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Will the Real Slim Shady pls stand up...i repeat, will he stand up please

People dying like flies...everyday!


Is it not hightime we developed a reliable National Data Bank, which will be a source of info for banks, Police, etc

The forensic guys can easily trace the hairs, fingerprints, sperm residue (if the victim had been raped/slept with), etc & solve murder (and many other) cases!

9inches:
Na u gimme crase abi? Ma fu e blow eeh

***picks race***

...like a scene from one of these scary movies

IRserveMyComent:
I dont think you really do have any other choice than to run to Jesus after contacting the deadly virus.

...& I thought you'll do as you say (reserve your comment )?

richybanky:
Just refilled 6kg today @#1,640

Any Enugu-based here? I need to know the price there...

Naija don frown face die...buh we go de survive!

Wetin go be thier penalty under Shariah law Amputation or Flogging

TonyeBarcanista:
Their hope is to see the eventual winner defect to their failed party wey EDO people wan pursue for September

Wetin be dah ya name...Ngozi, abi??

Give him another round of hot grasscutter peppersoup & a bottle of Andre!!!

Acan wait for September oooo!!! That devil is a Lai! No...is an Osho! ...he must pack plus lara & all im kaya, plus all im supporters OUT! of Edo Govt House!!!

Now that they have suceeded in diverting our attention from the NASS-FG crisis & the Fayose/Aisha Debacle, can someone pause this film, so we can move on...? Hian!

No mind them...

Babangida de ooo...

Mr. Fix-it, dem neva ask am ooo...

So many cases everywhere!

But them jus want us to 'focus' on pple that don't have "Abraham na nna"

It shall be well...but we must rise up and make it well!!!

mrvitalis:
When my Uncle was eastern director of NNPC.. I was small then... But I never forgot... He told my elder brother that's.. . Them the elite will never allow the Nigerians to be comfortable because a poor man is easier to control...

When it's time to bring money to loan to Nigeria u hear 5bn, 3bn, 3bn for agricultural equipment.. . But when the government spends on them selfs u hear hundreds of billions

This money can comfortably change the lives of over 80,000 Nigerians with 3 million loans
Or 160,000 Nigerians with 1.5 million Naira loans... and this will generate and instant.. . 400,000 jobs.. And improve our GDP by over 3 billion dollars
Why are our politicians wicked?? How in the name of God will someone steal 2 billion naira..?? ?
Why not go into production and male cool cash

My dear, the situation is sooo pathetic! Sometimes, I get angry...very angry! with stories like these!

There are many...in fact, numerous ways to solve problems or tackle situations. But no! Most of us...especially people in charge of affairs only work to service their pockets! They don't even kno dat u can even have more if u do it right!

There are some expenditures that must not be heard anymore in govt circles! Not in this period of dearth of funds!

We have eager youths (millions of them) hungry to use time, finance, raw materials, etc to do exploits! But just like your uncle said, you can only manipulate people as long as they are poor, unfulfilled & left @ d lower echelons of the society...

But I know that 'ò gagh'adigide'...it wont remain like this forever!!! SMH 4 Naija

Yes...in future continuous past past past past paaaaaaaast tense; there, it might be possible!

adewumiopeyemi:
6 STOP WATCHING MOJI IN UR PHONE.... IT WILL SPOIL THE PHONE BATTERY

Pls, what is MOJi? Is it a new Seasonal Film...?

Lemme think 1st...

9inches:
This guy looks familiar. Isn't he the president of Masters Energy?

Ya crase nefa stop

MyX1:
Contrary to claims by the
Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) that they did
not receive any Notice of Appeal
from Governor Okezie Ikpeazu or
an injunction stopping the
Commission from issuing a
Certificate of Return to Dr. Uche
Ugah, the Attorney General of
Abia State, Mr. Umeh Kalu, has
said that INEC lied in its claims.
A proof service has shown that
the Commission did indeed
receive the two important
documents and it was signed for
by Saleh N. Ibrahim, Senior
Clerical Officer at the Legal
Services Department of the
Commission's Headquarters,
Abuja, who stamped the Notice
of Appeal and Injunction with
the Commission's official stamp
by 12.50pm on Wednesday, June
29, 2016.
"It's unfortunate that INEC said
that it was not served. But the
truth is that they were served. I
have a proof to that. Saleh N.
Ibrahim, Senior Clerical Officer
at the Legal Services Department
of the Commission's
Headquarters, Abuja, who
stamped the Notice of Appeal
and Injunction with the
Commission's official stamp by
12.50pm on Wednesday, June
29, 2016.
"With the foregoing, it is now
clear that the Commission had
no reason or cause to proceed
with their dangerous action of
issuing a Certificate of Return to
Dr. Uche Ogah when it was
clearly in receipt of a Notice of
Appeal and Stay of Execution
expressly forbidding them from
taking any further action on the
Judgment of Justice Okon Abang
of the Federal High Court
pending the determination of the
Appeal in the case.
"It is rather surprising that the
Commission could lend itself to
be used for an act capable of
destabilizing a State in Nigeria
with the attendant consequences
for anarchy and breakdown of
law and order." Kalu said.
The Abia State Government
wishes to reiterate for the
umpteenth time that Dr. Okezie
Ikpeazu remains the Governor of
Abia State irrespective of
whatever order was issued by the
Federal High Court and the
consequential actions of the
Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC) pending the
full exhaustion of all judicial
avenues of seeking redress.
Abia State is a peaceful State
consisting of law-abiding citizens
but their patience should not be
stretched and their civility taken
for granted. The citizens of Abia
State will resist any attempt to
subvert their will which they
freely expressed at the polls and
which was affirmed by the
Supreme Court .

