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Seun, lalasticlala, ishilove abeg make una do the needful with this infotainment thread o jare.

Thanks Kanwulia

shumuel:
God bless you bro, i was once an unbeliever of myths, i only believed in science but i always had it at the back of my mind that it must exist(as long as it had an English name) thank God i had an encounter with one in 2012, she even still on my Facebook list till date, i saw i never knew she was, not until she displayed in front of me, i mean i saw act like a witch, that was the day she confessed, even her mum and grandmother were same, infact all the time she was always around me her fellow mermaids will come and play with her, all i knew was she would just want to be alone, kept smiling and laughing on her own, with me beliveing maybe she was chating with someone online because she would always have her phone in hand, omo the girl set die, though dark skined, she looks like the popular actress Mercy Johnson, that day was the day i became a celibate, me wey wan bleep the girl like my life depended on it, not knowing the girl i was disturbing was a Marmaid.

They are real and i have heard of many that had had an encounter with them, me inclusive.

Did you consider that the girl may be having MENTAL health issues not unrelated to intermittent HALLUCINATION

Brainless Boooboo is sharing photos with his grand children while Boko Haram terrorists slaughter our fellow citizens randomly & at will.

Yet we warned about this 'expired' old pensioner that JagbaJantis packaged & sold us on 28 March.


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Jeboy:
Where is DSS when u need dem most?

........... invading Akwa Ibom state house arresting foreign currencies!

While terrorists kill our fellow citizens like Sallah rams.





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LMAyedun:
Buhari should do something about these daily killings... He is so slow.

#100WastedDays

Na so we see am oh.

We have been SCAMMED big time.




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Where is the man who was sold to us on 28 March as a 'strong, incorruptible man of integrity'- Brainless Boobooo who promised to crush Boko Haram terrorists in two months?

Where is the COAS Burantashi who is doing paparazzi modeling instead of using equipment bought by Jonathan to CLEAR the remnants of these terrorists




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Buhari 'body language' never reach our SSS to be able to arrest hemp growers and PREVENT this malaise from happening
Abi the man only dey do am for mouth action ni?




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nzeobi:
Buhari let us know your plans for the economy and the common man

He has made his PLANS known already na
Where you dey since?




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GodblessNig247:
BUHARI THE PACE SETTER

Yea.
Pace setter in telling LIES believed by his gullible followers of 200 million mumu citizens.





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Kingkamal:
To be frank you are the biggest mumu.. paid goon who want to dis unite this country and I can swear you are a the real Boko Haram member who thinks all brain can be brainwashed by posting nonsense.. just remember what crush pdp.. tribal and ethinicity, and the same thing will soon consume you by God Grace

Which PDP?
The one whose worstest elements simply CHANGEd name to APC or some other one?

As for your curse, I say- Back to Sender




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Guyman02:
Credit: Olofin O Emmanuel:

Can a Leopard change it spots? CHANGE 2015, CHANGE, CHANGE?

APC Lists of Gubernatorial Candidates for the 2015 Elections:

1] KWARA: AbdulFatah Hamed (former PDP)
2] KEBBI: Abubakar Atiku Bagudu (former PDP)
3] KATSINA: Aminu Bello Masari (former PDP)
4] KANO: Umar Abdullahi Ganduje (former PDP)
5] KADUNA: Malam Nasir El-rufa'i (former PDP)
6] JIGAWA: Alh. Abubakar Badaru (former PDP)
7] BAUCHI: Barr. Muhammad Abubakar (former PDP)
8] GOMBE: Alh. Inuwa Yahya (former PDP)
9] NIGER: Abubakar Bello Sani (former PDP)
10] ADAMAWA: Umar Jibrilla Bindow (former PDP)
11] PLATEAU: Mr Simon Lalong (former PDP)
12] BENUE: Dr Samuel Ortom (former PDP)
13] TARABA: Aisha Jummai Alhassan (former PDP)
14] RIVERS: Dakuku Peterside (former PDP)
15] IMO: Rochas Okorocha (former PDP)
16] ENUGU: Okey Ezea (former PDP)
17] ABIA: Dr Nyerere Anyim (former PDP)
18] EBONYI: Dr Steve Egbo (former PDP).
19) Sokoto: Aminu Tambuwal. (Former PDP)

Who is now talking about CHANGE? Who is Changing who?
Is it these PDP rejected,Black sheep and Bad eggs that are calling for CHANGE?

NIGERIANS MUST SHINE THEIR EYES AND NOT BE DECEIVED BY CHANGE CROONERS.

