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Romance › Re: She Won't Date Me Until I Tell Her My Body Count! by annyz: 7:04pm On Sep 24, 2021
Omicron007:
I have heard about Body Counts before but I did not think it was that serious until I met one girl recently.
She wanted something serious between us but she said she can't date me unless my Body Count is less than 5.

For some who haven't come across the term before.
Simply put, body count is the number of people you have had sex with. It does not matter how intimate the make out was, or how much stuff you have done with someone, if there hasn't been penetration, it does not count as sex in this context.

Body count here refers only to the number of people you have had penetrative sex with.


So my question is this.
Is it necessary to know your partner's body count?
Do you know your Body Count?
I can't even remember mine.

But why must I keep such in my memory at this my agehuh

I have lost count anyway!

Why not ask the number of our wasted cumshuh Since you sabi ask
NYSC › Re: Be Ready To Pay Ransom - NYSC Handbook Advises Corpers (Photo) by annyz: 9:09am On Sep 24, 2021
SarkinYarki:
In a shocking addition to the shocking things that have been plaguing Nigeria of recent the NYSC in a new handbook claimed to have been released to new corpers seems to be forewarning corpers on the possibility of being kidnapped and even went further to advise them to always be intouch with a relative who could pay ransom in the event of any kidnap shocked

"When travelling in high risk roads such as Abuja -Kaduna, Abuja - Lokoja - Okene or Aba - Port-Harcourt roads, then alert your family members, friends and colleagues in order to have someone on hand to pay off the ransom that could be demanded."


Is this what Nigeria has reduced to?

I am really heart broken seeing this

Notice how they used the words " pay off " as if to suggest it's some type of debt being paid
That's where Nigerians have found themselves under this regime.
Health › Re: What Happened To Me Today In A Brothel by annyz: 10:59am On Sep 23, 2021
IgiveLadiesBj:
Guys please I need help urgently. I had sex with a girl and her menses started. She feigned ignorance that it just started. When I came I saw blood around the condom and at the base of my pennis...

Please what should I do or take please?


I'm in danger and I'm broke as Bleep now...
.. and I'm kinda homeless now
I can see why you are broke and still homeless.
Ur brain is in ur dick truely.
Travel › Re: Kenyan Who Went To Saudi In Search For A Greener Pasture Returns With 2 Kids by annyz: 5:19pm On Sep 21, 2021
She is looking very healthy and well fed with the kids.
Travel › Re: The Royal Caribbean's Wonder Of The Seas: Inside The World's Largest Cruise Ship by annyz: 9:53am On Sep 21, 2021
Please vanity crew should stay away from this thread.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Whitemoney, Pere, Queen, Angel, Nini, Saga Are Up For Eviction by annyz: 8:44pm On Sep 20, 2021
Thank God for Cross using Emmanuel to secure his finals.
TV/Movies › Re: Liquorose Emerges Head Of House As Emmanuel Wins The Ultimate Veto Power Game by annyz: 8:42pm On Sep 20, 2021
Cross Team should please vote for massively for Pere.
Let see him in the finals.

WM for the finals too.

The gossiper and the parrot should depart ASAP this Sunday.
Best wishes to Angel & Queen
Politics › Re: Salihu Lukman: APC Members Are Angry About Femi Fani-Kayode’s Defection To APC by annyz: 5:00pm On Sep 20, 2021
san316:
Nobody is happy except FFK
Even his ex-wife Chiwendu is not happy.
Politics › Re: How Mailafia Died At Specialist Hospital, Gwagwalada by annyz: 10:16am On Sep 20, 2021
TV/Movies › Re: Fun Photos From Big Brother Naija Saturday Night Party ( Week 8) by annyz: 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2021
Omicron007:
shocked


Angel for the money.

I just can't wait to bang this babe immediately the show finishes.
Go girl.
Then be ready to go broke soon.

Ensure you don't blame your village people afterwards.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Viewers Voted For Yousef, Saskay & Angel by annyz: 9:14pm On Sep 19, 2021
Angel almost gone.
BBN knew why they decided to keep her even with that close margin with Saskay.

I am most surprised that they are still keeping the Simp & Parrot in that house.
Celebrities › Re: Olayinka Solomon Grinds Her Husband At Their Wedding Reception (Pictures) by annyz: 8:34pm On Sep 19, 2021
That's how she will soon go grind her ex behind him.
This man should shine his eyes wella.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by annyz: 7:40pm On Sep 19, 2021
annyz:
WM is the highest pretender amongst the house mates.
Always looking for who to run down to play his game.
Advising queen to stay away from rocking male housemates while he cornered her for deepest rocking and kisses.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by annyz: 7:30pm On Sep 19, 2021
WM is the highest pretender amongst the house mates.
Always looking for who to run down to play his game.
Advising queen to stay away from rocking male housemates while he cornered her for deepest rocking and kisses.
Food › Re: Nigerians Struggling Over Boxes Of Pepper At A Store In Canada (Video) by annyz: 9:33pm On Sep 18, 2021
Food makes no sense without pepper.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: I’d Have Taken Voluntary Exit If You Were Not Here – Saga Tells Nini by annyz: 9:25pm On Sep 18, 2021
S: Simp
A: Always
G: Go
A: Astray

