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Romance › Re: 7 Reasons Why Test Of Sexual Capability Before Marriage Leads To Marital Crisis by animalz: 11:33pm On Jun 21, 2015

SONS OF AN ANIMAL

SO YOU WANT MAKE I DEY TEST TEST PEOPLE UP AND DOWN LIKE PLAY BOY BY undecided

WHAT OF IF I TEST ALL THE GIRLS FOR MY VILLAGE AND I NO SEE ANY ONE WERE GO MAKE MY HEAD GO HAYWIRE.

WETI I GO COME DO?

YOU DON'T NEED TO TEST ANY ANIMALS TO KNOW WEATHER YOU ARE COMPATIBLE OR NOT. COS WITH TIME SEXX WOULDN'T MEAN ANYTHING,

WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR PARTNER IS ATTITUDE, COMMITMENT, AND HOW SHE DO THINGS IN DIFFICULT SITUATION.

THE REST COMES NATURALLY

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Phones › Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by animalz: 11:20pm On Jun 21, 2015

BobUg28:
The thing tire me ooo!!

I'd to take it up with one guy few days ago who sent me one stupid msg urging me to send it to 15 other people before I will receive my miracle that follows the msg.

Some times I wonder where they get all those stupid ideas from.

JESUS IS AT YOUR DOOR KNOCKING, WAITING FOR YOU TO RECEIVE HIM, SEND THIS MESSAGE TO 10 PEOPLE AND RECEIVE HIM TO YOUR LIFE WITH ALL MANNERS GOODIE.

PERSON ACTUALLY SEND ME THIS TIN. undecided

I HAVE TO EDUCATE THAT GUY OHH

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Politics › Re: See The Job Borno State Governor Appointed 5 People To Carry Out(Pictured) by animalz: 11:13pm On Jun 21, 2015

I DON'T BLAME HIM

I BLAME THOSE ANIMALS WHO PUT HIM THERE undecided

Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by animalz: 11:01pm On Jun 21, 2015

Masterchef:
Simply means that on non-fasting days, those animls eat multiple portions of what's on display. That's the spirit. It's still self denial, but in relative terms

LOLZZZ.

SINCE THE TIME I MAKE THAT COMMENT, MODS JUST DEY FIND ME MAKE THEM BAN ME.

ABEG I NO DEY OHH

Phones › Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by animalz: 10:17pm On Jun 21, 2015

SONS OF AN ANIMAL

WETI DEY VEX ME PASS NA BESAY THOSE ANIMALS GO DEY SEND ME SOME KIND MESSAGE SAY MAKE I SEND AM TO 10 PEOPLE, SAY I GO RECEIVE BLESSING undecided

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Travel › Re: Help!!! My Brother Is Missing by animalz: 10:04pm On Jun 21, 2015

haywire1:
Bro, stop weed cos na me u quote

#

the guy smoke crap quote you. grin

maybe he think say you be the missing guy grin

NASO all this Wed dey work sometimes

Health › Re: Hiv: What Are The Early Symptons, And Duration? by animalz: 9:21pm On Jun 21, 2015

Adexchelsea19:
I no supose comment but u mumu o,so for dat ur mumu mind na only tru Bleep person fit contact hiv abii?? if u no get anytin meaningful 2 yarn,abeg close dat mouth...ode oshi!!!

WITH YOUR TOMATO D1CK undecided

YOU NO KNOW SAY THE MAJOR WAY TO CONTACT HIV NA TROUGH SEX.

ODE.

GO READ YOUR BOOK

Health › Re: Hiv: What Are The Early Symptons, And Duration? by animalz: 9:07pm On Jun 21, 2015

nnamdiokere45:
u no get sense.do u knw hw dat pesin is feeling nw? u jst wan mke am worst.dem send u? guy if u no knw Wetin to comment, go n boil stone

SEE THIS EEDIOT,

THE TIME WERE THE PERSON DEY FVCK YOUR SISTER. YOU KNOW undecided

Family › Re: What Is Wrong With Being An Introvert? by animalz: 8:16pm On Jun 21, 2015

Thats true

just like me.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Moves Into Presidential Villa by animalz: 7:52pm On Jun 21, 2015

xcolanto:
You can take the Dullard out of dura! But you can never take dura out of the dullard.
Once again his sheeps are here to chant Sai dullapo! Was he not supposed to move in before?? Is he expected to run the country from his farm?? How is this news please? He should not move in now! Like his moving in would feed the kids , stop boko and increase electricity! Rubbish news!!

