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Family › Re: Gay Husband by anykey: 8:11am On Oct 10, 2022

The bible approved reason for divorce is adultery.

If uncle is drilling a fellow man's anus, it would still count as extra marital affair, provided the action has been performed once in the course of the marriage.

So, logically. It would be right to file for divorce, as the annulment you seek might not be granted you, as you don also chop and lick wetin him follow gay dey enjoy.

Education › Re: Peace Mass Transit Boss, Sam Onyishi Set To Extend Midas’ To University Educatio by anykey: 8:41pm On Oct 08, 2022

I remembered when i used to visit his factory at emene. He assembles and repair all his vehicles at this factory. I've never seen a place so large where several mechanics converge.

He changes each of his vehicle tyres as much as they are after each trip. He has over a thousand buses.

My point is that, he is a revolutionary. He does things with a touch excellence. When i worked in his printing press, i got to know how he is investing heavily in getting the best into the university.

I can't wait to see if indeed the school is at least affordable before i confirm if he has finally revolutionalized the sector.

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Business › Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 16 ➜ ➜ ➜ by anykey: 9:23am On Apr 23, 2022*

mesmer:
Thanks

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea-bissau: AFCON 2021 (2 - 0) On 19th January 2022 by anykey: 8:59pm On Jan 19, 2022*

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If N200 Free Daily Is Not Too Small... Hop In. by anykey: 9:53pm On Aug 06, 2021

billynoni:
2k nice... But the person who referred me said 5k minimum. How true?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If N200 Free Daily Is Not Too Small... Hop In. by anykey: 9:04pm On Aug 06, 2021

no stress yourself. dem no dey pay shishi

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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by anykey: 9:21am On May 22, 2021*

Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 15 by anykey: 8:54pm On Apr 29, 2021*

Politics › Re: Nairaland Is Trending On Twitter (pictures) by anykey: 6:55pm On Apr 22, 2021

I remember the year 2014 when the tsunami occured on nairaland. I felt depressed in the four to five days i could not access nl. It seems something important has been taken away from my life.
Met many influential people here that transformed me. Especially in the A.B parlour thread of 2014.

But it goes without saying. Oga s.eun you really need to upgrade the site. See 1966 emoji wen you still dey flaunt for here. Haba!

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Politics › Re: Nollywood Actor, Baba Ijesha Arrested For Allegedly Defiling 7-year-old Minor by anykey: 6:32pm On Apr 22, 2021

This one baba ijesha (prick) has finally landed him in trouble.

There are many psycho's these days o. Low key paedo's.
May God protect our children from these beasts of no morals.
This news reminds me of my ex spiritual father caught ferociously moving to and fro on a church members daughter.
He happened to have started it three years before he was caught. With his erect dickk pointing at 45 degrees, he knelt down to beg it's the devils handwork.

Long story short na the prick them take drag am go station.

TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by anykey: 10:17pm On Apr 21, 2021

Queenslander:
Whiplash. Drama, music 2014
Interstellar. Adventure, drama, sci-fi 2014
Joker. Crime, drama, thriller 2019
Parasite. Comedy, drama, thriller 2019
The king's daughter. Action, adventure, fantasy 2020

Thanks a lot ma'am.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by anykey: 9:49pm On Apr 21, 2021

Please, somebody. Anybody, recommend a 8.5-10/10 movies for me. Any genre Thanks in advance.

Romance › Ever Helped Someone And Gotten Into Trouble For It? Share Your Experiences. by anykey(op): 2:00pm On Apr 20, 2021

I was passing through a street some days ago, when i heard "bros bros" please come and help us.
I looked up and saw three young girls smiling at me. In my thick aussie accent, i asked, what can i do for you? Turns out they needed someone to put on their generator set.
As an "engineer" i felt this is a piece of cake. I moved closer to their salon and positioned the generator for dragging.
First pull, no sign. Return choke and pull, no sign either. After dragging for 5 times, i decided to try one last time with all my strength. That is how the rope cut.
The girls became trepidatious and one of them almost started crying, oga will kill us today.
I ended up looking for a generator mechanic to fix it and i parted with 2k.
So, share your experience below.

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Romance › Re: What Is/are The Nicest Things A Stranger has Ever Done To You. by anykey: 1:35pm On Apr 20, 2021

I was seated one fateful afternoon in a very popular resturant. I was carefully eating my lunch, while thinking about my girlfriend text that morning. She said she has missed her period.
Little did i know someone was looking at me all this while. She walked up to me and said she loves the way i moved my mouth when i chewed.
I was speechless, i was just staring at her. She stood up and left, i feasted my eyes on her heavily endowed bubble butts before going back to my thoughts.
After a while, i stood up to pay my bills and leave, that was when i was informed my girlfriend has paid.

wawu

I never knew this girl from adam. I was shocked it came from a nigerian girl.