I pity him by end of the game when NINI (the parrot) will retire back to her boyfriend.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Billboards Showing Biden As A Terrorist Saying Making The Taliban Great Again by annyz: 9:18pm On Sep 18, 2021
Drsnives:
How does that concern us
It will soon concern us bros.
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Whitemoney Accuses Angel Of Chasing Clout, Acting For Camera by annyz: 8:45pm On Sep 18, 2021
White Money us the one always acting for the camera.
Always using deficiencies of others to play his game in the house.
Surprised that he has to call Cross a murderer just because his fish died and then next day Queen fish died and he never talked.
Person will not hear word now that he is HOH but he looked down on others during there own times.
Noisy human being claiming to know it all.
His early body language when he was nominated last time for eviction proved it all.
Travel › Re: Road Trip: Lagos To Abuja By Road by annyz: 11:57am On Sep 18, 2021
speedfreak:
I’d appreciate the connect, I’m leaving Thursday morning. Pls reach me on 0903 628 8283
Please be careful now that you have share your mobile # okay?
Best wishes
Politics › Re: Defection: Stop Insulting Fani-Kayode & Read The Handwriting On The Wall by annyz: 10:37am On Sep 17, 2021
Jerewise332:
What I'm seeing in this whole thing is that,FFk will be given an appointment when baba Tinubu emerges as the president.
More so,the man just want to belong.
Which baba Tinubu?
Celebrities › Re: Bbnaija's Esther Agunbiade Flaunts Her Curves In Sexy Swimwear Photos by annyz: 10:34am On Sep 17, 2021
optimistic0001:
Apart from appearing half naked, it seems they is nothing this our female celebrity can use to trend again ohh
They should better start going naked.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Nini And Cross Fight by annyz: 1:24pm On Sep 15, 2021
Lugianostar:
This Nini girl has a striking resemblance with cartonlike cederella huh?
She looks an animated figure according to Ex BBN Michael.
Christianity Etc › Re: Omega Power Ministries (OPM) Empowers Rehabilitated Sex Workers (Photos) by annyz: 9:41am On Sep 15, 2021
asobo1:
Judge not lipsrsealed

The lady on white still has an anklet on.
That's OPM bangle.

Most people also were theirs on their ankle.
That's accepted
Romance › Re: Female Twitter User Gushes Over Uber Driver Says She Is In Love With Him by annyz: 8:38am On Sep 13, 2021
princeemmma:
female twitter user gushes over uber driver says she is in love with him. This lady says her uber driver was so cute, she wants to find him and make him her husband. Lol.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/7/female-twitter-user-gushes-over-uber-driver-says-she-is-in-love-with-him.html
Don't worry!

I now remembered
Politics › Re: Who Was The President Of Nigeria When You Were Born? by annyz: 7:54am On Sep 13, 2021
Aguiyi Ironsi and I have been here combating with babies.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: How Viewers Voted For Saga, Jackie B and JayPaul (Photo) by annyz: 7:49am On Sep 13, 2021
abobote:
I didn't know that Saga has a strong fan base
Nini's fans combined with Saga team made up the strong fan base.

Take my words
TV/Movies › Re: #BBNaija: I Am A Virgin But I Always Have Pregnancy Scare – Nini by annyz: 4:11pm On Sep 12, 2021
Pregnancy scare after doing what Nini?
Politics › Re: Coalition Of Arewa Youths Dissociates Self From Threat Against Ihedioha by annyz: 8:12pm On Sep 09, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
shocked



Does it mean that our president doesn't have knees?
The president should be the best dressed.
Politics › Re: Buhari In Imo: Presidemt Wears Trousers That Looks Unkempt by annyz: 7:17pm On Sep 09, 2021
The trouser was purposely made by the tailor to portray the life conditions in Igbo land.

The tailor must be an IPOB sympathizer.
TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Tega Finally Meet Her Husband, Shares Kisses And Hugs (Video) by annyz: 8:41am On Sep 08, 2021
Fiscus105:
Complete negative fame? Fame that cannot bring a single positive benefit but curses, criticisms and condenminations?

Delta State government rejected her sharp sharp.


Fame that would not only bring bully to yourself but ur family even up to tribe and state you come out from?
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Vision AVTR: Car Controlled By Reading Driver's Mind by annyz: 12:30pm On Sep 07, 2021
Mrtaye:
What if there are so many things on my mind?
It will select the most useful at that moment.
Car Talk › Re: Mercedes Vision AVTR: Car Controlled By Reading Driver's Mind by annyz: 12:29pm On Sep 07, 2021
Davash222:
What will happen when the driver start to think of Sex when drivinghuh
The car will drive you to the best and nearest Olosho house.

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