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Education › Re: 51 Lagos Teachers Fail Professional Examination by anonimi: 7:06am On Nov 22, 2017
yjgm:
Something is happening. Elrufai has opened other governors eyes
The real thing to happen will be regular recruitment of professional teachers every year instead of sending hapless NYSC corpers to teach children thereby creating UNEMPLOYMENT and stealing our commonwealth.
Apart from ensuring all children are enrolled freely in government schools that are well built and equipped with libraries and laboratories.

HungerBAD:
At a time when knowledge acquisition in other climes is getting increasingly sophisticated, the same cannot be said to be the case in most parts of the country.

While the much-touted leaders of tomorrow in some states attend classes in ad-hoc environments including under trees, unsafe environment and sundry locations, Lagos State, many say should never be found in the company of such needy states.

But that is not the case. As a matter of fact, students in some schools in the state are taught while sitting on bare floors, while classrooms in some schools across the state are without roof, sundry fittings and devoid of requisite learning aides

Oshodi Nursery and Primary School, Oshodi, which has been in deplorable condition for a very long time is a classic example of this sad story.Located only a few kilometres away from Bolade Bus Stop, along Oshodi/Agege Motor Road, the school, which has up to four buildings within the premises, sees pupils scampering for safety anytime it rains, even as the learning process also has to be halted at such times.
This explains why parents and concerned residents of the area are urging the state government to come to their aid, by rehabilitating the school, and providing an enabling environment for the pupils to learn, in consonant with their rights to attend school in conducive environments.

The pathetic condition of the school first attracted the attention of The Guardian Newspaper, which carried a report to that effect in The Guardian on Sunday edition of February 7th, 2016. Ever since that publication, nothing has been done to improve the fortunes of the school.

This gross neglect suffered by the school, has provided a leeway for miscreants in the area to sneak in for regular Indian Hemp smoking sessions. They sometimes defecate in the open classrooms, thereby compounding an already bad situation.

When The Guardian visited the school last week, over 20 classrooms are without roof, just as empty plastic bottles and empty sachets of water jostled for space.

Some of the residents who spoke to The Guardian said they have on several occasions written letters informing the state government about deplorable state of the school, and the need to rehabilitate it, but without any positive response.

They said because of the ugly condition of the school, most of them had to relocate their children to other schools, adding that only indigent students still attend the school.

One of the residents Mr. Edwin Mathew, said parents of the pupils have raised the issue of renovation on several occasions with the school management during Parents Teacher Association (PTA) meeting, but nobody is saying anything about it.

Mathew said: “This school has been in this form for a very long time and nobody is saying anything about it. We have written letters to government but there have been no responses. We feel government has forgotten this school, and some parents have taken their children to private schools. Only a few parents still bring their children to this school because the school has been abandoned.

“I want to use this opportunity to beg the state government to come to our aid because our children are our investment so, we would not like to play with their future.”

A parent, Mrs. Kafayat Dada, said she personally wrote several letters, but when nobody responded, she visited the Ministry of Education in Alausa to inform them of condition of the school, but nothing has been done till date.

Dada said: “I have been to places to find out why the school has been abandoned, along with other parents because we suspected that government must have awarded contract for the rehabilitation of the school buildings. We found out that the contract has not been awarded, but I want to use this opportunity to ask Governor Akinwunmi Ambode, to come and rehabilitate the school for our children. We are not happy with the terrible condition of the school because it is an eyesore. Our children have right to school in a conducive environment like other children in the state.”

Secretary, Lagos State Universal Basic Education Board Oshodi/Isolo Local Council, Lekan Alausa Adekoya, explained that it was rainstorm that removed the roofs of the buildings in September 2014, and ever since the school management has written several letters to the state government, through the State Primary Education Board (SPEB), to rehabilitate the school, but nothing has been done.

He called on the state government to take the school building as a priority project, and rehabilitate it. He said: “As you can see, it is an eyesore and we do not like the situation. I feel one day it would be the turn of the school to be renovated because I believe government has not forgotten the school.

“One non-governmental organisation promised that it would rehabilitate the school for us in 2016, but because of the economic recession, the group apologised it would no longer happen. It is a project that would take millions of naira, so, there is nothing we can do on our own other than to write letters to government, which we did on several occasions. I know very soon by God’s grace something would be done because it is a public school and the children have right to stay and learn in a conducive environment.
“We try our best to see that the situation of the school does not affect the learning process. We thank God that we are in dry season because whenever it rains, the learning process is affected because of the open roof.

