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wich kind God's plan be dat? is it His plan for u to be a prostitute?

wich kind God's plan be dat?

dat bitch is very rude, hw did she get to that position?... toto don finish work

Kraspo:
Chronicles Of Corper Henry
ASABA GIRLS DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Before I came to Asaba, I have always been the guy who had entered every single relationship with a pack of Panadol extra because of the kind of headaches I was forced to put up with. Back in Maiduguri during my university days, I fell head over heels in love with one dark Adamawa girl who I was ready to live and die for. I will trek the length and breadth of the school, under the scorching sun just to see her. Unfortunately, she sensed my undying love for her and ended up breaking my heart during the examination period. Up till today, I am yet to forgive her.
My love experience in Kano remains the worst till date that I came to a conclusion that I will have nothing to do with Sabon Gari girls anymore. The only language they seem to understand is money and ‘cat fish’. I remember how one Akwa Ibom girl looked at me from head to toe and told me to my very face that ‘who your love epp? Give me money joor’. Even after buying her wristwatch, she refused to have my time. But the romance atmosphere down here in Asaba is quite different. Finding true love in Asaba seems to be less complicated. The girls here are so loving that you might mistake them for Americans. They won’t put you through the rigorous tasks of toasting and chasing and buying ‘eshi-ewu’ and recharge cards for three weeks straight before they take you in. An average Asaba girl, will take you on a journey into her innermost secrets and give herself to you, body and soul without looking back. They don’t even want your money. They are contented with sharing your space, time and attention and with this kind of affections, you can’t help but purr from warm sweetness. Service year afforded me an opportunity to explore some of the many hidden treasures that God deposited in Asaba. And on three occasions, I have been pampered and spoiled with the kind of love that the sun has for mother earth. The kind of love that lights up the whole world!
And of all my adventures in the feminine world, I will never forget my romantic experience with Debby who I met inside a keke. Armed with a rose tattoo that spread down her left arm, a nose ring, four ear rings that ran across her ear, a leg chain and an enigmatic Briton accent, I was helplessly under her spell. It didn’t take long before we connected like electric cables and she illuminated my world. She would call me ‘Chinedu’ with a tone that nobody else has ever called me with. She would read my love poems and melt and with the way she smiled at me, I knew she meant it. She was the first girl to prepare banga soup and bring to my room and after I tasted it, sweet Jesus! I wanted to see her parents.
There are a good number of them who have gone out of their way to show me true love and in all sincerity, I have always had my mind blown away. Asaba girls are content to hold your hand and walk in the evenings, sharing your time, space and silence. Sure, just like every other girl, they treasured their recharge cards, perfumes and night ‘suya’, but since they have you, all the material things of the world seemed so immaterial. Few weeks ago, I met a girl in Asaba during my evening stroll who looked me in the eyes for five minutes, touched my elbow occasionally and finally told me that I made her feel very special again. Back in kano, they only time girls felt so special in my presence was when my wallet started to show itself frequently.
And that is why I decided to write this so that every guy out there will read and have a rethink about his purpose in love life. Asaba is the place to be for all the broken hearted out there who seek emotional healing and reassurance. These girls down here are super romantic. For all the guys tired of buying recharge cards and making hair, come down to Asaba and be treated like a king. You only have one life to live, don’t waste it in Kano, Port Harcourt and Lagos.

hw does dz ur shiti story relate to da subject matter

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wich kind kiss be dz

kittykollinxx:
Mr student I'm not correcting ur English just correcting the fact u made. he was actually buried beside a river but not the one he got drowned exactly.

adekolade kolade

kittykollinxx:
he was buried beside a river but not the river he drowned

mr teacher, come & seize my waec certificate naw

vic4real22:
why would he be buried in the same community where he was servicing, what happened to his hometown? Nigeria ppl with their low mentalities. Anyway, may his gentle soul rest in peace.

datz a traditional believe,
if one drowns in a river, dat person is to be buried by that riverside

u guys will just be spreading fake news,
who told u dat he was buried at his hometown,
he was serving in dsame lga & community wit me (koko, warri north lga,delta state) & datz where he was buried (by da syd of the river he drowned)

even without an exhibition or a painting to show:; she is to recieve $625k grant,
dz stupid girls dat call themselves "slay queens" & are painting da internet rainbow, are aiming for da same figure in likes & comments as a life achievement.
#Stupidity

his english alone can knock floyd mayweather out of a boxing ring

did she just say a house was sold for #600?, and da money was used to buy cement for a grave? hmmn. keeping da living homeless just to shelter da dead. I rest my case

dz man has rendered a lot of people hopeless, but some fools are still loyal to him

da outer design (especially da front) is a copy of rolls royce

even after da folding, it can't enter school bag, & itz even big for ghana must go

hmmm,
dz one hard o,
he should go to mountain.
haba! he even rejected an oil & gas job? something wey dey make us fast & pray

u're showing us pics taken from da island alone,
y dnt u show da mainland(orile, amukoko, ijesha, mushin, ajegunle, okoko, okokomaiko & co) which is da true lagos

dz must be a movie,coz Rev. Fathers dnt eat publicly

believe me,I luv debbie. bt guilter as gift? it will just be a ceremonial item to them. foodstuff 4 beta #MyOpinionIsMine

wen I was 8yrs old,my mum(who was pregnant), uncle, & I were robbed btw 6:00 - 6:30am.
I had a pistol pointed to my head dat day(at dat small age).it was scary.



GOD has been keeping me away from some scenes sha,I thank HIM coz I ain't worthy

dz is not hilarious (it ain't funny).
it shows dt men engage themselves in risky jobs and tasks in order to make ends meet.
while most women decline from such tasks & yet they dnt appreciate the men.
#ThunderFallOnThem

dey dia dey check us, have u checked urself dey dia dey check us, have u checked urself dey dia dey check us, have u checked urself

dey dia dey check us, have u checked urself dey dia dey check us, have u checked urself dey dia dey check us, have u checked urself

eluwaanthony@gmail.com

how many times wey dem go tell us say dem don catch dz same baddo

list the bills naw. i hope say dat bill wey dey my mind is included

SamuelAnyawu:
Sincerely Osho's wife is Pretty



But my Fiancee is Prettier

then show her to us for confirmation. seeing is believing

ishowdotgmail:
Good.....


Abeg is Oshiomole impotent?


How on earth will someone keep that yellow opekete called Lara for house without pumping his rifle into her well for her to get belle.

Just a concerned citizen tho

do u know if datz da agreement they had before the marriage

how much