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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by anonimi: 1:49pm On Mar 26, 2020
PresidentAtiku:
God enables scientists... What are they without him?
True.
So where are the Nigerian scientists whose unrelenting labour will be enabled by Godhuh
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by anonimi: 12:51pm On Mar 26, 2020
Righteousness89:
There is No Deal in this Pestilence being wiped out..
GOD ALMIGHTY has the Ability to take it out in a Twinkling of an Eye..
But there are things that need to be done!
We all as Inhabitants of the Earth needs to Amend our ways! We need to Repent and Ask GOD for Mercy. We need to Repent from all the Abominations, Killings, Abortions, Immoralities, Lgbt, Wickedness and Unrighteousness !
Listen to Me, All the Researchers and scientists and WHO and all that looking for Cure Without Repentance, it is a Waste of Time! Even if a Cure comes, A Greater Plague , Virus and Pestilence with Hit the World..
I Advice Nations, Leaders and Presidents to call their Citizens for Prayers of Repentance and Mercy to GOD Almighty..
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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by anonimi: 12:50pm On Mar 26, 2020
Briz:
It depends on your timezone. It could be 27th March of another country and 28th March in Nigeria
TB Joshua is no longer a Nigerian prophet, the majority of whose sheeple are Nigerianshuh


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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by anonimi: 12:48pm On Mar 26, 2020
PresidentAtiku:
With God, nothing is impossible.
A cure may be found tomorrow that will erase the disease in weeks
Because your TB Joshua prophesied it or because scientists are working on ithuh



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Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua Said Coronavirus Will Be Over On 27th March, Tomorrow. Today Is 26th by anonimi: 12:47pm On Mar 26, 2020
Health › Re: COVID-19: People Are Celebrating Birthdays, Having Fun In Quarantine(Photos) by anonimi: 12:32pm On Mar 26, 2020
Health › Re: COVID-19: People Are Celebrating Birthdays, Having Fun In Quarantine(Photos) by anonimi: 12:28pm On Mar 26, 2020
Explorers:
My Daughter Feeding My Brother A Cupcake During His Virtual Birthday Party.
Your daughter in Ondohuh
Crime › Re: Woman Who 'Killed Her Husband With Rat Poison' In Ebonyi, Paraded & Disgraced by anonimi: 11:47am On Mar 26, 2020
NextD18:
Disgracing and parading her isn't enough.
Send her where she sent her husband.
Stupid and cretinous creatures!!!
Please find sense anyhow and anywhere to borrow. You really need it.
Thank me later.
Nairaland General › Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by anonimi: 11:20am On Mar 26, 2020
DropsMic:
We are just not a smart race
That is rather confusing since we have so much power.
Any explanation?
Nairaland General › Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by anonimi: 11:07am On Mar 26, 2020
Tickles001:
Who knows anything about this kind of snake?
I encountered this snake at UNIBEN botanical garden this morning.
Being an animal right activist I never intended to kill it, but the way it displayed make me resort to chase it down and kill it for the safety of people who usually comes to chill in that garden.
This snake moves with a straight body, this means it doesn't wriggle while it moves.
It a surprisingly loud hissing sound.
It can inflate its whole body to about 3 times the normal size.
Not too fast but you'll need to run to catch up with it.
The body is flat that you might mistake it to be some dried long leaf if you don't look well.
It's good with camouflage as it was staying just 2 feet away from me but it took me several seconds of looking at it before I realize it was a snake.
Where is the botanical garden inside your pictureshuh
Nairaland General › Re: The Puff Adder I Encountered At UNIBEN Botanical Garden This Morning (Photos) by anonimi:
DropsMic:
Native doctors in South Africa use the puff-adder to make predictions as well as heal people by first placing the snake in their mouth...

South Africa: Puff Adder


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So much power yet we allowed the white men tame us, take us as slaves, colonise us and hold us ransom to debts and their inventions?
How did that happenhuh


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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Atiku Asks FG To Pay N10,000 To Each Household, As He Donates N50M by anonimi: 10:28am On Mar 26, 2020
tomju:
You haven't even seen the 10k per household you are complaining. How will each household be identified? No database. What about single unmarried adults? Are they households? What about the unbanked? Without BVN? What modalities will be used for the sharing? It's just impossible to share money publicly in Nigeria.
grin cheesy

What kind of funny questions are you asking?
Barawo bubu and his Alliance of Past/Present Crooks, APC have been paying N5,000 promised to unemployed people since 2015 wink


