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since it was a text msg u got, y not cal d no and inquire frm dem. \
u can tactfully ask if its a recruiting office, or wat are dey into?
if d org is true dey will give u details,if its not true, dey wont.
try not to use ur line, as in d 1 dey sent d msg to.
chances are that u r not d only 1 invited, so dey wont know wu called.
try not to give ur actual name incase dey ask.but if d peson has to take his/her time to go n
check out ur name b4 respondin,den cut d call.
am employed, but earn 4 a betta job with more pay.
4 d past 4 weeks now, an bin applyin 4 various job n got invitation 4 interview.
d 1st 1 l attended was a mess, if l kne, wuld av called b4 wastin my time dia n gettin tongue lashed by my boss.
d man wanted a PA, but not a married one, cus am married.got to kno dis after waitin 4 4hrs.
the 2nd 1 was lovely, d kind of job l alwaz dream of, but after d witten interview, l wasnt invited, cus we were about 50
dat applied. l guess l didnt do so well in the written part.
d 3rd 1 was equally good, l successfully scale through both written and oral interview. d pay was ok 4 me n d job was
less stressful.d problm l av with dem was that they work til 2 on sat.
l dont av a maid, l av 2 kids, n do all d domestic myself, except wen my hubby choose to help.
how will l cope with sat. job? wer wil l keep my kids, wu will help me with d domestics,
these n more question prevent me from takin d job.another hundle was d cost of transpotatn, which will consume
3 times wat am spendin now.
so dont end up regretin comin 2 lagos.
go 2 a business centre n call d company.
let dem know u jus want to find out if they are recruitin agent n which company r dey recruitin 4?
D 3rd job above, the administrator told us dat some1 calld to find out if dey are recruiting agents n he said no.
so if they are not, they should tell u.
l wish u success.

@ poster. r u sayin we ar all fool?
includin u cus u must av read d joke b4 postin n commenting
if l caught u?

come to think of it,
na by force make d oyinbo man chop the food?
which kain yeye hey him dey shout after he don enjoy himself?
he no fit eat anoda food?
if na me see dey shout like dat, l go just wosala am.
yeye dey smell

e mo wolu o.
wahala dey
o jigbi jigbi o.
@ Studio cfr. duro de mi o
mo nbo.

The idiot that pupu on anoda man's face.
U may say wat of d mumu dat open his bumbum in the 1st place,
bt come to tink of it, d mumu may be tryin 2 hold onto anytin that will
prevent him frm landin on the ground, den mistakenly open the cursed bumbum.
if l were to jugde, the pupu guy that cant control his bumbum will be in soup. period

@ poster the joke is old n dnt dare tell me to go n hug transformer
cus u'l get dia b4 me.
@ others.
l cudnt laugh @ d joke cus its old,
but your comments makes me laugh, infact am still laughin.
@Efemena_xy, if u are a female, den u r tryin.
jus like smthin abt u dat l wont mention here.
am nt a lesbo,so dnt tink about it.
n if u r a guy, then am married with two kids.

@ poster,
efemena_xy.
its cool.
d dog can go 4 my MIL alone.
if its caught near my hubby, l'll kill it.

l like omotola, but love genny more.
am not tribalistic, so my liking geeny is base on her professionalism.
Am yoruba.

funny

av not heard it b4, tho l cudnt laugh
cus its not a funny one but sad,realy really sad.

ok

tank God he finaly marry

u surely aint goin to be smilin @ my other comments in some joke about u.
U've not spoken rudely to my person b4, but am expectin ur rants any moments from now

@ studio. he be link say dem no put u 4 fire make u don well well wen dem born u.
ur comments are seasoned with pride,immaturity,selfishness,egotism and idiotism
@ poster, l love the way u responded to studio's unguarded and negative criticism.
u are surely more mature than he is.hence ur response.
folks like u wil surely make him realiz he is headin nowher with his load of trash.
an seen the joke b4 as well, infact not quite a forthnight ago.
but studio had it coming

they have either seen or drank yogurt b4. correction
my bad

@ studio, u r an arse.
l doubt if u r yoruba, cus ur acts is far remove from that tribe.
@ poster, l cant laugh, cus d kids seem stupid.
it means they either seem or drank yogurt b4, does it seem n taste similar
to what they drank frm the balloon?
dump kids.
if they were mine, l'l take them to the barracks.

why the hate in soccer?
its just sport (a game)
its suppose to be enjoyed, not breed hatred among its teaming fans.
this hate keeps me off this type of game.
use to be arsenal fan.

@ poster. babyme wanst rude.
cant find anger in that simple expression
"there is another thread 4 dis"
its just blunt.
lets learn to ignore some tind that doesnt seem to suit us.
but ur post is funny, its an additional info to the 1st thread
on a similar topic

*****walks out******

guys, please take it easy on poster.
jus encourage d newbie to do better next time.
a complement is not out of place.
u guys are tellin poster to keep lurkin in the background
if he/she felt his/her joke is not up to standard.
@ poster, u try jare. no mind dem agbaya, esp studio

l dont seem to be laughin at the joke as well,
that doesnt mean its not funny to some pple.
@talknafree, if l should go my ur name on nairaland (talknafree)
u r not suppose to be mad @ studio,cus u said it all (talk is free)
so let any1 say whatever they feel like - its free.
u seem mad @ studio, n u appear to be angry while he seem calm by his comment.
his actually havin fun @ ur expense (ur anger)

pple shud learn to take criticism seriously and lightly.
@talknafree, u are too hard on studio, l kno he can be naughty,
but that's y it is a joke,am sure he's jus bin funny.
de joke is ok

well

but this aint a joke.
so wat apend

wow.dis is wonderful.l wish its me.
they r rare blessings.
they look so cute n the semblance is ok.
this family is blessed

if they r real, den its damn funny

good 4 him, finally, he choose the mother of his son.

ok.

no mind dem
if u get any yeye joke post am.
joke na joke/

9ice 1

LOL.

KDK:
Gud joke, but I am sorry to inform u, it is stale,inshort so stale dat even me wey i be newbie for here know say it is stale,

@KDK. Am just readin dis joke 4 d 1st time.
so is eida l dont visit d joke section often,or l dont take my time readin all.
but l gbadu am