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abeg leave dis pepu

lol

ladies and Gentlemen, let us make an attempt at predicting the tourist president's next trip. Come and test your wits

phyllosilicate:
The problem is that most Nigerians lack critical reasoning skills, the Blog the news originated never said those were the 12 cars DSS were talking about. They just put a picture to capture the news and didn't relate the pictures to the news.
Thank God for SHL, Worforce and Dragnet verbal reasoning test with options: True, False and Cannot Say.

You mean if the Nigerian President dies you can put up the picture of a dead Togolese President to ''capture'' the news? Critical reasoning skills my foot!

French naval shipbuilder DCNS
transferred the FREMM frigate Tahya Misr (FFG-1001, ex- Normandie [D651]) to the Egyptian Navy on 24 June; a delivery that marks a major milestone towards a strategic partnership between France and Egypt. The flag ceremony took place at the company's shipyard in Lorient, Britanny, in the presence of French defence minister Jean-Yves Le Drian, his Egyptian
counterpart General Sedki Sobhy, the two navies' chiefs of staff (Admiral Osama Rabie for Egypt and Admiral Bernard Rogel for France), and Hervé Guillou, chairman and CEO of DCNS.

During his speech Le Drian indicated the delivery was the first major milestone towards a strategic partnership between France and Egypt and better interoperability between the two naval forces. "A high-ranking French naval officer will be posted to the Egyptian Navy headquarters in Alexandria to ensure optimal use of the frigate and positive customer [feedback]," said the French minister. France's Direction Générale pour l'Armement (DGA) defence procurement agency will also post an
attaché at the French embassy in Cairo to support Egypt and facilitate military- related exchanges. DCNS not only sold a ship but also a five- year through-life support contract, which
includes on-the-job training and
technical support. "A third of DCNS's
activities currently involve the provision of support and services and we want to increase this business," Nathalie Smirnov, head of support and services with DCNS, told IHS Jane's . More than 3,900 people are working in this division and a task force of 40 technicians and engineers are currently seconded to the Royal Moroccan Navy to assist with the
first maintenance period of FREMM vessel Mohammad VI .

Over the five years of its support deal Tahya Misr will undergo nine short maintenance periods (of six weeks
each, the first one being already set for end of this year) and a three-month-long overhaul. DCNS has a permanent force of five technicians in Alexandria, which will be augmented by 40 other specialists during the maintenance periods. The operational training will be conducted by DCI-NAVFCO.

The day after the flag ceremony, Tahya Misr sailed out to sea for a two-day training session with DCI's instructors. Two other sessions will take place within the next three weeks, each time with two to four days at sea. The ship is expected to sail to Brest after 14 July (Bastille Day) to load
ammunition. Before the ship sails back to Egypt, it will take part in a short firing exercise, where 20 or so 76 mm shells will be fired at surface targets. When Tahya Misr sails home in the second half of July, a nine-day transit at an average speed of 15-16 kt, the Egyptian crew will be fully capable of manoeuvring the ship and defending it against low-level threats. The second part of the operational training will take place between August and October next year, after which Tahya
Misr and its crew should reach full
operational capacity.

www.janes.com/article/52534/egypt-receives-its-first-fremm-frigate

where was amnesty international when obasanjo's army leveled Odi?

i have so many things to say i swear i dont even know where to start...e be like say you get beaf with Zaire people o...besides, that mix of aircraft would be very difficult to obtain because of international politics and i personally wouldnt want nigeria to buy the mig29 - what happened to the sukhoi 34 and 35s?...nice dream though

tnx guys

do not say i told you.

tnx guys, i'm trying

please i need some help coding in qbasic,
1- write a program to read a set of real numbers and sort the numbers in desending order using bubble sort.
2- write a program that prints the index of the largest value stored in an array.
3- write a program to compute the sum of column elements of an array.

Toeyean1507:
When I decided to post this here,I knew I was gonna be fazed and bashed. In as much as i would have overlook tins,I won't cos it seems most of u don't get d message I'm tryna pass across but if u had taken time to read and assimilate wat I ve up there,we wouldn't be having dis conversation. Lemme summarize it for u. That write up is only trying to dissuade d womenfolk from having to overly 'edit' themselves in order to suit u guys. If dats clear,then answer this. Would u prefer a bleached babe to a black beauty with no blemishes?

sweedy wait, no one is trying to bash you - atleast not me, we are adults, arent we? So lets speak objectively minded. dis 'editing', is it only about aesthetics? are u only refering to physical attributes like hair and skin colour or other things like chatacter and attitude are also involved?

