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[quote author=jhydebaba]Good ste

I have received mine too. Got it dis afternoon *dancing azonto*

HQ: @The Chicks Forming "Queen Kong" on "as Many Guys as Possible", Let me Clear You.

Girls who mess around with Many Guys = SLUT!

Btw, Guys who "Manage" a Poultry (not having not one chick) = STUD!

Buh eh, on the Guy's side...you need a better credit card.

Mr.Credit Card. Biko park well ka anyi nu ihe

Fine boys de talk, even wowo wan follow Rep.......... Shut d fu!ck up joor!!!!!

[quote author=Odinaka00][/quote]Dem don ban me tire

Odinaka00: ;DHow will this

Lol!! Why u de fear na?

manny4life: Why do people freak out for nothing, one class is about 3cr, so what's there? Personally, I don't mind taking such a class as an elective just to see what it's all about. Many students take weird elective courses you don't even know about, in as long as it's not your major courses, nor core classes... one word -------EXPLORE

I took a course on FORTRAN and trust me, I still don't know how I got an E

freecocoa: Cindy: Daddy i want to go and study abroad
Dad: Why now? What happened to your school?
Cindy: its too stressful menh.
Dad: But you've been managing na,endure my dear.
Cindy: Dad the main reason i want to go study abroad is because they have finally introduced the course i so wanted into the system.
Dad: This course must be a good one o.
Cindy: yes dad it is.
Dad: Okay then I'll consider your request.
Cindy: Thanks dad God bless you.
Dad: Ehen what's the name of the course sef?
Cindy: Its Micheal Jackson
Dad: the late MJ will be your lecturer?
Cindy: No dad, I'll be studying him MJ
Dad: Studying him how na?
Cindy: He is the course to be studied.
Dad: I'll have to pay for that?
Cindy: Yes sir
Dad: Your FADA there, c'mon get out of my sight, you and those onyibo people are mad.

*ROLLS INTO GUTTER LAUGHING*
U shld be teaching comedy as a course at Moshood Poly

CHARGE and BAIL

stepone: your quote is not true. am not sure of Abuja but Banana island is noting less than 800 million, 1 billion upward.

I've seen their ads on newspapers. Most of them prefer d money be paid in dollars. Why d hell wld someone want to rent a house for 120million per annum I honestly don't get it

floridam: The most expensive place to live in for me Is in the villages where they sell #100 and #200 recharge cards for #110 and #220 respectively that if there is even any.
To buy drugs sef na wahala.
Some foodstuff also cannot be bought unless you ride on ur bicycle or enter okada to town that is if u see any sef.
Sometimes u trek some kilometres to town before u can get things done.

Wetin u de do for village?? Are u a corper?

kumbalo: you're not asked to list places you've lived before. Ewu

Lol!!!

See arguement o . Even peeps living in mushin are argueing

siddiq202: SURULERE

Tah! Mechie onu osisi

Asokoro in Abuja
Banana island in Lagos

joanana: Who m i? u dnt know? smh!!!

NO I don't!!! And honestly? I DON'T CARE!!!

And it will lose more value if they introduce the d bloody #5000 note. Rubbish!!!!

slimyem: Can't they just infuse it as a topic into some other musical/art courses?
What's in Michael Jackson's life to offer as a whole course?
Nansense!!
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Question:So what are you studying at Clark Atlanta University?
Ans:Michael Jackson!
Hian!!

Have u considered it could be just a course under a DISCIPLINE

melodyirish: Meen d girl too fine. Y she come die. Y d death no go kill some boko haram member

That's life for u. Death has no specifications of who and who not to kill

greall1: Guy u are no serious.

Am not a guy

joanana: This guy don smoke beans!!! n u r wicked n heartless. from the abundance of the heart the mouth speak, so whatever u wish SEUN or anyone on nairaland is also ur portion Hediot!!!!!

And Who are u? I didn't remember mentioning ur name

freecocoa: Haba when our Seun become actress? Na wa o.

I didn't see d 'actress' at first na

I thought they ment Nairaland Seun o

Am out!!! Goodnight folks

psoto: Nope. That rule doesn't apply τ̅☺ me o. I blush when females are involved too. Abeg stop making these guys feel fly and over-important joor (Psoto I hope your head won't be broken tonight for that statement)!

Lol! Trust me, they know better than hurting the first lady

psoto: Awww...darl, I blush a lot o and I've started again! Thanks dear.

Ha! Funny. I thought ladies blush only when cute guys compliment them, like reeaally cute guys

psoto: Awww...so thoughtful of you. Thanks for stopping by dear. For those of us that don't know Ani, she's a Batch B corper. Our regards τ̅☺ Dennis

U're such a swthrt, thanks B
[quote author=Gods-child]Yep, yep...We really are...Thanks for checking up on us sis....Regards to DENNNIS ma'am...[/quote]Will do

Hey guys, was just strolling by and I thot to come in and say hi. Hope y'all are having a good time