Who be the people wey vote for am? Is it a hidden fact that you've already lost ur legitmacy a very long time ago?

Supreme what? Hmmm...story! We are all here watching

Guilty as charged...

More games...

We are watching...

E don happen! Godfatherism is almost dead in Abia!

MrDavidson:
A common sense reply back to the writer: The problem we're currently facing didn't begin with the current administration. Before GEJ left, power generation had dipped to nearly 0MW and the pain of crass embezzlement and low oil prices was already taking its toll on Nigerians with more than 25 states unable to pay workers' salaries. It was when Buhari came in that states were given billions of naira in loans. Buhari also paid nearly N500bn being a backlog of what GEJ admin owed to oil marketers.

If this problem had begun a year after Buhari came in, I'd have had every cause to blame him, but not so. The problem was already on before he came in.

Come...wey u? Nò let me release my anger oo! See this one oo...#500billion was released & so what? I thought your Napoleon said that there was nothing like subsidy? Nd'ire ite-n'ani!!! Nine-tongued leaders!!

Zombies! Napoleonites!

Always finding new ways to defend their god!!!

Call a spade, a spade...the present govt. (in a bid to shield their ineptitude) has failed, & is now struggling in shame to cover the open secret - we are doomed! SMH

BossKratos:
The inconsequential ramblings of a daft wailing animal!



Chai! Even my son laughed at this _retarded post, and he is only 4!



My brother if suffering is your own portion abeg try and change the dimension in which your destiny is currently stuck!



And 1 last thing, wetin be BAG GUY? Abi buhari don dey work for "bagco super sack?"




On 2nd thought, If I may ask, you don eat today so? Because "alarm breeds confusion" you know?
Lmfao!!!

Soory ooo, I never knew that it was you oo! You know, I thought you were the other of your deranged friend that stays at the other trashpit...

...& oh you finally got her pregnant? Chai, after people kept chasing you away from her, eh? You still got the old mad woman pregnant?

& she gave you a boy? Wow! The boy is four already! Stop getting your fellow deranged people pregnant naa...or is it the new Zombie way

Shift jòöòòrr make I see better people!!!

Wesely01:
Are you sure are holding your laptop,phone or whatever you using to read this story the right way or upside down. Because why on Earth would you compare 1984 to 2016, what's wrong with you now ?

Why una de mind am naa he is one of these 'indomie' kids who never knew anything before 1999!

bosschinalu:
I LOVE YOUR HANDLE...

Ovrigar'do! Hope you will vote for me in the upcoming Nairaland Most Interesting Moniker Contest?

cc: Flavor...alias "Eze-nnunu", alias the King of Beauty Queens...

Flavor...

Flavor...

Flavor!!! You no de hear!!! Allow this 1 to enjoy her singlehood in piece, abeg!

Eh, you say 'you no fit'? Say 'no be your fault say you handsome & de sexy'? Say na dem de find ya trouble'?

Make I see ya leg...sorry, moto near her dormot!!!

quid:
After all this grammar, we never fit see certificate.

A taya for these Squealers wey full for nl ooo! Even my small nephew wey de Sec. School...just to play small game, I told him to #ShowMeYourFSLC, & he went in & brought it out!

Aaah ah, why defend the indefensible...?

Can you imagine

BossKratos:




This message/thread was endorsed by a frustrated, pained and struggling wailer!





Kindly redirect this piece of _shit letter to otueke!


Cc: DHL!

Hnmmm...

I didn't want to reply you...but on a 2nd thougt

Zombies are so funny...

How do you seem to enjoy this suffering & smiling life of yours, huh?

Tell me you didn't read the piece very well...maybe I will understand! You must have seen a part that showed distaste for crass looting during GEJ's tenure...

