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Don't sip your garri, let hunger finish you.

Johel:
Wo...I careless about my existence...I only live to die,and I can only try to live a life worthwhile whilst still alive.

You're leaning towards nihilism

They don't even know how degenerate and stupid they look when they post things like this

They be like:

Hayee:
E pain am
so the one that is narrating the story is useful
I swear e sweet me say there is no good girl again in Nigeria
Go and meet your useful foreign babes

You are evil

O Maka!

So beautiful!!♥️♥️♥️

God bless their new home!!!

Kuriosmynd:
There's nothing like midlife crises in your case, sorry to burst your bubble.

Your problem is just lack of a boyfriend that you dream of.....And it's tiring for a woman of marriageable age not have a man she can call her own, who will have her back.

Pele. your man will come..but don't chase her away with attitude.

Believe me this is not about boyfriend. Except you're trying to troll her.

People go through this irrespective of gender. My cousin used to have it too. It usually leads to depression and eventually suicide.

It is the general dissatisfaction with life. People don't take it seriously but it's very serious. It is more than boyfriend matter.

BlaqJosh:
Chai !!! Where is mosdii

I reported him to nairaland moderators for violating rule 2

Once a cheater, always a cheater

She has good hair

Vinnie2000:
U Obviously love this Pumpumking Guy!

His Weird ways turn you on! U find it oddly Attractive!
Stop living in Denial and Declare your Love for him!

I'm not gay. Pumpumking isn't homosexual either.

EXLOVER:
Na only this Bisi Alimi Buhari get sense pass for this Nigéria.


A very irritating HIV gay


But truth be told, when it comes to lyrics, Nigeria musicians lack it, except Burna Boy

Eg


Girl, I'm in love with your booty bounce
Girl, I'm in love with your booty bounce
In love with your booty bounce
Girl, I'm in love with your booty bounce


Huh, when I weigh the thing
E weigh one thousand pounds
Girl, this night
we dey go like seven rounds
Baby girl, say you fine (you fine)
Baby girl, say you fine
You I desire (desire)
Baby, na you I desire
Your yansh original
No be that kind Blac Chyna

Why is it that one you picked out?

Why didn't you pick out this one

Even though the country don dey tire me
I dey catch cruise, Eko Miami
If only bad news could be bribed, take all my money
I like my lies sweet, taste like irony
But that's the reason I dey vex, my nigga
Heavy is the head but forget, my nigga
Crown don dey bend from the stress, my nigga
It's getting hard to suppress my liquor
So, I'm drinking more wine, at 4:30
I'd rather be online than out with company
Man I'm tryna numb my mind, the thoughts are too heavy
'Cause life is no joke, we cope with comedy
I really no dey see your face
That's why we switch lanes, no dey indicate
Everybody wan blow, who dey pick the date?
God, when will I be the one they imitate?
But most times, I feel no one can relate


Nonsense, you people will just be talking rubbish. 80% of Nigerian music is not trash.

I will avoid pumpumking

He wears shoes like this.

Cerebellum:
That will be pumpumking

Chai! You just said my mind

POLYGAMY:
YOURS IS BECOMING IRRITATING, GET A LIFE PLEASE

I would have said give her one but you don't even have one

1Sharon:
With faces like this:

Lol this picture

It's like my uncle was the case study for the person who made this meme

Magnoliaa:
Abeg, just take drugs jare. Psychedelics, mushrooms, cracks, LCDs, mkpuru-whatever. You go reach galaxies wey NASA never even discover. That's the fastest way in the shortest possible time.


Lol. No offense Siofra, but this is funny. I'm mildly surprised too. She has created this persona of being a troll that says all the wrong, annoying things. But I've rated her after she created one thread like that where she said she met this dude on an archeology forum or so. I've been in awe.

She is intelligent and versed, but on the surface, you wouldn't see it. She tries to downplay it some sort, but I see glimpses of it through her comments and posts.

She's not crazy.

Some ediots have insulted her and tried to smash our heads together, pitting me against her but I see how she handles it like a mature person and just doesn't go low or vile in response. I respect that about her a whole lot.

She seems like a babe. A genuine legit babe.

I assure you ma'am. Siofra is blushing furiously right now.

Kuriosmynd:
Siofra. Abeg geh sense.
Everyone knows women are pseudo-intellectual.

Why are you calling me Siofra? Are you dumb? You can't read? Are you an illiterate?

My name is there, in case you didn't see it: AOIFENIGHTFALL.


And I'm a boy.

Kuriosmynd:
.
Cos you can't think deep, or you lack the capacity for abstract thought.

STFU!!

Not everyone is a pseudo-intellectual like you

Magnoliaa:
Awesome!

But I've not questioned my existence?

Lol. I thought you would

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Grandmeister:
Men who are in control of their self awareness will want to mate with beautiful women...not to get their attention. Two different things. Every man wants to fvck but not every man wants to simp.

I laugh in pumpumking's English or whatever he uses to communicate on this forum.

Are you through with lying

AYNL:
do keh?

nothing!

I just enjoy her stoopidity with pofpof king

are you siofra?

Mtchew!!!

No!!

Bunmhi:
All these Red pillers sef, have never seen any handsome man fro this forum. Ugly set of people forming red pillers to cover up

You know what's up