“Government should intervene in this matter. I know that government has other projects to handle, but it should make this school a priority project.”

Responding to the use of the school by miscreants and hoodlums for binging, he said, “We have arrested some of them before with the help of the police. We discovered that it was some children of some landlords in the area, including some tenants and traders in Oshodi market that litter the school environment.”


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Education › Re: 51 Lagos Teachers Fail Professional Examination by anonimi: 7:00am On Nov 22, 2017
Zionista:
Nigeria's educational system is a miasma of quackery, incompetence and unprecedented mediocrity.

From Primary schools to the ivory towers, it's a tale of woe. If you want to write a bestseller on How Not to Run a Country, come to Nigeria. Enough materials abound.
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe Resigns After 37 Years by anonimi: 6:50am On Nov 22, 2017
lazygal:
Why are you confrontational ? Have a good day ahead .Do a piece on the drug abuse rate in kano / Kaduna. It is said 1 in 3 homes has a drug addict it is just too bad
Thanks for the compliment.
The confrontation is needed because this is serious. Deflecting the propaganda and lies of APC that has soaked into the innermost recess of people's brains is not easy to dislodge.
Cheers.

P.S.: As for the drug abuse rate, I don't know what that is all about as it is not in my sphere of concern.
There is El-Rufai and Ganduje plus their people who should bother about that with all the pastors who fleece people who can evangelise up there.
Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi: 6:35am On Nov 22, 2017
Enigmaticprof:
Hey, I'm not a religious fanatic, ain't disputing the fact some of them survive on tithes but some true men of God are into viable business where they earn big.
If they are true men of God they should follow the examples of the white missionaries who left the comfort of their homes in Europe to evangelise us on the dark continent with schools and clinics. Those evangelised would include the parents of today's gods of men who would rather not sow seeds of evangelism in the north and remote parts of the south with schools and clinics.
D|o you know why this is so?


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Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi:
bayooooooo:
May our loyalty never be tested-----Tunde Fasola, 2015

Jesus loyalty was tested, and he passed. What you quoted had nothing to do with showing off.

The same Jesus who passed that test also requested for a donkey while entering Jerusalem, to basically show off . He could have walked like apostles but he wanted to show off, and show off he did.
There were chariots from way back in the Old Testament. A donkey is a lowlife means of transport then and till now.


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe Resigns After 37 Years by anonimi: 6:05am On Nov 22, 2017
lazygal:
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Its obvious to any one that you seem to have an agenda against APC going by pictures and posts.let c u in public office and c how u will perform .
Its really funny how u can get on public forum to claim PDP worked ..your conscience has been bought
Do you mean that Femi Adesina's conscience has been bought huh
BTW, why are you mentioning me after you said that I should get off your mentions? Are you a hypocrite also like bubu and his 40 thieves of the presidency cabal in the All Poverty Congress, APC?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi: 6:03am On Nov 22, 2017
9jakohai:
Gucci pastor!

Tho he should go for D and G ..... wink. Or Armani smiley cool

On a more serious note, a pastor should be judged not on how well he dresses, but how Christ-like he is. I don't know much about Pastor COZA's life (Ese aside,ahem)..but if he is not reflecting Jesus ....then he cannot be a good Christian.
Thank you sir.
Remain blessed.

Matthew 25:31-46 King James Version (KJV)

31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

33 And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.

34 Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

35 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me drink: I was a stranger, and ye took me in:

36 Naked, and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.


37 Then shall the righteous answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, and fed thee? or thirsty, and gave thee drink?

38 When saw we thee a stranger, and took thee in? or naked, and clothed thee?

39 Or when saw we thee sick, or in prison, and came unto thee?

40 And the King shall answer and say unto them, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.

41 Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

42 For I was an hungred, and ye gave me no meat: I was thirsty, and ye gave me no drink:

43 I was a stranger, and ye took me not in: naked, and ye clothed me not: sick, and in prison, and ye visited me not.

44 Then shall they also answer him, saying, Lord, when saw we thee an hungred, or athirst, or a stranger, or naked, or sick, or in prison, and did not minister unto thee?

45 Then shall he answer them, saying, Verily I say unto you, Inasmuch as ye did it not to one of the least of these, ye did it not to me.

