₦airaland Forum

AllenSpencer:
And Ihedioha is still looking for document.

Timekeeper:
How, I dey school now for North.. Na lag him dey. Anytime I tell am, he go say soon

Timekeeper:
Bros e no funny jare... U think say na joke I dey joke ni


The money matter na real but the girlfriend own na just imaginations caused by brokenness...


Honestly the girlfriend own was a just a thought.. Not real

Bluehill1051:
Where's the girl dead body nah! I was hoping to see her dead face

Kingosytex:
okorocha is still pained as a result of the fact that he was unable to install his puppet as the governor

Temptee101:
Bros i tell you oh. I never see this kain frustration for my life before even for movie sef. Another four years with buhari na mass suicide go take it over

donbachi:
No be by city,pocket and monthly earnings...if you are matured at heart and ready..no amount or earning is too much or small..find your mrs right first,know about her in and out atleast 60%,because,a woman is a lifetime book.you have to read,read and read.because it's a book full of intrigues,suspense,pains,regrets and laughters..every chapter different story...lastly,dem no dey marry woman finish....i'm still paying...so,how much u don save so far.

Martins6545:
What nonsense

These efcc just harassing young Nigerians

I pity that useless country

Please if you are into 'yahoo' and still reside in that useless country, you better think twice and relocate even if it is Benin Republic

We shall surely win someday

Emmanu54:
Na thier grannpapa them the decieve

wallex1983:
How much is a trip Saudi Arabia please? Na the kind allowances figure wey I wan hear be that

friendl:
Don't understand you ,as a guy-man ,you don't tell a lady everything ,besides it can't be that bad you can't get #200 ,well leave her for a while ,she come around ,...


Women are not meant to give ,GOD created them to collect ,even in sex ,they collect ,...

ImaIma1:
When someone says marrying on that kind of salary is not advisable, they will say we are materialistic.

Imagine if a child is involved. You will know that it's not about being prudent or being a wife material.

Meanwhile, on this forum, a guy has been urged on to get married on a 40k salary. You guys should tell yourself the truth and stop hiding under "a good woman will manage"

This is real life, real expenses.

BiafranBushBoy:
There is nothing worse than financial frustration. All I see here is a Woman, claiming to be a Man Wife Beater.

In your write-up, you want to sound pathetic, pitied, garner sympathy; but you forgot that in this life, nobody cares about you.

You are jobless, a drop-out, frustrated, etc. (Nice qualities).

But let me tell you what is frustration;

Frustration is when you wake up and realize that you are old, frail, weak, with lots of regrets about things you should have done that you didn't do.

A wise man once said; "know your weaknesses and compensate them with your strengths"

You have your hands, you type good English, you are able-bodied, you can even beat a woman - which shows that every part of your body is functional.

What have you done with them?

Life will become a better place for you if you apologize to her and channel your anger towards becoming a millionaire by December.

Don't ask me how, just find a way.

If your thoughts are focused on how to make money - I mean plenty of them, you won't even have time for your wife; talk less of beating her.

I don't really like helping people, but send me a PM - let's talk!

duni04:
He planned it maybe. Or he just found out that day. Or maybe he'd been bottling her infidelity up and something happened to trigger it off on the wedding day.

SageMK:
The fear of marriage is the beginning of wisdom.

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RahmonJago:
Nice try, EFCC.

Anyway, the point is, have sense. Basically that's all there is to it. Have sense. 90 percent of street boys are senseless, no offence. They have no basic drive, no basic goal, a crippling unredeemable sense of hedonism and they can't shut their fucc_n mouth! They're always talking, always flaunting, always showing off, always rubbing on the sensitivities of broke jealous people. You don't go far with such an attitude.

1. The real key is to act frugal, smart and be private about your dealings. Learn to live within average means and rule the world from underground. There's a reason Italian mafias are being studied for their their tact and elusive mastery.

