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Batified2023 aka Mandate2023, can you employ this man to manage your personal business?

https://www.nairaland.com/7394029/using-bvas-conduct-elections-come

Among Obi, Atiku and Tinubu, who is afraid of free and fair election in Nigeria come 2023? May INEC allow God to use them.

FallenShitHole:
Is the INEC so called chairman not fulani? Taqiya easily spotted. Only the zombidiots are being fooled. Biafra is our only hope.

I feel your pain. Pele so gbo.

LegendHero:
Nice one Bishop.

IPOB criminals can go and die for all we care.

God bless Asiwaju Tinubu.

We Yoruba Christians will vote Obi since Tinubu is on Muslim-Muslim ticket. When MURIC told Yoruba Muslims not to vote Yoruba Christians, Tinubu supported MURIC on that. So we Yoruba Christians are not fools to vote muslim-terrorist ticket.

No spirit-filled Christian will vote kleptomaniac-terrorist ticket at this time in Nigeria when there's a good and balanced alternative in Peter Obi. We SW say no to muslim-terrorist ticket. You can't Islamise us again.

Doyou2019:
Obidients don't SMUGGLE people's names into yeye PCC lists they'd rather not be .

Let that sink in.

We Yoruba Christians will vote Obi since Tinubu is on Muslim-Muslim ticket. When MURIC told Yoruba Muslims not to vote Yoruba Christians, Tinubu supported MURIC on that. So we Yoruba Christians are not fools to vote muslim-terrorist ticket.

No spirit-filled Christian will vote kleptomaniac-terrorist ticket at this time in Nigeria when there's a good and balanced alternative in Peter Obi. We SW say no to muslim-terrorist ticket. You can't Islamise us again.

On this day 21 Oct 2022. On getting to INEC office to collect my card. All of us that were there was asked to drop our print out slip. For those who doesn't have print out, they shld write their name, polling unit/code. On getting to my turn I was told my card is not ready. But I insist that it's not possible cus I did my transfer from Ondo State to FCT very early in the in window, since June 28, 2021. So they went to search further and later got the card.

Pls note, the INEC officials are not trying to hide anything or been mischievous. It's cus of the way the cards was arranged. From there, I got to know that there are MOTHER UNIT and BABY UNIT. So because of my insistence, they now went to check the Mother unit. That's where my card was found.

When you are going there to get your card. Pls make sure know your polling unit and the code. Make sure you know your ward. All these info will assist the INEC officials to search properly. From my own understanding, some polling unit has been split into 2 or more polling unit. These mother and baby unit was as a result of that. Also, make sure you know your polling unit code incase you don't have your print out slip.

All polling units in Nigeria are available on INEC site.
https://inecnigeria.org/elections/polling-units/

Peter Obi vote is now sure and certain from my end.

We'll be Obidiently YUSful.

jerseyboy:
lies

What an impressive and intimidating profile. When is Thiefnubuu going to release his own CV to Nigerians, from Drug lord to Political lord.

A job I was needed to execute only during electioneering era; that is, I and my gang get employed seasonally, every four years precisely.

My name is GEORGE A. N. GEORGE. I am from Yenagoa in Bayelsa State of Nigeria. I am a graduate of PUBLIC ADMINISTRATION (Class of 2007), from NNAMDI AZIKIWE UNIVERSITY, AWKA, ANAMBRA STATE, NIGERIA. I have so many relatives, friends and school mates. Below is the story of that part of my life you never knew. Please read and learn from it as a Nigerian Youth.

It was about 1:15am that night when my phone rang while we were on standby in one exotic hotel in Yenagoa, Bayelsa State (hotel name withheld) where all the rooms were paid down for us, including food and drinks. My phone screen displayed a withheld identity and I knew it was THE BOSS, because that was his usual way. He doesn’t ever disclose his phone number or his where about.