ONE OF HIS COW GET SENSE PASS YOU.

Health › Re: Hiv: What Are The Early Symptons, And Duration? by animalz: 7:43pm On Jun 21, 2015

simba1:
Hiv: what are the early symptons, and how long does an infected person begins so experience the symptons?
Please talk to me!

SINCE NO BODY WON HELP YOU.

1. YOUR SHITTE GO STRONG

2.YOU GO DEY SEE CROCRO FOR YOUR YANSH

3. YOUR EYES GO RED LIKE PERSON WERE DON SMOKE

4. FOR NIGHT, YOUR BODY GO DEY DO YOU LIKE SAY MOSQUITO DE BIT YOU.

5. YOUR LEFT BREA&T GO DEY PAIN YOU SHALL SHALL

6. YOU GO DEY PISS ONE ONE DROP, COS THE TIN GO DEY PAIN YOU.

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 7:30pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
R u serious at all

DID YOU THINK I AM JOKING BEFORE angry

Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by animalz: 7:22pm On Jun 21, 2015

ajebuter:
See vexment!
Shey because dem no invite you bro?

KEEP THAT MOUTH OF YOURS TO YOUR YOUR POCKET angry

Politics › Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 7:20pm On Jun 21, 2015

OnyeIbo:
Oga, go back to english class. ur english no good

LIKE I CARE MORE OR LESS ABOUT ENGLISH.

ODE.

GO CORRECT YOURSELF ON HOW TO SPELL "YOUR"

ANIMALS CLAIMING THEM KNOW ENGLISH

Politics › Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 7:10pm On Jun 21, 2015

OnyeIbo:
If this is the definition of intelligience, i would rather remain a dullard

SONS OF AN ANIMAL

REMAIN THAT WAY.

OR GO BACK TO YOUR FATHER PRICK

Agriculture › Re: Catfish Breeders: A Snapshot Of My One Room Hatchery by animalz: 7:02pm On Jun 21, 2015

Yommiefish:
Who say you have to spend fortune to have a successful breeding operations. Here are few shot from my 3bedroom apartment. I use just one of the room aside my farm as experiment and see what I have.

I did this to complement 'robonski' article on the need for grow-out farmers to own their own hatchery. I set out to design a easy to construct and easy to manage sit-at-home wooden vat for our breeding pleasure

Whatever your capacity there is always a design for you: Water Recyclelatory System, Plastics flow-through, wooden, concrete ponds etc. We solve all your breeding related problems.

Our fish industry must survive against all odds. That's our determination and our aim @ solving our problems.

Here in Benin-city where fish just vanish into thin here due to poor water PH.

www.catfishplus.
www.Facebook.com/NaijaCatfishBreeders
Olaidemuyiwa@gmail.com

I AM ABOUT TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

MY FOLLOW ANIMAL BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER. LOVE WHAT YOU DID.

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Politics › Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2015

Ivanspring:
Iyami!!!

LYAMI

ENGLISH PLEASE

Politics › Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 6:43pm On Jun 21, 2015

konos:
Why are u people always too quick to insult each other. Sbody gave a news instead of trying to verify its authenticity, you all just come up here and start yelling and calling each other names. Do you think buhari, Jonathan and the rest of them knows us or even give a shit about you or me as individuals. Pls let us be wise. But if the news is true, which I will try to confirm, then we are in deep trouble. God help Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Chibok Principal Nominated As Borno Commissioner For Education by animalz: 6:42pm On Jun 21, 2015

kayode27:
You must have a goat brain.
Even referring to you as a GOAT is an insult to goats.

AND YOU HAVE THE BRAIN OF AN INSECT.

