₦airaland Forum

Hmmm...i'm totally speechless!

Tallesty1:
Reason some men may not marry her, ie if she's interested in marriage at all.

1. She talks too much.

2. She brags alot, sign of immaturity. I can't buy fake bags because I bought half a billion house and plenty other nonsense like that.

3. She spends wastefully, I know it is her money but there are better things to put them in, some shops do not have the number of shoes she has.

4. She likes competition, especially with other celebs. Women like that can spend the last kobo they have and still borrow just to please the society and they will either dump you, kill you or commit suicide when money stops coming.

5. She has a pest as a sister.

...& you forgot to mention that she is rumoured that she participated in the #Dasukigate, so men no want stories that touch! But, jokes apart she could be a nice & cool lass inside oo...just that men & ego

lonelydora:
He seems unhappy

...& praying so hard that Ooni must not die before him! That culture though...which kain idea be that!

Good morning dear Nairalanders...

I have been an ardent listener of inspiring speeches by various inspirational leaders. And I read a lot about strategies meticulously put up and implemented by countries that have challenges in creating jobs for their citizens.

Our country has been battling with how to employ her teeming young people and distract them from crimes and other vices. However, it is evident that a lot more have to be done for us to achieve appreciable sucess in our collective bid to solve this teething problem of mass joblessness.

Intrestingly, it has become a recurrent point in almost all levels of political discourse and activity. We are constantly inundated with stories and promises on how government "will" tackle the issue of unemployment at local, gubernatorial, legislative, and national elections. However, there have been little or no efforts that are consciously made to follow up on those "Uthopian" promises.

It is so disheartening to see many youths languishing in the world of unemployment, underemployment or misemployment. In addition, the wages/salaries paid by some firms and even the government is so low that you see some 'emoloyed' persons queuing up as job seekers at recruitment centres!

Once, i saw a lady at NPHCDA recruitment. She drives an Armada. We also overheard she has four kids and owns/manages a very big departmental stores in FCT. And she works with a state government agency. She feels 'underemployed', right? Yes, it happens a lot around us, though with various variants. And these instances are fuelled by factors like dissatisfaction, job redundancy, greed and covetousness, and related issues. How sad!

It is my candid opinion that specific efforts (i repeat, specific!) must be made by the government to tackle this scourge. Pursuant to achieving the function that Sections 14 of the Nigerian Constitution as amended vests on the government, she must urgently convene an all-encompassing, far-reaching National Summit on tackling the problem of unemployment. At the end of it, an executive bill should be prepared and sent to the National Assembly for passage.

Part of the resolution forwarded in the bill should be the creation of an agency which will solely harnesses activities and efforts to steadily tackle the problem of unemployed. The agency could be called National Employment Bereau (NEMB). It's objectives will be, among others as follows:
1. Harmonise all of government's efforts and policies aimed at creation of jobs.
2. Ensure job satisfaction for workers by carrying out surveys and advising government on quarterly basis.
3. Developing a massive database (electronic) for ALL job openings in private and public establishments and update same every day/week. This would be made assessible to the public.
4. Embark on various projects (PPPs) that will employ many persons and take them off the labour market. It should include agricultural ventures, housing estates, artisanal hubs, ICT parks, etc. These ventures will be solely developed by and for the unemployed.
5. Liaise with NYSC Management to a) sharpen the skills of Corps members through trainings; b) link the qualified ones with the establishments that have job openings and; c) moderate entrepreneurship skills development among the Corpers and meticulously manage intrested ones to establish and manage their businesses.
6. Develop mega schemes and programmes that are aimed at creating jobs and skills development for the unemployed youths and submit same for approval.
7. Build up a database of the unemployed and update on weekly basis, with their CVs updated regularly by officers in the Bereau. This would then be used by various levels of government and private firms to help those that are enrolled and for agencies/bodies that are into skill acquisition trainings.
8. Build network models of wealth creation systems for young people. This would need the Bereau to go & understudy workable products and modify it for use here in the country. This part of the Bereau's function will need fantastic brains (think-tanks) to create long lasting business/wealth models that will churn out an array of new and unique businesses.
9. The Bereau could also set up a contributry scheme for the unemployed (contributions will be voluntary & percentages of wages paid to them after completing assigned jobs). The contributions would then be used to help entrepreneurs among them set up businesses.
It could also manage thrifts for groups that wish to.