2. You don't fill a flat with 10 boys when each of you could easily afford a flat, personally.

Living alone comes with its benefits, a lot actually. The posibilities of attracting drama is very slim, you're seen as a more responsible person, you would actually value your privacy and other people will follow suit, no unnecessary spending (at home at least) it also bolsters a sense of self, and value. You listen to your intuitions sharperly and you take your safety seriously. No random friends knocking on your door looking for your other partners. It also reduces the chances of people eavesdropping on whatever conversations you might be having in your apartment. Trust me, jealous neighbours can be really creepy. You can only speak for yourself, naturally some of your colleagues would still eventually act like idiots and talk trash outside, but the connections are limited to you. I actually prefer renting two apartments. Elusivity is the key.

Elusivity: tending to evade grasp or pursuit elusive prey. b : hard to comprehend or define. c : hard to isolate or identify.

3. You don't drive a G wagon when you could have easily felt comfy in a Golf 4, Toyota Yaris or a small variant vehicle that still offers the confortability as high end cars. You don't even need a big vehicle, when clearly you're won't be able to defend your source of purchase. Why do you think counterfeiters swap their monies to real currency before they decide to spend it? Sometimes, the best way to stay out of the radar is simply to use common sense. Think two steps ahead and don't be greedy.

4. Control your ego. I don't have the energy to explain this one. If you don't understand, go back to school or use Google.

5. Stay away from high end, flashy brands. This include vehicles, and jewelery. Master the art of having your presence unnoticed in public gatherings. Master the art of staying low key. Don't go balling in Phillip Patek $15,000 time pieces, unless you're showing up to secure an alliance, lol. Gs know what I mean.. Even if you no buy pure water, it's telling. You can still look dapper in embroidery. Money doesn't buy class. Tag Heuer watches cost less and they are still classier than Philip Patek, the only difference is, they are not gold or diamond stuffed, hence un flashy. They sponsor the Premiere League. No be beans. Forcing classy (Tatoos, Dreadlocks, Drugs, Benzos) eventually makes you look an idiot when you can't defend yourself. Show less.

6. NEVER SHOW OFF ON SOCIAL MEDIA.

7. Use instant messengers if you need to connect with like minded folks. WhatsApp and telegram are still the best, for end to end encryption. Use voice notes. If on android, use the modded variants, if on IOS use.... Make sure you use a totally different phone number (codedly registered) for your WhatsApp stuff.

8. Be tech saavy, everything no be by spamming alone. Learn how to really hide stuff on your phone. Learn how to clone IMEIs. Learn how not to leave a digital footprint. I can't type much here, for safety reasons.

9. Never use your genuine phone number for anything relating to street. NEVER. This has been the bane of a lot of street boys.

10. Get a different bank account. If you know, you know. The trick is to leave less connections that will ricochet back to you. EFCC matter no be beans o.

11. Have a trusted confidant, usually someone you've known for at least 2 years. Doesn't mean people you've known that long still can't do sh_t but at least, it weeds genuine idiot out of the list. Have a mentor who's business saavy, and ONLY SOMEONE YOU TRUST I can't repeat this enough.

12. Be quite generous. And I don't mean spraying money around, and clearing up bills at the bar. I mean, actively trying to help people in dire need. There's so much to learn and gain from altruism. Robinhood, Pablo Escobar anyone?

13. Feed your intellect. Get that second degree. Believe in yourself first. Listen to really good music, watch insightful movies and series. Goodfellas, The Godfather, and The Sopranos come to mind. Read books, there's a ton of books that will open your mind and make you learn how to avoid rats in your midst and pitfalls with the law.

14. Get a job, or at least, a front. This section will actually need a chapter to explain. Refer to number 11.

15. GET OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

Not everyone you like, likes you. Seize the moment. Take control.

madridguy:
This is serious. Since the person in question was arrested at the airport, it is so easy to trace the NDLEA men. Better still get a lawyer along.
Hope the woman is still alive.

iammo:



Just look at the lecture room of a Federal University