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Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by animalz: 11:33pm On Jun 21, 2015
SONS OF AN ANIMAL


SO YOU WANT MAKE I DEY TEST TEST PEOPLE UP AND DOWN LIKE PLAY BOY BY undecided

WHAT OF IF I TEST ALL THE GIRLS FOR MY VILLAGE AND I NO SEE ANY ONE WERE GO MAKE MY HEAD GO HAYWIRE.

WETI I GO COME DO?


YOU DON'T NEED TO TEST ANY ANIMALS TO KNOW WEATHER YOU ARE COMPATIBLE OR NOT. COS WITH TIME SEXX WOULDN'T MEAN ANYTHING,

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PARTNER IS ATTITUDE, COMMITMENT, AND HOW SHE DO THINGS IN DIFFICULT SITUATION.

THE REST COMES NATURALLY

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Phones / Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by animalz: 11:20pm On Jun 21, 2015
BobUg28:
The thing tire me ooo!!

I'd to take it up with one guy few days ago who sent me one stupid msg urging me to send it to 15 other people before I will receive my miracle that follows the msg.

Some times I wonder where they get all those stupid ideas from.


JESUS IS AT YOUR DOOR KNOCKING, WAITING FOR YOU TO RECEIVE HIM, SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 10 PEOPLE AND RECEIVE HIM TO YOUR LIFE WITH ALL MANNERS GOODIE.

PERSON ACTUALLY SEND ME THIS TIN. undecided I HAVE TO EDUCATE THAT GUY OHH

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Politics / Re: See The Job Borno State Governor Appointed 5 People To Carry Out(Pictured) by animalz: 11:13pm On Jun 21, 2015
I DON'T BLAME HIM


I BLAME THOSE ANIMALS WHO PUT HIM THERE undecided
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by animalz: 11:01pm On Jun 21, 2015
Masterchef:



Simply means that on non-fasting days, those animls eat multiple portions of what's on display. That's the spirit. It's still self denial, but in relative terms

LOLZZZ.


SINCE THE TIME I MAKE THAT COMMENT, MODS JUST DEY FIND ME MAKE THEM BAN ME.

ABEG I NO DEY OHH
Phones / Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by animalz: 10:17pm On Jun 21, 2015
SONS OF AN ANIMAL


WETI DEY VEX ME PASS NA BESAY THOSE ANIMALS GO DEY SEND ME SOME KIND MESSAGE SAY MAKE I SEND AM TO 10 PEOPLE, SAY I GO RECEIVE BLESSING undecided

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Travel / Re: Help!!! My Brother Is Missing by animalz: 10:04pm On Jun 21, 2015
haywire1:


Bro, stop weed cos na me u quote grin grin

#


grin grin grin


the guy smoke crap quote you. grin grin

maybe he think say you be the missing guy gringrin NASO all this Wed dey work sometimes
Health / Re: Hiv: What Are The Early Symptons, And Duration? by animalz: 9:21pm On Jun 21, 2015
Adexchelsea19:
I no supose comment but u mumu o,so for dat ur mumu mind na only tru Bleep person fit contact hiv abii?? if u no get anytin meaningful 2 yarn,abeg close dat mouth...ode oshi!!!



WITH YOUR TOMATO D1CK undecided YOU NO KNOW SAY THE MAJOR WAY TO CONTACT HIV NA TROUGH SEX.


ODE.


GO READ YOUR BOOK
Health / Re: Hiv: What Are The Early Symptons, And Duration? by animalz: 9:07pm On Jun 21, 2015
nnamdiokere45:
u no get sense.do u knw hw dat pesin is feeling nw? u jst wan mke am worst.dem send u? guy if u no knw Wetin to comment, go n boil stone


SEE THIS EEDIOT,

THE TIME WERE THE PERSON DEY FVCK YOUR SISTER. YOU KNOW undecided
Family / Re: What Is Wrong With Being An Introvert? by animalz: 8:16pm On Jun 21, 2015
Thats true

just like me.
Politics / Re: President Buhari Moves Into Presidential Villa by animalz: 7:52pm On Jun 21, 2015
xcolanto:
You can take the Dullard out of dura! But you can never take dura out of the dullard.
Once again his sheeps are here to chant Sai dullapo! Was he not supposed to move in before?? Is he expected to run the country from his farm?? How is this news please? He should not move in now! Like his moving in would feed the kids , stop boko and increase electricity! Rubbish news!! tongue


ONE OF HIS COW GET SENSE PASS YOU.
Health / Re: Hiv: What Are The Early Symptons, And Duration? by animalz: 7:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
simba1:
Hiv: what are the early symptons, and how long does an infected person begins so experience the symptons?
Please talk to me!

SINCE NO BODY WON HELP YOU.



1. YOUR SHITTE GO STRONG



2.YOU GO DEY SEE CROCRO FOR YOUR YANSH


3. YOUR EYES GO RED LIKE PERSON WERE DON SMOKE


4. FOR NIGHT, YOUR BODY GO DEY DO YOU LIKE SAY MOSQUITO DE BIT YOU.



5. YOUR LEFT BREA&T GO DEY PAIN YOU SHALL SHALL


6. YOU GO DEY PISS ONE ONE DROP, COS THE TIN GO DEY PAIN YOU.

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Religion / Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 7:30pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
R u serious at all

DID YOU THINK I AM JOKING BEFORE angry
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by animalz: 7:22pm On Jun 21, 2015
ajebuter:


See vexment!
Shey because dem no invite you bro?

KEEP THAT MOUTH OF YOURS TO YOUR YOUR POCKET angry
Politics / Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 7:20pm On Jun 21, 2015
OnyeIbo:
Oga, go back to english class. ur english no good cool cool cool
LIKE I CARE MORE OR LESS ABOUT ENGLISH.