If we all want the change we all wish for, then we must all strive to do things differently and proactively, make result-driven efforts and implement ideas that will tremendously transform our society for good! If only the President or his acolytes will buy this idea! If only they were Nairalanders!!!

N.B: Modifications and suggestiona are welcome, as a tree cannot make a forest.

David Mark...where is he from

That name is not Nigerian



...but congratz shaa

D guy holding his staff though...is he his abobaku

Soon, he'll resign as Minister of Petroleum Resources & create/head Ministry of Tourism...
He has even travelled more than one wierd-looking chimp from SW who destroyed this country in the name of 'leading' us!

Should we blame Goodluck Jonathan for this?

From Excess Crude Account...now we have over-wetin account? Okay...I jus de wait to read other n/landers' comments...

The Army is suceeding...

Though it reminds me of Israel and the Canaanites

Okay...leave him to say the truth naa

Okay...***watching Nigeria #GoInGdIGiTaL***

But...d lady still de firm ooo! Or na padded stuffs she carry? Why guys no wan make ds girl life meaningful small

Pls, before you quote or curse me...I'm just trying to make #UncommonSense

Okay...where is Lai? Come and deny this one oo! Or...

Zombies & E-rats go be like "why is this man setting up dinner for wailers naa!"...& they'l be like "food for the wailers"...

Wailers go be like "We thought the ineffectual buffon was a 'no-do-good' president? Why are you adopting his progressive ideas?" Then some will be like "Once, it was one Fash who confessed; now Chy has followed suit...soon Lai will do so!"

I jus de laf...dazzul

I'm watching both of you in diGiTal for now...


Flavor babes...

This 'largest & fastest growing economy in Africa' should stop for once, please! People are hungry and terribly suffering...a lot of our people, actually! & they feel terrible about it!!!

See am, like say no be im bros dem make we begin to know am!!! Go back jioooorrrr

It has happened! For those that I once doubted & cursed that it won't happen, I plead for forgiveness...

Sleekyshuga:
And I'm standin' on the front line
And the Lord ask me what I did with my life
I will say I spent it with you

If I wake up in WW 3
I see destruction and poverty
And I feel like I want to go home
It's okay if your commin' with me
#Whitney H....

Kai...
Ooo gbuoo muoooooo!

Ooo gbuoo muooooooooo!


***slump and faints***

dedons:
bros na only a cup of distilled water I take o.

I go need small oo

...seems she is looking for cheap attention from Buhari

Is it true that Nigeria is the closest country to hell, or we are under the influence of some diabolic forces

dedons:
APC don finish this country oooo...


Chai!

Change indeed.

Guy, how many shots u take?

Sleekyshuga:
Polyandry

If tomorrow was Judgement Day...

TippyTop:
Lalasticlala dey sleep?

...just 7 lashes, & lalasticlala woke up!

peacengine:
Even Sahara reporters has joined wailers


Form don finish

No, the bus don full...extra luggage should join train...

Sleekyshuga:


I am waiting for jaybee3 to propose

Me nkö? I de warm up too

Sleekyshuga:


I am waiting for jaybee3 to propose

Me nkö? I de warm up to come oo

Dlionsheart:
Abeg no vex oo,
Do you have a degree in MUMU ?
OR
You think APC will replace you with lie Mohammed as another NATIONAL LYING MACHINE

My brother!!! Maybe his uncle that promised him job is in APC

Gbawe:
What is this character saying? Why won't Nigerians and the entire universe not blame GEJ? Did he sack or bring to book the Nigerian Minister who scammed Nigerian youth over the promise of jobs that did not exist and even sent some to their death in the process? How about Maina and many GEJ simply ignored after their deleterious wrongdoings were exposed? You fans of GEJ have no mouth to talk. No one is foolish enough to think Buhari is infallible but many of us believe in him because we know he will not condone or abet wrongdoing and wrongdoers as others before him did. That is a very good start for Nigeria because impunity and lawlessness is the bane of our nation. People steal billions and practise fraud openly confident in the security GEJ and other had given them that there will be no consequences for their actions.

After blabbing, then you find time to do what I told you to...