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Foreign Affairs › Re: President Ramaphosa Makes Mistake On TV Against Xenophobia (Video) by anochuko01(m): 8:14am On Sep 06, 2019
daddytime:
Lol

They can't even get a speech presentation right for goodness sake.

Blame Nigeria for this as usual.

Make una come do internship for NTA grin
Trump made same blunder sometimes last month. It was raining and few seconds into his speech, the teleprompter went off. He had to continue without any aid whatsoever.
Foreign Affairs › Re: BREAKING: British PM, Boris Johnson’s Brother Resigns (pixs) by anochuko01(m): 7:42am On Sep 06, 2019
I saw the news on Al-Jazeera this morning, guess what, the guy was in suit yet he was riding a bicycle to wherever he was going.
Politics › Re: NANS Rejects Proposed Cultural Exchange Programme Between Nigerian, S/african by anochuko01(m): 10:09am On Sep 05, 2019
kaorama:
Good. But I learnt UniAbuja SUG President is sabotaging the efforts of NANS in this regard. He should stop that immediately or be appropriately sanctioned.
the guy should be kidnapped grin. no time
Politics › Re: NANS Rejects Proposed Cultural Exchange Programme Between Nigerian, S/african by anochuko01(m): 10:07am On Sep 05, 2019
JI
Politics › Re: Xenophobia: South African Embassy In Lagos Shuts Down by anochuko01(m): 9:50am On Sep 05, 2019
itsme01:
undecided


If you truly want to deal with SouthAfricans in Nigeria, goto TB joshuas church... those lazy mofos like miracle pass anything


..
grin
Crime › Re: NURTW Members Protest MC Oluomo’s Emergence As Caretaker Committee Chair by anochuko01(m): 8:38am On Sep 05, 2019
His excellency, mc oluomo.
Crime › Re: Xenophobia: #BokoHaramChallenge, South Africans Dress Up As Terrorists (Photos) by anochuko01(m): 8:18am On Sep 05, 2019
Waiting for boko haram to issue a statement about their stand on this grin
Romance › Re: Is My Reply To A Lady Question Not Too Harsh? by anochuko01(m): 7:33am On Sep 05, 2019
Too rude bro. You should apologise to her again
Romance › Re: Huge Sperm by anochuko01(m): 7:30am On Sep 05, 2019
RAGGA40:
Please what is the formula to release huge sperm that will fill half painter of garri, thanks.
You only need a crash course in bernoulli's theorem.
Celebrities › Re: Mr Eazi Lists His Achievements After Twitter User Called Him Gold Digger by anochuko01(m): 12:15am On Sep 05, 2019
swaggzo:
Not because of eazy. Nigerians are always on twitter, insta, facebook, Nairaland and others, looking for who to bully, insult, and ridicule. When they're not doing that, they're wishing bad luck and failures to others.

These people they usually attack, are most of the time peaceful people, who are even doing better than their attackers in all aspects of life.