Was distraught i never got a chance to feel those bubble butts.

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Nairaland General › Re: 8 Statements That Sound Like Compliments But Are Actually Insults by anykey: 2:55pm On Apr 15, 2021

you and this your shirt. It seems you like this shirt very well o.

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Politics › Re: Nobody Can Withstand My Slaps, Police Legal Officer Boasts Before Osun Panel by anykey: 5:35am On Mar 21, 2021

Oshey hand of asgard
Hammer hand of horror.
you deserve an award.

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Sports › Re: Michael Essien’s Gay Rights Comment Sparks Outrage On Social Media by anykey: 2:47pm On Mar 03, 2021

emrain:
Intersex, not incest.

90% of blacks desperately crave anal sex. It's only a matter of time before “faggotism” will be normalized.

PS - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer and/or Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual and/or Ally.

Thank God i'm part of the 10%.
My statement was sarcastic, if these peeps with their letters growing longer every month don't see anything wrong with gay sex, it's a matter of time before we see incest and every other abnormal acts branded normal.

Sports › Re: Michael Essien’s Gay Rights Comment Sparks Outrage On Social Media by anykey: 12:25pm On Mar 03, 2021

OnlyDeCapPlease:
Nah! And its been extended to LGBTQIAPK

Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Intersex, Asexual, Pansexual/Polyamorous, and Kink

Last last na all the letters of the alphabet them go add.

Sports › Re: Michael Essien’s Gay Rights Comment Sparks Outrage On Social Media by anykey: 11:33am On Mar 03, 2021

This is Africa. This kind of talk is not allowed here. I think this lgbtqia means lesbian gay bi-sexual transgender queer incest and ana.l.

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Nairaland General › Re: Help !! Victorian Is Dead ! Who Knows Her Family ? Her Neighbours Are Asking ! by anykey: 2:41pm On Feb 25, 2021

Martinez39s:
I remember when she said she survived a heart attack some time ago. To see her, a young woman, slump and die after that tells me she probably wasn't working at all on fitness and proper diet.

Anyway, humans come and go, the world moves on.

She said she suffered from heart attacks twice, and slumped in her room, but miraculously survived.
The importance of proper Diet and regular health check-up's can not be underestimated.
May she find peace in the after life.

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Health › Re: Is This Pregnancy For Me? by anykey: 11:56am On Feb 25, 2021

Aro1 will be so Proud of you. You even get mind, having sex on the eve of jesus birthday.

Family › Re: Am I About To Make A Wrong Marital Choice by anykey: 7:50am On Feb 23, 2021

Iamafinegirl:
I can be scared of marriage too. I wanted to see what my experience would be with him. I knew I was strong like I can do without premarital sex so I won’t be tempted. Is it not because of sex they say don’t go to your man’s place. If it was just him coming to see me and leave, I would never get to see him or know him to this extent. I swear with my life. I would have a rude shock to what my upbringing was patterned as. I feel it’s necessary but we don’t preach it this way because a lot of people lack ability to say no to sex

In other words, you are currently on internship.

Romance › Re: Nairalander Please Does She Have A Right To Say This??? by anykey: 10:04pm On Feb 22, 2021

From what i've seen, suffering is relative. Especially when we are talking about women.

Romance › Re: by anykey: 12:23pm On Feb 22, 2021

Chii59:
My heart is big enough. You're my crush number 2.

awwnnn. .that's so cool. But nothing beats being number one though

Romance › Re: by anykey: 6:57am On Feb 22, 2021

See my crush, crushing on someone else. This life no balance.

Celebrities › Re: “I Didn’t Came Here For The Awards” – Bella Shmurda ‘murders’ English At The #14 by anykey: 6:35am On Feb 22, 2021

Op, you cef gbagaun na. It's response not respond.

Romance › Re: I Easily Give Up On Women Is It Normal? by anykey: 2:46pm On Feb 19, 2021

You are perfectly normal, till you get to a certain age where you crave companionship. I no get time to waste on them barnies, but sometimes, i just see some of their childish antics as their nature. So, i overlook and do the needful.

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Health › Re: Harmattan In February: Nigerians React by anykey: 2:07pm On Feb 19, 2021

Caaz:
it came like shock to me and I'm still in shock .. honestly this harmattan shock me pass shock...what a shock.

I woke up this morning to see my roof covered in snow and my doormat filled with snow.... surprisingly it only snowed in my building in asaba Delta State

What a shocking experience

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: by anykey: 10:29am On Feb 03, 2021

Chii59:
It's ok bro. I'm very much used to it.

I admire your thick skin.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: by anykey: 8:27am On Feb 03, 2021

I really don't understand all these hate flying around. Chii59, it's well. God will fulfill your heart desires.

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