46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+25%3A31-46&version=KJV
Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi: 5:57am On Nov 22, 2017
bayooooooo:
How do you know that God doesn't show off?
Do you read your Bible?
Are you being like Jesus Christ in your words, works and deeds to qualify you as a Christian?


8 Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them;

9 And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me.

10 Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi: 5:48am On Nov 22, 2017
donogaga:
This isn't an issue when there is money.

You can easily afford expensive stuffs if the cash is readily available.
Very true.
You do have a point.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi: 5:37am On Nov 22, 2017
Enigmaticprof:
cry My school fees for 5 semesters cry
Nothing bad though (if it is personal money)
His personal money as in he has a serious job like Apostle Paul who was mending fishing nets huh
Can you share his personal income tax returns?
Thanks.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Check Out COZA Pastor's Gucci Hoodie Cost N465,920 (photo) by anonimi: 5:35am On Nov 22, 2017
SmartchoiceNGR:
Great. At least we now know the message here is not about Christ.

The much needed closure found!
Yorubas should decode his surname- Fatoyinbo. wink


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe Resigns After 37 Years by anonimi: 5:32am On Nov 22, 2017
lazygal:
Please list them as against pdp's achievement in 16 years
Can I humbly direct you to Femi Adesina huh
If you don't understand the meaning of previous governments, please let me know.

nawtyme:
Previous Govts Initiated ‘Most Of The Things This Administration Is Doing’ – Adesina


A majority of the projects the Muhammadu Buhari administration is working on was inherited from previous administrations, the Special Adviser to the President on Media and Publicity has said.

Mr Femi Adesina said this when he appeared on Channels Television’s special Independence anniversary programme on Sunday.

“Most of the things this administration is doing – 60 to 70 percent of them – were initiated by previous governments,” he said.

“That shows you that in the past a government will come and say ‘this is not our project’ And it will discard what was being done and start fresh ones.”

As a result, Mr Adesina said there are many half and quarter-completed abandoned projects.
But rather than abandon the project, he explained that the current administration will complete it.

An example is the Abuja-Kaduna rail project which the Presidential aide said was up to maybe 60 to 70 percent complete when the last administration left.

“This administration came, completed it and inaugurated it. Then you will still find some people shouting, ‘they are claiming credit for what the past administration started,” he said.

“It shows there is a mentality in Nigeria that makes governments not want to complete what previous governments have started. But this administration is not going that way at all, it is just doing what needs to be done for the good of the country.”

Another example is the Mambilla power project, which has been in the works since 1972, but has now started taking shape under this administration.

In going about its activities, Mr Adesina said the Federal Government follows due process in the awarding of contracts, stressing that projects worth above N50m will require the permission of the Federal Executive Council before such a contract can be awarded.

“One thing this government does scrupulously is to follow due process in the award of all these contracts and projects.

“Anything that is above N50m must come to the Federal Executive Council. Before the FEC will endorse any project or contract, the Bureau of Public Procurement must have signed off on that project that it is worthy to be done and the projections are good, that this government does not joke about.”

https://www.channelstv.com/2017/10/01/previous-govts-initiated-most-of-the-things-this-administration-is-doing-adesina/
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shift15:
My trip to Abuja-Kaduna Rail Project.
You can be the judge....
Dec. 28, 2014


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Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe Resigns After 37 Years by anonimi: 5:24am On Nov 22, 2017
lazygal:
Please list them as against pdp's achievement in 16 years

Am not a pro BUHARI but let's call a spade a spade,sir
Tell that to the marines, as they say.

lazygal:
FarahAideed:
Buhari is next in Jesus Name
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Hmmm...guess this is one prayer that you won't c answered
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe Resigns After 37 Years by anonimi: 5:20am On Nov 22, 2017
lazygal:
Please list them as against pdp's achievement in 16 years

Am not a pro BUHARI but let's call a spade a spade,sir
Which PDP oh madam lazygal?
The one with the worstest elements inside the Association of ProgreTHIEF Criminals, APC or the one outside it?
Don't forget that half of those 16 years was by Ebola Owu as president. Why are you not concerned that bubu has not arrested him instead of frolicking with the Agbaya of Ota?

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Nigerian deals 'wasted billions
14 March 2008

Some $2.2bn-worth of Nigerian energy contracts were awarded without a bidding process by the former president and his energy minister, officials say.
One was to a company with less than $200 of base capital at the time, a witness told a parliamentary committee.

It is investigating why $16bn of investment in the energy sector during Olusegun Obasanjo's eight years in power failed to end power shortages.