ON THE PHONE:
Me: The boss sir!
Boss: Everything OK?
Me: Yes sir.
Boss: How many soldiers have you?
Me: Three, sir.
Boss: Too damn few for this operation. Your subject is a well protected person. Make it five and do that immediately.
Me: Consider it done sir.
Boss: Better! Now open the gate and receive your supplies in Fourty minutes time. Remember, it must be convincingly an armed robbery. You must confirm him dead before you leave. Under no circumstance should he either survive or escape it. If you flunk this operation, you will not live to regret it. IS THAT CLEAR?
Me: Yes sir.
Boss: Good luck and get your balance after I read his obituary.
Me: Yes sir.

Exactly Fourty minutes later, two brand new Giant V8 Toyota SUV Prado Jeeps drove in and parked inside the hotel. The driver of the first one came out and handed the keys into me without uttering a single word. He immediately joined the other Jeep and they left.

The content of the Jeep:
There was a cash sum of Twelve million naira, seven complete set of military uniforms with ranks, including ID cards, all fake. There were different kinds of high caliber military sophisticated weapons (arms and ammunitions). While we were confirming the supply, the two other additional soldiers I contacted (Kiwy and Chester) arrived. My boys locked the gate and took everything inside. In that operation as led by me, were: GEORJAY (my very self as my friends call me), DALLAZ, SPARKY, KIWY & CHESTER.

The next night was the operation proper. We left the hotel in Yenagoa at 11:50pm for our victim’s residence in Port Harcourt, Rivers State. Our subject was a major Political Gladiator and was also from Bayelsa State. The Boss wanted the operation to take place at the victim’s private residence in Port Harcourt, as that will guarantee a suspicion free one. It was indeed a smooth drive in that tinted screen and blinded number plate Jeep, as we were all military men in appearance. The lowest rank among us was that of a Sergeant. Mine as the leader was that of a Captain. Beating check points on the East-West road was therefore as easy as reading this confession.

We arrived in Port Harcourt at 1:05am. At exactly 1:30am, we forcefully broke into our victim's residence, over powering and killing two of his armed guards who first shut at us, and incapacitating the two unarmed ones. Chester was badly injured from the dead guards’ initial attack. We bound one of them and forced the other to lead us to our victim's bedroom, upstairs. By this time Sparky and Dallaz mounted surveillance at the gate and as well, kept an eye on Chester who was bleeding badly on his left shoulder. The man may have forgotten to lock his door. It was just an effortless attempt, and we were in his room. He was still sleeping. Kiwy had to tap him to wake up and when he did, we beat the hell out of him and collected all his money, laptops, phones and lots of valuables, thereby making it look like armed robbery, before we finally shut and confirmed him dead. To us it was our job we were executing faithfully. We also took all the phones of the guards and killed all of them before we took off back to Yenagoa that night. When we got to Choba Bridge, near University of Port Harcourt, we threw all the phones, laptops and the rest valuables into Choba River and took only the cash of #1.9million with us.

Chester was a student of The Niger Delta University, Wilberforce Island, Amassoma, Bayelsa State. His father use to give him #350,000.00 as his weekly upkeep. A sum I wouldn't be able to earn in six months. We dropped Chester at Amassoma and advised him to claim as a victim of armed robbery, and he did so. We quickly drove back to the hotel and parked the jeep, leaving everything, including the key, locked inside as instructed by the boss. We shared the money and departed. Chester’s share remained in my custody.

The Boss called me up at 6:00am and I told him all was perfectly done, he was celebrating. I now told him that one of us is badly injured. The boss shouted and said “I am not interested in that and I don’t want to hear it. How dare you mention that to me? Let him die if he wants to. As a matter of fact, I paid you well for it. Mention that to me again and forfeit your balance. Nonsense!” The boss dropped the call. I couldn’t call him back because one of the rules say; “No one ever tries to contact or visit the boss EXCEPT it is absolutely necessary. He does all the calling”. Besides, no one knew where the boss lived or even had his phone number. Run into the boss in an ordinary day for a problem of twenty thousand naira, and the boss will say he is broke and needy too, that is, if at all he will speak to you or act like you guys have ever met before. So I just stayed put and waited for his call concerning our balance.