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LECTURERS FROM A UNIVERSITY IN NIGERIA,FACULTY OF ENGINEERING BOARDED A PLANE.
WHEN THE PLANE WAS READY TO TAKE-OFF,THE PILOT SAID......"WELCOME ON BOARD LADIES & GENTLEMEN MAY I PLEASE INFORM
YOU THAT THIS PLANE WAS MANUFACTURED BY YOUR STUDENTS IN THE UNIVERSITY AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OF FLYING".
IMMEDIATELY THEY HEARD THAT, EVERYONE RAN OUT OF THE PLANE EXCEPT ONE PROFESSOR IBRAHIM, WHO SAT COMFORTABLY.
PEOPLE WERE SURPRISED AND WENT TO HIS SEAT TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID NOT RUN OUT OF THE PLANE LIKE OTHERS?
HE SMILED AND REPLIED..."THERE IS NO NEED TO RUN OUT BECAUSE IF IT IS TRUE THAT THIS PLANE WAS MADE BY OUR STUDENTS, THEN
WITH WHAT WE TAUGHT THEM, AM VERY SURE THE PLANE WIL NOT EVEN MOVE".




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Someone will soon kick her off the throne

SpotlezDonald25:
Ewwww!! Nsogbu!! atleast its motorable, go to Aba and see wonders. God go help us. Amen

Do you know exactly HOW God will actually help us since we are mentally LAZY black people who praise, adore, celebrate and promote our leaders looters who continue to DEPRIVE us of basic things like road, education for all children, clinics, tap water etc that should generate EMPLOYMENT for our youths instead of crossing the dessert and Mediterranean Sea to become voluntary slaves in Europe and America?

Please look at the picture below of the French Revolution how the head of King Louis XVI was chopped off by a guillotine and kindly identify God there.
Thanks.



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Amaechi, the General of Common Sense revolution and the Dog of the Tribe of Ubima don take dem money go do dollarisation for Buhari make e for win nomination

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Dollarization Of The APC Primaries: How Amaehi Vanquished Atiku #saibuhari

The blogosphere was inundated with reports of the excessive sharing of dollars at the All Progressives Congress which took place during the latter part of last week.

One APC supporter and Special Adviser to Osun Governor on Environment, BolaIlori had blown the scandal open after he saw the beginning stages of the dollarization in action.

He took to his Facebook page and scribbled, “Crazy things are happening here!!! Some of these cannot represent the change Nigeria is yearning for. Excessive dollarization by one of the aspirants to is to say the least obscene. I have been involved in political process for decades now, I have never witnessed this volume of raw dollarization of party primaries. I only read about this kind of things in PDP primaries. A question been asked by conscientious delegates is that whoever can be giving out between $2000 to $5000 to…delegates certainly does not represent the kind of change Nigerians want…those who contributed to the pauperization of Nigeria now revel in dollarization… majority of Ondo delegates are still standing with Buhari but have been reduced from 85% to 70% within 24 hours…the remaining has gone with dollars ooo.!!!!!”

One has to wonder how Buhari was able to win the primaries in this era of stomach infrastructure where dollars are like the Biblical manna that God sent down from heaven to nourish the Israelites as they made their way to the promised land.

Sources close to the APC with knowledge of the way the Primaries unfolded have revealed that it was Rivers State Governor, Amaechi who flew back to Rivers State and returned to Lagos on Thursday morning with enough dollars to make Benjamin Franklin blush.

It has been revealed that Atiku offered the delegates $5000 each, but Amaechi doubled it to $10000 a pop. Thus turning the tables in favour of General Buhari.

Since his adventure into the APC, Amaechi has gone out of his way to prove himself a party loyalist, always the first to shoki or azonto at the many events the APC holds, which he himself is usually the chief sponsor.

According to party insiders, Amaechi has overtaken Tinubu as the major financier of the party. One does not need to wonder why he is always at President Jonathan’s throat over misappropriated oil wells or other such business. Anything that diminishes from the State’s coffers will have a ripple effect on his funding budget for the APC.



Joe Francis wrote in from Port Harcourt.


http://www.theheraldng.com/dollarization-apc-primaries-amaehi-vanquished-atiku-saibuhari/

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Kingkamal:
It's too late to cry when the head is. Cut off he's now the president and you are under his command mumu.. this is not campaign period and remember buhari till 2023 once again go and die with your hate..

Don't worry about me.
Under your Mumuuhari's watch, our fellow citizens have been dying in their thousands in the hands of his Boko Haram terrorists since May 29.

11 killed, 5 injured as Boko Haram attacks Army Chief, Buratai’s convoy
August 23, 2015



- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/08/one-killed-5-injured-as-boko-haram-attacks-army-chief-buratais-convoy/#sthash.OyPymHWK.dpuf

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LIES by the scapegoat aka FALL guy





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Interesting welcome for the PROTECTOR of Boko Haram terrorists.




