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saintugo: Dats Nice,am ur guy any day any time check out ma profile and hook me up let's fix a date,hope to hear from u cheers.

chucky234: Seem you are talking about me,hmmm

Uhmmmm ok #eyes rolling# So who first?

We'll sit and wait.........like we've always done! But they hardly take light in my area dese days sha, and even wen they do,It barely lasts for upto 2hrs. We havnt slept witout light in weeks. Even if its not 24hrs, I jst hope it remains like dat

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]send me a PM via nairaland.[/quote]Relax joor. Na address of courier office I wan give u if u decide to buy am . They can tak it up from there. I don't trust guys with 14" drilling machine

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]on a serious note, I lost count of number of phones I have bought for ladies in naija.[/quote]OMG! I didn't knw Santa Claus is here with us. Yayyyyyyy its gono be an early christmas for me. Give me ur e-mail leme text d address u're sending mine to, only I won't be needing a bold 5 but a Porsche. God loves a cheerful giver

berem: now that's ma gurl talking!! No mind rhino im think say e fit intimidate us with BB and money! Rhino show us ur pisure!!!

Lol! No mind am, him think say na by mouth

Ishilove: Hear hear, sister! High five!!

Muahhhhh!!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Talk is truly cheap. This is nairaland [/quote]For real. And it happens to be even cheaper on NL dan anywher else I knw

stillme: U look sweet.

Awwww thanks sugar

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Okay. Halla me when you can't make your hair or buy bold 5.

Patiently, I wait chewing my "gum". [/quote]Don't stress it hon. I can always make my hair or get a 'bold 10' anytime I want to

dennisbee: "especially whn his name is SLIM". I thnk u forgot to add tht. But then, Wht if you've seen one, and then sometime lerra you see anoda who's slimmer, charming, wt good height too? Would you hv anoda thn for him? Anyway, just thnking.

I honestly don't get what ur point here is but when I say I have a thing for tall slim guys, its because I find dem smart and attractive and I can't help bt admire one wen I see dem. And wen I say slim, I don't mean those lanky ones dat look like they'd fall into a ditch wit d next passing breeze I mean no very HUGE shoulder muscles nor pot bellies. Am a huge fan of broad chests with nice abs (stomach muscles). And even if am in a r/shp, it won't stop from admiring a charming guy wen I see one. A little crush is allowed long as u knw wher to draw d line. I have a crush on Tuface and dats not going away for a looooooong time. I hope I answered ur unclear question *bows*

BlackPikiN: Guy u dey short!!!

1.66m na appro 5'5".

LMAO!!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Yes am married. what about it? sweetie no dey dull yourself joor. I can give you what most of the so-called chin gum guys can't.

abi you know no say na married men get experience pass in shining of Congo? [/quote]I'll pass joor. I'd feel guilty dating a married guy no matter how tall or charming he is. I'd rather settle for those "chin gum" boys let's do the chewing togeda witout any fear of someone's wife bathing me wit a bucket of acid

Super1759: All these babes weh deh talk, we don't like short men! Am not short but does that mean height is a major priority in marriage? We have wonderful short guys that you all admire..messi is a dwarf,he is among the 100 most influential people in the world. There are so many of them. Abeg make una allow us hear world. As for me. Thnks God for my height. I chyk and date any babe I want with no complain

Everybody is entitled to their own opinion so let dem. I am a huge M.I fan and have a couple of oda not so tall guys as frnds. Am just saying I can't date anyone who's not atleast an inch taller than I am. I like MESSI too but not as much as I like CR7

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Is that you on your profile pix? Just the way I like them, young and fresh [/quote]Fresh? Maybe...... Young Depends on ur definition. But wait ooo, I thot u said u're married?? . BEREM come and see o

blackborn7: make i pack well. I will. But if u see me na u by urself go pack well out of timidity. I no make mouth. I got what it takes. Babe dnt bet that.

Am not planning to but the last time I checked, talk is cheap.....so is NL-ing let ur pictures do d drill

[quote author=Rhino.5dm] . . .na jealousy and envy they worry dem. I once made my examination officer at university to shift and change my exams after giving her what money can't buy. she confessed and thank me, after a marathon and night vigil of phocking and removal of cob webs from her thighs.[/quote]She thanked u?? hehehehehehe badest boy

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Hey! BFF just like that? I don't trust two ho.rny chics alone and armed with toys [/quote]Lol!!! Na u sabi

blackborn7: lyk me..shebi?

Tah!! Pack well

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]what are you? she or she-male [/quote]BFF means Best Friends Forever!! I don't know where ur mind is going o . I don't do girls

U guys shld free RHINO abeg. If he says he's got a 20" rod, let him be. Afterall na him go carry de load de waka abt

berem: hmm I tell ya! Wen a tall guy holds u from the back,kisses u on the neck,carries u like a baby, u wrap ur arms round his neck with a hot kiss! U jump on him and he squeezes ur a$$.... Daaaamn! That my real man!!

U shld totally be my BFF

manny4life: Haba sis, chill jor...

I'm so not having a good day now eh,,, how bout guys who are not taller than 6ft...lol, so that means nothing for them?

Am sure someone somewhere is CRAZY about u. So there's definitely sometin 4 u hon *hugs*

manny4life: Haba sis, chill jor...

I'm so not having a good day now eh,,, how bout guys who are not taller than 6ft...lol, so that means nothing for them?

Am sure someone somewhere is CRAZY about u

freecocoa: My sister don't be so sure o,some short men are quite gifted in that department,what they lack in height,they make up for in you know .

Am sorry boo....but I won't even wait around to find out

cantell: Smh. Short guys don die!
See as dis babe dey scatter person for hia.

No offense bro. Just speaking my mind

BEREM dats some serious prayer point . Amen to that jare. Nothing feels better than having that feeling of security wen u're beside ur man ..... and short men aint just d type to provide that

afam4eva: Pls don't oo. WÉ don't want this thread to be derailed with people arguing about the difference between a monkey and gorilla.

*Rolls into gutter* lmao!!

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]I'm 1.91m tall with broad-rippled chest displaying muscular attachments, I always go for shorter chics (not anymore since am now married ),which also automatically translate to my 14" dicck length by proportionality ratio.

Thank God for making me look this way.[/quote]Hmmmmm niceeee

stillme: It is abnormal, if a woman is taller than me because I'm so ta....ll.

Lol!

I have a THING for tall, slim guys I go gaga wen I see one wit a cute face and charming eyes

booqee: Anyway i won't date any guy i'm taller than. Thats it!

Me too!!!!

Truckpusher: How foolishly Nigerians are buying this story(THIS IS PHOTOSHOP)....if that picture was rihana's look alike then why is the head not proportionate to the body?...THINK NIGERIANS THINK!!!...If that picture is that of a little girl and judging by the size of her biceps then she should be a midget(dwarf) ie AKI AND PAWPAW...TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

Guy rapu englishi that girl sure luks like rihanna midget or not