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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: NL Pictures Album by anonimi(op): 10:15am On Mar 26, 2020
Politics › Re: "I Don't Have Coronavirus" - Reno Omokri Does 20 Push Ups, Challenges Buhari by anonimi: 10:08am On Mar 26, 2020
axeman10:
To be honest.. I wanted to attack him innitially, based on the misleading headline.
I am not bothered about all the side talks and comments, but the message he is trying to pass across which is very valid.
All responsible governments and heads of government are virtually addressing their citizens everyday. We are now used to an unresponsive president whose "I don't care body language" creates distrust even amongst his supporters.
All in all...he actually made sense about the government's irresponsible allocation of resources...which more or less is aiding the corruption they are claiming to fight.
All in all he is a bad communicator and a misfit for the job he had with Jonathan.
Thanks for your dogo turenci confirmation. cheesy
Politics › Re: "I Don't Have Coronavirus" - Reno Omokri Does 20 Push Ups, Challenges Buhari by anonimi: 10:07am On Mar 26, 2020
babaolofin:
Misinformation. Stop giving wrong information. Those footballers can do many push - ups before covid - 19 infection and not after the virus attack.
Do you or Reno think that barawo bubu can do any push up before this Covid-19 pandemic started?
Did he tell you or him that he does push ups?


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Celebrities › Re: I Have 3 Types Of Vibrators - Toke Makinwa Advises Every Lady To Have One by anonimi: 9:50am On Mar 26, 2020
Allsingles:
Keep vibrating yourself.
Tomorrow you will start looking for a loving and caring man for Marriage and when you find him, you start complaining he can't satisfy you sexually.
Continue.
She just wants to trend and she is trending.
Have you seen her toys? Do you know anyone who has seen her toys?
Who do you think is sustaining her high cost lifestyle?
Think bro, think.
Politics › Re: "I Don't Have Coronavirus" - Reno Omokri Does 20 Push Ups, Challenges Buhari by anonimi: 9:46am On Mar 26, 2020
helinues:
Huh.. ? Reno una Hero
Unlike you, I am not a Buharist or BuhariDeeni hailer who sees no wrong in the rogues gathered in the Alliance of Past/Present Crooks, APC.



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Politics › Re: "I Don't Have Coronavirus" - Reno Omokri Does 20 Push Ups, Challenges Buhari by anonimi: 9:43am On Mar 26, 2020
Grgton:
he should just kill the old man
How many people in Reno's family who are barawo bubu's age can do one push uphuh
Of all the serious things to focus on as an opposition voice at this time.
No wonder Reno's boss lost woefully to this incompetent dullard who has wrecked our economy, security and made corruption worse.



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citizenisb:
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo says President Muhammadu Buhari may not do well in economy and foreign affairs, except in military matters.

“Buhari is not a very hot person on the economy and foreign affairs,” Obasanjo said.

The former President stated this on Monday at the third International Conference on African Development Issues — themed, “Driving inclusive and sustainable development in Africa: Models, methods and policies” — organised by Covenant University, Ota, Ogun State.

While reacting to a question posed to him by a member of the audience: “Is there any hope for Nigeria under the administration of President Muhammadu Buhari?”, Obasanjo replied, “Is there any hope for Nigeria under this administration? I came back from Geneva, Switzerland a few days ago to attend a conference titled, ‘Are elections giving democracy a bad name?’ We had an election, we elected a leader and the good thing about democracy is that the power you have to elect a leader is also the power you have to remove him. I am saying this because I said earlier that if you don’t see any leader that has done well in the 56 years of Nigeria’s independence, then let us forget about Nigeria.

“I will tell you what I know and I will tell you what I don’t know. I know Gen. Muhammadu Buhari. He served under me in the military. His characteristics that I know, his behaviour that I know, he has not deviated from them. He was never a perfect man, he is not a perfect man and no leader can ever be a perfect man because they are human beings. But if you read my book, what I said about him is correct. He is not a hot person when it comes to economy. He is not a very hot person when it comes to foreign affairs. But he will do well in matters of military and he will do well in fighting Boko Haram.”


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Politics › Re: "I Don't Have Coronavirus" - Reno Omokri Does 20 Push Ups, Challenges Buhari by anonimi: 8:28am On Mar 26, 2020
iCauseTrouble:
Is he challenging Buhari for a pushup competition?
Just shows how stewpid Reno is.
Politics › Re: Former Ssa On Media To Gej Post On Twitter about Buhari's health by anonimi: 6:39am On Mar 26, 2020
iammo:
i don't get why they wish buhari death at all giving oppurtunity
I don’t get why you saw what was not written.
How do you do thathuh
Romance › Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by anonimi: 5:51am On Mar 26, 2020
baysol:
He's banning sex in the wrong country. Kenyans are sex pests. Kenya six month, impossible. Not even six hours will work
And Nigerians are not?