Christianity Etc › Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 6:38pm On Jun 21, 2015

gud4dbest:
it shows u've neva met a minister wit blazing fire

No be only blazing fire, na blazing water

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Christianity Etc › Re: Dr. John Hagee: Women Who Call God’s Name During Sex Should Be Jailed by animalz: 6:37pm On Jun 21, 2015

ZITRAN:
exaggeration

Romance › Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 6:17pm On Jun 21, 2015

adeh39:
Okay then....... Continue,

I hv got some important things to attend to now........

So just wait here and continue displaying your foolishness and incorrect English........

Bye

#TEAM SCENT

DWARF

FVCK OFF, UGLY SON OF A B1TCH

Christianity Etc › Re: I Don't Fall When Touched By My Church Pastor For Annoting by animalz: 6:15pm On Jun 21, 2015

afuye:
During today's Deliverance service, the pastor touched every member of the congregation who fell down except me. I left out of place like I am possesd. This is not the 10th time it is happening to me. Even when I was in school, the student pastor would touch us all and only a few of us wouldn't fall.

The whole thing looks like a plan sort of. Maybe some people fall down intentionally? What could be happening? Is it that I'm possesd of what? Maybe I wasn't in spirit, I guess?

I need your help, friends. Only serious answers will be appreciated.

SONS OF AN ANIMAL

WHAT THE FVCK angry

SEE WHAT RELIGION HAVE TURN YOU PEOPLE INTO.

MOST YOU FALL OR WHAT?

NOW YOU WANT TO BEHAVE LIKE AN ANIMAL BY FALLING UP AND DOWN. ASK THOSE PEOPLE WHO FALL, HAS ANY GOOD THING HAPPEN TO THEIR LIFE. undecided

Romance › Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 6:11pm On Jun 21, 2015

adeh39:
Hey Goat!
Just

KEEP

CALM

AND

SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>

I can see that you are seeking attention, I've managed to give you some............

I hv noticed you and other human beings have noticed you too......... So

Can

You

Please

SWERVE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#TEAM SCENT

DWARF

NOW WE KNOW WHO IS GIVING WHO ATTENTION undecided

YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED QUOTING ME SINCE.

LIKE I SAID EARLIER >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> KEEP YOUR MOUTH TO WERE IT BELONG. BIMBO

Politics › Re: Bukola Saraki Breaks His Ramadan Fast With Friends In Ilorin (Photos) by animalz: 6:04pm On Jun 21, 2015

ANIMALS

AND THEM CALL THIS FASTING angry

THIS KIND OF FOOD GO HOLD BELLE REACH THE NEXT DAY NA.

DEM DEY BREAK FAST WITH BIG GIANT FOOD.

I WONDER WEATHER NA FAST OR PLAY UNA DEY DO.

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Romance › Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 6:00pm On Jun 21, 2015

adeh39:
Heeeehehe

You confirmed it by quoting me again

Chaiii! Wetin Adeh no go see for this Forum

Animals too? An animal is having a crush on me

And please do I have to be correcting your posts all the time?

"I WOULD RATHER HAVE A CRUSH"

Mtcheeeeeeeeew !

Quote me again, and I will know that you've fallen in love with me

#TEAM SCENT

YOU THIS EEDIOT, DID YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT ENGLISH.

YOU THIS PIECE OF SHITTE, KEEP ON IMAGINING RUBBISH, COS NO BODY IS COMING YOUR WAY DID'T MEAN I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU.

BUT RATHER REVERSE IS THE CASE.
YOU BIMBO undecided

QUOTE ME AGAIN, AND WE SHALL SEE WHO IS FALLEN FOR WHO

Romance › Re: Five Signs You Have Expired In Her Life by animalz: 5:46pm On Jun 21, 2015

adeh39:
Heeeeeeehehe

Imagine an animal calling a human being "Ugly"

The world is coming to an end o

"WHERE not WERE"

Just admit that you have a crush on me, because for you to notice that I'm ugly, you must have check my profile

Don't worry, you are just one of them

It's nothing

#TEAM SCENT

BIMBO

I RATHER HAVE CRUSH ON ANY ANIMAL THAT TO HAVE CRUSH ON YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHITTE.

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