More from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7296466.stm
Foreign Affairs › Re: Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe Resigns After 37 Years by anonimi: 5:16am On Nov 22, 2017
chloedogie:
Buhari hasn't even spent 4 years baba. calm down. The people you should be firing such prayers against are those senators that have spent over 16 years in senate and the governors that spent 8 years in their states and are presently serving as senators and the governors that are concluding their 8 years and still aspiring for senate. Those ones should concern you better man.
Really?
Why do we like setting ourselves up for deception, scam and being swindled by thieves, rogues and barawos like bubu and his 40 thieves of the presidency cabal in the All Poverty Congress, APC.
Bi satide se maa ri, ati jimoh ni a o ti mo - By Friday we should know how Saturday will be.
Meanwhile, has the word, IMMEDIATE, taken on a new meaning under the presidency of illiterate bubu huh


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Politics › Re: How Diezani Forced Jonathan To Sack Me – Stella Oduah by anonimi: 4:45am On Nov 22, 2017
Adminisher:
There was nothing in this story about the former President having affairs with other women in what Stella Oduah has said.
It is inferior Nigerian education and low mind that is worrying you.
It is terrible, ahswear.
No wonder a NEPA certificate president is boss to a law professor.
We are in deep shit and trouble combined.


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Politics › Re: How Diezani Forced Jonathan To Sack Me – Stella Oduah by anonimi: 4:42am On Nov 22, 2017
seguno2:
That was 7 years ago and she was sacked.
Since two years ago, Buhari has reinstated and promoted Maina, the pension thief. If you are hustling things out, imagine what pensioners who already worked for 35 years have to endure because of Buhari the biggest thief of all seasonshuh
Presidiot bubu and his 40 thieves cabal are the worst looters and corrupt rogues we will ever see in this country.


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Politics › Re: I'm Right Now In Osun...Are There Any Decent Hotels Here? My Goodness! by anonimi: 4:38am On Nov 22, 2017
liberalsinnerx:
I don't understand. I told you thank you and explained the kind of hotels I'm looking for. Must I stay in the guest houses you recommended? Don't I have a choice?
You are just being a troll and should have been ignored roundly.
Crime › Re: Secondary School Cult Boys Nabbed While Trying To Fight Other Students. Photos by anonimi: 4:34am On Nov 22, 2017
ClassicMan202:
Leaders of tomorrow...huh... SMH
Like you and me.
We need to be vigilant ourselves and report suspicious items, behaviour promptly to the law enforcement and intelligence authorities.
It is the surest way to keep ourselves safe.


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Crime › Re: Secondary School Cult Boys Nabbed While Trying To Fight Other Students. Photos by anonimi: 4:32am On Nov 22, 2017
Foreign Affairs › Re: Go, Mugabe, Go - By Reuben Abati by anonimi: 10:34am On Nov 21, 2017
SmartchoiceNGR:
Abati should keep quiet
Herdsmen he nor write
Buhari medical tourism e nor write

Fayose owing medical workers 6 months salaries e nor write
Babachir grass cutter e still nor write
Ipob KANU arrest.. He nor write


Abeg someone tell this joker to shut up

A journalist that cannot write on those issues is that one a real journalist?
I hope that a decent man enough to APOLOGISE.

Cattle Herdsmen As The New Boko Haram?, By Reuben Abati

On Apr 29, 2016

https://theeagleonline.com.ng/cattle-herdsmen-as-the-new-boko-haram-by-reuben-abati/
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Chizgold:
When 15 million plus Nigerians voted for President Muhammadu Buhari in the 2015 General elections, their expectation was that he would be available to serve them 24/7/365, and that those who fielded him as their candidate had done their home work to avoid what is curiously becoming the Katsina problem in Nigerian politics. Katsina! But we have now found ourselves in a situation whereby our President is now in London, for more than one month sir, ma, and we are here, and we have an acting President, who according to everybody, including the extremists and the mischievous, and the politically partisan, is beginning to try his best, with his admirers, now praying for the worst.

For that reason alone, we have an emotionally, politically and spiritually divided country on our hands. Don’t mind what they tell you, and don’t deceive yourself, the Nigerian Presidency is in turmoil. It is not our wish. It is not what the voters asked for. But that is how democracy works. You cannot predict the results that democracy produces. Not even in America. Or Russia.

