₦airaland Forum

queenbetsy:
if 1+1=10 and 1+10=11, 10/11=1+1÷1+10=2/10 simply put, in binary,it is =10/1011

Naw its not a binary maths, its just a logical expression...

evegran:
Lol which "bonga" fish will even look at you?

If u be bonga fish sorry,my post was meant for a bonga fish.. I thought u were a lady/Gentleman

Rolly83:
You mean in your dreams?

Which kind malaria dream be that ,I mean for real...

daviyjones:
Every man's dream is to marry/date a figure8 girls, who will marry the fat ones? Will they be begging guys to date them?

This is not fair!

I hardly see guys fatansizing about fat girls. Even nairaland guys.

To my fans pardon me no list this time.

you cant generalize.. I love busty women how do u expect me to marry a bonga fish ,like seriously..

lalasticlala:
http://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2015/04/04/under-me-your-money-will-be-safe-buhari/

King of the north (KON) since 1984
King of the north-west(KONOW) since 2015

lalasticlala:
Good Friday Church Service: President Jonathan, Governor Dickson, JK Opara, Aguariavwodo & Igali at Villa Chapel.

https://mobile.twitter.com/abati1990/status/584249557564973056

Chai I love this man...
PATIENCE IS LUCKY TO HAVE GOODLUCK...

AustineE1:
.....jobless lots in USA are indirectly lobbying for their own share of the 'national cake',with your dual citizenship,you better stay back in your America.Back home many people need those appointments more than the diaspora.
And the bad news is that the general is surrounded by occupational thiefs,serial forgers,proffessional looters,financial scavangers,spillagers and megalomaniacs.
His kitchen cabinet will definately comprise of all those with above attributes,in the likes of Rochas Okorocha when he loses his gubernatorial election,Tinubu's boyz,Atikus Boyz,Rotimi Amaechi,Ngige,Kwankwaso or his boyz,notorious propagandist Lai Mohammed,Ghali Na'aba etc....simply put,Ali Baba and the forty thiefs!

To me buhari is

King of the North/west (KONOW)...

Flets:
With Tinubu at the helm of affairs, the incoming government is already a failed one.

With Amaechi tipped as SGF, Its business as usual.

With Saraki seeking senate president, Nigerians should forget about any law at the favour of the masses

Ngige who openely agreed to rigging his way into anambra state govt house under PDP is already tipped for a ministerial role..... what greater corruption?

Okorocha who would be losing his seat next Saturday is also favoured to be part of the new cabinet after his monumental fraud in Imo state

Who is more PDP than Amaechi? .... 8 years as speaker of house and 6.5yrs as governor all under PDP.

Who is more PDP than Bukola? .... 8 years as governor under PDP, Almost four years as Senator under PDP.

Where is the change?

THIS IS POST IS EXCELLEN-TE

when half of APC members are former PDP members how can we call that a honest change..

Liverpool without suarez is like pepper soup without pepper..

Rolly83:
Sowiee dude!!! Can't you use a transformer?

Why should I use a transformer when I have you by my side... that will be waste of money...

Dannidom:
dumb *ss

Smart *ss answer the question..

Let see how smart you are....


How many triangles are there in this pics?

Otenestbestyaho:
When will buhari die? I want our man to become president oooo, no time @ all. Yoruba man must be president in a matter of month.

sorry this your plan will never work, you cant be president by playing second fiddle.. if this is tinubu political calculation then he is definitely using a wrong formula...

I know when osibanjo/tinubu wants presidency thats when the marriage between the west/north will get K-Leg,by then the west will look to east/south for support which wont come....

domido:
This is an Insult on Buhari. What stops her from comin here since she wants to make friend. Make she park well jare. Who she don help?!.

if She cant come down then General Buhari should not go there...

emisquare99:
Abeg, this people should go and sit down jare... Why are they all inviting him like he's some errand boy? Can't they come down to visit him?

Good talk. Buhari is a general in Nigeria not an errand boy...

mensdept:
I remember that Saddam Hussein was once a friend to these guys, and when he wanted to go a different direction they said no and overthrew him.

Now Buhari, who during his military rule was criticized buy these same folks, who also supported his overthrow, now are inviting him and pretending that all is well

LOL

Eventhore many folks called GEJ Mr clueless he was never a puppet to the west thats why obama and co never supported his government.. buhari has to be careful with this white folks, these are the same western folks that predicted that Nigeria will breakup this year..

God used Goodluck to avoid that now the socalled western folks are trying to play friends.

The same west that supported Apartheid regime in South Africa were still they same folks celebrating Mendela...

General buhari please be wise.
The west want Africa to remain under-developed. You are now President of Nigeria not President of the North/west...

egift:
While Jonathan is doing all he can to stay out of jail, get a warm retirement arrangements that will help him keep most of his loots - some ignorant TANiods are trying to put Sand-Sand in his Garri

Now where are those who promised hell to stop Buhari and Nigerian?

