₦airaland Forum

Oh!....i love nairalanders. Come to think of it, 190 keeps forming sabinus. I can bet my d*** on it na mouth him get

Seriously speaking, if u have been to that market u wud undastand why that place needs to be closed..you can work around without getting stained by those traders who have convert the road to their shops..Igbo or no igbo, its a welcome development, at list there were not ask to leave completely

You guys shud left the guy alone oo...Afterall he is still in creche. He will spokes better english when he get to kindergarten class

@190: person wey sabi no dey blow him trumpet..i fit bet say na mouth u get like "aja akara"..make u park well jo!

Even when i tot have seen it all with ladies they still tend to come wit alot of suprises..From my analysis of women, have come to realise that most them are easily swayed with words..they like the idea of new and unknown entity. Back to OP, what ever her reason for going to see some1 she just met is really flaw. My 1 cent, if u still love her wit wat she has done, forgive her but if not kick her ass out of ur life

Guy park well jo!...must u sleep with ur gf?...if the thing dey hungry u too much, go f*** ashi na. If u no get money do am for credit

Its always good to have our principle when it comes to how we use our phone but it cud also give a wrong impression..that said, why don't u compose an epistle of message and send it to him stating ur grievance and ur love to him..try and ask the most important question in ur epistle. If he does not respond after that, he probably does not deserve you..*i pray i remember to name my child Nifemi..i really love the name*. Best of luck

Can u answer just this question to clarify my doubt.. What kind of phone do u use that switch its self off anytime u are with your boyfriend?..BTW u have a lovely name NIFEMI(Love me)

Do u really love her?, if yes go ahead and try and win her over...don't force your self on her. Try and make her jealous at every little chance you have by talking about other girls who admire you when she is around. If she shows any sign of jealousy be rest assure she has feelings for you and does not realise it yet..It worked for me and it cud also work for you.

Can't we all just analyz and argue constructively without involving our tribal differences into our arguement..gosh! I wonder how this country will develop if we still think like this..Smh

In as much i like my girl looking sexy and fly, i won't permit too much exposure of her body during our wedding...Come to think of it, this days that everybody cries foul to indecent dressing wat happen when our forefathers and mother use to walk naked with their breast dangling all over the place

Seriously, i won't check anytin cos if there is anytin incriminating on the phone, she won't give it to me

Just tell him to sought himself out with the girl before u will agree to date him and he must be willing to prove to u that he has broken up wit the girl..

funny....i do it to my girfriend most times. Anytime i said who is this, she burst out laffing saying "honey u have started wit ur humour again"..its usually a joke when i do that, so i guess i will also see it as a joke until i prove she is not faking her reaction

Someone sold a china samsung galaxy tab to my friend for N52,000, the guy was so furious when i told him its a china..just 1 look at the phone i knew it was a china phone...My guy is furious that he is planning on arresting the guy

It is really so nice to hear ladies condemn the lady for slapping her boo but seriously, Idowuogbo have spoil.....lol

so funny...i remember our physics teacher was called Tasere(small body).. Why we called our agric teacher "kunle grind pepper"...he was seen grinding for his wife.

When i see things like this, it baffles me how the pastor came to the conclusion..i once had a girlfriend i love who suddenly told me one day that she had a dream i impregnated her and deny the pregnancy..it was so annoying cos she was still a virgin at that time. I left her and moved on. Few yrs lata i saw her again, she has lost her virginity after been raped by a pastor not just once but twice by different pple..so i wud advice u see the pastor and ask how he came about the conclusion

Has anyone ever experience short payment by an ATM machine?.A friend claimed he was short paid by an ATM machine.pls share your experience cos I really need T̶̲̥̅Ơ̴͡ prove my friend wrong that its not possible

In my relationship its 50/50...she sometimes calls more than me...it was part of wat got really interested in her before we started dating...if i call her 5min, she calls me 10min like its a challenge..i really love her for this

I plight this route everyday and its obvious how bad the road is on both side.. Starting from mile2 just before the bridge(oshodi-apapa). At trinity u also have the same bad road on both side..Not a week goes by without one container falling...federal government shud try and fixed the road. Am tired of spending endless time on that road like i am stuck right now

so funny how lawlessness has turn to law in this part of the world to the point of we the citizen seeing it as law...i still remember vividly when oshodi was been reshaped..we heard all sought of talk, calling the governor all sought of name but in the long run we all saw the advantage...i plight a route where okada is really needed but better still i like the idea..its not as if it was banned completely in lagos..u guys shud give it a rest.the law has come to stay..

oh! Such glory days...i remember we did a game called "catcher"..were u have to chase a person after been touched...the best was called "family catcher"..we used over 4 streets to do it..i also remember bending at the back of some1 and the person is being pushed to fall over..climbing the popular fruit around the neighbourhood called "fruit(hammond)".falling frm the three wit our face..Only God knws hw we survive all those stuff

hmmm....i remembered i heard while walking along a street. Its sound so funny..Akalimo

are u asking me wat u usually do?...go Bleep a goat jo!...oniranu

Wife: If I had known you were so poor I wouldn't
have married you! AkporsLaughs )! I kept on telling you then, you
were just too dumb to understand. I kept saying
"You are the only thing I have in this world!!!

NAIJA DISASTER LEAGUE
(May God save Naija) The season started with a lotof suprises as FUEL
SUBSIDY FC came from relegation to top the table
through a powerful shot from the team captain GEJ. But not so long, the BOKO HARAM FC played
desperately, striking powerful shots 4rm all angles
and topped d table 4 more than 5 months. Before we could notice it, the DANA AIRLINE FC
fought fiercely, but only topped the league 3 weeks
before BOKO HARAM FC decided to go on top again
like Barcelona. In a short time, the FLOOD FC unexpectedly took over
the league. But recently and presently a relegated team ALUU FC
a.k.a (uniport 'four') came out from nowhere
winning all their matches to contend for the top
position with FLOOD FC, but FLOOD FC is still leading
with goal aggregate. News reaching us says HIFA (Heavenly International
Football Association) has decided to send all these
teams to relegation. OUR PRAYER IS SIMPLE
May God see to it that these disastrous clubs be
relegated permanently and be a thing of the past in
Naija.
(GOD BLESS NAIJA)...culled frm laff arena...lol

TO ALL THOSE BABES WEY DEY LOVE SELECT WELLA
U re Looking For A Guy That Doesn't smoke/Drink,Dat
doesn't Belong, Doesn't Cheat/lie, loving/Handsome/
Rich & God Fearing?? Be Patience baby..Jesus is
Coming Soon.. HEHEHEHE (U go wait tire)

We can complain abt the govt for all will like, even crucify fashola for it but the facts is we masses contribute to it...we keep dumping refuse in our drainage. Even when the waste management staff comes to pick our dirt, some pple still refuse to pay the money only for them to go to a nearby bush to dump it. So like i say, will all have to share from the blame.