...because it is difficult to hold back after spending 25 years to grow your boy into a man, having to hand him over to a young inexperienced lady, sit back and watch her break him.

Toeyean1507:
Good for u

madam belive and believer...i really wanted to comment but that bros 'rudboy' don finish work here. If you did not know what to say (as it appears for the most part) you should have just laughed it off cuz he proved that you cannot defend your arguement(and he did it so politely). This good for you wey you talk now no polite atall. That was ego, and trust me it will keep your 'believer' away...just saying

papercoin:
I wanted to blame the hubby for impregnating both mother and child I.e he allowed his sperm to grow from tadpoles to frog God save am
*Lighter note* if it were to be in naija I would blame gej

Abi, if it were in naija some folks'll be like ''this gorvenment is corrupt''...lol.
But the man tight no be small - e plug mama plug pikin join

A baby girl born to
mainland Chinese parents was revealed to be born "pregnant" with twins at a Hong Kong hospital. The baby girl born at the Queen Elizabeth
Hospital in Kowloon, Hong Kong last year was initially believed to have two tumours but doctors later discovered the tumours were in fact twin foetuses. The foetuses were found to be at 8 to 10 weeks of gestation. Each foetus had four limbs, a spine, rib cage, intestines, anus and an umbilical cord connected to a single placenta-like mass.
One of the foetuses weighed 14.2 grams and the other, 9.3 grams. Doctors had to perform a surgery on the baby girl at three weeks to remove the foetuses. The girl was discharged from the hospital eight days following the surgery. The condition was revealed to be an abnormality called the 'fetus in fetu' condition.
'Fetus in fetu' affects 1 in 500,000 births globally and a total of 200 cases have so far been reported in literature. The birth defect, reported first in the
Hong Kong Medical Journal, is believed to be linked to the mother having multiple abortions though more evidence is required to confirm the theory. "It was almost impossible to detect during the prenatal check-up, as the embryo inside the baby was too small," said Dr. Yu Kai-man, a specialist in obstetrics and gyneacology.
"Since it is impossible for the little girl to have conceived the pregnancy on her own, the fertilization of the twin
fetuses, of course, belongs to her
parents, which has gone to the wrong
place." While the exact factors leading to the 'fetus in fetu' abnormality remain unknown, the World Health Organisation has classified the condition a variant of mature teratoma, a type of cancer.
www.ibtimes.co.uk/hong-kong-baby-born-pregnant-twins-1487270

i jst hope these guys dnt turn into ISIS

this is the most shitty piece i have ever read on the internet, i wount say more.

Xenon54: How many times does nicki want to marry is she the only woman?

She is a barbee doll...lol

timpaker:
Hey DJ Khalid, she's already taken my men. My kins men are actually in negotiation with her family for her bride price. Please back off! (You may wish to visit Rihanna) thanks.

d weed tight! Seriously!

Dunte MM: This is so unreal.even if it was a movie I wouldn't feel it.we all know what showbiz is all about.the more people talk,the more the fame.album must sell and media must sell to.looks like YMCMB is loosing momentum

I agree wiv evrything u say except d last part, YMCMB isnt loosing momentum - not even in d near future. D way dey r setup, dia brand - these guys r revolutionalizing rap music, they av signed BustaRhymes n Mystical, even T pain is regreting not being signed to YMCMB (dey said he was a libility) n dnt forget, they r being backed by Birdman n Slim (CashMoney Original) YMCMB r d future - atleast d forseeable future. D only peeps who can drag d headlines wiv them r Frank Ocean n Adelle, buh those aint rappers.

taiocol: make we do wetin

Go chop stone. If e no concern u why u dey comment?