Zombies...

Descendants of Boxer in Animal Farm!

Cousins of Lair Mohammed (Squealer)!
Bearers of depressing information!

Worshippers of Napoleon & his nine dogs!

You guys are pathethic relatives of Squealer - who's work is to convince the other 'animals' to support tyranny!!!

Continue...

"Napoleon is always right", "Never you question Napoleon's orders"... those are your slogans...

Can't you see the walls & roof caving in on us all...or are you so obscured, huh?

Continue...

We are all watching...

Soon, bread will be a sauce for only the rich...

Soon, 'pot-of-soup' thieves will graduate...

Soon, fish will join tomatoes to be out of reach...

Biscuits are now from #20 upwards, have you noticed...? Tom-tom & other confectionaries will join the train!

Every good & service seem to demand a piece of the action...you wake up and are greeted with new prices of goods!!!

We've lost the #5...soon, #10 will be in the archives...

Zombies...

Look around you...your membership is dwindling so fast it could soon compete with the Zimbabwean Dollar!

You need WAILERS...

People that can point @ Napoleon and his dogs and say "That's the BAG GUY!"

I don't see 'Sai Buhari' anymore! Why

Do we still have a Constitution?

What is most bizzaire than "Show us your certificate"...& someone resorts to paying Senior lawyers to respond! What response is far-reaching like "This is the certificate" or "Cambridge, display my certificate"!

Before you say 'fhimmm!', don't paste any more thrash here! People now know berra...

[quote author=samdontdelay post=47055557]any proof. quote author=AngryNigerian

Proof of what?

Dear Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, though I was one of those who made the system hot for you when you were in office through endless articles and criticisms on national dailies and online blogs, I regret to say that just within 13 months that you relinquished the insignia of power, the prices of essential commodities have gone out of the reach of common people.Things are so bad that Nigerians now steal pot of soup on fire.

Nigeria is now drifting towards the Abacha era. Nigerians have watched and are still watching in aghast as things have suddenly gone awry. No essential basic amenity is working in Nigeria as I write. Your successors have refused to tar a kilometer of road since you left and those roads that you constructed, rehabilitated and reconstructed have been abandoned. The Federal Roads Maintenance Agency (FERMA) has been technically scrapped. Of course, things were not rosy under you but today, the situation is worse and pathetic.

Dear Ebele, I want to concur with your critics that you presided over a festival of corruption but common people never had it bad this way when you were in Abuja. We thought the economy was bad then but today it is hemorrhaging. The only thing working presently in Nigeria is the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission’s massive probe of your party’s CAMPAIGN FUNDS.

Nonetheless, the purpose of writing you this epistle is just to inform you that the Kaduna-Abuja Rail that you constructed and the train you bought (which WE called Locomotive product then) will be commissioned in few days' time by President Buhari for the use of Nigerian people.

Dear Ebele, history will be kind to you for being the only President Nigeria ever had that has no skyscraper anywhere on the world. While your predecessor, Olusegun Obasanjo and his deputy, Atiku Abubakar built private universities for themselves and their families, you built 12 and 6 public universities and polytechnics respectively for the use of Nigerians. Thousands of Nigerians got gainful employments through the aforementioned institutions.

The national minimum wage that you gave to Nigerians is now being taken away by those who took power from you. Prices of petrol, cooking gas and kerosene are no more within the reach of common people. Yam, pepper, onion, rice, beans, garri and even corn are gradually becoming the food of the ELITES in Nigeria.

The federal teaching hospitals that you built and upgraded are now at the mercy of no drugs. Medical personnel are now working without motivation. It’s strike everyday in the health sector.

The situation of power supply in Nigeria has gone from bad to poor. Massive jobs lost now pervade the organized private sector.

Entrepreneurs are now wailing as businesses drain down. The automobile motor plants that you facilitated to Nigeria are now returning back to where you brought them from. Sadly and most unfortunately, the media industry that connived with your opponents to send you out of office is still in conviviality with the ELITES to the detriment of the common people.

Dear Ebele, please note that you are not a saint but time and events have proved that majority of your critics are empty barrels. They are noisemakers. Time has showed that they are worse than you. The rights to speech and expression that we enjoyed under you have now moved from rights to privileges. As local and raw your wife Patience was, she never called a sitting governor a MAD DOG. Let me just stop here, sir.

Adeleye wrote from Aafin Compound, Ilogbo-Ekiti, Ekiti state

seguno2:
All I see above are excuses and rationalisation of the INDISCIPLINE, which is the reason for the OBESITY on both sexes.
QED!!!

Don't you know APC members when you see them? They are full of excuses and the pic below will tell you more...