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no,
this thread is no longer funny,
or is it?

Av not seen it b4, so its ok with me.
but Studio "where xactly is d fcukin joke"?
n its not lolzzz

lancaster:
icing na icing she should jusst tell the child that the icing was bad hence the sour taste(_gags)

Icin is not icin. thwe real one is thicker, sweeter and has a good aroma.
D oda 1 is not thick, tasteless and ********

She should av explain it 2 her.
the poor girl.
cant she differentiate btw icing n dat?
Has she not tasted real icing b4?

read a post properly b4 responding.
Am sure u guys av no kid yet that's y u made such comments.
Am not sayin my lockin him up is funny,
I know he is afraid of the dark and as a punishment for him,
l left him in a dark room with windows (it was about 6:45 pm) for God's sake.
I dont mind all dos names u call me, when U've got kids, call me dos names.
Except if u are pemissive parents, that finds discipline as oldfashion.
What was funny in what l post was my son's response to the punishment.
No punishment is funny, esp to d receiver.

D only stuff l cant tell my mate, is what l miss about my ex,
what makes my ex better. I f i stil tink about my ex,
if l had a crush on a frnd or colleague?
Stuff l kno can make my mate mad.
if l cant tel him why he is better dan my ex, den l shudn't mention what makes my ex better.

l knew no 1 will com up with dia last or best joke last year,
but av got a queer one.
my son annoyed me ystd, so l lock him up in my dark room, no electricity n my fuel was little
so l didnt want to put on d gen early.
he started cryin and shoutin "my daddy, my daddy" for like 3mins,
later he switched to "my mummy, my mummy".
when it was obvious dat l may not respond soon, he started shoutin "Everybody, everybody, everybody"
Tho its not dat funny, but cant help laughin.

Welcome 2 2011.

dakore u deserve d best.
she has tried a lot stayin out of scandal unlike some stars,
she is kool.
Am sure dis marriage is base on love, but we all know
love without money will easily die

programs like dis is gud, if av got d means wuld av done it long ago.
cus its actually worth it wen u keep ur virginity til marriage.
its only un4tunate if d wrng guy got it.

R u in d force, D situation u jus describe look more like that of d office we share d same floor wth
The boss n his secretary attends d same foursquare church branch.
infact she has been workin 4 him 4 close to eight years now.
but she has no issue in her wedlock.
after datin her boss 4 abt 2 yrs now, she was pregnant 4 him n had to terminate it, but not d request of d boss
according to my source.
terminatin a marriage is hardly d solution to problem of infidelity.
try n learn why she has to sleep with her boss even if d marriage will eventually be terminated.
wish u d best

l dnt want my huby to kno my username on nairaland, cus he is here too and am not interested in his usename,
but he has assess to my yahoomail and was able to read d response placed after my comment on nairaland.
after he mentioned it 2 me, l changed my yahoo password.
l neva wanted him 2 know my username cus l talk about us when its necessary and also make reference to in-laws and relations if need be,
so with the type of person he is, l dont want him to know my username.

U av not bin playin ur role as a man.I trust my husband, lf he doesn't like somtin he says it as it is, to wueva was around.
tho dat may b d best option now, but u av given room to so musc nonsense that has now degerate into ur not avin a say in ur house?
jus ask ur wife if it were d oda way round, how will she feel?xcept if she doesnt love u again n dont care how u feel or was lookin 4 an opportunity out of the union.Dey kno u av no place to go n u cant chase not out, so go back n sort dis issue out. If ur MIL's husband is still alive, u may av to invlov him or any other respected member of dia family dat will talk sense into her?If u wer her son wil she suppport u wife's infidelity?

lysaa:
me thinks it's more of decision not a wish.

funny hot drops

@lysaa,
r u married?Av u seen d opp side of a mate dat u neva saw in ur ova 5 years of courtship?
Av u seen a mate wu wil make ur life hell even afta sepeation/divorce?
its not a decision?
Jus wish it doesnt apen, cus if it does, then it'l bcom a decision.

Av seen some of d jokes b4, but they're still funny

yinkalink:
A lady went to see a tarot reader woman who'll predict her future:

- Lady, I'm sorry to inform you that your husband will die in the near future.
- Don't tell me things that I already know, tell me if there's going to be an investigation!

husband n wife wahala.

I pray l neva av cause to wish my mate dead in d future.

cool

yinkalink:
There is this blonde going to Disney World.
She sees a sign that says, "Disney World left".she turned around and returned home.

typical of blondie.

yinkalink:
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like excreta."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses, " she replies.
"But, I do."

he is now totally blind, jus dont kno it yet

yinkalink:
Mum can i dress a bra?
- No.
- Why not.I am 14 years old!
- How many times I will say you "no", Michael,

likely of the two sex, male organs dominantin.

l see

really

Hey laughin guys, most period dis days dont come 1s in a month,
some dont come at all in 6 month,
since d introductn of family plannin.
some com 2ice in a month, while some comes 1s in 3 months

kids, enuf.
u guys should go 2 your rooms,
av heard enuf sacarsms 4 d day.

Wu actually is the BOMBASTIC IDIOT?
The caller or the receiver?
is the cell phone as heavy as the iron?
then he shud throw it away?

EMPHATIC YES.
90% Nigerian bosses are like that.
My boss is even worst in this aspect.
but generally, he is a nice person.

D truth is: Igbos are more generous than yoruba,
esp their men.I kno they are gud @ takin care of thier wife, families.
but am fully yoruba.
D joke is ok, but not funny

Studio wey dey mental.
d guy jus like attention n controversy.
u kno d most controversial person gets d more attentn.
Studio keep it up

its cool.
lol

its eida she has a crush on you or she is not comfortable with the relationship.
some pple dont like attachin relationship with work.
those 2 are seperate and she may not be confortable with havin a possible in law as a subordinate
in the office.
l'll suggest u approach her and find out why the relationship btw u 2 is tense.
u may ask for her suggestion.if she is not comfortable with ur relationship with her niece
she should let u know.
1st apologise 4 goin out with her niece without tellin her first.
u may give her the impression dat d relationship started on a platonic level and u never knew it will develop to this.
just talk to her and get d whole tin resolve.

******hissing********

wat type of frnd r we talkin abt here?
platonic or intimate.

ok

c u @ d top