DJ Khaled Proposes To Nicki
Minaj With $500,000 Ring
During Online Video 26th July 2013, 15:24 The producer pours his heart out as he asks the
'Super Bass' star to marry him. Nicki Minaj has received a marriage
proposal by DJ Khalid during an online
video. The producer said that the only reason
he wasn't performing the proposal in
person was because he knows how
busy the star is. "I want to be honest with you. I love you.
I like you," he starts. "I want you to be
mine." He continued: "You need a man like me in
your life that's gonna take care of you
and respect you." "You gotta take your time and think
about it, I understand, but I know I have
to be here today to let you know how
serious I am and about how serious this
is to me." He shows off the 10 karat radiant cut
diamond ring from Rafaello & Co and admitted he
wants the world to know his intentions. "I want to let your fans know, my fans know, my
family, your family, that I wanna marry you," he
added. "I been working hard to get this ring... Nicki
Minaj... will you marry me?"

www.capitalfm.com/artists/nicki-minaj/news/dj-khaled-proposal-video/www.capitalfm.com/artists/nicki-minaj/news/dj-khaled-proposal-video/

mankand: Well Soyinka is right, if you have an illiterate as a wife, you will make stupid decision like Jonathan.

Nigerian forces were not needed in the first place, only trying to prove some stunts a distant trying to get attention as well as winning hearts.

Nigeria forces sent to Mali were never engaged in any combat Mali, only Niger and Chad forces were engaged in combat alongside the French troops, Nigeria forces were been used for domestic errands in Mali.

This is another flaw recorded for the man that once had no shoes

Now evrything is GEJ's fault, if ur wife fails to get pregnant it's ''the man that once had no shoes'' fault

biggirloya2: I have always been a big girl. Bigger than my age that is. I have a very beautiful body and personality but a bit too big for my age. I have always been like this. Now i am 26 but you would swear i am 29 or more. Now i have always attracted older men or bad guys and now i finally thought i had met the one. He is turning 25 in August and i am ( for once in my life) the older one in a relationship. I sometimes hate him coz i get the feeling that because i am fat he wants to treat me like a sugar mommy. but i am only 1 year older than him.I am tired of him hurting me. I get the feeling that he has a younger skinnier lover and me i am just the for sex and do him favours. The dude has never invited me to his home or to meet his people but he knows my home and people like hell. When i dump him he declares his undying love for me but when i decide to stay in the relationship he never has time for me and makes me feel as if he is doing me a favor by spending time with me. Will i ever feel good about myself, will i ever be happy like other people, or am i going to be his dirty secret forever? i am scared of ending things compeletly coz i am a coward and i cant stand to one day see him with a better girl coz i am just a fat worthless ugly girl who looks older than she is.Do you feel my pain?

i av a frnd who z rili big n she z so proud. She gets all d attention anywhere she goes n evrybdy wnt to b around her. Secondly, der z no way a smbdy will luv u if u dnt luv urself - how u feel abt urself inside def shows on d outside widout u knwin n determinds who z attracted to u. Start luvin urselv sweedy, u only live once.

Digiman: Why is he also wearing pilots wings !, even if the uniform is just ceremonial he is NOT entitled to wear the wings, that is the reserve of pilots.

He is COMMANDER IN CHIEF. Do you know what that means?

Atheist:-D:
Not God... interesting. What purpose does menopause serve anyway? It has brought misery to many.

Lol

Exponental: @op, come again, I dont understand!

Read again

Why do women go into
menopause? “The ovaries basically shut down,” explains West
Penn Hospital OBGYN Dr. Emily Lebovitz. “Why
exactly that occurs we don’t know.” Around age 50, women end their reproductive
years — an event called menopause. Hormones
change, menstrual cycles stop, and natural
childbearing is no longer a possibility. Menopause could be nature’s way of matching
motherhood to younger bodies. “It’s certainly healthier for them to have children in
their 20s, 30s, 40s, and then it becomes much more
difficult,” Dr. Lebovitz continues. But a Canadian researcher says it’s because of men,
and because of competition. Using computer modeling, he found competition
among men of any age for younger mates left older
females with less chance of reproducing. He says the result is that genes favoring
menopause got passed down through the
generations, so that now it’s a normal part of the
female genetic blueprint. But there are problems with this theory. “That’s an assumption that they made when they
started their computer model, that men do like
younger mates, and I don’t think you can make
that assumption,” says Dr. Lebovitz. What’s more, if menopause is genetically
determined and influenced by the environment,
you would expect that some women would not go
through menopause, or with increased life
expectancy, the length of fertility might
proportionally lengthen. But that hasn’t been the case. “We haven’t seen a change in the age of
menopause in general. It’s somewhat preposterous
to assume this has to do with men’s choices,” Dr.
Lebovitz says. “Computer studies are difficult.
Certainly population based studies can have more
validity.”