Two days later, the boss called me up to come for the balance. I went to the agreed location and the boss kept to his words as usual. He was playing a recorded version of the news and with a smile, bringing his phone close to my ears. He was so fulfilled that his major obstacle has gone down for good. He opened his car trunk with a remote control key and asked me to carry the money to my small car, which I did. He then offered me a congratulatory hand shake. While we were shaking hands, his other phone rang. He picked the call and spoke briefly, then shouted "Oh my God". He quickly jumped into his jeep and drove away menacingly, leaving me there speechless and confused. I got into my car and took off too.

When I got home in my hide out, Dallaz, Sparky and Kiwy were waiting for me. We took the money inside and decided to check on Chester at the hospital. On arrival at the hospital, VERY INTERESTING, SURPRISING AND UGLY TOO! Behold the boss and was seated with a woman beside Chester. What are you doing here? The boss shouted. We were speechless like Michael Jackson. In my heart, I was like; “so this is where he was called up from, and that is why he zoomed off like that”. The boss stood up and went outside, into his car. It was not the same car he drove earlier. He switched it. He was that thorough and swift. I asked Chester who that man was and he said they were his parents. By this time the boss was in his car. His wife did not know what was going on, everyone else did. She may have believed that we were Chester’s friends from school. She was cry bitterly in pity for her lovely son. She later went out to know why the boss dashed out like that, but the boss covered it up pretentiously. That was the day I knew that the boss ever had a family. He has never ever shown any sign of someone that has a wife, let alone, children. His family was too precious to him and animals like us must be kept far away. I was shocked.

Chester, in pains and slight confusion, managed and whispered to me, pleading with me not to lie to him, because he saw the drama that just took place now. He asked me, "Georjay, is this the man we worked for?" I found it very difficult to respond, but I couldn't lie at that point. So I said yes. He also asked if I have collected the balance, I just nodded my head and told him that his share is intact. He begged us to leave immediately for his mum’s sake. Just then, his parents came in. His father, not knowing I had already told Chester everything, and still keeping his wife in the dark, said to us; “young men, please excuse us”. We went out got into the car and drove away.

One hour later, the boss called me and he was mad on the phone. He was insane. I mean he was in zany. I do not know whether he was out of his mind or his mind was rather out of him. He threatened to deal with me with the last drop of his blood, for corrupting his son and staining him with my filthy condemned life. It was like fire and brim stone pouring out from his voice. My cell phone was hot in my palm. In his words; "For luring my son into a life of thuggery, armed robbery and death ventures with your miserable life, I will clean your ass as part of the mess you have caused me and my family" I couldn't say anything. In fact, at that point, I realized how filthy, empty and foolish I have been as a thug and a killer. I realized that I am not even a human being in the eyes of this Politician. A hundred of me and my friends put together cannot equate one of his child. I have lived a life of emptiness, foolishness and modern day slavery. I felt so imbecilic. I wished I could just drop dead.

I want to use this opportunity to advise Nigerian Youths. Experience, they say is the best teacher, but take it from me, experience, as good as it is, is a very slow and wicked teacher, because it teaches you correctly, but when it is too late. As I write this the boss is now an enemy and a hunter of my life. He has paid other gangs to kill all my friends, just to cover his back. They are currently tracing me day and night. Meanwhile, he has sent his lovely and important son (Chester) to London for his studies, while I am here ducking bullets. I am now a lifeless fugitive, a vagabond, all because of one man’s political ambition. The same man now wants me dead. What an irony? Even a piece of handkerchief is more of a value than my life. What a regretful life?

Now the elections are around the corner. The questions I want to ask you reading this story as a Nigerian Youth are these;

Are you going to learn from my experience, or you want your own experience to teach you? Will you learn now that it is early days yet or you will go on until it too late?

