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no na part of freshers night

ah ah bros number 1 u dey fear to write am?? END TIME TINZ

yesso d man no understand werin atall

read the bible from genesis to revelation again may u go see am ..

guy listen "a mad man sees what he sees " .....#game of thrones#

Oga go find anoda place to dey craze no b for our dear nairaland

cheii ASUU oooooooooh...

1.. ur papa
2. .. moderator abeg com close dis thread

ooph God wetin b una wahala?? na hu neva taya for pdp?? wetin concern pdp concern nepa now?? ah ah.. u no bin dey enjoy light since?? d matter for ground na y b say na wen dey commision d plant nai dis gobe con start?? i go call moderator ooh

Waspy: Must the hand be laid on that particular part Religion is the opium of weak men

you try but the original is religion is an opium for the poor..that sentence caused the french revolution..
#forgive me.. i just too sabi book#....... ur hand no touch am well na.. n jeans na work of devil ..put ur hand inside...

jesus...which kain brainwash b dis one?? oyaa..if u come build phone manufacturing plant for kogi ... na d same benefit of cheapness wer dey de enjoy na im pipl for sokoto go dey enjoy?? ah ah na wa oooh... so evn if the plant dey transfer to oda target places kpatakpatA dey should be a 10% boost in all dos " target places " and a minimum of 20% boost or evn close to 50% boost in d host state... not a 90% percent decline....oya imagine lagos wia phones are imported the price is now the same with oda parts of d country... and by d way na hu blow dis kain lie for u?? ur papa dey work for goverment house abi e dey part of nepa people....notin wer u wan xplain..our transformers for phase one dey okay the 3 transformers are working fine...so if nepa dey carry light den e fit b say goodluck dey give dame make she use am do make up...and for you opening ur lousy mouth saying dat d president should come and fix d transformer?? oya na hu sopoz buy am?? us abi?? ur papaa sef.

omor phase one nepa officials dey use our light take do bettings oohh e b like say d peain wer sopoz on d light dey looose badly

question sir..#stands up with sand sand on bittocks# ..will it work for ginger amala?? n3? ehm wetin b d official bbm name?? na black berry messenger or na red mango servant

i no sabi speak english. d one up na pesin help me..so hi dey list out hin own games?? i get the sims3 nd football manager hanheld

addictiv: no female has ever laid a finger on me on purpose...always been a sweet kid....

den it means u ugly

i hear say na dana air dey carry am go ...

Seun: Fixed!!

seun ooh .. what nd what do i have to do to become a moderator abi backyard runs dey involved??

no na phase 2 e dey asin dia shop dey dat ehm phase one mosque.....opposite am .. one lukman electronics

i knw a friend dat haz ehm football manager 2013 ..pes 2012... nd asphalt bt na common games na

hmmmm..my android phone is now as booring as maths lecture.so i came up with this idea...advertise your android phone for sale with pics and also this should be a game exchange center.. for a start na hu get fifa..pes..nd gta vice city or any gameloft game wer sweet apart frm asphalt

oh lord bless white jesus... dia was dis gal in my primary 4 .. oyiza... me dey form captain one den i do bad guy slap her because i troway her book.nd she bin dey rake for me.. i wan con form so i raize hand na dia e end... kpa kpa .. na untop me dis babe dey.. she hin dey load sand for inside my mouth .. after she don giv me lap beating... den (dat tym peain mumu na) I went to stand at the window and was shouting God of the sun give me power...i rush com again hmmmm she knack me amoda beating.. funny to knw dat she is my current gf..

una dey help me see madness?? nigeria win una dey tlk abt yoruba nd igbo nd hausa?? we dey manage dis country una wan com hlp me spoil am.. oya me too don vex.. y almost everybody na xtian?? muslims no dey... ooh.. nd eheen odemwinge to no dey racism...which one remain? eheen nd no nairalander dey dia too na only naijaloaded people dey dia.. by d way am neither of una wazobia so notin una fit tlk.. odes

gratiaeo: Guy condemn bad thing when you see them so that it will not repeat again

One wonder why it keep on coming from a particular section of the country
From AIYETOKO