ODE.

GO CORRECT YOURSELF ON HOW TO SPELL "YOUR"

ANIMALS CLAIMING THEM KNOW ENGLISH
Politics / Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 7:10pm On Jun 21, 2015
OnyeIbo:

If this is the definition of intelligience, i would rather remain a dullard grin grin grin grin grin

SONS OF AN ANIMAL


REMAIN THAT WAY.



OR GO BACK TO YOUR FATHER PRICK
Agriculture / Re: Catfish Breeders: A Snapshot Of My One Room Hatchery by animalz: 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2015
Yommiefish:
Who say you have to spend fortune to have a successful breeding operations. Here are few shot from my 3bedroom apartment. I use just one of the room aside my farm as experiment and see what I have.

I did this to complement 'robonski' article on the need for grow-out farmers to own their own hatchery. I set out to design a easy to construct and easy to manage sit-at-home wooden vat for our breeding pleasure

Whatever your capacity there is always a design for you: Water Recyclelatory System, Plastics flow-through, wooden, concrete ponds etc. We solve all your breeding related problems.

Our fish industry must survive against all odds. That's our determination and our aim @ solving our problems.


Here in Benin-city where fish just vanish into thin here due to poor water PH.


www.catfishplus.
www.Facebook.com/NaijaCatfishBreeders
Olaidemuyiwa@gmail.com

I AM ABOUT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.


MY FOLLOW ANIMAL BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. LOVE WHAT YOU DID.

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Politics / Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2015
Ivanspring:

Iyami!!!

LYAMI undecided
ENGLISH PLEASE
Politics / Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 6:43pm On Jun 21, 2015
konos:

Why are u people always too quick to insult each other. Sbody gave a news instead of trying to verify its authenticity, you all just come up here and start yelling and calling each other names. Do you think buhari, Jonathan and the rest of them knows us or even give a shit about you or me as individuals. Pls let us be wise. But if the news is true, which I will try to confirm, then we are in deep trouble. God help Nigeria.


undecided
Politics / Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2015
kayode27:

You must have a goat brain.
Even referring to you as a GOAT is an insult to goats.

AND YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF AN INSECT.
Religion / Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2015
gud4dbest:
it shows u've neva met a minister wit blazing fire

No be only blazing fire, na blazing water

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Religion / Re: Dr. John Hagee: Women Who Call God’s Name During Sex Should Be Jailed by animalz: 6:37pm On Jun 21, 2015
ZITRAN:
exaggeration
undecided
Romance / Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 6:17pm On Jun 21, 2015
adeh39:


Okay then....... Continue,

I hv got some important things to attend to now........

So just wait here and continue displaying your foolishness and incorrect English........


Bye wink


#TEAM SCENT


DWARF


FVCK OFF, UGLY SON OF A B1TCH
Religion / Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 6:15pm On Jun 21, 2015
afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?


I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.




SONS OF AN ANIMAL


WHAT THE FVCK angry


SEE WHAT RELIGION HAVE TURN YOU PEOPLE INTO.


MOST YOU FALL OR WHAT?

NOW YOU WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE AN ANIMAL BY FALLING UP AND DOWN. ASK THOSE PEOPLE WHO FALL, HAS ANY GOOD THING HAPPEN TO THEIR LIFE. undecided
Romance / Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 6:11pm On Jun 21, 2015
adeh39:



Hey Goat!
Just

KEEP

CALM

AND





SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>

I can see that you are seeking attention, I've managed to give you some............

I hv noticed you and other human beings have noticed you too......... So


Can

You

Please


SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



#TEAM SCENT

DWARF


NOW WE KNOW WHO IS GIVING WHO ATTENTIONundecided YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED QUOTING ME SINCE.











LIKE I SAID EARLIER >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KEEP YOUR MOUTH TO WERE IT BELONG. BIMBO
Politics / Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by animalz: 6:04pm On Jun 21, 2015
ANIMALS undecided


AND THEM CALL THIS FASTING angry

THIS KIND OF FOOD GO HOLD BELLE REACH THE NEXT DAY NA.


DEM DEY BREAK FAST WITH BIG GIANT FOOD.


I WONDER WEATHER NA FAST OR PLAY UNA DEY DO.

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Romance / Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 6:00pm On Jun 21, 2015
adeh39:



Heeeehehegrin

You confirmed it by quoting me again wink

Chaiii! Wetin Adeh no go see for this Forum cheesy

Animals too? An animal is having a crush on me cheesy

And please do I have to be correcting your posts all the time?


"I WOULD RATHER HAVE A CRUSH"

Mtcheeeeeeeeew !

Quote me again, and I will know that you've fallen in love with me wink



#TEAM SCENT



YOU THIS EEDIOT, DID YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT ENGLISH.

YOU THIS PIECE OF SHITTE, KEEP ON IMAGINING RUBBISH, COS NO BODY IS COMING YOUR WAY DID'T MEAN I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU.

BUT RATHER REVERSE IS THE CASE.
YOU BIMBO undecided QUOTE ME AGAIN, AND WE SHALL SEE WHO IS FALLEN FOR WHO
Romance / Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2015
adeh39:




Heeeeeeehehe grin

Imagine an animal calling a human being "Ugly"

The world is coming to an end o grin grin

"WHERE not WERE"

Just admit that you have a crush on me, because for you to notice that I'm ugly, you must have check my profile wink

Don't worry, you are just one of them wink

It's nothing wink


#TEAM SCENT



BIMBO





I RATHER HAVE CRUSH ON ANY ANIMAL THAT TO HAVE CRUSH ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHITTE.

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