Now that we have found ourselves in this situation, anyway – an absentee President trying to remain relevant and an acting President struggling to put up appearances, and struggling harder not to be seen to be ambitious (sorry, Prof. I was your student but I have something to say sir, I don’t mean any harm – truth be told), where should the Nigerian people stand? For the past one month, we have all been trapped in a post-truth situation, pretending as if all is normal. We should stop pretending.

Those who supported and are supporting the APC that brought President Muhammadu Buhari to power and office cannot talk. They cannot talk due to embarrassment and shame. They are busy putting up a face. But for how long can they do this? The Nigerian media is also on its knees, looking so pitiable, with the exception of a few blogs, newspapers that we can’t even trust, professional media consultants who are in disarray, a few bloggers and then some gentlemen: Pa Ikhide, Farooq Kperogi, Sonala Olumhense, Omoyele Sowore, Pius Adesanmi and Okey Ndibe who have since been specially illuminated as they journeyed to Damascus.

I will return to this subject some other day. But I think right now, we should begin to take the subject of the absence of President Muhammadu Buhari more seriously. Bukola Saraki, our Senate President has visited him in London, twice, within two weeks. I don’t think we should leave this business of visiting the President to party chieftains, the executive and the Federal Legislature. If care is not taken, Senator Saraki may be tempted to visit the President again next week. And the week after and he may even be tempted to travel with all the members of the National Assembly. There must be equity in this matter.

Figure it out as follows: we all know that President Buhari is now in London and he is the man Nigerians chose as their President in 2015. We cannot forsake him. He is in London on working leave, for more than one month now, and we don’t know when that leave will end. We have been told it will end soon. Later. One day. Whenever. We are not God. Let the leave end when it will. But we, the people, have a duty to stand by our President. This is the point of this article. We are Africans. We have traditions. We respect elders. We don’t joke with old age. The time has come, right now, for Nigerians to behave like Africans.

We should therefore, not leave this business of visiting to Senator Busola Saraki alone. Party chieftains have visited Mr. President. The leadership of the National Assembly has also gone to London to be part of President Buhari’s working leave. I think Vice-President-Acting-President Yemi Osinabjo should also visit his boss, this week, next week, or ASAP. Henceforth, he should be in London at least once a week. Let us stop pretending that the President is not in charge. He is. If Aso Villa is now in London, let us make it work. The Acting President and the real President need quality face time. If the acting President must go to London everyday, let him do so, but don’t let us run Nigeria by telephone or DHL Am I making sense? I am not talking about common sense. I mean real sense. So, do I make any sense at all?

After the Acting President’s visit, all former Presidents should also start going to London to see the President. Those former Presidents are not as harmless as they pretend to be. They are projected to the public as advisers but they are more than that: they all left something in Aso Villa that makes them eternally powerful. It is like leaving your DNA in a woman’s body. They should be allowed or perhaps encouraged to visit President Buhari while he is on working leave. I think our Baba in Abeokuta, Ota and Ibogun should be the first to visit. That may negate the order of seniority, but trust the Ebora Owu to return from London with front-page news! After him, the others can start visiting and probably advise on the possibility of holding a Council of State meeting in London. As it were, the Nigerian Constitution does not insist that the Council of State Meeting must be held inside Nigeria. The main subject of that first historic, diaspora, Council of State Meeting should be phrased by OBJ in his own unique way: “Momodu: are you well or sick?”

There is something called the separation of powers. I don’t want to disrespect mi’lords but I think they too should go to London. The National Judicial Council (NJC) should put together a high-powered delegation of judges from every part of the country, from all divisions, and level, to proceed post-haste to London to visit, no, to confer with President Buhari on matters of judicial interest to the nation. But Sirs, don’t go there and talk about the welfare of judges, or the non-payment of your entitlements – if you try that, well, I won’t be in a position to tell you what awaits you on your return. You know mi’lords, as well as I do, that the law in Nigeria is now being made to look truly like an ass!

After the judges, okay may be the Nigerian Bar Association should also send a delegation, but I don’t trust many of our lawyers. They think they know the law, and they could go to London and say things that will disrupt the President’s working leave. To make that impossible, members of the NBA should be booked on an Arik flight to London, please. But if they get there, fine. The next delegation should be that of Permanent Secretaries. These ones should spend more than a week in London with the President. In fact, they can stay with him till he returns. If they also have medical issues, they should use the opportunity to ask for tests, with the condition that they must return immediately the President leaves London, notwithstanding the status of their own medical tests!

