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since 1900 konji still neva get conscience.

It's not a problem to lie for 25m. it worth.

Enugu Code 042

future corrupt leaders.

But sometimes the DNA test can be wrong. i mean sometimes.

na financial woman be that o. nice

who you epp?

There is a way to do it, u have to send unanimous message to your company superiors without a trace of you. tell them all you have noticed but make sure ur evidence are factual. don't blow a force alarm and just say all you know that are the truth. save ur company and secure ur job.

C A U T I O N This msg from Dr Syed Badar Husain, renowned neurologist in Atlanta:

Plz circulate

To Each AC Car user,Now this is very interesting & MUST READ , as it's for HEALTH !...Car's manual says to roll down the windows to let out all the hot air before turning on the A/C. WHY ?

No wonder more folks are dying from cancer than ever before. We wonder where this stuff comes from, but here is an example that
explains a lot of the cancer-causing incidents.

Many people are in their cars the first thing in the morning, and the last thing at night, 7 days a week.

Please do NOT turn on A/C as soon as you enter the car.

Open the windows after you enter your car and then after a couple of minutes, turn ON the AC .

Here's why: According to research, the car's dashboard, seats, a/c ducts, in fact ALL of the plastic objects in your vehicle, emit Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin. A BIG CARCINOGEN. Take the time to observe the smell of heated plastic in your car when you open it, and BEFORE you start it up.

In addition to causing cancer, Benzene poisons your bones, causes anaemia and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure can cause Leukemia and increases the risk of some cancers. It can also cause miscarriages in pregnant women.

The "acceptable" Benzene level indoors is: 50mg per sq.ft.

A car parked indoors, with windows closed, will contain 400-800 mg of Benzene - 8 times the acceptable level.

If parked outdoors in the sun, at a temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up to 2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level.

People who get into the car, keeping the windows closed, will eventually INHALE excessive amounts of the BENZENE toxin.

Benzene is a toxin that affects your kidneys and liver. What's worse, it is extremely difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.

So friends, please open the windows and doors of your car - give it some time for the interior to air out (dispel the deadly stuff) - before you enter the vehicle.
Thought: 'When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it, you should share it with others... It's a moral obligation...
Please circulate

PeaceGord:
Bleep the idiott called Buhari

hmmmm always watch ur tongue.

hahahahaha not even upto 1% of our yearly loot.

"when the gods want to kill someone, they will will firstly make d person mad" d guy was mad not to answer his or her calls.

Lastly you have no reason.

In Tupac's voice "i see no changes"

I once visited the King at his palace, very nice man to be with.

merit455:
Imagine this ugly thing....so its PDP protests, seriously, God will will purnish u.....may ur children life be like Nigeria current economy,ashawo

Common shut d fuckup, who are u to lay a course to an icon dis way?.nonsense.

Dude made the right choice, "there is freedom of protest but freedom after after protest that nobody can't guarantee"

don't believe them o, na irony, they will inflict serious injuries to ppl that day. bet me

soberdrunk:
Here are the categories of ladies----

1) Tear rubber/Brand new------Virgin!

2)Tokunbo/Direct Belgium------Not a virgin but never married with no kids!

3) Cotonou-used-------- Never married but '1 kid'

4) Naija/Abuja used------ Divorcee with 1kid

5) Naija/Lagos used----- Divorcee with "2 kids"

6) "Mbuka"--------- Never married wit more than 1 kid from different men.......

that means d lady in question is an "mbuka"

That lady does not think with her brain, she only thinks with her pvssy.

Since her feet dey like this, then imagine how her pvssy go be, that one smell go carry dangote truck throw way.

guilty as charged.

But you shouldn't forget that some ppl might die that day in the hands of these trigger happy cops..but God protect us.

I can equally see foodflask and feeding bottle inside d bad too.

I can equally see foodflask and feeding bottle inside d bad too.

Thats Imsu for you na.

MMM might be the cause of all these sudden madness nowadays.

na lie lie story, no pic to back it up.

The real reason is because, when Dating she used her money to cook in other to entice the man and when married she starts saving her money she spent.

ajasa4link:
Ma nigggga people don't just help u cos of the love they got for u, ur assertion is wrong. They love u cos of what they can gain from u. Just read tru that press release again and see the conditions that were set in the contract Harry signed. After buying out his previous contract for 5m, they want him to release 3 albums in 3years(Olamide is probably the only A'list artist that has achieved this in recent times), they don't want him to collaborate with other musicians on other labels,they want him to always remit a certain percentage to the record label for every penny he makes(which they are not telling us how high it is, probably like the wizkid vs EME 25%/75%)
Tell me where the love like a brother is coming from.

The truth is, they set some unrealistic terms and conditions in that contract, and knowing fully well that as a struggling artiste he is so desperate to get a platform, they were able to tie him down. The unwise Harry that he is didn't even learn from the issue he had with his initial label, he just took the bait.

i concur with you Bro, but neva termed Harry unwise, he was desperate for survival and it worth any bait to survive...like they say "desperate time calls for desperate measures"

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I am begining to see Prince Eze Mmadumere now as a Scam.