oneTIMEman:
Women go soon rape you and your body guard
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Romance › Re: Kenyan President Uhuru Bans Sex For 6 Months To Prevent Coronavirus Spread by anonimi: 5:49am On Mar 26, 2020
MansoryMX:
This is the most hilarious thing I have ever heard of in my life. cheesy
Because it is fake newshuh
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: NL Pictures Album by anonimi(op): 5:36am On Mar 26, 2020
Travel › Re: COVID-19: MC Oluomo Issues Warning To Transport Operators by anonimi: 5:33am On Mar 26, 2020
travelland:
In Lagos Touts are kings, they determine transportation price and collect tax for government. If you're a commuter in Lagos you must hear "owo da" everyday
Are they working for Alpha Beta Companyhuh
Travel › Re: COVID-19: MC Oluomo Issues Warning To Transport Operators by anonimi: 5:32am On Mar 26, 2020
MetaPhysical:
Ogbeni, any country in the world that send pilgrims to Mecca use the prefix Alhaji. In US its called Elhadj. In UK its called Elhajj.
Start a campaign on Al Jazeera to educate the world to stop using Alhaji because it means stranger.
Thats more noble than saying nonsense and poking nose in post not addressed to you.
What do you think irunoko is doing here?
Okay, nairaland is not Aljazeera? Oya clap for yasef.
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Confirms Five New Cases, Total Now 51 by anonimi: 4:50am On Mar 26, 2020
ivolt:
It is not always about money.
Not even a billion-dollar prize will accelerate the timing.
Na so o.
Some things cannot be hurried.
Nine women pregnant cannot deliver in one month cheesy grin
Health › Re: COVID-19: Nigeria Confirms Five New Cases, Total Now 51 by anonimi: 4:45am On Mar 26, 2020
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Stay In His Apartment For 3 Weeks? by anonimi: 1:13pm On Mar 25, 2020
Kylekent59:
You trust people easily. Be very careful
Do you know his family or any of his family members?
What's his health status like?
Do you think he just wanna play you?
Do you think when he sees another girl more prettier than you, he would dump you off?
Are you safe in his apartment?
Sister, let me tell you the truth: On the first page, love is always sweet; one doesn't think straight, just the love. As pages go one, the real character comes.
Why I have written the above is that we don't want someone to come and tell us "she has been raped and dumped by a guy she thought that loved her"
I bet you, the day you would open your legs for him will be the day he stops respecting you. He takes you as other girls, harlot, side chick...etc.
If he wants you and loves you, tell him to come and see your parent.
Did you read another OP, because the one you quoted included this:

I am just meeting this guy. We've gone out two or three dates. And I have slept in his apartment just once. One thing I like about him is he's cool, calm and doesn't really talk much. It is hard for me to figure him out sometimes.
She sleep for the apartment once and you think she has not opened the legs yakata? cheesy
Politics › Re: Frank Okiye Tests Positive To Coronavirus by anonimi: 1:08pm On Mar 25, 2020
Kylekent59:
shocked
Restructuring has started taking place.
I told someone, Nigeria would be great again after restructuring.
It is good to be optimistic.
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Politics › Re: Coronavirus: What Abba Kyari Did In The Last 10 Days by anonimi: 11:49am On Mar 25, 2020
Ishilove:
Is it not the same Buhari that SR alleged was coughing non-stop?
I sincerely hope this virus does it's work thoroughly in Ask Rock.
What of the mosques and churches that packaged the people of Aso Rock for us? wink
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: What Abba Kyari Did In The Last 10 Days by anonimi: 11:27am On Mar 25, 2020
nomenclature:
Point of correction, Nigeria has never been great
Because 200 million Nigerians, including you, have not done enough work to make our country greathuh



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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Adewale Giwa On Jack Ma Test Kits: 'Nigeria Should Not Accept Them' by anonimi:
tbarrister:
Sometimes I find it difficult to comment on this forum because most of the comments are from grossly ignorant people
Let's assume the worst, jack ma who is a billionaire business man who seeks to expand his business in Africa decides to contaminate his package and send it over to us , all the government needs to do;
Isolate the package for 72 hours , as the virus can't last beyond that on an object
Jack ma only wants to boost his popularity among Africans for d purpose of his online business (Alibaba, Aliexpress, 1688) , our government have refuse to help citizens in this dire period with basic things such as hand sanitizers and masks, now someone is trying to help and this yahoo boy pastor with black brain is trying to capitalise on it, what's his own contribution ?
Yahoo boy pastor grin grin
Why are you so truthfully wicked?
The religious zealots won't see him for that sha.


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