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***in Buu-buu's voice*** "...his interest in the guber election when his ex is a senator is sekwandalous

Stop the two fighting now or...



You are banned!!!

ClintonDal & eleko1

Leaders always doing the unnecesary since 1820 BC!

He's not a lion anymore ooo...somebody ti take over!

Good...



May I pay for this land, should in case...

...make I buy enof land wey i go sell when we head to FP!

Give them a break naaa! Can't they use it to assist in conveying their stuffs if the vehicle is temporarily not being used for operation?! Army & Police de use their own de convey items too!!! Shiounnn!


Okaaayyyy! E be like say dem don book you, so you de look for how to smear their name...

dubemnaija:
No be only avengers

These guys watch kids TV a lot

Thatz what we said when Yusuf & d gang started their own "kids TV"

Trigger-hungry men in black!


But i still prefer their case to Road Safety own oooooo

esmeralda1:
So for una mind una don put pixture abi. May God grant him speedy recovery IJN

U wan see kiniko, huh? Na small boy own oo...


In other news, was his own mistakenly flogged with d same wire If not, case still de...

Just resign go jiooooorrrr! Whoever nominated him 4 the position, & whoever voted for him!

TheEnQuirer:
A virgin who partakes in cunnilinctus and fellation is the exemption of a virgin, you should know this. You cannot draw up a conclusion and stereotype a group with the behaviour of a mythical few. A girl who gets into marriage as a Virgin has a higher chance keeping to her fidelity vows than a non virgin. This is statistically proven and I can furnish them to you if you want.

A lady with multiple body counts have a lesser odd bonding with a single man, statistically supported too.

A virgin bride comes with a higher moral standard, chastity and deplays a higher sense of trust and self control. And above all less baggage from the ghost of the past.

I'm not necessarily advocating a virgin wife. Every generation is different and sex has taken a different dimension as has culture. And I won't count virginity or lack thereof for or against any lady I wish to marry.

But sometimes, we have to say the coldblooded truth!

Gbaammm! How many times u 1 make i say 'God bles u'?

QueenValerie:
There are plenty virgin men.More than folks know.
They don't come from the womb experienced.

Kaii! You r so right!!! I kno a lot of my kind (#TeamMaleVirgins)...
Like I always say, people that do wrong things have a way of coperating better than those that do right ones, and they are like "shuooo! U mean say u never see her pant" or they easily brand those that stick to good life & principles as "pastors" & cajole them! & fear of that won't let damsels/guys reveal that they are! If only we had a way of knowing ourselves & building bonds and encouraging ourselves! Sometyms, i wsh God placed on us this 'indicator' like say a visible spot on the face that'll clear off immediately you have your 1st sex! E go sweet die eh!!!

We can have a #TeamVirgin here on nairaland, yes!!! QueenValeria, can you start it

mymadam:
Ah, ah, tomorrow nah!

...as in Tuesday

Mods...food don done oooo! Soon, it'l head for fp...


Old women wey no go leave stage for young ones...if I should ask, when are the youths going to become the leaders they have always been told aboutabout

OsusuMustFlow:
was thinking same way

Did we drink the same type of drug

It depends on the width of the JT (though i sometyms wonder y because na der pikin de drop from)...if there is little or no lubrication, you might feel pain also. Also you could experience that if you don't relax & enjoy d 'show' - maybe itz not mutual, or you r jus doing it for its sake & its not from ur heart. Make love with the 1 u love, & who loves you! When you relax & do it right, the v*gin*l walls will be flooded with oily lubricating juice!

You could help relieve it by using some S*x gels and lubricants, if you still feel rigid...

What do I even kno sef...#TeamVirginUntilSheSaysIDo

Keneking:
But where is lalasticlala sef

S/he's waiting for "Tonto in a selfie with a Chimp"

***angrynigerian, if them ban u!!!***

Can any good news ever come from this evil men dey call DSTV?

CPC, the next thing we want is a Prepaid Card (Pay-as-you-Watch)...

..after then, can we find a way to break this monopoly, even if Ben Bruce & Dokpesi go set up parallel DSTV, I no mind!

Anyway, Hell-Tea-Hen or na Empty-Hen is next!

#TeamNewTribe, as Ossy talk

...& the above comments just made me forget what I was about to say!

Choiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! I go fall for ground in shock first oo

Wow! Look at the lovely boy!!!


So full of smiles and life! Long live the Obi!!!





...the third pic though; im be like 'How I go manage de lord over this old men?"

peppyluv02:
She can't even spell. Anyway,common with the yeyebrities.
Annie, it's 'order' not 'oder'. 'I'm a' not 'Am a'.

Hhmm, nne face ya front oo...if she catch u ee

netizenbuzz:
Honestly, I don't get your point. Explain better please.

So...you get time read this rubbish? Na my sister wen no want make im guy chuck am been tell me to write am ooo...


Anyway, jokes apart eh..i was saying that whether u still hold on oo, or u no fit, or u loss am by any other means, we are all one! So, letz stop this attempt 2 see this group as better or worse!

...& here is another reason why I love psychology!

You kno, i read through your expòsé, & I find it sooooo amusing when i read stuffs like this! What's this heck about nonvirgins becoming touchy about it all, & then struggling hard to convince people that "virginity is so alien, so archaic, so old-fashioned, so this so that'?!

It's a blessing & so amazing to hear that someone had stuck to his/her choice! One decides that "Mtschwww, abeg I can't hold it again!" & the other says "I wont let myself be messed up in the sex world". Then the one that feels it can't be possible looks @ the other like "is it for real?"

In summary, I'm a #TeamVirgin...& I know that it gives the nonvirgins a complex. It happens even when you tell people that you don't club, you don't drink, you dnt smoke! The question is whether it is right or wrong?

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

...& u never add Benin Republic own sef

I hear say Cefa don apreciate, & that it is now cheaper to buy vehicles in Naija than to buy it @ Cotonou!

Anyway, #Buhari till 2023!

Dee-dee was even pursuing you up & down, saying 'take $759mill, forgive...den leave d rest', you say laye! Now, thank you...u no see; dont mention even don miss!!!

My take: i dont support looters...all i'm saying is #Jail #Them #All if they have been found wanting: we dont even need their plea...!!!




But...NO! He'll only love to sustain his ineptitude by keeping us busy with blame games, excuses, etc! Not forgeting the #Budget2016 crimes hovering over his head that he & his acolytes are struggling to divert our attentions from!!! #YeyeDeSmellEveryWhereYouGo

Okaaaaayyyyy! I know what happened!!!

You use your hand, abi na cucumber

Wow! To be cameraman eh, you go de often see all these things wen celebrities de hide!

...& the babe no fine though

Nawa ooo! You haven't even convicted them yet, you are already complaining of lack of funds to do what!

How did we get to this point ieeeei? I'v never seen a government so apt to complain!!!


Okay, mortgage part of the so-called loot to those dat will help repartriate them naa...like saying 'if you help us get this money, we shall give you ...%!'

Boko Haram spirit don enter them?

You see! They have started practising what they saw the terrorists doing! These small boys need massive reorientation...but government will not listen to us!!!

Bruce can be a Minister for all I care! One man I would love to go up there...

Dr. Akinwumi Adesina...President, AfDB!


But...ha ga-ekwe kwanu?