Nigerians neither respect themselves nor others, and I will say it a million times.
Your brain must be very faulty. *Some Nigerians*. Stop being a fool, I'd advice.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Hail Buhari On Recall Of Ambassador To South Africa Over Xenophobia by anochuko01(m): 7:47pm On Sep 04, 2019
Just look for one nonsense excuse to lay heavy fine on MTN. Or asked citizens to sue them for breaching regulations and then ask the courts to start giving judgements against them.
Education › Re: Largest Solar Plant In Africa Opens In Bayero University, Kano by anochuko01(m): 7:37pm On Sep 04, 2019
Ji
Business › Re: MTN Nigeria Closes Shops Nationwide by anochuko01(m): 2:24pm On Sep 04, 2019
okeyumez:
Its Nigerian workers that will suffer for it if MTN leaves Nigeria.
MTN is already rich. They are only helping us but we are ignorant
And you think MTN would make as much from any African country as they do from Nigeria? We have enough persons to invest in telecoms. It's better for Nigeria of they leave coz our money would remain here, rather than them sending it to SA
Crime › Re: Lagos Maths Teacher Sending Nude Photos & Videos To 14-Year-Old Student Arrested by anochuko01(m): 9:15pm On Sep 03, 2019
40 years old maths teacher. And No be a level maths o! Bascard!
Politics › Re: Xenophobic Attacks: Nigerian Govt Demands Two Major Things From South Africa by anochuko01(m):
Whats the address of S.A embassy in nigeria?
Crime › Re: My Nigerian Childhood Friend Killed In South Africa Xenophobic Attack - Oyinbo by anochuko01(m): 7:49pm On Sep 03, 2019
roymary:
If Sowore could be in jail till now and no one seem bothered, it shows how deeply hopeless we are as a people.
undecided undecided undecided
Which fvcking sowore? Ordinary to form coalition to fight these old men, they couldnt.
Crime › Re: Huge Python Killed At Iju River, Ogun State (Photos) by anochuko01(m): 3:26pm On Sep 02, 2019
1StopRudeness:
Man!!!!!!!ur brain chemistry is saturated with sexual activity....somehow, u easily drove this matter towards 18+
Lol, its not as serious as youre taking it!
Crime › Re: Huge Python Killed At Iju River, Ogun State (Photos) by anochuko01(m): 3:06pm On Sep 02, 2019
Waakanda:
That's massive cool
lol that sounded like someone just unzipped before you.
Celebrities › Re: Female Fans Sexually Harass Zlatan Ibile On Stage, Touch His Private Part (Pix) by anochuko01(m): 11:48am On Sep 02, 2019
Reverse their genders and watch the world burn with thunder, fire, brimestone and sulphur!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Urgent Hospital Vacancies In Osun State by anochuko01(m): 8:14am On Sep 02, 2019
JARUSHUB:
Maybe later.
Still open?
Romance › Re: Lady Laments Over S*x As Boyfriend Becomes Born-again by anochuko01(m): 7:14am On Sep 02, 2019
They aren't serious. Could have been the Easiest breakup...
Events › Re: Nigerians Share Their Worst Wedding Experiences (hilarious Comments) by anochuko01(m): 7:08am On Sep 02, 2019
lekkan:
grin grin Sorry I'm not the cause of your problem...
Lol . At least you wrote this one correctly!
Events › Re: Nigerians Share Their Worst Wedding Experiences (hilarious Comments) by anochuko01(m): 6:55am On Sep 02, 2019
lekkan:
The comments tho grin angry grin.. Can writing English get worst than this??
You're a big fool Sir. Look at the rubbish you also wrote!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 1st September 2019 by anochuko01(m): 8:39pm On Sep 01, 2019
Emmanuel226:
hv u later seen ithuh cheesy i am nairaland's new sports prophet cool
No be your fault naa. If not for that primary school PHE teacher that calls himself Emery.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 1st September 2019 by anochuko01(m): 3:49pm On Sep 01, 2019
saxby:
I believe both teams should score in this match
Arsenal straight win and over 2.5
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 1st September 2019 by anochuko01(m): 3:47pm On Sep 01, 2019
Emmanuel226:
Pepe to go blank again, after anoda wonderful performance cool MARK MY WORD
Okay
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 2) On 1st September 2019 by anochuko01(m): 3:19pm On Sep 01, 2019
Pepe them gang
Christianity Etc › Re: Should A Church Worker Who Fornicated Confess To The Church? by anochuko01(m): 9:03am On Sep 01, 2019
the problem isn't even confession, but ability to stay without repeating the act. How many times you wan come confess?
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky's Giant 28th Birthday Cake (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 8:58am On Sep 01, 2019
ZoeyJ:
Saw it from beginning. Perv.
And how come you know exactly how a D***k is if you aren't a perv? Perv.
Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky's Giant 28th Birthday Cake (Photo) by anochuko01(m): 8:23am On Sep 01, 2019
ZoeyJ:
It's not. Perv
So you went back to check it? Perv.
Romance › Re: Natural Way To Get Flawless Skin by anochuko01(m): 8:00am On Sep 01, 2019
pansophist:
To have a flawless skin, you need just turmeric powder and honey. A 1/4 teaspoon of turmeric powder, with a teaspoon of honey. Mix well until evenly distributed, then apply to the face. Allow to stay fo or at least 30 mins, wash your face. Repeat everyday for a month. You'll fine eh?

Thank me later.
the rest of the body nko

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