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nell07: SECONDLY...
I must commend una typing skillz. kAI!

Y'all would never imagine my confusion when i came back and found almost 10 unread pages. But did i give up, no. I just started reading gradually....

Then when i had just abuh 5pages left, i got busy wit some cooncerns n came back a few days later to see i'm behind by more than 10 pages again, but did I give up? No, but Almost.
I started reading again even stayed up late, reading as if i was studyin for another post UME.... At a point i got excited dat i was gonna catch up soon, and even started skipping posts.lol (no blame me jooor!!)

but guess wat i saw when i came to d last page? "THREAD CLOSED"!!!!!!!!!
Choi! That was when i looked around and saw dat d house was empty and even swept clean... D only things left were NAIJAOBI's green boxers and LOSKEE's old toothbrush .
Mehn!!! If u've ever travelled from d east to lagos and on ur way u came out after going to pee or eat at a stop.. And found out dat d bus left without u.. Then u'll understand haw i felt dat nyt.

But did i give up?... Not yet. Afterall i be man abi?
So i collected d new address and entered 'ABIA LINE' sharply begin come.
Already i was feeling all let down and abandoned. And swearing to myself never to stay more than 3pages behind... Till i came to d new house and wat was d first thing i saw pg 60!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At dis point, u'd be silly to ask if I gave up....lolx. Of course i did!!! But i didnt stop thr. As i come peep from d window, e come be like say dem dey hold crusade for inside... Na im i just arrange pillow for ground, faint.

Some guests woke me up wit enuf buckets of H20. But i just turnrd bak n went away. How i wan take read 60smthn pages!!!!!!?? Where i wan start??!!!

Buh i'm here now....
To give honor to whom it is due.
And dat goes to everyone who made d old house a success.,, members n guests alike.
Y'all are amazing ppl.
A family away from home.... Truth be told.
Even if i dont get my choice state, i'll be satisfied to have met such a gweat pipo as y'all
i can see d new thread is almost hitting a 100pg barrier. So we should start scouting for d new location on time, so dat no one else will be taken unawares like i was..lol

i hail d new members...
Xpecially dat anuz dude..
Y'all re most welcome.

I must also mention dat i've only read d first few pges of d new thrd. So i may havta lie low till i've come abreast with current events and past activities...

@zeros, shy n all executives.
I commot my papaz cap o.

@Tete n NAncie..
Y'all re d best

ROTFLMFAOMMTAGCBSWU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

naijaobi: OYA EVERYBODY MAKE WE CHOP ABEG...NA ME COOK DIS NITE... MY BABE,TSTONE,9-ZEROS,SHYGAL,OKOYA,MOSHDOON,SIGBA,BUKKY,ANITANK,UJCHIEF,ETC ETC ETC....

Hmmmm,tasty! U're a gud chef. Weldone

Okoya wld u mind a fb chat? Like now?

dennisbee: Kinnad, i fit fight for Anitank matter oohh. Abeg she's taken already jare. Let him check the next room. Lol

Hmmmmm. Am wondering who's taken me o cos d last time I chkd.....anyway mak I jst kip quiet

Okoya: Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go
out with him, he took her out
to dinner and then afterwards,
drove her five miles out into
the country, parked, and said
passionately, "I want you
right here, right now. Do it...
or you can walk home!"
Without saying a word, Linda
got out of the car and walked
home. A month later, after much apologising, Linda agreed to go
out with Josh again. This time
he drove ten miles out in the
country, parked, and begged,
"Please. I must make love to you
right now. Do it... or walk
home!" Again, Linda walked
home. Two months later, after
even
more apologising and gifts of
flowers and jewellery, she accepted another invitation.
This time, just to make sure,
Josh drove fifty miles out of town
and gave
her the same
ultimatum. Without a word, Linda undressed and gave him
the greatest sex of his young
life. As they were driving
home, Josh asked, "Why did you
walk home
the first two dates, when you so obviously
enjoy sex?" Linda answered, "Well,
it's like
this: I'll walk five miles or
even ten miles to save a friend
from AIDS, but fifty..... ?

#food4thot

*rolls into my grandma's deep freezer*LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!

Okoya: U knw wat I mean!

Ok ooo. Am innocent sha

[quote author=9-zeros]goorrrd danmit!!! u're up in flames, as in hot as hell. model face, flat tummy. oh n i dig chics who rock hoodies n sneakers! keep burning gurl![/quote]*my head's swelling sha* thankx boss

Okoya: Anitank has a way of makin all d guyz here ask for her add
#jstthinkinoutloud

What did I do nau

dennisbee: Annie, can i hv your email add?