Once the Permanent Secretaries have been fully accommodated in London, the Ministers, those who were once dismissed by their own employer as “noise-makers”, and who have proven to be no better, should also visit London. They can go ahead and make as much noise as they wish in London and even enjoy the benefit of a full Federal Executive Council Meeting. I suspect that this will be a particularly productive FEC meeting. If the people in the Foreign Affairs Ministry know what they are doing, however, they would arrange ahead of that meeting in London, a special meeting with Theresa May, Prime Minister of Great Britain, followed by a dinner with Her Majesty the Queen of England, with a proviso, please, please, please, that nobody should bring up the issue of Biafra or Southern Kaduna after shaking the Queen’s hand, and there should be a strict guarantee that President Buhari will be accompanied by his extremely beautiful wife, Aisha, and he will not, meeting the Queen, no matter how excited, make the mistake of referring to “za oza room”.

Stop laughing, my friend; this is how you people cause problems for innocent writers. What I am now trying to add having made all these points above, is that the Governors’ Forum should also visit President Buhari in London. The Governors have already signified their intention to do so and that seems to be fine with the Nigerian public. The Governors should therefore appoint representatives who should proceed to London. When they meet with the President, they should hold a special prayer session with three prayer points: one, that President Buhari will not work for another person to come and eat; two: that the demons of Aso Rock will spare and forgive him and his family; three: that President Buhari will return to Nigeria with his two feet. The Governor to lead the prayer should be Peter Ayo Fayose of Ekiti State.

If he starts sounding as he has been sounding in recent times, Nasir el-Rufai should be asked to take the microphone from him. And if Nasir sounds like he is playing politics, as he has been doing, Adams Oshiomhole who will like to be there anyway, as a Governor ex-officio, should be given the microphone and asked to pray for the President as best as he can or as best as Trotsky could.

I have left out some people. In the past month, some Imams and ulamas and concerned relatives have been reported in the media, holding prayer sessions for a hale and hearty President who is just in London to enjoy the weather and do some quality check-ups, private and public. These prayer warriors have prayed and prayed in Abuja, Daura, Borno and everywhere else. The matter is so serious that nobody should be surprised if Rochas Okorocha or James Ibori organizes a prayer session for Muhammadu Buhari. This is the biggest business in Nigeria at this moment.

I think, therefore, that we should also encourage the ulamas and the imams to visit. Let them go to London and pray for their President. We have been told they have been sending prayers through skype, whatsapp and the air, the same channels that GSM service providers in Nigeria now want to block. Let the imams go to London then and let the verses of the Holy Quoran rain down. It will be unfair not to allow Christian leaders to go to London too. They are also anxious to go to London. Pastor Tunde Bakare, my beloved, secondary school senior should lead that team. His job should be to screen out any Pastor with Biafra, or Southern Kaduna or pro-PDP blood in him or her. I mean Pastors like Reno Omokri, Ebun Adegboruwa…. you get what I am saying? The prayer should be commissioned!

Traditional rulers, bloggers, public intellectuals, trolls, and journalists! Oh, I almost forgot. I think we should also be invited to London to have tea with the President. I volunteer to lead that team but if I am considered unpopular, since they say I am not one of them, let @ikhide, @akaebube, or @dejiadeyanju, @realFFK, or @YeleSowore, be the team leader. But please, ....

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Events › Re: Couple Wed: No Wedding Gown, No Cake, Rice, Wine, Chicken, Soft Drinks (Photo) by anonimi: 10:26am On Nov 21, 2017
Gluhbirne:
I'm all for simple weddings, but I know everyone's different sha.
Hmmmm, Banky W and Adesuwa said similar things oh but....... lipsrsealed
Events › Re: Couple Wed: No Wedding Gown, No Cake, Rice, Wine, Chicken, Soft Drinks (Photo) by anonimi: 10:24am On Nov 21, 2017
chronique:
Bro, I'm a realist and let's be real. If someone is coming to marry your sister and can't afford to do things the way it should be, and all he can give you guys is doughnuts and zobo, wouldn't you be worried? I'm not saying his fortunes cannot change later in life but the truth is that, I'd be very very disturbed. Nigeria of today is hard and we are all struggling. The last thing anybody wants, is to allow his/her child or sibling to suffer. I'd rather want them to wait till things pick up, rather than stress themselves... Anytime I'm broke and cash strapped, I know how depressing I get when I can't meet up needs at that moment. Not to talk of people who are married.
We are struggling because we overreaching ourselves with unnecessary flexing to impress neighbours who are just as nonetity as we are compared to those who MAKE the things we flex with.
We are our own worst enemies.