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koikoi2:
I foresee a situation where after 4 yrs buhari will not do anything tangible in his tenure but only consolidate and try and to take glory for d achievements of Jonathan.
We have just waited 4 yrs on probe, probe, probe and lie, lie, lie, propaganda, propaganda government.

Indeed



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Maghan37:
Looking at the pics makes me ask how an handsome man became a chimp.

pretydiva:
The man dey grow dey ugly. He was finer when he was young

By writing letters and making FALSE accusations against others.
Abi na who don see the 1,000 snipers he wrote about.
Yeye old man!



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E never to collect too much BRIBE in $$$$$$$$ that time.
What a bloody pretending old man.

Obasanjo shared $74million Halliburton bribe, Okiro Panel says: • OBJ also pocketed another $5 million with PDP • Interim Panel report disappeared in Aso Rock
MAY 18, 2010



President Olusegun Obasanjo, who led Nigeria from 1999-2000, during which time he swore to fight corruption in the country, obtained considerable helpings of the infamous Haliburton bribe money, the Special Investigation Panel headed by Inspector-General of Police, Mike Okiro, has declared in an interim report.



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lastpage:
Instead of #WAILING like a goat, why dont you take him to Court for PERJURY (lying on Oath, which is what a Declaration of Asset is!) since you now have EVIDENCE at your disposal?

Lastpage!

Did you ask Oshi_Omo_Ole to also go to court with his bogus allegation of fraud abi you nor dey take your own advice ni

Bloody set of LIARS and hypocritical propagandists.




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maskengy:
I smell lies here. Buhari who is fooling who?

Na so oh plenty LIES wey big nose like Alhaji LIE Mohammed own fit capture.




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KingEli:
His wife can afford it cuz she is an educated woman who has a very successful business............go hug transformer mumu

Are you trying to be funny or what
Too many mumus on parole tonight I swear



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More pictures here:


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This is a good move if the embassies can be ensured to actually give the money for the intended students.

Maybe sai baba body language go make them do the right thing abi!

drss:
Just wait and see. Femi adesina will soon come out and deny that buari has N30 million in his account.

Na so na.
Once people scrutinise the assets and point out glaring inconstitencies and LIES they go sharperly engage reverse gear of usual DENIAL.
Very useless FRAUDULENT people.





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IVORY2009:
Make I answer u first, na wetin be ur level of education @ first, u be real mumu, no part 2, you dey claim say somebody na 419, u get prove? People like u no dey move forward for life, becos u too, get long throat for another man matter!

It is called PROOF and below is just one =>




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As for your empty, useless curse, I say Back to Sender sharperly

anulaxad:
Cool, All I was asking is if he has declared it publicly so that I can see it, insults show the level of maturity that you consume inside yourself.
Stop defending your Hero and come and present the evidence or stay away from my mentions.

Stop telling open face, ojukoroju LIES abeg.
Where did you mention PUBLICLY in your original post that I quoted?
Why is there so much affinity between APC, its supporters and telling LIES

anulaxad:
This is a drop in the ocean compared to GEJ's assets.

Wait doesn't the constitution demand that the president is to declare his assets before he leaves office as well? Why have I not seen GEJ'S, please if anyone has seen Jonathan'S final declared assets please present if forward.

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IVORY2009:
Human being, wen the baba never declear him asset, you go complain, now he declear, you complain, na wetin man go do for dis world wen people no go talk, him wife buy new watch, u go talk, he appoint new ministers u go talk, him pinkins enter university u go talk, na wetin!!

So as you dull reach when the man TALK sey na im assets be that, automatically we must believe abi? Especially for a known LIAR, fraudster and SCAMMER plus 419er whose assets story keeps CHANGE_ing!
Abeg nor be everybody dull like you o.




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anulaxad:
This is a drop in the ocean compared to GEJ's assets.

Wait doesn't the constitution demand that the president is to declare his assets before he leaves office as well? Why have I not seen GEJ'S, please if anyone has seen Jonathan'S final declared assets please present if forward.

And you with the other dullards wey you resemble go think sey you don make sense abi
Have you gone to CCB to ask whether he has declared his assets to them according to the constitution dem tell you sey e never declare?

Why does stewpidity dress itself in borrowed garments of wisdom for the non-initiates?




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A campaign built on LIES must sooner or later collapse sha ni, walahi




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Jonathan built INSTITUTIONS.
Buhari is built on PROPAGANDA.

2ruink:
Yorubas are always 2nd class

I don't know if your BIGOTRY will make you taller or add money to your bank account.
Onye oshi! Onye ala!!!

That some Yorubas chose to be slaves and 2nd class by selling their citizenship birthright like Esau did to Jacob is not a basis for your senseless generalisation.




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