•So, Stephen Keshi has
taken the Green Eagles to
the final of AFCON and
Nigerians and the Nigerian
media are rejoicing. What a
display of shortsightedness. Is this not the same nation that
wrote off the team when it
looked as if it would not get
out of the group stage? And
rightly so too!
On my part, I don't care if
Stephen Keshi wins the cup
and makes history as the
second person to ever win
the competition as a player
and as a coach; he is not
worthy of his job and he
must be sacked and his job
given to someone who
understands the politics of
national football team
management. Yes, the
politics! For what does
talent has to do with
representing our nation?
Ask yourself an honest
question: is it fair that
Keshi selected a team
devoid of our beloved
practice of Federal
Character? Just examine
the squad list:
Vincent Enyeama,
Joseph Yobo, Elderson
Echiejile, Obiora
nwankwo, Efe
Ambrose, Azubuike
Egwuekwe, Brown
Ideye, Emmanuel
Emenike, John Obi
Mikel, Reuben Gabriel,
Fegor Ogude, Godfrey
Oboabona,
Ikechuckwu Uche,
Austin Ejide, Ogenyi
Onazi. Ejike Uzoenyi,
Sunday Mba, Nosa
Igiebor, Juwon
Oshaniwa, Kenneth
Omeruo, Chigozie
Abim.
If you cannot see that this
is an Igbo team, then you
should take yourself to
Specsavers for a pair of
good glasses. How can we
as a nation rejoice in a
team that does not reflect
our unity in diversity? Is
Keshi saying that there are
no Yoruba or Hausa
players worthy of
selection? Of course there
are! Keshi has put up
nothing but an Igbo team
with a few odd inclusion of
non-Igbo players
amounting to nothing but
tokenism! It is for this
reason that
his achievement is tainted!
Kai! How did a PDP
Government, a party so
vast in the promotion of
regional inclusiveness even
allow Stephen Keshi to get
away with this aberration?
Is this not the same party
that have sectioned the
Presidency into turns? Yes,
every region must wait
their turn to present a
president and it does not
matter if he or she is the
village idiot. PDP carry go!
It beggars belief therefore
that Nigerians are rejoicing
as a nation and pretending
that all is well with the
team simply because the
Eagles seem to be flying
again. I ask, whatever
happened to our psyche
which relies on the
principle of "not
sufficient to rely on the
best, we must call on
the rest." For how else
will the rest be expected to
have a sense of national
pride if no one from their
tribe is represented in the
team? Keshi errs therefore
in selecting an unbalanced
national team made up
mainly of people from one
section of the nation
to represent us; surely that
is why it is called a national
team. We need a team to
include players with names
like Adunbarin Agbabiaka,
Wole Eniolorunopa, Segun
Legunleko, Akin
Jengbojenju, Danlami
Dahiru, Ahmed Danbaba,
Balarabe Gambo, Bashir
Bako; and if you cannot see
this, you
are seriously compromised!
Who does he think he is
then, only taking the best?
What does having the
talent to kick around a
football has to do with
anything? With such
unsound rationale, Stephen
Keshi has missed the point
of this job: a national
coach must rise above
myopic sentiments and
select a team reflective of
our national and federal
character. Every region, I
submit, must get its quota!
So, trophy or no trophy,
Stephen Keshi must be
summarily dismissed and
good old Federal Character
reinstated pronto!

si na hw llife taya u reach b dis? .. u mumu so tey u dey bring quareel enta victory u for say na tb joshua prophecy d tin na oloriburuku like you...seun happy sunday jaree

falls down nd vomits ( i am dancing skelewu b4 u call ambulance) last to comment any oda pesin na counterfeit .. na sabi spell am well abi i get am?

pro01: Yea I read the comments, and I wasn't surprised at all.

I desperately hoped that the owner of the house would be a legitimate business person, to serve as genuine inspiration to some of the 'believers' in this thread. Lol. However, I still believe he would.inspire most Nigerians nonetheless, regardless of the source of his wealth. In fact, criminally acquired wealth seems to be more inspiring in this part of the world than plain, boring, legitimate wealth.

Meanwhile, it is authoritative that this guy owns that house. I have heard about him and his close friend (Kcee Limpopo's elder brother, "E-Money" and their exploits on the Island. These guys are among the biggest spenders in that axis. . .they make millions of dollars from their 'business'.

u are right he is a yahoo guy nd a thief.. na people life dey dat aus ooh

we knw say nairalanders love laughing out the pain of even death.. mostly using #tags..e.g #okada drop me here# .... my question is what is the funniest,craziest #tag you have come across on nairaland??

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