Will you throw your life away like a piece of paper because of one man’s political ambition, while his own children are in the best universities abroad? I wish that you will have a rethink.

Please be more interested in learning from these mistakes of mine, than thinking of where I may be right now because that will not add any value to your life. Just take the story and ignore the teller.

If any politician wants you to be his thug, just request that his son should join you and watch out if it will be a deal, and if not, ask him why.

safesurfer:
False hope na still hope lol
Make we use am hold body.

safesurfer:
Honestly it's frustrating.
At this juncture, I think we need Ezenwaez to come and motivate us a little.

To come and give you false hope.

Cryofigbos:
Datti should sell the school and invest into hero beer opportunity to employ 60% of kaduna ppl like obi did in Anambra

LeoDeKing:
Lol.

A Presidential aspirant visited Baze university and the owner took him round.

Wetin dat one come mean now?

Anyway, zombidients will soon be on ground to tell us how this visit and being taken round has boosted the economy of Nigeria.

Your life is miserable in the spiritual realm. It should start manifesting in real life anytime from now. I pity you though.

fiizznation:
ls really sad that musicians and foolish people are the ones that direct a very reasonable number of northerners on who to vote for.

A clown sings a silly song praising a candidate ; and puff before you know it, people are rhyming to the song. That's how they will go into the election and vote for incompetent people just because of a song they like.


This is sad!!!

Are you a born zombie or you are programmed to be one?

Ibks100:
What kind of role do they give NTeach people in schools? And how strict are they with school attendance?

principal or Headmaster

If you want to trend, just speak against Obi. Newspapers will carry it. That's the new trick for those who crave for attention.

deeplive1:
I be OBIDIENT OOO

LoL

Which one is 'Yes' 'No' when it is not a Biafra referendum.

If no one is contesting with you, why not declare yourself the winner instead of wasting state resources?

deeplive1:
Its already processing oo

You must be Tinubu's surpporter.

❌1. They go to work early but come to church late.

❌2. They beg their boss when they err but threaten to leave church whenever there is a misunderstanding.

❌3. They work hard to be promoted at work but treat the work of God with levity.

❌4. They pay all their dues in the workplace but refuse to pay tithe and offering in the church.

❌5. They buy costly things for their boss to get favour but can't even buy airtime for their pastor.

❌6. When they are not going to be in the office, they take permission ahead from their superior; but expect pastor to pay them visits when they miss church without notice.

❌7. They fear and respect their boss than their pastor and even sometimes more than God.

❌8. When they are sick they manage to go to work but they cannot manage to come to the church.

❌9. They take official query serious but handle divine rebuke with disdain.

❌10. They tolerate their colleagues in the workplace but cannot tolerate the brethren.

❌11. They turn off their phones at workplace, but use calls to distract other worshippers in Church.

❌12. They can work overtime in the office but get offended at the pastor if he's not closing at the stipulated time.

❌13 They dress very well when they are looking for work or going to the office, but dresses anyhow to seduce the brethren in the church.

❌14 They keep their workplace very clean, but dirty the house of God.

❌15 They build mansions of house and decorate it with their resources. But never care what is lacking in the house of God.

❌16 They obey their boss but disobey God’s word.

If you're guilty of any of these. Ask God for mercy and live a fulfilling life for Him alone Who owns your breathe and everything you have.

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If you vote APC in 2023, you don't need a psychiatric hospital to check your insanity level. It's extremely high. @PandoraObi aka etrouble and co.

1. Why is Nairaland saying No to secession?
2. Why is Nigeria saying No to secession?

Mrkrobz:
Make una no worry,
Tableshakers don release Nnamdi kanu

Why do you hate Nigeria?

Tinubu lacks something that Peter Obi has and that thing is Peace. Peter Obi has peace within himself and with Nigerians. This is what Tinubu lacks. Even Thiefnubuu is afraid of his own shadow. The wicked flees when no one pursues him.

Thiefnubuu cannot move without hundreds of fully armed body guards. Shame!