Anitank2002@yahoo.com

Abbasufi: wen u don dump me

Y u saying dat na? How can I ever dump u? U knw ur my only luff

kinnad: so Dr.Loskee hasn't told u anyfin. Hmmm,i'm surprised. But if u must knw sha,she's no longer vacant. Try anitank

Thanks buh i'll pass

Abbasufi: WAAAT!

Looool!!! Welcome back from coma

anuz: Jst on d fence. Catch me @ . . .

Kk

ujchief: Now shes tryin to seduce me...

U wish!

Sagytarius: nor le me remember you o, bozo!

I see ur very good at what u do......kip it up

I used to like this goldie babe and her concepts in her musicvideo <<read again....[/b]USED TO[b] I refuse to believe this is her strategy. She's jst not repping us well. The babe duuulllllllll

symbianDON: i swear, senate suppose probe goldie nationality. I fit use money bet am say she no be naija babe. Kai! Our babes no de fall hand like dis. O! Man, shame don finish me die. Make govt jail her when she come back for inappropriate misrepresentation of her motherland which is tantamount to treasonable felony.

U don forget NKENNA?? Dat one fall even naija leg join

Sagytarius: Thunder fire u!

Sagytarius: Amadioha dismember your head!

tellwisdom: Who be this goat again??

hihihihihihihihihihihihihi

anuz: Welldone. Welkum to d aos.

Thankx hon. Wher u been?

Shygal: @ani nw ma 9 hs got his eyez on a pwity sexy hawt lady lyk u.hmmnn

Nah, he's just being a guy. U remain his no.1 anyday n time. And don't worry,I won't betray u k? Ur still my HRH, am ever loyal

Thankx to NL for making me spend extra 2hrs on my saturday chores......finally done. Phew!!

*airplane mode* feeling fly!!!(I jst pray I don't end up like dana sha)

omenka Jnr: Goodmorning peeps....cant just stop laughing over de warm welcome accorded me by fellow incoming Otondos,nt forgetting the rough bashing i got from Doc Loskee...and maybe de respite i got from Anitanks..u guys are really wonderful....hope i will be given a small rum close to Anitanks own to hang upon for the mean time.....@9Zeros..u re really the Boss..kip it up

Close to my room....ehhh? Ok. *sips viju milk* jst dnt get too attached, am only gono break ur heart

Okoya: Mayb cos of d pic dat nearly spoilt ur fone.. Lol

Lmao!!!

Two days to my birthday..countdown begins ┐('⌣'┐) (┌'⌣')┌ ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ ┌(˘.˘)ʃ

ujchief: yea, pix speaks louder than txt.
How waz ya night dearie?

Twas fine dearie. Hope urs was too

Okoya: Lmao.... U re getting addicted

I've been addicted to social netwrking since inception.....I jst cldnt explain wat hapnd last nyt,must hv bin real tired. Miss our chats tho

Okoya: Waladade4luv(m), Okoya(m), anitank(f), Jeff01(m) and 3 guest

I see u too.... How waz ur nyt?

Mheeeen....my night. Can't even xplain it. Didn't know how or wen I slept off. Woke up dis mornin wit my fone stil in my hand Trust urs was awesome

I see u fine boy OKOYA, watsup?

bukkylois: Hehehe my dear u r on a loooooong tin if u expect me to remember u, lol

Chai!!!

ujchief: Whaaaat?? *wears my polo, runs outside and snaps a fast pix*... Now who d hel told u u're biga than me?

Lmao! U made ur point abi?

[quote author=9-zeros]no mind shy. she knows m missin her, she'z just tryna punish me. but if she keepin hidin from me, i'd probably start hangin out wit a new chic. lol.
@ani: *wink*[/quote]*in wizkid's voice* ur a pretty fine boy and u got no ghurl......(Points to self)holla @ur ghurl *winks*

bukkylois: Yay!!! Doin my final shopping today...sad my travelling bag is getting bigger by d day

Rememba me in d days of ur youth o

[quote author=9-zeros]yeah, right. d thread's primary aim is still 2 share nysc related info amongst d prospective batch b corpers. d jokes n social talks just helps in keepin us 2geda n flowin while we await 2nd july. thanks 4 ur corncern tho. 1 luv.[/quote]Now that's more like it. Bukky I hope u undastnd wat I mean now. Loskee no offence babes