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chocolateme:
but she is not caught in the act, that's y I commented. U should catch her collecting first, then I will lead the bandwagon against kworopshion.

Lol...kwuruption indeed!

chocolateme:
Continue collecting madam, one day Buhari go collect from you
But Op wetin concern you? Are you a bus driver? She dey collect from you?
Anyway I don't believe you until you prove me wrong with her collection in motion

Chocolateme eeeeeeiiiiii! Will we ever be able to stop corruption if we sound like you Itz a good idea naa, let him do it!

SunnyBlaze1:

why are u angry nigerian?

$1 ~= #300
A litre of petrol = #150-200
Inflation is in two digits & climbing, except for airtime!
APC has denied ALL their promises especially the #5k stipends, so that my younger ones will stop bothering me!
EEDC billed me #5,600 for February for a 1-room Self Con!
Politicians do not steal money again; dey now cart it away...Dasuki is a glaring example!
And so on...


Are you convinced?

...& the one by the left is meant for Liar Mohammed!

Chaiii!!! Õòkwanu mmadu chukwu kere e ke di ihe a o!

Nothern presidency = Southern party chairman, simple

Okay...next horrific news, please

Chaiiiii

Rexnegro:
give her river not fish...

By her income, she'll be earning ~#60-#80k average! & thatz six to seven times wat Lady Linda is doling out to her...to start a biz!

Read her post again!

tpiar:
why not help her find a more convenient job in addition to dashing out money, however, is Linda a bank, with the way she's giving out cash anyhow.

what exactly is her game plan, because obviously if its just about dashing out money ceaselessly, the cash for don finish.

How is she making the money back?

and can she not help men in addition to women?

Dirty questions!

Can a leopard change its appearance Them still wear PDP slippers naa!

Was that not y a crook like Thiefmipreye could be recalled from the doldrums to take a bow! Chai! Even Amaechi sef!!!

I jus de laff

If I hear...


R u sure im no go der de change d titles for im properties?

...& why r d cetre seats looking different?

...sure it doesn't have transmission issues, because that's the common faults of these vehs? Anyway, cnt it sell for less?

Good Morning Nairaland people!
I felt like taking a cruise through the laws that mods have spelt out for using this forum, since the banning rate is becoming directly proportional to that of dollar rise .

And I noticed so many interesting things...

Ofu:- There's no Law No. 17! (Is it the Mods' law, or a gross oversight?)

Ibūō:- Most of the laws are rephrased editions of each other

Itō:- There is little or no Democracy in churning out these laws (there's nothing like "We, Nairalanders do solemnly undertake to...blah-blah-blah), which goes a long way to show why the laws are broken everytime!

Inō:- A lot of Nairalanders enjoy breaking Law Nos. 2, 3, 4, 6, 9, 12, 15, 19 & 20! (Meanwhile, must Biafra be mentioned as example, huh? Why not say 'agitators')

Ise:- Punishments are not spelt out for those that instigate others by inciting hate comments

How do you think these laws can be improved upon so as to be more effective?

Which of them have you disobeyed, and were you given the chance to appeal the mod's decision

Now...sit, relax; take a cruise with me as we check out these Laws (Seun's Laws). Enjoy

Seun's 1st Law -
Please post all threads in the right section, and don't derail threads by posting off topic.

Seun's 2nd Law -
Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to Nairaland members OR THEIR TRIBES.

Seun's 3rd Law -
Don't threaten, support or DEFEND violent acts against any person, tribe, race, animals, or group (e.g. rape).

Seun's 4th Law -
Discussions of the art of love-making should be restricted to the hidden sexuality section.

Seun's 5th Law -
Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland.

Seun's 6th Law -
Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed.

Seun's 7th Law -
Don't say, do, or THREATEN to do anything that's detrimental to the security, success, or reputation of Nairaland.

Seun's 8th Law -
Don't post false information on Nairaland.

Seun's 9th Law -
Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g scams, plagiarism, hacking, gay meetings, incitement, promoting Biafra.

Seun's 10th Law -
Don't violate the privacy of any people e.g. by posting their private pics, info, or chats without permission.

Seun's 11th Law -
Don't create distracting posts with: ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc.

Seun's 12th Law -
Don't insert signatures into your posts. Instead, add the desired signature to your profile.

Seun's 13th Law -
Please report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland using the (Report) button.

Seun's 14th Law -
Please search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland.

Seun's 15th Law -
Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them.

Seun's 16th Law -
Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland.

(Please, did anyone notice with me, that there's no 17th Law? SMH)

Seun's 18th Law -
Don't spam the forum by advertising in the wrong places or posting the same content many times.

Seun's 19th Law -
Don't use alternate accounts to access Nairaland after being banned. If you do, make sure we don't find out.

Seun's 20th Law -
Complaints to or against moderators must be sent privately. Please don't disobey, disrespect, or defame them.

Seun's 21st Law -
Please spell words correctly when you post, and try to use perfect grammar and punctuation.

Seun's 22nd Law -
Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin) or investments.

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AngryNigerian

...eternally angry over all the unbelievable attrocities that happen in Naijuria

ifeomaekol:
married for ova 15 yrs? Dts a wowwwww

I marò? Hmmm...y she remains 1 of my crushes, even with 5 kids! Wit all the 'yeyebrity' wahala, she still de exudes this sweet nectar all over her!

...& flaunts the Akpotha like 'gerarahia mehn'!

ifeomaekol:
Not at all-----dt guy didn't commit suicide, smone made it look like one. Look at d rope, wia d rope is bn hung, look @he's feet n look @ he's entire body. He was murdered and he's body was moved, he wasn't killed dia, someone moved his body and made it look like suicide.

I said it!!! Yea, u seem to b keen with details..a good one! Did u study Criminology

snailspeed:
On one hand, I like the fact that the children involved include the orphans from the massacre. On the other hand I am livid with the Benue people. If the FG wont protect you, why sit there and die like chickens?

What is wrong with the middle belt?

Very simple...the belt is holding them @ the middle!!!

Una neva start

Hian!! People de read book ooo

What do I even know? Lemme comment sha

In some climes, Lai Mohammed for don resign before PMB come back for saying that there was nothing like 'budget padding'!!

These celebs riding on our intelligence, keeping us busy reading about & commenting on their dirty lifestyles!!!


Anyway, i know that #1 will one day be equal to $1...

austinosita:
Bros, abeg no mind them! You are so much on point.

Won't mind your link tho

Yes bro...dont mind them! I just told a friend abt them, he called his 'contact', & is on his way for the DSS own! Tanx...dont mind those that want you to break d kernel, grate it and spit it into their mouths!!!

Maaaaama coooooooome and seeeeeeee oooooo!!!!



















...& this is just smaaaaall compared to what is inside those creeks!!! I now imagine why them de go round & round for Government house...to avoid stories that touch!!!

...& I said it! I just said it!!!

We are heading for the Promise Land