antonio badarass

u are the type i call juuuuu man..hehehhehe

hahahhaahah..i remember ur crazy post abt Nigerian men.. I hope u are not trying to eat ur poo.*smh*

dumb poster...@joana: u are pweety oooo

hahahhahah....Adaobi na amaphrodite..lol