I have always maintained: This Change Is Unstoppable. God has remembered Nigerians and has delivered us from the claws of Corruption.

Sai Buhari. God bless Africa.

buhari won period theres no need trying to insult Goodluck, I really want Buhari to fight corruption and jailed all past corrupt politicians,
but first he must start that sanitation in APC..

Rolly83:
Interesting story tho,"Men tapping current" from ladies since 1500BC!!

Ladies generating over-voltage since 23BC..
Lol

condralbede:
Taaaaa.....swear say u didn't enjoy d touching body,u ma hv ur own tricks,dats y u raised ur arms for d guy to be robbing scrubbing ur br***t

Why naw hahahahahahag
Why are u like this hahahahahahahahahah

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel, i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there was still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i Entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an unconfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer untill his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our seatrow and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i didnt know whats up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

Sister lets be honest am sure you were actually enjoying this "act of informal-touchery", if not you should have complained about it or do something..

As I guy I notice that some ladies enjoying rubbing their breast on the shoulder of a cute male passenger, it happened to me some months back..

Its God"s will . Let no human take God"s glory.. my Apc friends stop insulting Goodluck. Am sure if the outcome was the other way "An Agent of change" would have ignited violence in the North where some Corpers could have been killed...
GLORY BE TO GOD FOR HIS UNENDING LOVE TOWARDS NIGERIA...
APC – 15,424,921
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28

PDP – 12,853,162
1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28

Date of Election = March 28

Coincidence? NO ! Hand of God? YES.

‪It is written.

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we need to congratulate buhari for winning and Goodluck for conducting a fair election.. you may call Goodluck
clueless but its takes a real man to accept defeat...

I hope buhari wont play tribal politics,because that will destroy this entity called Nigeria..

Emrich:
You didn't get the message. It is not to not be ruled by hatred and fear. No, the message is for you to be afraid because you are considered irrelevant and that no matter what you do, two northern states will always cancel you out

let me remind you before you start feeling too relevant ,the economic strenght of this country comes from the east and south.. the rest of the country are not really contributing much to the national income..

but I believe for Nigeria to survive we all must throw away tribalism and stupidity..

lets embrace love..

who ever wins Nigeria will continue..

jarmy:
I can see sentiment in the votes from the east and south south. if we must move forward as a nation, we must stand for the truth and stop this childish sentiment.

until we stop tribal sentiments this country cant move forward. when one tribe hate another how can we work together,how we can plan together...

Tribalism and corruption = bad combination for development...

Mutuwa:
Whats ur proof?

WORD FOR MY IGBO BROTHERS………..BY MADUKA FIDOROCKS ONWUKEME
You voted against GMB for 2 reasons "Hatred for northerners over the civil war that ended 45 years ago" and "fears of islamisation due to ignorance or outright refusal to see the impossibility of such".
Well it takes just Kano and Katsina (2 Northern states) to cancel out all the votes in the Southeast. GMB is coasting home to victory in the Southwest and the North.
He would definitely win on the votes of other zones comfortably without the southeast.
The moral of this treatise is that I want to thank my Igbo brothers for teaching me that a man who is ruled by "hatred" and "fear" will never move forward. He will only embark on self defeating schemes even when only defeat stares him the face.
Anyway, now GMB is set to clinch the presidential seat. What do you do with the delusions of islamisation and the civil war hatred!
As for me, the civil war ended 45 years ago. Am neither ruled by hate or fear.
##stophate
##stopfear

am not igbo but this post is extremely tribalistic how can a so-called Nigeria post stuffs like this , am sure you believe in one Nigeria but still hate other tribes... weldone..

Wesley20:
I don't know why dis so called igbo are part of nigeria,I myself voted gudluck in 2011 but he failled. But still igbo and south south are backing him up.

A comment from a blind tribal bigot.. Nigeria cant progress with people like u still alive.. am really angry when people are tribalistic, tribalism is worst than corruption.. A divided country can have positive developments.....

Elprinz:
What are u saying?? This election is the most ethnic-biased election ever witnessed. Are you seeing what is happening in the core Northern states. This should teach Jonathan a lesson. Nigerian politics is all about tribalism. Surround yourself with your people period!
Watch what will happen if Buhari wins

True talk everybody wants to control oil cos thats what is holding this country together...

This election/voting process is too tribalistic and we called ourself Nigerians....

kastonkastrol:
lol. Your eye go clear when the northwest collation officers return with their results. No miracle can ever stop the defeat of useless jonathan and his useless party

A Nigerian who calls his/her president useless is a fool...

hardywaltz:
Even if they kill us
We shall seat it our in front INEC office till our voices are heard.

U never chi chom ching...

U go chi chom ching

Mprex:
2 Million naira

Lol
I guess naira sign makes maths alot easier...

Mprex:
i failed math in seconday school

Am sure you can solve this financial maths;
1Million naira + 1 million naira=?