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OsunOriginal:
We should vote for an incompetent omo yib@ because of this?
Man, not everybody is looking for an appointment in government. All we want is a system that works, creating an enabling environment for us.
I have never thought of working for a government establishment in my life and even if they approach me with a position in government, I won't take it unless I want to do it as a CSR.

We Yoruba Christians will vote Obi since Tinubu is on Muslim-Muslim ticket. When MURIC told Yoruba Muslims not to vote Yoruba Christians, Tinubu supported MURIC on that. So we Yoruba Christians are not fools to vote muslim-terrorist ticket.

No spirit-filled Christian will vote kleptomaniac-terrorist ticket at this time in Nigeria when there's a good and balanced alternative in Peter Obi. We SW say no to muslim-terrorist ticket. You can't Islamise us again.

My fellow Yoruba brothers and sisters, don’t be deceived into fighting someone’s personal battles disguised as an ethnic battle.

They didn’t consider you a good enough Omo Yoruba, when they were doling juicy positions to their family and friends.

We are only good enough to help them fight their personal battles.

Being an Omoluabi doesn’t mean we shouldn’t use our heads (brains).

Before you vote in the next general election, consider these:

Remi Tinubu (Wife): Bola Tinubu made her a 3-term senator who represented Lagos Central at the Nigerian Senate.

Mrs Lola Akande (Sister-in-law): She is Tinubu's wife’s sister. He made her the incumbent Lagos State Commissioner, Ministry of Commerce, Industry and Cooperatives. She is also a former member of the Lagos State House of Assembly.

Hon. Sunkanmi (Nephew): The member of Lagos state House of Assembly representing Ikeja. He actually succeeded Mrs. Lola Akande.

Sade Tinubu-Ojo (Daughter): She is the Iyaloja General of Lagos. Note, the Iya Oloja controls all monies and levies generated in all Lagos markets. Sade replaced Tinubu’s adopted mother as the Iyaloja. Technically, he made the position an hereditary/family position.

Oyetunde Ojo (Son-in-law): Tinubu made him a member of the House of Representatives member in Ekiti State. He was sacked for using fake academic credentials in contesting. Ojo, an ex-parking attendant in London, is the husband of the Iya loja General of Lagos.

Seyi Tinubu (Son): He was appointed as the emergency financial consultant to all parastatals and local governments in Lagos State. Seyi is also in charge of the Lagos advertising account. This makes him in charge of the billions of naira generated from all billboard adverts in Lagos. His convoy is said to rival that of a state Governor,

Fola Tinubu (nephew): He is the Managing Director of Primero Transport Services Limited, a company owned by Tinubu. The company has the sole rights to operate BRT service in Lagos.

Akeem Muri-Okunola (His friend’s son/and his former PA): He was recently was imposed as the Head of Lagos Civil Service against all civil service rules.

Akinola Benson (Personal Assistant): He is the incumbent Commissioner for Establishment.

Jide Idris (His Cousin): The three-term Commissioner and the incumbent Commissioner for Health is Tinubu's Cousin.

Bolaji Ariyo (former ADC): The incumbent chairman of the Oshodi Local Government was also Tinubu's ADC.

Gbolahan Lawal (ADC): The incumbent Commissioner for Housing (a two-term Commissioner) was ADC to Bola Tinubu.

Dr. Sikiru Tinubu (Cousin): He is the MD of the Critical Care unit at the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital (LASUTH) in Ikeja. The facility was built and equipped with state funds. It is now owned personally by Bola Tinubu. Dr. Sikiru Tinubu runs the outfit. It is run as a private unit and the proceeds are pocketed by the duo. The unit charges its users exorbitantly and most Lagosians can hardly afford to pay its high charges. Most of the revenue is derived from fees paid by the State Government for patients referred there by its General Hospitals.

Isiaka Gboyega Oyetola (Cousin): Bola Tinubu installed his cousin Isiaka Gboyega Oyetola as the governor of Osun State.

- Muri Adekanmbi Olufade