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Education › Re: NUC budgets N8m for research, N85m to purchase vehicles by anonimi: 10:19am On Nov 21, 2017
Education › Re: NUC budgets N8m for research, N85m to purchase vehicles by anonimi: 10:15am On Nov 21, 2017
thesicilian:
When a system is rotten from the head, what do you expect?
The system is rotten from everywhere, including the bottom where you and me are wasting our own resources on owambes of burial, naming, house-warming, birthdays, eating, feasting and fcvking instead of donating to our old schools, community health clinics, green space/parks etc.
The head is a reflection of the body on which it sits.
QED!


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 6:43am On Nov 21, 2017
Seun:
My guess is that the church ‘donated’ money to their department with the understanding that after lavishing generous gifts on themselves the balance will be used to buy a jet for him. Only the head of the department needed to know about the plan. The others have no incentive to complain after collecting lavish gifts of up to $100k (according to a Nairalander in his church) from the same fund.
Our Oga at the top for nairaland na sharp business man oh. cheesy
See as im just decode the whole shenanigan scam scheme finish.
I dey hail oh. grin


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 6:39am On Nov 21, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
They will soon fund his second wedding. He basically charges the partners money for rhapsody, prints it with his printing company and then goes on air to declare millions of free copies of rhapsodies shared across all countries.

Same goes for all their ministry material, none is free even if you get it free, someone was made to pay for it.

Then someone is saying a bunch of musicians and performing artist bought a private jet for him.

Ifahear
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 1:48pm On Nov 20, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Innercity got partners from your church that funds it. So what exactly does the church do with its own money from tithes and offering?

Healing school got partners that pay for it.
Free rapsody got partners paying for it.
Television ministry has partners.

Every arm of your church has partners sponsoring it, what exactly does your church do with the tithes and offerings it collects?

Don't think too far...
Pay for Chris' hairdresser while the members hustle to feed properly grin embarassed undecided


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 1:45pm On Nov 20, 2017
ideologies:
hahahahhahahaa, i dont do such debates,

the scriptures u post are actually for u.

U err because u know not the truth.

even the story of 5 loaves of bread from the little boy should ans ur unbelief.

Abeg i get better things to do than waste time with u.

you too should return t your politics thread and argue PDP & APC

enjoy ur day
Loaves of bread multiplied to feed the hungry congregation is the same as doubling money that is scammed from the sheeple by the conmen pretending to be gods of men?
Who did this to you?
You better repent before it is too late.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 1:41pm On Nov 20, 2017
sobmos:
just name the schools brother. How many hospital patients has your pastor healed. I'm waiting for their names too:
Has he named the schools and hospitals?
Whenever he does please mention me o jare.
They are just a bunch of corrupt fraudsters masquerading as gods of men.
No wonder they frolick so easily with their fellow thieves and rogues who are public servants.


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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 1:35pm On Nov 20, 2017
ideologies:
bros you know nothing. How many poor members of the church do u know?
I resemble census officer of your church abi?


hahahhahahaha, ur mentality is poor, that is y u are where u are, complain and stay low,

Those that give are not complaining and if they are not seeing the results, they would have stopped, u get.
Seeing the results of money DOUBLING because your god is a magician who only doubles money?
I challenge you to show us just one miracle where Jesus Christ doubled anyone's money to justify this your giving in order to see results of becoming rich.
I dare you to show just one.
Just one.
Otherwise you are NOT serving God. the Father who sent Jesus Christ His Only Begotten Son.
You definitely are NOT!

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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Gets Jet Plane Gift From Loveworld Music & Arts Group by anonimi: 1:31pm On Nov 20, 2017
ideologies:
Proverbs 11:24 King James Version (KJV)

24 There is that scattereth, and yet increaseth; there is that withholdeth more than is meet, but it tendeth to poverty.

that quote is for you, hahahhahaha

No one pointed a gun when i gave, i gave willingly and as i scatter my seeds I increase, hallelujah

Stay there u will read about me on forbes soon
How soon?
10 years?
20 years?
Abi na like those generic predictions that you guys call prophecies?
What VALUE are you planning to create in order to be read about on Forbes?
Or you are simply going to pray your way through and claim it?


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